Okay I was babysitting a family friend's daughter, and me

>>547968852
Man this copy pasta is quite stale

ALSO, I know you people will say "I ABUSED HER" but this girl is old enough to cook and clean the house (which she has to do since her parents are so busy all the time) After school she's usually left alone and has to put food her parents made for her in the microwave, clean up, wash the dishes, shower herself, does laundry and sorts her own clothes... She really is so mature and independent.

...and she does all of this but can't even kiss an older guy?? I really can't get it.. call me pedo if you want but I don't understand how someone so mature can be so 'helpless' if I advanced on her... she obviously really loves me.

>>547969024
jesus christ tell how old she is for fucks sake

age of girl ?

>>547969174
>>547969219

Oh she's turning 12 this year

>>547968852
Okay anon, this is what you need to do. The next time you're watching her. Start kissing again, get her horny, and then you fuck her. Gently and lovingly, but fuck her. It's going to hurt a little the first time. Be gentle.

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>>547969452
dude i'd say go for it because what ever i don't really care. but for fucks sake you sound like the eternal king of beta-town it wouldn't be worth it neither for you nor for her.

Dude, understand one thing. if you do anything to hurt or upset this poor girl she will dob you in and you will get fucked. metaphorically and literally when you get to jail you'll get ass raped like nothing else. but you already gone too far so i don't know.
Just stop!

>>547969970

BITCH I know that that's why I treat her like my queen. It's cool because she knows how to cook and shit better than me and would usually make dinner for us when I babysit HER. No wonder my parents cool me a useless fuck.

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>>547968852
Wait till the bitch 13.

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Well OP, what would you do if you were her father, and discovered her babysitter just licked those 11yo virgin tits?

>>547969970
this, you will be her slave for years... and if you ever should get a girlfriend your age she will tell everybody and ruin your life

not worth, but still im jealous

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>>547970186
>>547970186
>No wonder my parents cool me a useless fuck.
>cool me

get out.

>>547970221
>>547970221

Fuck dude we haven't fucked or anything only kissed.. I think I'll only leave that way for now.

>>547969879
Dude this is obviously stale copy pasta...

>>547970186
call*

>>547970375
fuck you

Already get board with your last thread OP?

>>547969183

just trying to help bro. if it backfires your life is over. is it worth it for some young girl with no experience? why not talk to some girls your own age? are you really this pathetic? go get a hooker if you that desperate.

>>547968852
you are pathetic, you can only try with a kid, not even a girl who is 11 years old and you are 19 for fucks sake. grow up and see the truth. you will ruin your life with that girl and her life too.

Think about it this way. She probably doesn't see you the way you see her.

Her experience of love is far from yours.
There isn't anything wrong with a relationship as long as you set boundaries for yourself.

If you truly like her, you can wait until she's older.

Having sex with her now is probably a very bad idea. In the meantime, I strongly suggest you act like a father with her, until she is old enough to return your feelings properly.

>>547970573
>>547970573

HAHAHAHA FUCK! Some competition

>>547970645
>>547970645
I'm not that desperate for a fuck but I just love spending time with this girl. It's hard to explain.

if u really love her, then propose to her.

I say watch another movie and keep it going. Kiss again and let it happen all girls lose their v card at some point

Pedo here.

I think you need to be cautious, at the very least. Keep in mind that since this is a "first" for both of you, the tendency is to read too much into everything--to pretend like you're going to be together forever, get married, etc. For her this is probably even more true.

There's also the factor of you being viewed as an authority figure, meaning (given her age) she likely is in the stage of development where she wants to please people. She might go along with things after the novelty and charm has worn off just because she doesn't want to disappoint you.

So next time you are able to speak to her alone, you should probably tell her something to the effect of:

"I really like you. I just want you to know that I don't want to force you into anything, or make you feel bad if you want to stop (or make you feel bad if you want to do more). Let's promise that we'll be honest to each other. You're pretty young, and you might feel totally different about us tomorrow or a week from now; I'm pretty young too so same here. If one of us wants to take a break or stop, we have to respect that and not take it personally."

