ITT: horrible punishments

this kids like to kick down sand castles at the local beach, so last summer i used a cinderblock as a base and built the sand around it and watched closely.

they broke their toes, but learned their lesson.

>>549257460
I hope this is true

>>549257460
Wow that's fucking amazing and so insanely cruel that I wish I could buy you a beer

>>549257460
Anon, that's is so deliciously evil. I love you.

>>549257616
i take my sand castles very seriously.

>>549257658
we could have a few drinks and build medieval sand castles together. we can make it a thing.

>>549257460
10/10 anon
I can hear the sound of their little whiny brat screams as they struck your castle.

>>549257460
you are a beautiful person

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>>549256778
Idont know why but i read this in deputy director bullock's voice

>>549257460
This is so fucking great, a truely fitting punishment for the injustice at hand.

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>>549257460
What did they tell their parents when they asked how it happened?

>>549257460
I think I'm in love

>>549257986
that's a good question. i wish i was there to see the explanation.

>>549257814
:D

>>549256778

As a kid (6), my babysitter made a fucking mistake and i got my ass belt-whipped by my father because he thought i was guilty.

The unfairness and the greatness of the punishment for such a young age was the worst punishment i ever had

>>549257460
That's fantastic!

But is there a way you could incorporate 'accidental' killings into your punishment?

>>549256778
>fedora out of something that is hard enough no rat can dig through it
>put rat on head
>put fedora on head
>fix the fedora on head so it cant be taken off
>rat gets hungry and wants to escape
>eventually starts digging he scalp and eating it
>shits and pisses on the wounds
>eventually dies, rots in his own piss on a infected fedora head

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>>549257942
Fuck you..read this whole thread in his voice and the lulz just wont stop a-flowin'

>>549258350
i actually thought about mixing sharp objects into the sand but i didn't want to hurt them too badly.

>>549257460
I felt so relieved as I read that. 10/10 would read again.

>>549257460
nice

>>549256778
When your parents have sex and 9 months later you have to live for about 85 years.

Live is the most terrible punishment.

>>549258509
Plus that punishes regular people who use the sand later, whereas a cinderblock is an obvious beach hazard.

>>549258382
>2fast2furious
Try harder nigger

>>549258671
true, though i hadn't thought about that. i just wanted revenge for my beautiful sand castles.

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>>549257460
Awesome.

Similarly, kids were driving through my family's yard all the time and ruining the lawn. So my dad pounded a few pieces of re-bar into the ground. Hear a loud slam one night, woke up to a bunch of parts ripped form their undercarriage. Never had to happen twice.

>>549258651
you sound like one of the goth kids from South Park

>>549256778
lol'd

>>549258895
heh heh, that's awesome

>>549258775
What if you dug a big hole before building the castle, then when a kid kicks it, their foot doesn't hit sand, they fall into the hole, possibly breaking a leg and being trapped as the sand from the castle comes down on their heads.

>>549258350
>>549258509
>>549258671
>>549258775

just strap landmines to the side of the cinder block.

>>549259053
camouflaged pit traps...

i like it.

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>>549257460

Where do you live?

>>549259089
>just strap landmines to the side of the cinder block.
An exploding sandcastle doesn't look like an accidental killing. If you're hurt assholes, you need to be subtle.

>>549257942
holy crap
did the same

>>549259172
RI

>>549259272
put extremely coarse sandpaper (more coarse than the cinder blocks themselves) on the side of the cinder blocks

>>549259741
Or... nails glued to the cinderblock.

Blunt and Piercing Damage.

>>549259847
pierce-enchanted cement-infused sand castle of pain
+8 melee and slash damage

>>549259847
how about broken glass? Think about it... How often do you find some kind of broken glass or bottle on the beach?

Oh shit? I packed it into my sandcastle? I had no idea... It must have just been left by some teenagers or niggers.

>>549260009
Make them rusty nails.

+8 melee and slash
20% vulnerability to tetnus

>>549260009
you got trips

>>54926013
See
>>549258671

You are all trying to reinvent the wheel. The cinderblock was perfect.
Easily not intentional
Not dangerous to other people
High payoff for low energy

Appreciate the genious and stop trying to improve on it with your dumb ideas

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>dildoed my ass with female roommates vibrator i found while sniffing around
>didnt clean it properly
>son of a bitch stank like shit (surprise)
>on that day she had a cold so her nose was clogged
>week later she has a yeast infection
>mfw my ass bacteria say hello to her friends dick a week later

Fail on the internet...that is the ultimate punishment

>>549260459
it's all in good fun man.

>>549260459
Wasn't harping on the cinderblock, just trying to make a simple punishment kill people and look like an accident.

