Because of the fap threads, I no longer find normal sex interesting

>>547410597
>Because of the trolling, I no longer feel guilt.
>Because of the gore, I no longer feel disgust.
these two apply very well to me

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>>547410597

Because of 4chan I no longer speak to real human beings anymore.
I am obnoxious, arrogant and hate most people I am forced to talk with at school/work.
I don't feel happiness any more, only chan.
I no longer feel despair any more.
Only chan.
The gore threads no longer effect me like they used too. I am me because of 4chan.

>>547410597
>Because of the gore, I no longer feel disgust.
Because of the gore, I smile at dead animals on the road.
>Because of the fap threads, I no longer find normal sex interesting

Because of /b/ I despise everybody.

>>547411347
/thread.

>>547410597
Constantly angry, bleeding from my anus, and alone because of 4chan

That's what 4chan turns you into... And I wouldn't have it any other way

In to questionable activities

I have the illusion of having friends.

>>547411690
i'm constantly angry too, but i was even before 4chan

>>547411739
A part of me is glad I met with 4chan, but I took I road that I can't change now.

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ITT: autism


>>547411873
feels bad man

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>>547410597
faggot

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>>547411873

>>547411739
This. I hate the edgy faggot it has turned me into. I laugh at dying babies, I regard women as second class citizens, I hate faggots, I hate betas, I hate social justice warriors, I hate the average person, I hate religious people, I hate fat people, I hate anime, i hate furries, and most of all I hate people who allow assburgers, feminists, retards, gays, white knights, betas, deformed people, fat people, ghetto culture, and religion to rampantly thrive in our society. But you know what?I really wouldn't have it any other way. All this hatred has made me dull to the bullshit of the world, it made me realize my insignificant existence, we are nothing but a number among billions and billions of other numbers. I don't matter and neither do you. 100 years from now nobody will know I even existed, all my problems and success will fade away like if I was never born at all. I am happier than I ever been before because of this, thank you 4chan.

>>547413132
Exactly, when you die that's it, so just fuck it. Wouldn't it be great if the whole world didn't give a fuck?

>>547413132
>I don't matter and neither do you. 100 years from now nobody will know I even existed,
Prove it.

>>547413461
We need a balance I think. Too many 4chan fags around and the world would be a gay ass place to live in. Imagine, people wearing furry suits fucking in the park, people playing catch with babies, gore in museums, rampant obesity and sweat.
But then again maybe its the complete opposite. If we strived to purify the human race (not racially) we would have nothing but tall, ripped, sexy as shit genius alpha humans. We could conquer the galaxy with our knowledge.

I'm letting my imagination fly too much I guess.

>>547414389
Do you remember the names of all the african slaves who died inside the slave ships? What about the names of the aztecs who where sacrificed for the gods? I didn't think so.

Maybe in the future we find a way to archive every single human to ever live. But for now I'm right.

Because of the nonsense talks, I'm a retard

>>547414591
4chan is just the "hidden" face of humanity,
If there was too many 4chan fags around, the world would auto-regul itself, where we could saw a bottom and a top appear.

>>547410597
we are legion

>>547410597
You're also a huge nigger faggot

>>547414923
True, I overlooked the fact that the weight of evolution will always be on our backs

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>>547410597
hell yeah we're part of the edgy cool club. who votes we start calling /b/ the edgy cool club?

I am happy because of 4chan


lel

>>547414813
I can guess one was called unga-bunga bongo-mongo.

>>547414813
We know them as the slaves, and as the Aztecs. If you want names, take anyone who ever accomplished anything and bothered to put his name out there for everyone else to acknowledge.

Quite frankly the whole "Until this happens, then I'm right" attitude is strikingly reminiscent of religious people arguing "The tides come in, then the go out, you can't explain that" until
>100 years later
we do.

Just because you dont believe in yourself doesn't mean that other people are just as worthless as you.

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>>547411153
>>547411347
>>547411519
>>547411570
>>547411873

well... shit.

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>>547415091
see? wasn't that complicated; now you know that people in here will stay like that forever, and you can't changed the fact that you did what you did, saw what you saw.

Cynical

People are highly emotional and bad at reasoning here. They're proud of it too. At first it's funny, but then you realize that these people aren't joking and it's not an isolated phenomenon (look at YouTube comments). This is what normal people are in the dark, when they're not afraid of looking stupid. I still like this place. I can't just turn the lights back on and pretend everyone's not like this.

>Dad doesn't want me to be a bitch; sends me to Military academy for hazing
>Military school doesn't want me to have emotions; hazes
>4chan makes me realize that the world is fucking retarded
>I feel like the most cynical fucking human on the planet, but I know I'm not because you're all right there with me.

