hey /b/ whats your opinion on bestiality with spiders/insects/etc? Is getting a spider to bite your dick so you can masterbate furiously in the woods morally problematic?
Is keeping animals as pets that you can manipulate/agitate them into literally biting and poisoning your dick sexual slavery for the animal?
>>549684913
gah what the fuck
spiders are disgusting
post some praying mantis then we'll talk
full of normal people
I don't hurt my spiders, and I usually get them from the woods. I made these plexiglass containers so I wouldn't crush them on accident...
>>549684913
Whatever makes you happy is fine with me, mate.
Fucking weirdo...
>>549685129
Crickets don't bite but they have spikes all over their body...
>>549685332
This
Whatever gets you off.
Only problem is social acceptance, but you dont need to tell anybody.
interested OP. never heard of this.
The trick with bees is to use a sugar and honey composite. Otherwise they will just leave you alone.
>>549684913
if 43, going to go do this now. will return and post pics
>>549684913
What the fuck, OP
>>549685341
post pics of your dick after the spiders bite the shit out of your dick
>>549685565
why not just do it, faggot?
Here's another one with a cricket. The sugar water makes him bite my dick. :)
While we're having a fetish thread anyone know where I can find some execution porn?
Searches all turn up dead.
>>549685536
but that's a yellow jacket, not a bee
also at first I thought whatever was oozing out was a mixture of semen and stinger poison
>>549685565
If you have spiders in your home, and are in America, make sure that they aren't brown recluses of black widows.
>>549685695
w-what
>>549685597
They bite hard.
>>549685695
My dick can handle this
>>549685821
Can I fuck you, anon-kun?
>>549685728
Yeah, no shit. It's kind of illegal... It's called snuff porn and you'd probably be better off looking on the deep web for that shit.
>>549685879
does anybody else know you do this?
>>549684913
that's weird...
I actually have a spider bite on my dick, not bc I 'm like you, but the fucker got me when I was sleep.
It kinda hurts to fap, but eh. This just seems like an odd idea.
>inb4 this actually becomes a thing
>>549684913
Everyone in Oz does this on the weekend.
>Mortality rate is a bit high though.
>>549685026
>>549685026
>>549685734
It's technically a hornet. And to that anon who wanted to try this, it feels amazing. Your whole dick will swell up. The pain and the endorphins are awesome, but nothing compared to the venom pulsing through your dick. You can feel your blood pounding in your dick.
>lets see some real action
deadly spiders giving you and 8 legged hand? job
>>549685970
I'm not talking real execution, just fake fetish stuff.
>>549684913
after seeing all of OPs pics i have to say this is something i wont even try myself... not even for a million dollar game show
>>549685975
Not generally. I'm trying to figure out how socially unacceptable this would be.
>>549686052
no everyone in Oz shoves kookaburras up your arse daily.
you are like a vinnies clothing bin for kookaburras
>>549686079
This beetle sucked my dick (the blood out of my dick)
>>549686149
Still not sure about that. You'd be better off looking for snuff porn, but it's a very niche part so you'd need to either go to deep web for that shit, in which case it's probably real and not acting, or go to some videos that features heavy physical abuse.
>>549686330
Shit, forgot to pick the picture
>>549684913
Seriously OP, WTF?
>>549685536
what is that shit on your dick.
Holyyy fucking shiiiit
Tell us about the first time you decided to do this shit?
Do you ever worry your dick will catch some freaky infection and you will have to explain this to doctors?
what do you do with the insects when they are done?
>>549686330
iam impressed
op is a sick faggot,your dick should rot and fall off to keep you form reproducing.
>>549686445
shit nevermind.
>>549684913
have you tried mosquitos ?
You clearly do not live in Australia, because here, every fucking spider would make your dick melt off or kill you in 15 minutes or less
OP you are a weirdo
a glorious fucking weirdo
>>549686332
Fucking fuck.
Anyway, thanks for your help, tor it is then...
>>549686401
that's a beautiful beetle.... why do you do this? this thread is going to fly, but i dont want to stick around
>>549685728
>all turn up dead
>>549686401
a sacred scarab sucked your cock
>winrar holy one
it drank your life force.
