let's do this /b/, I actually want to get this

>>549404606
b...b...b...bump

>>549404606
roll
but sometimes the posters are just as gay as the op is

>>549404606
>???? ?? ??? ???? ????? ?????? ??????? ???????? ????????? ?????????? ??????????? ?????????? ????????? ???????? ??????? ?????? ????? ???? ??? ??
???? ?? ??? ???? ????? ?????? ??????? ???????? ????????? ?????????? ??????????? ?????????? ????????? ???????? ??????? ?????? ????? ???? ??? ??
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>??? ??? ???? ????? ?????? ??????? ???????? ????????? ?????????? ??????????? ?????????? ????????? ???????? ??????? ?????? ????? ???? ??? ??? ?? ??? ???? ????? ?????? ??????? ???????? ????????? ?????????? ??????????? ?????????? ????????? ???????? ??????? ?????? ????? ???? ??? ??
??? ??? ???? ????? ?????? ??????? ???????? ????????? ?????????? ??????????? ?????????? ????????? ???????? ??????? ?????? ????? ???? ??? ??? ?? ??? ???? ????? ?????? ??????? ???????? ????????? ?????????? ??????????? ?????????? ????????? ???????? ??????? ?????? ????? ???? ??? ??
bump

>>549404882
people almost always deliver in these threads

faggot nigger ass fucker nigger ass fuck cancer

God hates us all

>>549405064
almost

>>549405353
meh. I will do it myself if the person doesnt deliver

>>549404606
c'mon guys, bump

>>549406001
bump

i am gonna make things hard for you in this case

I refuse, go fuck yourself.

lel

>>549406384
sure, whatever

>keyboard smashing
asdarer padotrtg akmnyt uu dashgdja oeowqu eweu aduahsdk fryftuksh aw apooapo a ow doa wudd akjshdjkada afddf had dadsad fstrtr ytryrfdg faggot
this thing is hard yo

The sixth sick Sheik's sixth sheep is sick.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore. The shells she sells are sea-shells I'm sure.
Betty Botter bought some butter,
But, she said, The butter's bitter;
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter.
But, a bit of better butter
Will make my batter better.

So, she bought a bit of butter
Better than her bitter butter,
And she put it in her batter
And the batter was not bitter.
So, 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.
pad kid poured curd pulled cold
pad kid poured curd pulled cold
pad kid poured curd pulled cold
pad kid poured curd pulled cold
pad kid poured curd pulled cold
pad kid poured curd pulled cold

niggershit

>>549406959
fuck you for saging my glorious thread you faggot!,

IGNORE THAT POST

Why are you even asking? You already know in your Heart of Hearts what the answer is.
You poor, poor girl, you. You're in pain, aren't you, sweetie? It's just Not Fair, now is it? Life is supposed to be full of joy and happiness, but yours is just full of nothing but nasty old pain, isn't it? The World has let you down! It's just not fair.
But it's OK. Relief is only a moment away! And the best part is there is a whole new World waiting for you on the Other Side, a World full of people who love you and appreciate you, and want you to be as Happy as you obviously deserve to be! If you're very quiet and listen very hard, can you hear them calling to you, in the quietest part of your mind? Yes, you can, can't you? Your New Friends are calling to you, they want you to Join them in the New World, so you, too, can be as happy and fulfilled as they are! Don't you want to join your New Friends?

It only hurts for a moment, I promise you. What's a moment more pain, compared to all the Suffering and Unhappiness you've already endured for your long, long life? It's nothing, a mere pin-prick of pain. Do you feel that warmth spreading over your body? That's the Pain of your life here in this world, draining out of your poor, tormented body. And the sleepiness that you're feeling now? Let it take you, that Sleep is the Gateway to the New World. You'll awaken there, will all your New Friends standing over you, so happy to see you! Then your New Life can begin! Won't that be wonderful? You'll have all the Love and Attention and Joy and Happiness you so richly deserve, and the best part? It lasts forever! You'll always be Young and as Beautiful as your Soul truly is, and it's for all eternity!

It all starts with a single step, a mere slip of a beautiful, bright blade, and before you know it you'll be there..

Don't wait, my darling girl! Do it now!

>>549404606
bump

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iosehn

I'm a pretty, pretty princess.

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>>549404606
rolling

>>549407272
Here we gooooooo

Comin up I was confused my momma kissin a girl
Confusion occurs comin up in the cold world
Daddy ain't around probably out commitin felonies
My favorite rapper used to sing ch-check out my melody
I wanna live good, so shit I sell dope for a fo-finger ring
One of them gold ropes
NaNa told me if I pass could get a sheep skin coat
If I can move a few packs and get the hat, now that'd be dope
Tossed and turned in my sleep that night
Woke up the next morning niggas done stole my bike
Different day same shit, ain't nothing good in the hood
I'd run away from this bitch and never come back if I could

got this

>>549407272
And we have a weiner

>>549407272
gg

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>549407272
DELIVER

>>549407272
Deliver

jagezowapepoopip
ziggy ziggy zoop baow
tippitopitootyforjing
higlfizrusagubjakerolfug

I like nigger cock in my ass, jew cum in my face.