>>547410597
>jaded

jesus fuckign christ, this thread is so cringe. i hate you all so much

because of 4chan i actually hate gore.

when i first got here if i saw it i would be curious and check it out. could look at almost anything.

something weird musta happened though cuz recently most of it givesme shivers and i minimize before i get a real look

>>547410597
I was all these before 4chan. Now I know I am not alone.

>>547415801
you are here anyway, you do hateyourslef too

>>547410597
Because of 4chan, I love little girls.
I hate you all so much for that, my beloved niggers.

>>547415093
>start calling /b/ the edgy cool club
>not already calling /b/ the edgy cool club
>being this faggot

>>547415801
Ma nigga

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>>547415637
this.
I also have an unprovoked bigotry towards jews.

>>547415801
>>547415925
yep

captcha: nkshedon Gore

>>547416002
So close bro

>>547415801
lol this

you are all faggots, 4chan didn't make you like this, your social ineptitude and lack of emotional control made you who you are

take responsibility for your own thoughts and actions, other people can't force you to become anything you didn't want to become

>>547416061
lel, unprovoked

Because all the misogony, trans and homo hate, I am a feminist because of 4chan

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>>547410597
I am a homosexual because of 4chan.
I'm completely serious. 4chan changed me from a straight beta to a beta faggot. Feels bad man.

>>547416002
damn close, better luck next time

>>547410597
disillusioned

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>>547416154
you need to undersatnd, that everybody put in the situation you are right now would be like us?
We are humans, we all have this so call "humanity" in us, 4chan is just another part of it who is exposed to other people.

>>547416352
you should be glad it wasn't when you fucked your gf

Because of this thread I'm euphoric or 3edgyfag.

Get fucked /b/

>>547410597
by some miracle still mentally stable

>>547416002
You tried so hard and got so far. But in the end it doesn't even matter.

>>547416002
So close.

>>547416593
And now I have a shit song stuck in my head. Because of 4chan.

>>547416272
g8 b8 m8

>>547416352
Don't be sad, we all turn gay sometimes.

>>547416480
I'd argue that before the internet came to be, there has never been an anonymous environment in existence that could cultivate such a beta ideology, to the same degree, as what exists in 4chan.

You're a product of social change, your ancestors would be disappointed in you trying to argue "This is just how I (humans) am"

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... A wizard

>>547416352
I know that feel bro.

I used to be disgusted by anything the slightest bit gay, now if it doesn't have a penis, I can't even get hard.

I still hate faggots with a passion though.

Because of 4chan I moved from Va to Pittsburgh.

Feelsgoodman.jpg

>>547411153
this, also i just find stupid people rustle me more.
i do alot of medical shit (i volunteer for the ambulance) and i don't know how to empathize as much as i could before.

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>>547417208

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>>547416856
thanks. im the scatman of lyrics

Because of 4chan, I now fap to dicks.
I think a male body and/or face is disgusting and a big turnoff, but damn, dicks. Mmm

>>547410597
It's too bad 4chan didn't teach anyone how to sage.

>>547417075
yeah you got a point, internet did reveal the vices of humans.

At least for certain of them, imo I think if you show any of what we can concider here as "offensive content" to a "normal" personn, who don't brows 4chan, (we are still normal, maybe..), they might get offend but a part of them would be intrigued about it, and just because society have standards they would deny any of that.

>>547416593
Oh god mah sides

>>547410597
a asshole

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>>547417847
is it sad to think we outside of 4chan would be lovely people.

>>547413132
>4chan
>I hate anime
that's cool because you in a site partly dedicated to that culture

>>547418250
Not really, everyone is a worthless cocksucker.

Some of the worst people I've ever known never even heard of 4chan.

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>>547413132
The face of /b/, ladies & gentlemen.
A text-book case of faggotry.

>>547415801
One of us! One of us!

>>547416000

>>547418279
And that concerns me how exactly?

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>>547418250
I know right? I am a lovely person outside 4chan, nobody who isn't from 4chan could tell who "I am", or --who they could be--

>>547418250
I'm inclined to disagree. I think 4chan is a vital outlet to most people. The /b/tards I know tend to be nicer and generally more decent in public because they have this place to vent.

>>547416574
No. You're on /b/.

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>This thread.

>>547410597
Happy
I am happy because of 4chan

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>>547417690
Same.

I am gay because of 4chan

>>547418593
This. For me 4chn is just a place to be retarded without consequences. Just like moshpits in metal concerts are places to be violent in a family friendly and safe environment

>>547418593
That's totaly true imo. I think that's what keeps me nicer outside.
Because you can think of this:
>Some /b/ros stories I read was worts than this
>look that edgy faggot
>haha if only he knew

some things you could have already thinked about

pregnant

>>547419086
Bitter*

>>547419086
Better compared to what? who made the standards? are they trustworthy?

>>547418957
Lel, faggot!

