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We did it /b/, we successfully saved the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A-aL49F0Jc

It gets better, here is the hero's post-interview:

http://www.azcentral.com/community/tempe/articles/20121026tempe-phoenix-light-rail-samurai-swordsman-interview.html
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this is literally the funniest shit i have seen in so long

he just whips out a fucking blade

like samurai champloo type shit
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I swear, I live in Phoenix, and this shit happens sonewhat more frequently than you'd expect. Goddammit.
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Kairo Seijuro is a god
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This guy acts like the biggest beta weaboo.
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>>549667974
Oh shit, Kensama has been reincarnated.
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>>549667974
Kairo
Was prepared to dice up some niggers for niggering, turning the fight into a multiple homicide.
10/10 would hang out with
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>Scottsdale rapes
>Missing kid
>Suspect confession
>Teachers arrested
>Perfect storm
>Mfw
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>>549669787
>beta
>prevents injury
Sounds like he dun good to me.
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>>549669787
>implying weebs are alpha enough to pull their swords out on some nigga ninjas
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>autist murders niggers with sword tonight at 10
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lul "everyone and anyone"
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keking at the interview
"I'm more dangerous without the katana than with it. It's really more of a restraint mechanism."
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>>549670556
This
>>549669834
He could claim self defense if they advanced probably. It'd be tricky legally, but a good enough lawyer could pull it off.
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>>549670435 >>549670556

"I made a five step plan to take everyone out"
"They weren't even a challenge"
"My parents couldn't handle me"
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>>549670798
guns aren't alpha at all faggot
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>>549670798
Well yeah he's a betafag. But for just a few moments, he was an hero
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you can carry katanas in the US?
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> mfw
Holy shit I needed that laugh, thanks OP.
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Date on report says 2012...
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>>549671298
They let you carry guns in public if you have a permit, why not a katana?
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It's time to sing of storied legend,
So fill your cups with mead,
And gather round the fire gentlemen,
As I tell you the tale of the Tempe-Phoenix light-rail swordsman.

.. he needs a better name if I'm going to travel the highways singing of his courage.
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he produced a deadly weapon when the victum life was NOT at risk.

the funny thing is by him pulling a knife/sword if one of those niggers had a LEGAL CCW license and pistol at that point they could have drawn and shot the guy with the sword.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anEuw8F8cpE
if one of those niggers had a LEGAL
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>>549671451
you can carry guns as an untrained civilian?
fuck
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>>549667974
shame that 5 step plan didn't come into play ... would of made an better video Swords Edgy as Fuck.... get it
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i actually knew cairo or however he spelled his made up name. He was the weirdest motherfucker ever. He came to my town in coloraod, which is REALLY small and he was freaking everbody out carrying that sword all of the place. I mean, this is a gun community. Everyone has a side arm and thats normal here. But this guy was a compulsive liar making up shit about how he lived in Japan and studied under sword geniuses but he didnt know a single japanese word. His roommate told me that he never paid rent and would eat all his food. Total fucking weaboo.

Cairo. I know you are in this thread becuse you had to show everyone you met that video so please kill yourself.

btw where'd you go after Pagosa?
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>>549669787
HE HAD A FIVE-STAGE PLAN
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his name wasn't cairo. It was joe or something. He made that name up because he's a weaboo loser
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>>549672228
>His roommate told me that he never paid rent and would eat all his food.

Actually if you were familiar with the Wuxia oeuvre, you'd realize that that totally fits.

He's just walking the Earth. Protecting the innocent, and asking nothing in return other than a rent free room and whatever is in the fridge.
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>>549672430
He had a surprisingly strange affinity for sharp objects, there's nothing wrong with that

stop hatin
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you want trouble, nigger?
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>>549672695
He is the lone swordsman, destined to travel the selfless path.
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Wait.

So how does admitting you were going to stab people with no weapons make you a hero?
Had he did that he would of been in jail regardless if they were punching someone in the face or not.
They were attacking with fists not knives or guns.

Granted I don't feel any remorse for the niggers. And think it should be fine.

But..how the fuck was pulling a katana just fine and dandy even if someone was getting assaulted ( by fists alone ).

What the fuck. I guess I can carry my Katana around now with no worry.
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>>549672176
With a permit, which they don't give to ANYONE, but it's harder than, say, Canada, where I live.
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>>549672239
>tfw you will never even have a four stage plan
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>>549673086
Easier. Not harder.
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>>549672963
So you are saying since multiple attackers didn't have any weapons, he shouldn't have tried to stop it?