Obviously change to fit your own manner of speaking. You might need to rehearse it in front of a mirror to get the words right in your head before spilling them out in person.

The idea is to make sure she is not under the impression that she is your little servant, and that everything you guys do is voluntary and safe without any threat of coercion.

>>547971094
Then that's it. Just spend time with her.

I've been in your position, OP and I know how you feel. I regret doing stuff to the girl and now that she's the right age, she wouldn't even let me hold her hand. I'm just lucky she understands that I'm fucked if she tells anyone so she keeps it a secret.

>>547971024

>Her experience of love is far from yours.

How can you say that when he has exactly the same amount of experience as her? He admitted it was his first kiss. He probably knows more about SEX than her but sex !=love.

>>547968852
you are going to go to jail you fucking idiot. think with your head not your cock

>>547971232
>>547971232
Thanks bro. I think he plans to kiss me everytime we hang out now lol, just as long as it's not with her parents I'm cool with that.

Also speak of the devil her family is just visiting mine now. brb bros

>>547968852
stop this shit
she is 12.
she will tell it for 100%. If not her parents then to her friends and it will be all out.

>>547971402
A child doesn't see love the same way an adult does.

That comes from maturity. Doesn't matter the guy is a virgin.

>>547971251
You sir are my hero. I like the way you pedo.

>>547971490
>inb4 her parents are over to complain and have already called the cops and the cops are down the street now and he opens the door gets on the floor, everybody does the dinosaur.

>>547971490
i hope she has spoken and they are there to fuck you up

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Okay guys I'm freaking the fuck out a cop car just pulled over and there's two coppers standing outside. They chatted with someone across the road and are just standing there. Pray for me /b/ros I'm going out to see what's going fuck me idk what's going to happen I might see you guys soon

>>547971679

Could you explain what you mean by "see love the same way"? Or is that just some vague platitude that you use to dismiss something that doesn't fit in your idea of social norms/interpersonal schema?

>>547972039
OP just got ratted on, did you even check for cameras you dipshit,shes white her house must be full of them.

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>>547972039
everyone can go home, confirmed BS

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>>547972039
OP be pedo
OP does suck
OP gets arrested and he be fucked

>>547968852
Nice copypasta faggot.

>>547972039
moar pics.
Also, you could go out and ask to the cops if it's happening something.

timestamp nigga

>>547972551
*nigger.

Jeez these people can never get it right

>>547968852
Well, OP. Here's what you do.
You go ahead and boff the shit out of that little puntang because this copypasta is so stale that she's bound to be about legal age by now.

>>547972636
Well said heaven

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>>547972039
100% legit.
He's stupid. Probably the girl told on him. No shit. OP did you really think she would't tell? she probably did without you knowing. You should have told her not to tell her parents because the fact that you would be in jail and explain it in detail she would understand.

>>547971748
>>547972039
He even inb4'd. You can fuck the hell off OP you gigantic fucking faglord

>>547968852
>(it's below 0, freezing cold)
Where ate you, Antarctica?

>>547972039
>its below 0 night before
>grassy lawn with cops in t-shirts

Yeah, ooook

>>547968852
OP here I am dun goofed. Cops wanted to arrest me but I headshot the first one, then ran to my BMW. I am on run now, will post updates. You can call meg Eliot

>>547973192
>>547973373
>wat is airconditioner
>wat is methaphor

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>>547969452
I mean what the fuck.
nigga you could at least find a fat bitch that is 16 or something ?

ITT: how to become a minors bitch.

COngratulations OP, you are now in her pocket, if you do ANYTHING that upsets her. she will ruin your life.

Also. that "love" is now infatuation. you will never escape her.