>>549686454
When I was 12 on a camping trip with some friends, we had all gotten extremely drunk. I woke up, hot and sweaty from a wet dream.
I went out to piss and I found a tick on my glans. That moment was so erotic- my swollen dick, the blood, this insect on my cock... I jerked it behind the tent quietly and I've been looking for stinging bugs ever since.
Nigger what the fuck are you doing?
>>549686675
Repressed yet audible chuckle/10
>>549684913
If we consider virtue ethics, ultimately having a spider do that to you is entirely morally permissible. You are giving your consent and as the spider is not self-aware or able to give consent, use of the spider is morally permissible as well (Immanuel Kant may disagree considering his views on objectification and using others as a means to an end, but that's another story for another time), so in short, knock yourself out, /b/ro, possibly literally all things considered.
I personally disagree with your choices, but the choice is yours to make.
>>549686594
you going to school tommorow?
>>549686454
It's all very safe.
as stated above, I capture all my bugs, except for ants. I usually go to anthills to soak my dick in their bites. Spiders, crickets, etc. I will take back to my home, and put in plexiglass containers until I fuck with them, and then I usually put them back into nature.
THIS IS THE CURE /B/ NEEDS.
BASED OP.
>>549686580
>this is my nightmare
>>549686968
Ever do earwigs?
no.
no, no, no, no no no
no no no no no no no no.
>>549686968
Do you just rattle it around until they bit or does crawling arouse?
>>549686951
No you?
>>549684913
I dunno, would you find it morally problematic getting a raging, 1-hour erection from reading erotic story about a spider-pony hybrid?
>>549686968
>>549686968
so catching some rare virus doesnt enter your mind?
its all fun and games til someone gets hurt
>>549687002
>DuS8R
>Dussander
>>549687256
this pic is blurry as fuck, but it shows how I get them to bite me
he only fucks insects cos his ick is so small it fits
is that first pic a Hobo Spider or just a common "aggressive house spider"?
I got bit by a Hobo Spider in Oregon and frst it turned black the next day then the skin started dying and falling off into a huge PIT.
like i could drop a quarter into it.
>>549684913
https://this.spooks.me/
>>549687259
your bullshit about Australia makes me think you are off to school tommorow.
do you think youre some kind of hard cunt because you are in Australia?
>>549687449
You're more likely to get a virus from fucking that girl at your high school that smiles at you
>>549687481
so you often go out at night sticking your dick in anthills?
dumb question, don't ants sleep?
Ever try ants OP?
>>549687259
this isn't facebook cunts
>>549686968
Never mind just read
I'm impressed OP.
>>549687695
>did'nt_read_lol.webm
Blowfly girl is ma waifu http://blowflygirl.blogspot.dk/2009/08/here-is-my-maggot-story.html?zx=8d32fc5d6c754991
>>549687630
No, but clearly you have a chip on your shoulder about being from an inferior nation.
Your spaghetti is showing.
>>549686062
Nigga wut? Didn't your dick turn purple and swell up?
>>549687847
fucking cockhead i live in west aus
and you're letting it crawl on your dick??
is this OC?
>>549687947
What the fuck do you think I am? A fucking amateur? I live for this.
>>549685536
>>549685341
>>549685214
>>549685695
>>549686401
It's always in the morning fucking weirdos are on. You all must be from Europe
>>549687661
jesus christ man! i'd be doing prison time if i was fucking any girl "in" high school.
im past that age bracket by 30 years.
u wat m8?
>>549687965
Good for you, 6167 reporting. If you want to prove how beta you really are you name a place within 15 mins and I will end your fucking existence
>>549688103
that your dick?
>>549688034
don't be a fucking summerfag.
>>549688103
now thats rather classy
>>549688213
no its his cat
>>549688190
6430 ..come on over boy
I don't say this often on /b/ but you are one motherfucking weird guy
>>549684913
>>549688103
not sure if been duped.
requesting time-stamped dick pic with a needle through it nao.
