Because of the fap threads, I no longer find normal sex interesting
Because of the trolling, I no longer feel guilt.
Because of /pol/ I am a racist.
Because of the gore, I no longer feel disgust.
Because of /x/, I am no longer scared.
I am a jaded, faceless, hate machine.
I am Anonymous.
Because of 4chan I no longer speak to real human beings anymore.
I am obnoxious, arrogant and hate most people I am forced to talk with at school/work.
I don't feel happiness any more, only chan.
I no longer feel despair any more.
The gore threads no longer effect me like they used too. I am me because of 4chan.
>Because of the gore, I no longer feel disgust.
Because of the gore, I smile at dead animals on the road.
>Because of the fap threads, I no longer find normal sex interesting
Because of /b/ I despise everybody.
This. I hate the edgy faggot it has turned me into. I laugh at dying babies, I regard women as second class citizens, I hate faggots, I hate betas, I hate social justice warriors, I hate the average person, I hate religious people, I hate fat people, I hate anime, i hate furries, and most of all I hate people who allow assburgers, feminists, retards, gays, white knights, betas, deformed people, fat people, ghetto culture, and religion to rampantly thrive in our society. But you know what?I really wouldn't have it any other way. All this hatred has made me dull to the bullshit of the world, it made me realize my insignificant existence, we are nothing but a number among billions and billions of other numbers. I don't matter and neither do you. 100 years from now nobody will know I even existed, all my problems and success will fade away like if I was never born at all. I am happier than I ever been before because of this, thank you 4chan.
We need a balance I think. Too many 4chan fags around and the world would be a gay ass place to live in. Imagine, people wearing furry suits fucking in the park, people playing catch with babies, gore in museums, rampant obesity and sweat.
But then again maybe its the complete opposite. If we strived to purify the human race (not racially) we would have nothing but tall, ripped, sexy as shit genius alpha humans. We could conquer the galaxy with our knowledge.
I'm letting my imagination fly too much I guess.
Do you remember the names of all the african slaves who died inside the slave ships? What about the names of the aztecs who where sacrificed for the gods? I didn't think so.
Maybe in the future we find a way to archive every single human to ever live. But for now I'm right.
hell yeah we're part of the edgy cool club. who votes we start calling /b/ the edgy cool club?
We know them as the slaves, and as the Aztecs. If you want names, take anyone who ever accomplished anything and bothered to put his name out there for everyone else to acknowledge.
Quite frankly the whole "Until this happens, then I'm right" attitude is strikingly reminiscent of religious people arguing "The tides come in, then the go out, you can't explain that" until
>100 years later
Just because you dont believe in yourself doesn't mean that other people are just as worthless as you.
see? wasn't that complicated; now you know that people in here will stay like that forever, and you can't changed the fact that you did what you did, saw what you saw.
People are highly emotional and bad at reasoning here. They're proud of it too. At first it's funny, but then you realize that these people aren't joking and it's not an isolated phenomenon (look at YouTube comments). This is what normal people are in the dark, when they're not afraid of looking stupid. I still like this place. I can't just turn the lights back on and pretend everyone's not like this.
>Dad doesn't want me to be a bitch; sends me to Military academy for hazing
>Military school doesn't want me to have emotions; hazes
>4chan makes me realize that the world is fucking retarded
>I feel like the most cynical fucking human on the planet, but I know I'm not because you're all right there with me.
because of 4chan i actually hate gore.
when i first got here if i saw it i would be curious and check it out. could look at almost anything.
something weird musta happened though cuz recently most of it givesme shivers and i minimize before i get a real look
I also have an unprovoked bigotry towards jews.
captcha: nkshedon Gore
you are all faggots, 4chan didn't make you like this, your social ineptitude and lack of emotional control made you who you are
take responsibility for your own thoughts and actions, other people can't force you to become anything you didn't want to become
I am a homosexual because of 4chan.
I'm completely serious. 4chan changed me from a straight beta to a beta faggot. Feels bad man.
you need to undersatnd, that everybody put in the situation you are right now would be like us?
We are humans, we all have this so call "humanity" in us, 4chan is just another part of it who is exposed to other people.
you should be glad it wasn't when you fucked your gf
I'd argue that before the internet came to be, there has never been an anonymous environment in existence that could cultivate such a beta ideology, to the same degree, as what exists in 4chan.
You're a product of social change, your ancestors would be disappointed in you trying to argue "This is just how I (humans) am"
I know that feel bro.
I used to be disgusted by anything the slightest bit gay, now if it doesn't have a penis, I can't even get hard.
I still hate faggots with a passion though.
yeah you got a point, internet did reveal the vices of humans.