I have 10 gigs of child porn on an external hard drive.

Last year I killed three hookers and then buried them in my neighbor's yard.

kajsgkashgd

9/11 was an inside job, inside yo momma's ass

>>549407272
Deliver scewhead

>>549407272
LEL. I would totally deliver if I didn't have an exam in 37 minutes.

>>549407686
i'll do it 4 u fag

>>549407686
FUCK YOU FAGGOT, DELIVER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>549404606
nickity dickity lickity dock who is the whore sucking on my cock if i may squeeze and play fuck my rock hard cock

>>549407686
Fuck the exam, do this instead.
It's not like you'll ever use the knowledge you gained in school.

No matter how good you do, I bet you'll still end up working at a minimum wage job for the next 10 years.

Now rap the entire thread, faggot.

>>549407686
High school shitcock confirmed

I CELEBRATE OP, and sing some rap,
And what I write you shall deliver ,
For every nigger belonging to me as cock belongs to you.

I laugh and invite my /b/ros,
I lean and laugh at my ease observing a lonely Heaven being shut down.

My cum, every sperm of my penis , form'd from this balls,
this fap,
Born here of retards born here from retards the same, and
their retards the same,
I, now thirty-seven years old in perfect wizardry,
Hoping to keep my virginity till death, begin...

>>549407686
Then why post in this thread if you know there's a chance you have to do this?

>>549407967
Actually there is nothing known as a "high school" in my country. Nice try faggot

>>549407784
ha see what did i tell you?

>>549408134
Faggot confirmed for living in a third-world country.

>>549408134
Oh, you're in Europe then? So it's the evening? What've you got a 9pm exam? Not buying it, asslord. Try again.

I would if i could, unfortunatly check my 5

But the OP, sitting lonely on the placid chair, typed only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - DELIVAAAAA -
Till OP scarcely more than muttered `Other newfriends have flown before -
On the morrow he will leave me, as my threads have flown before.'
Then the Heaven said, `Nevermore.'

Startled at the silliness broken by reply so aptly typed,
`Deliver,' said OP, `FUCK YOU FAGGOT, DELIVER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Caught from some unhappy roller whom exam was next in 37 minutes
Followed fast and followed faster till his RAPS have 404 -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'

>>549405598
You do it

>>549407746
please do it

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>>549404606
OP you said you'll deliver if no one else will
so my question is: are you a faggot despite being the OP?

>>549409782
should i
i cba to do the whole thread
gib special posts and i'll do so

EVERYONE DO IT AND EACH OTHER RATE THE DIFFERENT VERSIONS

>>549410271
ye
but why not dump actual lyrics
why does it have to be random shit
it's hard if it doesn't make sense nor rhyme

"Beware the OP, my son!
The jaws that suck, the hands that catch!
Beware the Moot fagg, and shun
The frumious WTSnacks!"

He took his vorpal cock in hand:
Long time the manxome hoe he fucked--
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile and fapped.

And, as in uffish fasps he stood,
The nigger, surprised OP from behind,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And spilled KFC as it came!

One, two! One, two! And fapped and fapped
The vorpal cock went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the black Nigger?
Come to my arms, my beamish OP!
O fappulous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

is anyone going to deliver or what?
say something faggots
do i keep on with the rap poetry?

>>549410776
nigger it makes sense in a way
just read it through and see for yourself

>>549404606
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga - why you eat so much chicken?

>>549407037
cunt

>>549404606
OP is kill

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shiiiiet

>>549404606
turkey mccooler dick

Irish Wristwatch

>>549404606
rolling for 72, you faggot fistfuck!

>>549411390
top kek
mein neger.jpg

>>549405598
do it faggot

>>549405598
do it nao you cock sucker.

>>549413073
he either died or he is raping

>>549404606
give us a sign faggot

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i hang dogs from trees so i can raise the ROOF

Hey guys, OP, here, sorry. My daughter just got here and I don't want to look a fag in front of her. She's gonna leave in about 10 minutes and I'll deliver

If anyone else wants to rap, please do it.

