We're two girls in our mid-twenties who want to take charge and be the ones to pick up the guys. We haven't really had to do the work before, but it would be fun to try out a different approach. We're both fairly attractive, maybe about an 8.
So, what's your ideal pick up from a woman? Give it to us, and we'll try it out, and let you know how it goes.
Tldr; we're going out tonight, and want to pick up some guys. What's your ideal pick up?
open your legs and let your fishy yeast scent allure potential mates in.
you really shouldn't have a problem, but personally I was stunned by the usual 50's movie and popcorn, and lots of skin tight jeans
I would rate being picked up by womean as superior to being shut down all the time
Im really an advocate when it comes to a respectfull acquaintence towards women here on /b/...
...firstly TITS OR GTFO!!!
Ya best be timestamping that shit real quick, or this threads gonna die.
You don't need a line to pick up guys if you are an 8. They also don't need to suck in their gut for a picture.
Just tell the guy you don't have to work early tomorrow so you plan on staying up late tonight. If they are a chubby chaser or out on hog night they will go for it.
HAha guys watch me I always score girls on chat and then I ask for nudes hahaha and then I absolutely do nothing I just fap my tiny dick while watching those pictures.
That's why I never act like a grown man and have a civilized conversation with a girl, in order to go on a date, get to know her, and maybe substain a real relationship with physical contact.
I just ask for nudes, because that's all I got the balls for. If she would be facing me I would probably cry and piss myself. But over the phone and facebook is the safest.
I mean all girls are whores right? They need to post Tits or Gtfo :P
Yes you are a faggot for asking for nudes. If you were a real man, you wouldn't ask for nudes. *Tips fedora*
I mean, do you think girls like that? I've been a very experienced lover, I have over 10 girlfriends and they all show me their boobs. But asking for nudes is so childish and immature.
You should actually work on how to get a girl to like you, then you can touch her too, instead of just jerk to a picture of her tits.
Have some respect for love's sake (=
We fuck a lot more than you do , we just want to try something new.
Ok since you actually delivered, here's my sincere advice. If you are indeed an 8, as long as you present yourself as a clean and intelligent *individual*, I will give you the time of day and probably take you out if it leads to that.
Good luck and happy Friday
I feel like messing up this thread for no good reason
>who want to take charge and be the ones to pick up the guys
It's really simple.
Skip all the courtship games and all that.
Just tell them what you want
"Hey I think you're really good looking and was wondering if you wanted to go back to your place"
It's really not hard
Someday you are going to realize what a colossal faggot you are.
Guess what I know. I know you have been here less than a week.
You are stomping all over the unwritten rules of /b/ and YOU are the only one who knows it.
Accordingly: 1 more bullshit remark from you and I ban your IP for good (really).
well depends on what kinda guys you like?
Serious? weird? funny? bro? cocky? insecure? spoiled? asshole? lazy?
that doesnt always work on guys who are above mid-twenties mate
Holy fuck the amount of neckbeard.
>take a seat miss
>put your feet up
>what can i do for you?!?!?!?!?!!!!1!!?!?!??!??!
>obviously has no social skills except with shit-tier women
>hurr, your tits are incredibly familiar
>implying theres no chance tits could look the same
>implying youve seen tits
See, you say you want her to be an individual that's clean and intelligent..
>but you only care whether her pussy is clean enough to not get you aids and autism
I'm sure you meant it though.
Do it faggot, it will save me from having to put up with your desire to suck my cock for the day. Now back to the matter at hand of seeing op's 13/10 friend that brings them up to an average of 8.
I wouldn't fuck with him.
He has a way of banning people even when they change their IP.
I don't know how he does it but I really wouldn't fuck with him.
You are obviously new here.
Hey, don’t listen to these jerks :-)
You look absolutely flawless, and I’m not just saying that! I’m a laid back guy in the early thirties. I enjoy reading books and my favorite tv show is Downtown Abbey. If you ever need someone to talk to, I have both skype and Facebook – snapchat if you’re into that ;)
I might be a little chubby, but I have a heart of gold – or so my friends tell me! Haha x, I’m really not one to brag!
I will treat you like a queen if you want me to, hell if anything, I’ll be the one the kitchen xD I’ve also been told that I give splendid massages, aha!
Girl, you’re beautiful and you shouldn’t show these pigs your body if you aren’t 100% comfortable with it.
I guess I’m just a nice guy who’s been sitting in the friendzone for a little too long. Oh well, I hope you don’t give up, you can always contact me if you need someone to talk to – I’m a marvelous listener :-)
Cheers xx <3
Bye slut, have a nice life doing nothing of value
Goddamn attention whore, get off /b/ you dizzy bitch.
My gf and her friends pick up guys at clubs and bars. It's fucking funny as fuck.
So this is what they do. My gf approaches 1 or more guys asking if they wanna help her going through the line to buy a beer. Because she doesn't want get 'beer all over her shirt' with all the pushing. They say yes (lets say most of the time). After that they chat a little, I'm somewhere else talking to people or with my friends. Then she calls her friends (mostly just 1 or 2, who're also good friends with me as I had a threesome with one of them) introducing them etc. Then one (who's a pretty good dancer) asks a guy if he knows how to dance. Some say no.
"c'mon I'll teach you how to salsa"
Guys get all horny and shit and start buying them beers. GF keeps other guys busy. And we wait outside and 3rd girl brings us free beer.