> be me 30+y/o divorced dude living alone
> meet 30+y/o woman 7/10
> let woman hang out at my place
> woman comes over for weekend with 14 y/o daughter
> find out woman likes to get loaded on norco
> woman passed out, daughter bored, again
> and again
> spend time hanging out with daughter, getting her to/from school etc...
> learn woman has pimped out daughter to boyfriends for drugs
> urgetokillrising.jpg
> Woman starts leaving daughter with me when she goes out to score more norco
> woman sometimes gone for days
> not stupid, change all locks
> daughter starts getting domestic, cleaning, doing laundry
> woman gone for weeks, comes by middle of the day to get stuff
> neighbors call cops because she flips out when she cannot get in
> woman gone for weeks again
> daughter still hangs out, gets rides to school, etc..
> I get free housekeeping
> daughter says "anon, you make me feel special." "Anon I love you because you care about me."
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>>547974196
fuck that i dated a fat bitch and she was so fuckin fat that when she wore shorts my friends thought that wasn't attractive. man she even complained she was hungry for some type of food every 20 minutes.

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Just get it over with! Remember if she bleeds she breeds. I'll expect to see the video on tor later next week

>>547969452

>>547968852
Where do you live anon, I want to send you a prize

>she said she really 'loves' me and I'm nicer to her than anyone she's ever known (her parents, friends, etc.)
well there you go. you're nicer than her parents, who support her financially and love her unconditionally? she's not capable of consenting with that level of reasoning

>>547969452
Shes 11 years old dude..leave her alone. Find girls near your own age for crying out loud. Looking is one thing, don't molest her.

>>547975386
> woman lands in hospital for drug OD
> my name/number in her cellphone so I get called for information, along with everybody else
> deny deny deny
> decide to not tell daughter
> daughter ,feeling abandoned by piece of shit, has been getting cuddly
fast forward a year
> woman nowhere to be found
> daughter lives with me full time as common law wife

don't shoot up any coffee shops, m8

>>547973373
I award you master commander of this thread

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>>547968852
>it's below 0, freezing cold (Zero Celcius, implying Brit)

>>547972039
>(pic of obvious American cops)

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>>547976309
lucky bastard

>>547976000
No one sees this trip?

>>547977178
Also: coppers, not cops

OP is so desperate he turned to pedophilia. This has to be one of the worst things I've seen. Go fuck that pineapple or something.

>>547977547
no1 gives a fuck you fucking hurr number durr child

>>547977770

Or bobbys...

>>547977178
A few northern states still are down into the 30's F at night.

>>547969024
>this girl is old enough to cook and clean the house
>yet you're BABYSITTING her
>get a grip OP

if you really "love" the girl, wait till she's old enough to see how much of a fucking loser you are.

>>547968997
True

OP is a pedophile and is now going to take it in the ass by Tyrone

>>547968852
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>547978140

How many northern states do you know that use Celcius?

Fucking retards....

>>547976309
no fucking?

Try dating an girl your own age and you'll forget about this kid in a few weeks.

>>547970210
Moar OC

>>547978928
Maybe he's canadian you fuck tard?

>>547978928
>below 0F
I guess that's pretty cold too

>>547979383

see

>>547972039
Not Canadian Police

>>547979431

see

>>547972039

Not winter

Are you faggots even trying?

>>547968852
OP, there is nothing new about young vs old attraction. It is a product of evolution, but today we don't have the need to reproduce with young girls.

Grow up. Tell her it was a mistake from your side. And just try to mitigate the damage you've already caused. Obviously, she trusts you. Use that trust to convince her she should wait until she is old enough, and that she will be grateful for your advice. Because even if this thing of yours could be good, she WILL be grateful for waiting.

>>547980246
How do you know they're not Canadian cops? They look very similiar to the cops we have here. Uniform and all.

Source: CANADAFAG HERE FAGGOT

>>547968852
Move to europe, you can have all the 11 yo's you want

>>547969024
So you're going to make her grow up faster than she already has to? Let her enjoy her childhood as much as she can. Everyone loves the first person to accept them and think they love them back because its the first time you've experienced it and it feels good. Save yourself the trouble, don't do anything more. Not only is it just not worth the relationship, it's illegal and isn't worth jail time for.

>>547980342
>being this new

Nigger calm your tits, this is old copypasta.

>>547980246
> implying only time it gets below 0C at night is winter

lrn2weather