I am disgusted, yet I can't look away.
I'm really hoping this shit gets archived
I am proud of you son
OP, is their any underlying psychological trauma that you remember experiencing that might explain this behavior?
>>549687019
>your nightmare
pic related
>>549688470
Big candle or little candle? Pick one.
>>549688326
I was asking if it was his or some image he saved, you fucking cockhead.
>>549684913
i dont care man, i like spiders but their number are endless and billions of people kill them anyway, whatever goes on between spiders and your dick is no more of less reprehensible than how most people treat spiders, youre just odd. that said, since you seem to be one of a very very rare type of fetish you just go ahead and enjoy that fetish to the max, literally nobody else is gonna do it
>>549688491
WHY DON'T YOU READ THE DAMN THREAD
>>549686786
>>549688491
the obvious underlying .....no timestamp
>>549688395
>6430
LOL well aren't you a fucking regular internet hero.
Enjoy your hi-viz dick forest half-coon-town winterfag. I hope your first and 5th born get raped by the same principal.
OP as long as you're not harming the bugs, knock yourself out. To be honest, sticking my dick in those jagged containers of yours or ramming a metal bar like that into my dick freaks me out a lot more than the bugs. If my girlfriend had some bug fetish, I wouldn't mind doing this with a grass hopper or a beetle or something. If it stings though, nope.
>>549688650
wut
>>549688124
You seem like you are complaining...
>>549688395
bring lube?
This thread
>>549688737
>limp dick online hero backs down in seconds
how fucking predictable.
yeah i love it here,gold capital of Australia.
enjoy being a sad unemployed boong trying to make out how badass Australia is.
so much for ending my life ...
>>549689028
nobody say that spiderman. go away or get fucked by op
>>549688836
>how tight is your arse
that is the question
It takes something really odd to get /b/ weirded out. Nice, OP
>>549689028
>>549689115
>>549688502
arent you worried they'll get in your urethra?
>>549689243
I'm not going to sit here and try to tell you guys about my life or my insects if you dumb assholes are going to try to derail it. I'm out.
>>549684913
Is this you?
boards.4chan.org/z
>>549685536
NOOO
>>549689396
please stay OP.ignore that spiderman dipshit
>>549689396
nooooo!
>>549685695
my dick hurts now
why do humans do?
>>549689396
Faggot OP run off by shit-Spidey derailment? I'm out shitlords
/sage
>>549689396
did i miss the time stamped pic?
doing requests? nine inch nail in your dick hole.
>>549688650
big ofc
>>549689396
more pics etc
>>549689396
nice job, you let the retard win.
well done retard, you scared away the most interesting thing that's happened in a while. I can't even get mad, i'm surprised someone would ragequit so fast
>>549685536
seriously OP wasps are my biggest fear and you let them fuck with your sugar covered dick
>>549689170
Gold Capital? I know this bait.
You mean dying town faggot. Gold prices aren't keeping pace with cost of ripping it out of the ground in AU son.
As for the unemployed part I chuckle to fuck at. When was the last time you blew a load *in* a living being. Unless you are the massive faggot you are making out to be you paid $200 for the 15 minute privilege.
>>549689589
You know what? fuck it. I've done this a few times. I'm not sure I can get a good picture though. Give me a minute.
>>549689028
why? this is actually an interesting thread
can't you just save it for the wincest and furry threads?
>>549689383
Also I absolutely am not "worried" about them getting in my urethra. I've gotten ants to crawl inside it on multiple occasions.
>>549689747
>wincest and furry threads
>not pony threads
>>549685695
>>549689834
that too.
>>549689869
nopenopenope
>>549689747
>negotiating with Spider-Man
This thread deserves to be screen capped and stickied. Where are the mods when we need them?
Well... It certainly was... Interesting...
Until the Spidey-niggers came along and fucked it up
>>549690051
I got the shot. Tablespoon of lighter fluid. Big candle. Excuse my fat.
>>549689952
> Not knowing the time and place for spiderman
>>549689698
>2014
>Not owning your own mining lease
I had kids years ago,they have moved out of home maybe you could do that for your parents one day.