At least for certain of them, imo I think if you show any of what we can concider here as "offensive content" to a "normal" personn, who don't brows 4chan, (we are still normal, maybe..), they might get offend but a part of them would be intrigued about it, and just because society have standards they would deny any of that.
is it sad to think we outside of 4chan would be lovely people.
The face of /b/, ladies & gentlemen.
A text-book case of faggotry.
I know right? I am a lovely person outside 4chan, nobody who isn't from 4chan could tell who "I am", or --who they could be--
I'm inclined to disagree. I think 4chan is a vital outlet to most people. The /b/tards I know tend to be nicer and generally more decent in public because they have this place to vent.
That's totaly true imo. I think that's what keeps me nicer outside.
Because you can think of this:
>Some /b/ros stories I read was worts than this
>look that edgy faggot
>haha if only he knew
some things you could have already thinked about
i see your point
we can be lovely people irl and be fags in here.
also i Edited
this pic for Op
>A fucking asshole towards people I consider to be stupid (apart from family)
>Not disgusted by anything anymore.
>brushing my teeth while taking a dump
>watching gorethreads while eating
>still not a pedophile (and will never be)
>sitting behind a screen at least 24hrs on weekend and at least 8hrs a day
>alpha as fuck
You're here for that.
True, but still you can feel that you changed outside too. Laughting intentionaly is hard.
you had it before, just revealed with your /b/ros help
This used to be me. Then i interacted with a therapist & endured CBT for a year for GAD, OCPD & MDD, acquired a job & made friends. I realized that i was already a faggot with special snowflake sydrome predisposed towards sociopathy, narcissism, histrionic & antisocial personality disorder, who exploited the net to vent my internalized frustration (for others & myself) & attempted to "blame" the internet (like you're all attempting to) for my behaviour. The point is, you were already a faggot, 4chan didn't "make" you a faggot, it just enhanced your faggot qualities.
Seriously, stop taking the internet so srsly, get out of the basement, get a job or a hobby, make friends & most importantly see a therapist, you'll be a lot happier.
so basically i was a NEET for all of a year and hid myself away inside my room for all of that, fml i actually noticed i was becoming super weird in real world conversations.
i became about as fucked as this girl
>Because of the trolling, I no longer feel guilt.
>Because of the gore, I no longer feel disgust.
>Because of /x/, I am no longer scared.
these are so true no edge
>because of /b/ I now hate and despise people
>because of /b/ I no longer feel like I should be part of society
>because of /b/ I don't speak to normalfags anymore
>I realized that i was already a faggot with special snowflake syndrome
>That used to be me
>Trying to make himself look better than the shit gagging faggot he really is
>Still special snowflake
>pic related, its you
I came to 4chan because I felt an uncensored internet would allow for the worst and best of us. Chan does that. albeit more to the worst. 4can has allowed me to see things I would not were the msm to have their way. I love and loathe this place. I miss the revolution. I miss when we stood for more than just rekt and racism.
we are legion
Fucking Sucks. Can't help it though, dem candy coloured horses doe.
I agree. I am still a faggot with special snowflake syndrome, i'm fine with conceding that, i think everyone is to an extent. I just became less of & a much happier one after i stopped utilizing 4chan as an excuse for my problems.
i am into weird porn and totally gay because of 4chan
it only took like 4 years lol
>Start going to 4chan
>Enter the dark downward spiraling path of weird porn
>Fap maily to traps
>"totally not gay"
>decide to better myself, start working out
>start going to /fit/
>start mirin mens physiques
>"totally not gay"
>In the process of bettering myself I decide to up my wardrobe
>start going to /fa/
>start noticing men and the clothes they are wearing
>"totally not gay"
>Looking at men clothed and unclothed and totally cool with the idea of being fucked in the ass
>leave /fa/ forever
>leave most of /fit/
>never trap porn again
this close to becoming a faggot without noticing.
you should go full gay it's awesome
you'll have sex like 6 times a week
Oh, I think you're closer than you think, anon.
>still believing you can change your sexual preference
Because of /b/ and mainly wincest shit I'm dissatisfied with my life simply because I don't have a little sister. I have everything I could ever need but I feel so meaningless because no imouto to rely on me.
i said bi not gay you closet fag.
its 100% physical proof gaylord, record yourself the next time you get high and you'll see all the gay shit you do that you forget and repress.
>its 100% physical proof gaylord
I'm talking to a child, aren't I? This is an 18+ board, kiddo.
>record yourself the next time you get high
>implying I smoke weed
Not everyone's a sexually repressed stoner faggot.