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>>549404606
Yeah, mother fucker
sup nigga
Gangsta Rap nigga.
Nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , im %100 nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , im %200 nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why do police hate niggas?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , they hate us cause our dicks is bigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , cause im a mother fucking nigga!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you drink so much beer?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , I dont drink beer, I drink malt liquor

Cause im a nigga!
Im a mother fuckin nigga man, I aint all that african american shit
Fuck that im a nigga, I aint mixed Im a nigga
N-I-...G-G-A, nigga, you already know

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you eat so much chicken?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why won't you make it in my kitchen?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you call them hoes bitches?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , cause them hoes is bitches!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you stay in the hood?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , cause I dont like livin by peckerwoods
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you aint got no job?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , seven dollars all wont feed me dog
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why yo pants gotta sag?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , cause hand-me-downs downs is all a nigga has!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you scared to go to court?
Shit, cause the judge look just like that put our ass on the boat and made me a nigga
Mama Rag is a nigga
Durag is a nigga
Ballstics is a nigga
And I'm Uretha's nigga
Nigga!

>>549414064
so do we just keep on bumping till then?
are you still going to deliver?

>>549414331
I swear to God i'll deliver

>>549414229
win

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popper heste mother
mother darling smooth
oste dealing pikke cloth
dum smoke heste deal
riti go mejt smoke

>>549414064
how old is she maybe she can collab

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus

omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio
infernalis adversarii, omnis legio,
omnis congregatio et secta diabolica.
Ergo draco maledicte
et omnis legio diabolica
adjuramus te.
Cessa decipere humanas creaturas,
eisque aeternae Perditionis venenum propinare.

Vade, Satana, inventor et magister
omnis fallaciae, hostis humanae salutis.
Humiliare sub potenti manu dei,
contremisce et effuge, invocato a
nobis sancto et terribili nomine,
quem inferi tremunt.

Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine.
Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire
te rogamus, audi nos.
Ut inimicos sanctae Ecclesiae humiliare digneris,
te rogamus, audi nos.

Terribilis Deus de sanctuario suo.
Deus Israhel ipse truderit virtutem
et fortitudinem plebi Suae.
Benedictus deus. Gloria patri.

here's some real rappin':

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
i am 100 % nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
i am 200% nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
why do police hate niggas
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
they hate us cause our dicks are bigger
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
why do you call yourself a nigga?
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
cause i am a mother fucking nigga

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>>549416075
fuck yeah
you just won the thread

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?????? ?? ?? ? ?????? ?? ???????? ????????? ???? ??? ????, ???? ??????? ?? ?? ????? ? ?????? ?? ?? ?? ????????? ?? ???, ???.

Kur da va porazi mizerni govnqri! Cheren, mrysen ciganski hui s razshireni veni za vas, cancerogenni govna. Mirishat vi krakata.

72 get

bump because ill do it

here we go

only rollin not deliverin

>>549404606
roll, if 72 get, i wont deliver

72 g?t

Took a shit on my nut sack

72 get

savanty too

>>549415112
she's 9

72 g?t

>>549417898
then i guess that wouldnt be a great idea

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>>549418072
winrar
but you have to battle with OP now

E?????????????????????????????????T???????????????????????????H?????????????????????????????E??????????????????????????????R???????????????????????????????E????????????????????A?????????????????L??????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????N???????????????????????????????I???????????????????????????G????????????????????????????G???????????????????E???????????????????????????R?????????????????????? ????????????????????E????????????????????????????????M???????????????????????P???????????????????????????????I???????????????????????????????????????R??????????????????????????????????E????????????????

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72 get

>>549418072
winrar pls deliver

72 g?t

>>549418910
dude just do it if you want to
op is probably kill and the winrar fled cause he a nigger

>>549418768
>>549418910
just fucking do it faggot

>>549418072
winrar

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>>549419137
>>549419176

>>549414229
>>549414610
https youtube.com/watch?v=hiLpyfD-AGI

>>549419279
we wait for you to deliver anon
good luck
make it epic

gtg

>>549420196
fuck you chode

I will do this but it is going to take fucking forever.... will post new bread when done + screen cap of this one

>>549420998
just direct us to the new thread

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/b/ this is a critical situation. but
>how do i blank post on ipad?

>>549404606

Wait, rap every post on the thread? Into one megawrap?

>>549404606
seven, seven seven, jemima jumps on my delicious computer holder.

rap yo

>>549421501
>post on ipad
L0Lfag

>>549404606
Laced and Macy's don't havAnnotatee it, a hatred addict
I need faces mad with frowns when I'm around, or I'm wastin' fabric
I don't feel greater 'til my plush pieces cause you to suck your teeth
So mean-muggin' on my clean-thuggin' mean nothin'
Women dream I'm your husband
I'm Alex Pushkin, the black poetry-writing Russian, ice disgusting
I started bling, how could you question my direction?
Or my Tom Ford collection

/thread
and sage

>>549404606
Now let's toast to the hustlers
(We make the world go round)
Tell the hustlers, toast to the gangstas
(We make the world go round)
Tell the gangstas, toast to the ballers
(We make the world go round)
And tell the ballers pour glass for all us
(We make the world go round)

please deliver i wanna hear that shit so bad kek

>>549421778
fuck forgot link

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ifG7A41rUE

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>Will never do this
>Will fap to whoever didd this
>My childhood is ruined
>i suck sum titties

pls deliver faggy stranger

>>549421898
hahahaha....ggggggggggggggggg

best part

>>549421898
do it all fagget

>>549422674
Wasn't mine to deliver in the first place. I just thought I would break the ice. Still waiting on this faggot to do it. >>549407746

After that, I might redo it.