So yeah im still fucking my wife who is an intregral part of our small mining lease daily operation.
And i have no intention of ever leaving.Fuck the cities and all the bullshit that goes with it.
Being surrounded by bushland is awesome.
Freedom...
(thinking my life revolves around the gina reinharts of the world lmfao)
>>549690049
we are the mods we are the mods we are we are we are the mods!
The mods are fucking terrible. I was once banned for asking for some sauce on one picture when a Google search failed yet they refuse to ban the bronies and Spider man memers that are fucking up this board.
#Boycott/b/
>>549689852
>>549689396
>>549689747
the fucking faggots just don't get it. they're just trying to fit in
>>549690182
shut the fuck up about Australia
>>549690132
OP, what enjoyment do you get out of it? And what is it that you enjoy?
>>549690132
I think I'm in an epic thread
>>549690219
Probably banned for being a faggot.
>>549690268
time stamped pic nao nigger
Fuck you faggots and your insects.
who cares
bugs are gonna die in like
2 minutes anyways
just don't jizz on rolly polly
they're my friends
>>549690712
I've had enough I'm getting the fuck outta here
>>549690443
but seriously I've wasted enough time. I love being tortured with insects. I'm conflicted about it, because recently people have said it's abuse. But it is what it is and I'm going to keep doing my thing. My dick is super sensitive from being burned and I can feel it angrily pulsing in my boxers. I'm going to put some anti-bacterial gel on it and jerk off. I'm glad I made you all squeamish, but it's what gets me off.
i'll just leave this here ...
>>549691027
>abuse
how the fuck can you abuse insects
fucking hell
>>549691027
It's not abuse if they can't say no.
>>549684913
Oh wow ...yap that is the /b I know and like
>>549685695
Wat
10/10 thread
I saw a dog get it's head bashed in with a shovel, another set on fire, a cat's head cut in half with a butchers knife and a man hang himself on a doorknob
And none of that shit compares to the absolute NOPE I'm feeling right now
>>549691027
thank OP , for this lovely thread, keep going
>>549691668
I have been on 4chan for to long to care about this.
>>549688103
Oh my fucking god
That's so cool
>>549690132
Nice thread
You stupid newfags, spiderman is used to derail shitty cancer threads and bring them to bump limit. Here you are ruining a perfectly good thread back to reddit you fucking retards.
This is pretty fucked
>>549686939
This nigga right here. Thank you, fellow intellectual.
>>549692281
> perfectly good thread
>>549692281
I'm just sticking up for my spider-bros.
>inb4 newfags calling everyone they disagree with a newfag redditor.
w h a t t h e f u c k a r e y o u p e o p l e o n?
>>549692583
>>inb4 newfags calling everyone they disagree with a newfag redditor.
well if it isn't the pot calling the nigga black
>>549686062
How the fuck idd you pull your cock out of that? ITt looks like its swollen over the edge of the jagged hole you made.
>>549692758
You're a nigger.
Posting in a legendary thread!!!
Also, if you're still there OP, have you ever got bitten so hard that you weren't able to go to wotk/college...??
>>549688660
basically this.
I'm aroused by cock and ball torture, but this is simply too terrifying for´my taste. Funny how irrational sexual urges can seem.
>>549684913
this is the first thread in 4 years to make me cut myself again
>>549687583
motherfucker that looks awful, did it eventually stop falling off and fill back in or what?
Posting to claim this
Classic /b/. I once let a fly walk on my dick. Felt good man.
>>549692962
this is the first thread in 4 years to make me question the direction of my life again
OK I think I had enough, no more 4chan today
>>549685695
how do you still have a dick
>>549693585
yep im going to bed
i thought i've seen it all...till now
Posting in food thread.
I don't are the problem with newfags, /b/ is full of them, we have to live with them.
I can now an hero
>>549689869
they seem dead, which is kinda worst then op
>>549684913
MOAR
What in the actual fuck... I-I'm out...
>>549684913
OP, I made a folder of Animal Penis Bingo just for you.
