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Hi, /b/. I need you to take care of my child for me while I go

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Hi, /b/. I need you to take care of my child for me while I go to work.
She loves electronics and getting on the computer! She also enjoys her barbies time to time. Bring her take out to eat. Thanks!
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>>548157127

No. fucking. way. will I give junk food to a kid.
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This thread is GOING places!
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>>548157659
Straight to hell
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Cute girl!

I would enjoy her.
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Do you collect yu-gi-oh cards?
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>>548157750
This is you!
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HAI GUIZE WHATS GOING ON HERE
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>>548158006
who cares?
fuck yeah! VR technologeeeeeeeeee!
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>>548157127
Cool, will do. She can play with my daughter; under my supervision of course.
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>>548157127
I'll make sure she gets a lot of rest from her trauma induced coma.
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>>548157576
You and everyone else who posts/responds to that meme are the cancerous unoriginal group of little kids that ruined this board.
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>>548157127
Sorry dude, but as you're new to the area, by law I have to disclose *cough* something to you.
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>>548158830
this little girl is stunned by your faggotry

captcha: heysslo lollius
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>>548158984
No feeding the trolls!

also my dick isn't gonna go down without help people
be a /b/ro?
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>>548159271
>telling the truth is trolling
I don't think you know what that word means, cancerkid.
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>>548159271
Deepwebz
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>>548158605
what? is this real? where can i get those "I love cp" t-shirts?
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>>548158385
Source?
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>>548157127
holy shit emma watson loli pics?
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>>548160882
Canadian Pacific Railroad
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I really wish I could just beat the fucking shit out of every single one of you.
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>>548158320
Fucking hell man, I would put that little peice of chicken through years of orifice tearing agony if I had the chance to snatch her while walking to the bustop for school.
>still sucks thumb when napping
Im getting a boner thinking about the squeel she would make while getting tripple teamed by 3x 6ft+niggas, I bet you could actually hear and see her legd and hips get dislocated from taking baseball bat sized batons. I want to jerk off to her littlr tears and vag squirt dripping onto my cheeks
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>>548161187
I'm sure you do...
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>>548161187
Nothing wrong with consensual sex with minors. We're not talking rape here..Well most of us..
>>548161236
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>>548161236
the fak is wrong with you? perv
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>>548161236
If not joke then I reccomend you shoot yourself, nigger.
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>>548161236
That sounds like a good time
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>>548161236
And this is why people think that people that collect pictures of little girls are the plague.
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>>548162243
people who collect*
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http://hec.su/Nc
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>>548162368
Goddamit, you again. Seriously, who the fuck are you?
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>>548162915
nice man...
openly.
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>>548162915
404, bye guise
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>>548163278
>>548163189
>mod deleting post with cp
>not the entire thread
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>>548163465
>mod
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>>548162915
here comes the "MODS MODS MODS" posts
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>>548158183
As if drawn towards a beacon, I come flocking towards adorable little qt feeties
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Mods!!! Come quickly!!!
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>>548157127
>Bring her take out to eat
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>>548163718
This nigger again really?
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>>548157127
Browse 4chan with her
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>>548161391
miners you sy
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>>548157127
Sorry OP some faggot abducted her I swear I only took my eyes off her for a second.
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>>548164019
Omg moar
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>>548157127
I knew we had a day care crisis in this country, but if you have to come to me, it's a lot worse than I thought.
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>>548164124
No, I said minors.
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>>548164019
Hypothetically...which drugs would work best?
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>>548164412
>f5
>shiggydiggy
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Okay, mom and dad are gone, now's our chance.
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>>548161187
your butthurt makes me turgid

i cant cum unless you post.
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>>548157127
I'm not allowed to be around children anymore
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>>548164562
This is too real
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>>548164412
>using f5
>not using auto
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>>548164019
Moar
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>>548161236
nigga seriously?
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>>548164006
Atleast I don't cp
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>>548164847
Just reported you
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>>548164717
Oh come on, I know what kind of things you look at on the internet, and I... kinda like it too.
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>>548164987
I love you
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>>548164942
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>>548164987
welp, here come the mods
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>>548164987
>inb4 MODS MODS MODS
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>>548164987
MODSMODSMODS
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>>548164987
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>>548164987
>no hymen
been busy
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>>548165159
>>548165161
Faggot he already inb4
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>>548164987
mods takin along time...
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I'll play around on the internet as she watches TV then we'll go get some Mctrash. How much am I getting paid for this you're kids a twat.
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>>548164987

MODSMODS
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>>548165264
LOOK AT THE TIMING ON THE POSTS, MOTHERFUCKER
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i hate you guys so much
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>>548164987
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>>548165402
Doesn't matter, inb4 came up first. Think I care? I just hate mod spammers
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>>548165618
Mods
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>>548165618
Well excuse me for trying to keep the po-po off 4chan for a little while longer.

>Asshole.
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So this is the shit people are getting so mad about? I hardly see the point of this bullshit. I was expecting to see something disgusting and vile and then I just see some ugly Mexican kid without her underwear on.
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>>548165759
Fuck off summerfag
this website is a honeypot, they'll always be lurking just because you don't see them doesnt me they aren't here
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>>548165618
Mods!!! Come quickly!!!
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>>548165852
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'Young teens I collected (hope you'll like)


http://kyt.me/BGscH
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>>548165759
Think I even want them on here? I'm just trying to fuck with people and have fun with it and everyone has to be a buzz kill...
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>>548161236
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We appreciate your report. Please wait until a mod becomes available to 404.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFgKIz1SrlI
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>>548165950
I know they're lurking, you cockmongling shitstain. I just don't want them shutting it down forever and me having to go to some other dick site for my laughs.

>>548166000
You can fuck with people, but CP is risky bait.

>It's good bait, though.
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