>>549418072
fml

>>549422910
he won't do it, he is long gone
op said he will deliver if no one will

OP WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

I will be delivering this! I will start a new thread when finished. It will be a while, like a long fucking while. I'm not going to mumble through the insensible shit or the riddles, it will be clear.

This will be the rap of /b/, for all to hear and enjoy...

the beat will be this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI-6Svg1UVU

Keep your eyes out for the thread

>>549404606

Standy, I'm give it a go.

y'all ready?

start spittin',
you ain't quittin' when you ain't written
shit that defies me, ties me
Bring whatever it is you packin', cracka
Lack of tacs and oldfags

Y'all be trippin' on kids sippin' dicky,
makin' shit that ain't tricky
Swarm us like ticks
pricks
like cacti and sticks

fuck shit

aye holla
what you got for me?

>>549423453
i'll try to keep this thread alive for as long as i can
so redirect us if its still alive
you are a hero if you can pull this off

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>>549422993
fuck this shit i spet like 10min doing it id realised my microphone was of but hey at least you and missing much you can call me a fag all you want but at least i tried peace

>>549423756
helping

>>549425220
thanks mate
we are about to make history (probably)

bamp

i..iii...iii....its /b/ tiiiiieeeemeeeee

Karl the llama eats peanut butter

If i win i wont do it

The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham. Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judah and his brethren; And Judah begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; And Salmon begat Booz of Rahab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; 8And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias; And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ. So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations. Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost. Then Joseph her husband, being a just man, and not willing to make her a publick example, was minded to put her away privily.

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>>549404606
k

I wont do it if i win

>>549428327
shut up faggot there is someone else doing it

suck a dick, not gonna do it

>>549423638

on the day you were born
your mother was watching porn
your dad wasn't there
he was with a slut and a hare
when you came out
the doctor started to shout
"born dead"

>>549404606
Roll

>>549428468
you shut the fuck up faggot

>>549428327
do it if you want
there is another anon doing it, and a different anon did a few posts

>>549405215
the only thing you said once was faggot

bamp again

lol i kinda actually hope i'm 72
:D

when you say to rap the whole thread, in which format? cos sound doesnt play on threads does it? someone explain because i've never participated in this sort of thread before :(

>>549430554
vocaroo

>>549404606

DONE, with my own little beat:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ggyWeezhee

> 23:11

So glad I don't have asthma.

>>549430554
>newfagg detected
you go to vacaroo record yourself then post link either here, if the thread is still alive, or make a new thread

>>549430980
post lyrics faggot

72 INC, WILL DELIVER TOO

>>549430980
you are a god amongst men. listening still in progress

>>549431248

I did every fucking post until the end of the thread at the time, which was here:

>>549426951

So just follow the fucking thread.

>>549430980
i fucking love you man (no homo)
gj

>>549431257
do it faggot

>>549431448
>>549431491

Lel, thanks /b/ros. My bad for the long pauses, just tryna keep dat flow n rythm mane.

>>549404606
rawl

>Help
>How I greentext?

swage

>>549430980
You're amazing bruh

>>549432443
>>549432043
>tfw 2 43's

I let the beat drop like old people with polio
Bitches can't handle my shit
They get really excited when they see my dick
My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick
So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits
Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?
Because it was disabled
The doctors say I have a disease
But I find that really fucking hard to believe
I hang dogs from trees so I can raise the ROOF
I turned around way too fast and knocked things off the shelf with my dick
Now it's really red and blue like lilo and stitch
Stick five fingers in your ass, no lube.
I put a hamster in a sock
And slammed him against the furniture
The only bones that broke was my dicks
I can't help beeing mushy
Because i love pussy
I play with more balls
Than the Nicks
They call me Michael Vick
Because after a hot summers day
I like to come back to my house
And brake my dogs neck

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shit

simon smells

>>549432716
wow so original

>>549432447

Shut up babe I know it.

I actually listened through all 23 minutes. So amazing

>>549404606
ehhhh nandatte

>>549434235

You dig, dug?

>>549407686
ur a faggit, i'm hacking ur IP rite now

>>549430980

Bumping thread with what I was able to delivar, that other /b/ros may listen and laugh.