>all that newfaggotry
may you all die
>all these weak newfags
What the fuck happened to /b/ why is it getting swarmed with teens
>>549684913
Great work OP!!
Can somebody PLEASE cap this thread?
This thread makes me feel so young again
I fell life a newfag in my very first gore thread
I feel so fresh,so raw,so green.
Thank you OP
I've never been so intrigued and horrified/disgusted at the same time.
This seems to be the right kind of thread...
Can someone explain the site without mothers to me? Why is it never referred to by its proper name? Is it illegal in the UK? How does it work?
fucking finally.
learn from this thread newfags, this is how you /b/
another newfag, out.
>>549694857
Faggot
>>549695937
>Why is it never referred to by its proper name?
because its blocked (your post is spam, etc)
>Is it illegal
google (and Porndex, dunno about PornMD) references it, so..
still, I think you're immediately put on a surveillance list if you visit it, because there's a shitload of cheese pizza and rape vids
there are also the best legit amateur vids ever which aren't on other sites, so..
>>549686209
not socially acceptable
>>549696316
Is there not a single oldfag left? this is frightening
>>549688103
>>549696331
what's the safest way to visit it, without being put on surveillance
tor?
>>549686786
Its like you are some sort of sexual spider man. One bite and your whole life was never the same.
Only instead of super powers you got a gross sexual fetish that doesn't involve humans and will stop you from every being happy in a loving relationship.
post more pics of vagoos with insects on/in them plis
>>549697035
whatever dude, if you don't know shit about privacy you're probably full botnet'd, Tor wouldn't change much
but yeah, I'd recommend it
I personally go there under VPN
>>549691027
they say its abuse because it seems so fucked up but they can't come up with a good reason why
That's it. I have seen enough. Goodbye friends.
>>549690652
EHAUAEHEUHEUHEUHAEUHEUHE!!!!!
>>549690132
I like how you are wearing gloves for protection from your ON FIRE PENIS
>>549697410
ebin :DDD
>>549694719
hahaha that thread
Posting in epic thread. Wish we still had an archive.
>not even one picture with a timestamp
>>549689115
>550000000 posts
>archive
>>549697738
see >>549694857
Best thread in months. Stay golden.
2 videos of a japanese guy who lets a leech go into his urethra.
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=GdPLs-S367-
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=dqfQW-S367-#.U5By5iizByI
Enjoy.
>>549697902
you don't know how to have fun you fucking shit
>>549697554
Oh my god....
>>549690464
You must have built up an immunity by now?
.
10/10 thread
Keep it going
post more insect infested vagoos you faggots
>>549692338
ah the legendary flapdoor spider
Nice how this faggot trolled all of you fucking summerfags. This thread is disastrous.
>>549686580
sauce on pic?
>>549688103
What level of wizardry are you, OP, to achieve this non-amateur status?
Some how /b/ managed to actually be random today, And it was one of the most horrific things ive ever seen. Stay classy /b/rothers, im fucking done.
>>549694857
You fucking caught me, man. I'm a 20 year old girl from Washington. I've never even been to Germany. Found all of these pictures on Fetlife. This guy really does DO this though, and all my answers were taken from his page, (some elaborations).
>>549698154
I had to stay for one post, just to call you a tremendous faggot who has no value to society and will be forgotten within a decade. Enjoy your meaningless existence while it lasts you pathetic excuse of a human being.
>>549697967
u wot m8
Scat & CBT really are the best shit internet provided
>>549698543
>>549684913
archived you glorious bastard
http://4archive.org/b/thread/549684913
>>549688502
>>549685879
WHAT THE RFUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN
OP, you are the true hero of this community.
The dick in OP's pics is seriously scarily similar to my boyfriends dick. ._.
>>549699012
Fuck you! Go back to reddit!
?
? ?
>>549684913
Oh good old /b/
>>549698437
FOOKIN LINK DAT SHIT M8
>>549699092
>>549699181
le ebin true story faec
>>549698437
btw im a grill :3
sick thread, deserves a bump
I'll just leave this here
>>549699784
:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3
Dear God!
That's why I love casual porn.