Then they all go outside and I start kissing my gf and her friend starts clinging to me. Suddenly all their women went to 1 guy.
Huge ego boost + free beer + the looks on their faces = gold
There's more shit we do when we go out. Wanna hear?
I'd almost think you were samefagging, gotta love summer.
>Implying this thread isn't already fucked up
The fist step is to recognize that your flabby ass is a 6 at best. The best way to do this is to be attractive. If you're not, then it comes off creepy. If you are, then you can get away with murder and get dick thrown at you from every direction. The only reason you would have to put this much effort into it is if you're a fucking troll.
Also fuckstick if you knew the first thing about 4chan you'd know that you WERE talking to me.
ANYONE can be heaven you fucking genius.
You should leave RIGHT NOW. You are in for a hell of a lot of ridiculing on 4chan that I doubt your fragile/pathetic ego could handle.
there's also the "fake accents, we're from other country" shit
the "hey my friend bet me for a beer that I couldn't pick up a guy and so if you play along I win a beer"
but if no-one is reading this fuck it.
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
so how many seconds ago did you discover /b/?
>mfw youre trying this hard
Ok, first of all:
>TITS DOESN'T MEAN "BRA", STUPID CUNT
>HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THESE ARE YOUR TITS IF YOU DON'T TIMESTAMP?
Jesus fuck, you're a special kind of retarded whore, aren't you? Can't even camwhore decently...
Alright, now we can talk.
Picking up guys, it's an interesting idea. You can't be as blunt as a man usually is, the power dynamic would be all fucked up. Traditionally, men have power in a dating scenario because we are the initiators, while women have power because men are all fighting for their approval. Basically, a man will approach a woman and offer himself to her, if she accepts then he spends the rest of the night performing for her and hoping she responds. You can't just walk up to a man like a man would do to you, because if you (an attractive girl) are trying to pick him up then he really won't care about anything but your body. If the only thing you put on the table is sex (which, let's be honest, is often all a woman uses for a first time hook up) then all you're doing is giving him everything he wants without making him put in any work in return. With this pitfall in mind, we can deconstruct the concept of the pick-up and rebuild it in the concept of the gender reversal.
Guys usually spend a huge amount of time establishing their "carrot" i.e., why the woman should be interested in him. You two already have a great pair of carrots so that whole aspect can be ignored. We need to focus on what you do with the carrot. How do you lead the man just right. Give it up too soon and he won't respect you, give it up to late and he'll lose interest.
Cont. don't worry it's pre typed.
Did you not read the thread?
Holy fucking shit, summer is coming early this year!
>Still saging when caught
>mfw youre so new you have no face
Here's how I think you should go about it.
First scope out the whole room and pick the guy you're going after, focus only on that one guy. Men are used to rejection, if we think you're not interested then we will move on quickly. You need to make sure we know your interested in us, and you can do this by talking to us almost exclusively and coming to find us if we get separated instead of waiting for us to find you.
Second, don't make the interaction's objective sex. Don't take it off the table, but make sure you frame coitus as a byproduct of your relationship, not the relationship as a byproduct of the coitus.
Third, get his number, but don't give him yours. I know it's weird but hear me out. Guys always squirm about just the right time and thing to text a girl they like, they want to proceed correctly. They will have this same emotional state if they are waiting for you to text them, but since they won't have any power to initiate it will push them into the submissive state you're aiming for.
I've never tried picking up a man, these are just my theories, so certainly take them with a grain of salt. One last piece of advice is that every single man loves a playful touch on the arm.
Good luck, and happy hunting.
It's not about fapping. It's about cunts like you using your sex to get special attention. (btw i'm a grill, etc.) If you want to play that card, then you deserve to be objectified, because you're missing the point of an anonymous message board.
>We fuck a lot more than you do.
Slut or slattern is a term applied to an individual who is considered to have loose sexual morals or who is sexually promiscuous.you are a slut.nothing to be proud of.
all a women has to do to fuck more is say"my hairy fucking crotch is open and ready for fucking."along as you not fat you get your hairy cunt pounded.or a nigger would gladly accept your fat ass.
all a guy has do is damn dont get me started bitch, if you dont know by now your a dumb fucking cunt.
Pic related, it's you.
Lurk more, maybe you won't be such a tremendous faggot.
Hi there. I noticed you're a femanon. Don't pay attention to these virgin neckbeards who are doing their best to be part of the 4chan cool club.
Hit me up II to chat. My name's Brian. Don't be indimidated - I'm not a stereotypical guy; if anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen xD
Mfw I respect someone for taking the time to build elaborate libraries of reaction pics, so they can remain completely locked in their dingy basement. So afraid of the concept of "outside" that 4chan become their entire life.
Like the previous response. It doesn't exist ;)
>room in top floor of house
>just packed stuff for college
>bout to go to work at movies, hang with friends, watch free movies on downtime
>watching you shitpost and admit youre a newfag
>knowing i was right all along
like u can go to jail for that
im not really into feminism like im careless about that patriarchy thing but its just like out of tone to ask for tits to someone u met anonymously. i could also be a b8. who knows what you will do with the pic. ive seen u guys in action tracking all these people down, its scary.
Femanon here. All femanons are actually crackers. I can tell because I am a crackers.
How fucking ablest of you. Not everyone has a face, you cunt. Example: me. Pic related