That's retarded.

If it was one attacker, MAYBE you have an argument, but it was 2 guys jumping a guy.
Katana guy had the right to escalate to prevent injuries.
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>>549668813
I can second this... not really surprised
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>>549673484

If he wasn't a pussy he would of went fist to fist. Not dangerous weapon vs fist.
There was no deadly weapons involved until he revealed his Katana.
He's lucky one of the nig nogs didn't have a gun on him. Or just anyone really.
He was lucky someone didn't think he was the center of the problem and draw a gun and shoot him for being a threat.

I do kind of think he should of just let niggers be niggers.
It's not like they were beating up someone who was white or worth anything.
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Another dream
Fell asleep with my headphones on listening to Yoko Kanno
song "kissing the Christmas killer" the same woman from the other dreams
was singing the same song
(Likely in-sync with the music Could hear the music too)
to me but with completely different lyrics,Beautiful but still different
the third song shes redone in my dreams

You Have to listen to the song and read the lyrics
I was in tears reading this This woman in my dreams is ...Deep
click this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlPNuXCL9IE
then read the woman's lyrics, Maayas is after as well
Kairo.....
Heaven-sent...
Training for the Wars un-spoke of, Bred for peace for me
but still belong...far among the dead
For someone you created....would I know him any?
Ever friend in need...
You....
Kindle-Heart....
now going out again....the promises are made, but here I am
..Funny for the woe
Woe I'm lost to heaven....
I don't know anymore... don't know anymore..
Thrust in weary pain...all the same today..
Hiding in his movements quietly..
Ties of silver-blue
Knight of steel and light....
Casts his peaceful loving eyes...on me now
Thrust in weary pain...all this peace this day
All his needs are nothing quietly....
Ties of silver-blue
Knight of steel and love....
Casts his peaceful loving eyes...on me now
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>>549673753
You don't dick around with criminals and go "fist to fist" with them.

He wasn't looking to fight them or cause them harm.
You escalate it and get them to break it up without any injuries.

Why the hell would you go fist to fist and risk getting injured yourself and causing more of a panic?

The fight was going on for 20 minutes...I don't think someone wouldve perceived the guy who just drew his katana as the initiator after all that time.
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>>549674023
That's from his facebook

/KairoSeijuro/posts/114470072039687
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>>549673753
Not like he could've beaten up a couple of niggers. End result's the most important thing, and ultimately he did what finished it. If he'd have gone fist to fist, he'd have had balls, but would've failed.
>neanderthals neglecting tools for fists
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I offered the dude a beer before at World of Beer on Mill Ave. He is still around. Saw him last week. Carrying his blade... also meet the crazy he was protecting on the train. Big smelly black dude with mental problems.
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lmao he pulls it out and holds it like an anime and immediately gets his arm grabbed by a dude
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>>549674328
Actually, that a real battle stance and those movements where acccurate as fuck...
That being said, he`s still a weaboo
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>>549671298
in arizona you can carry any concealed wepaon you want as long as it's a legal wepaon
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>>549674574

FIVE

STAGE

PLAN
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>>549672963

Quick question. On the planet you come from, what are weapons for?
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>>549672228
Pagosa Springs! Man, I love Wolf Creek.
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>>549672963

I'm just wondering because here on this planet, generally speaking, weapons are to give you a strategic advantage over people that don't have weapons.
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>>549667974
The hero we deserve
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hate that piece of shit light rail
always full of crackheads
still ride it to school
FUCK
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Damn anime corrupted the minds of many and now everyone is a katana wielding nerd who believes they are part Japanese or a descendant from some ninja tribe.


I hate anime and it's followers. The fag was probably leaving a animecon or some lame ass shit like that. I wish the niggers would have beat his ass because I know 100% fact that he wouldn't have stabbed anyone. All an act.


Fuck anime and dudes who carry kata as around in this day and age.
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>>549675857
You just don't understand Kairo
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Does anyone see this? The fucking guy who was getting his shit wrecked almost chopped off his own fingers. He tries to grab the blade like a retard and the last samurai quickly flings it away, almost chopped all his fingers off.
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>>549670556
>http://www.azcentral.com/community/tempe/articles/20121026tempe-phoenix-light-rail-samurai-swordsman-interview.html

While he does have that edgy/weaboo/beta feel to him, someone with the balls to pull out a fuckin sword and get ready to dice up some niggers is fine with me any day.
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>>549668813
I can third this. There was some teen a few years back that BTFO a guy who broke into his house using a katana
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>>549676015
I just googled him and found his YouTube and I was correct. He's an anime Japanese fag wannabe.