>>549257460
Anon, no matter how handsome you are, you can never be as beautiful outside as you are on the inside.

OP: I really, really, really like this image.

>>549258975
I'm 23 and seen a lot of people die and/or suffer around me.

If you make money the government takes about half of it, and then another 20% when you buy stuff with it.

When i'm old i can't afford to stop working because retiring is too expensive.

Our governments spy on us and lie to us in the face.

Humanity grows exponentially.

The poor are getting poorer.

The food is getting more expensive.

It will all end in tears.

>>549261373
you're 23 pissing and moaning about not being able to retire instead of opening up a roth IRA and saving to retire

it's not all or nothing, the more you have the better

stop crying about how hard it is and start working towards your goal

>>549259053
have you ever dug into a beach before? the water wouldn't allow that... you'd dig down less than a foot before it fills in with water. They may get waterlogged but in no way would it be a pitfall, or lethal.

>>549261163
You cant have it, friend :)

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okay this one is based of of somebody else's idea but with a little twist. so in this machine, you are stuck in a room with a conveyor of sand paper as the floor. the conveyor would be going at a constant pace, so eventually the person inside the room would eventual get tired, dragging them to end of the room, the sandpaper slowly ripping their skin off. also for additional pain, lemon juice would spray out from the ceiling at random intervals, making their woulds sting. there would be a door at the other end of the room, that leads to safety. however, there would be a sensor at the side of the room so when you would get close to the door, the conveyor would speed up, making the "torturee" eventually get tired quicker, and also making it nearly impossible to get out of the room.

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>>549256778
obligatory edgy picture

Also: make someone breath only through cigarettes.

sex with nigger

>>549264292
I don't see how your skin would get ripped off. If you're on the conveyer, moving with it, it might be a little uncomfortable but it isn't going to tear your flesh unless it's still and you're being dragged across it or vice versa. Like being dragged by a car. You're moving, but the roads not. that's how you get friction.

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>>549257460
Beautiful.

>>549264292
3 jumps, grab the door, and im out

>>549265317
youre a special kind of stupid arent you?

>>549256778


Forced to eat a sub par cut of meat that's not cooked quite right in a chair with no armrests with a generic beer that's gone flat. With a stilton that's not been matured to the correct degree and you're wearing the socks that keep falling down all the time.

>>549264292
>>549265741
>too tired to walk anymore
>get dragged to door
>conveyer moving fast, you're wedged by wall, so stuck and skin tearing
>reach up and grab door handle
>use it to stabilize self
>open door

It would suck, but it really wouldn't be that hard to get out of.

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>>549263313

Once when I was like 12 me and my friend were at the beach and spent hours on this sandcastle, and when we were done we went to the water to wash ourselves off. Some uppity bitch comes along with her 4 year old son and places him down on the sand castle and watches in sick enjoyment as he royally fucks up our sandcastle, while we watch from about 10 meters away. Turns out she dropped her car keys, so as she walks away my friend takes them and throws them in the ocean. The rest of the time we were there we just sat there laughing our asses off watching as this bitch starts to panic because she didnt bring her phone and has no way to get home.

>>549266068
the conveyor is moving in the opposite direction from the door

>>549257460
would be even better with a block of wood that has nails sticking out of it

>>549265938


You're a fucking monster and should be locked up

>>549256778
Having to look for a job. I can't imagine anything worse that doesn't involve physical injury.

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>>549266961
thats fuckin stupid and why is this thread full of sand castle fags

Ok so you take an asian woman's period blood. A lot of it. Doesn't have to be Asian but it would be better. So you take a person and put their face in a big bowl. A tube connected to the bottom of the bowl starts making blood flow in, making the level of it rise, very slowly. At one point it will be on the person's face. This person will be unable to move, leaving only two choices. Either drown in period blood, or drink it and keep breathing. Repeat for as long as you like.

>>549268298
93% of the people on here would enjoy either of the outcomes of that.

>>549267962


And that's why I love being rich. Sounds like a drag. Just go feral and eat deer in the mountains.

>>549268476
( ?º ?? ?º)

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>>549268298

>>549268476
I must be a 7%er because that's fucking horrific

>>549258745
are you serious? Can't think of ANY other movie that did something similar?

>>549263313
HEY YO! CHICKEN ON A RAFT! HEY YO CHICKEN ON A RAFT! CHICKEN ON A RAFT ON A SUNDAY MORNING!

>>549260679
>involves sandcastles

>>549265027
Stuff like that is why I come to these things. Horrible.

>>549257460
Holy fuck I love you

>>549269873
sauce?

>>549256778
I study 13 hours a day