>mfw you said I don't understand kairo but I clearly did
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>>549676187

Such skill and grace, it was like a ballet.
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>>549675857

I think people like you are jelly. Youd be too scared to wield a weapon like that cause you'd get made fun of, while this guy doesn't give a fuck and lives his life more freely.
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>>549676317
>>mfw you said I don't understand kairo but I clearly did

see >>549672896
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I do have to say it's kind of impressive how quickly he can twirl it and sheath it, I'd end up cutting off my fingers trying that
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>>549676336
Why the hell would I want to carry a katana when I can get a license to carry a pistol.

Just stop talking. I can tell you're one of the people hat I just mentioned. Go watch some naruto and slit your wrists with your anime friends at school
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Why wouldnt you want to carry a sword or big blade around? Cause youd get made fun of. You are scared and he isn't so you are jelly.
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>>549676737
Sword vs pistol.

I think I'll go with the "being afraid to be made fun of" option.

And your argument is stupid. How would carrying a sword get me made fun of? Like I said just stop talking. I'd blow your brains out before your neckbeard ass started reaching for your $70 made in China flea market sword
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>>549675459
>>549673484

Weapons don't solve problems.
He should of just talked to them at first rather than revealing his Katana.
Or put his hand on one of their shoulders and said "please knock it off you guys"
Weapons should be a last resort. As someone so professionally trained he shouldn't of had to resort to threats of violence.
Which leads me to believe he just learned his sword mastery from anime and not Japan.
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I never seen no crack heads on it but then again it was in 09 when I lived there

>>549675609
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>>549668813
I feel like I need to actually leave my house more.
Though nothing ever happens in Peoria.
Fuck
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>>549667974
what do you mean we saved the day.. what did WE do?
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>>549677062
>Weapons don't solve problems.

Weapons solve the problem of being in a fight without a weapon.

Also, every other conceivable problem.
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>>549673086

This was in Arizona. You don't need a permit to concealed carry or open carry. In most states you don't need a permit to open carry either.
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>>549677040

no you wouldnt. youd pee your pants and sit down trying to hide your shame.

You just went nuts over this dude carrying a sword, and you ask how would carrying a sword get me made fun of? Niggggaa please
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>>549673753

>two feet away from guy with a real sword
>tries to pull out a gun

Yeah not even the dumbest nigger would be THAT stupid anon.
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>>549677323
You remember when those new choppers crashed into each other?
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>>549677592
I'd pee my pants and try to hide my shame.
Because you obviously know what I'd do. Lol bro. You already lost this argument. I'm going to sleep so go ahead and reply so you can get last word and feel good about yourself before watching some more anime then remembering that you're a loser.

Sweet dreams anon. Maybe in the afterlife , if there is one , we can have a battle of guns vs gay swords and respawn like on games then see who's right. But until then.


>pussy
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>>549677062
>implying a couple of niggers would've backed off the dude because he asked nicely
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>>549674987

A five stage plan I tell ya hwat
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>>549677997
angwy
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>>549677040
unsheathed though, sword beats holstered gun.
so does knife, it was on mythbusters.
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>>549677997

Actually in any type of structured debate what you just did where you went "I don't even care about this I win and also I quit and I'm leaving like a faggot" is called a forfeit, and it means that you just lost.

>loser
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>>549673753
>implying no one has ever been killed in a fist fight
>implying that trying to bruce lee a pack of raging nig nogs as a 130lb white guy wouldn't get you fucked
>appeals to /b/ edginess for support
faggot. fist yourself to death.
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>>549677997
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>>549668657
>Literally the funniest
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>>549667974

Somehow can't load the interview, is it on liveleak or yt?
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>>549667974

Fuck me, it's 4chan in a nutshell.

>mfw
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>>549680007
I'm going to start carrying around my Italian short sword.. and pulling it on crackheads and local druggies who ask me for a fucking dollar.


Oh wait, that would be illegal in my state!!
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>>549680559
oh wait! youre gay!
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Sucker punch
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>>549673753
>If he wasn't a pussy he would of went fist to fist.
You know if you want to win you don't fight fair right?
Stop being a "Honor fight" faggot, you'll just get the shit kicked out of you.
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