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>>547410597
Thank you..... 4chan

>Because of the gore, I no longer feel disgust.
gay porn also does not bother me anymore.
4chan kind of made me a better person.

>>547419086
this

>captcha: romanoi cold
>Romanoi, pass vodka. I'm cold.
>Such is life in the zone

I am god because of 4chan. I rolled in a "roll for answer" thread and it confirmed that I am god.

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>>547418593
i see your point
>>547418532
we can be lovely people irl and be fags in here.

>>547410597
also i Edited
this pic for Op

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>>547410597
>A fucking asshole towards people I consider to be stupid (apart from family)
>Not disgusted by anything anymore.
>brushing my teeth while taking a dump
>watching gorethreads while eating
>still not a pedophile (and will never be)
>sitting behind a screen at least 24hrs on weekend and at least 8hrs a day
>alpha as fuck

More confident
Seeing all of you fuckers struggle to accomplish simple tasks makes me feel proud to be where I am,

/b/ gave me autism

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>>547410597
Tonight on the walking dead

>>547419546
You're here for that.

>>547419447
True, but still you can feel that you changed outside too. Laughting intentionaly is hard.

>>547419745
you had it before, just revealed with your /b/ros help

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This used to be me. Then i interacted with a therapist & endured CBT for a year for GAD, OCPD & MDD, acquired a job & made friends. I realized that i was already a faggot with special snowflake sydrome predisposed towards sociopathy, narcissism, histrionic & antisocial personality disorder, who exploited the net to vent my internalized frustration (for others & myself) & attempted to "blame" the internet (like you're all attempting to) for my behaviour. The point is, you were already a faggot, 4chan didn't "make" you a faggot, it just enhanced your faggot qualities.
Seriously, stop taking the internet so srsly, get out of the basement, get a job or a hobby, make friends & most importantly see a therapist, you'll be a lot happier.

I am in a 9+ month relationship with a girl because of 4chan. <3

>>547420220
>faggot qualities
My fucking sides.

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>>547420121
so basically i was a NEET for all of a year and hid myself away inside my room for all of that, fml i actually noticed i was becoming super weird in real world conversations.

i became about as fucked as this girl

>>547410597
>Because of the trolling, I no longer feel guilt.
>Because of the gore, I no longer feel disgust.
>Because of /x/, I am no longer scared.
these are so true no edge

also
>because of /b/ I now hate and despise people
>because of /b/ I no longer feel like I should be part of society
>because of /b/ I don't speak to normalfags anymore

>>547420220
>faggot qualities
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

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>>547420220
Mfw get out of the basement

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>>547420220
>I realized that i was already a faggot with special snowflake syndrome
>That used to be me
>Trying to make himself look better than the shit gagging faggot he really is
>Still special snowflake

>pic related, its you

>>547410597
a fucking pedo

Oh, fuck you.

>>547419173
butter. mmmm, butter

I came to 4chan because I felt an uncensored internet would allow for the worst and best of us. Chan does that. albeit more to the worst. 4can has allowed me to see things I would not were the msm to have their way. I love and loathe this place. I miss the revolution. I miss when we stood for more than just rekt and racism.

we are legion

>>547421371
Summerfag.

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Fucking Sucks. Can't help it though, dem candy coloured horses doe.

>>547421037
meh, I was always a pedo. thanks to (old) /b/, i'm a pedo with an impressive collection of pizza. no, i won't share, i don't keep em on my work computer.

>>547421491
hahahahahahaFAGOR.jpg

it is what it is cuz

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>>547420909
I agree. I am still a faggot with special snowflake syndrome, i'm fine with conceding that, i think everyone is to an extent. I just became less of & a much happier one after i stopped utilizing 4chan as an excuse for my problems.

>>547421371
> I miss the revolution. I miss when we stood for more than just rekt and racism.
>implying that was ever the case

sunny season homosexual

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Iam 547421699

Because of /fit/ I now hate fat people

It's pretty horrible.

i have lost all familial and friendly bonds for some reason

>>547421371
Nigger, that pool was closed a long long time ago. There was no 4chan before racism.

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>>547410597

fair shouts. retracted

>>547421656
Then you sir are ok in my book. You made the choice to improve and you did, I can respect that.

4chan convinced me that the white race is far more superior then blacks

>>547422304
And this is how the jews are winning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g4L47kEcS0

every faith no more song seems relevant today

>despise Americans
>think Atheists are morons
>gun enthusiasts are nuts and racist

>>547414923
>4chan is just the "hidden" face of humanity
Nope.
>L2Self-selection bias

>>547422885
Tits or GTFO cumdumpster

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i am into weird porn and totally gay because of 4chan

it only took like 4 years lol

All the misagynistic opinions here made lose my faith in men. Now I am slowly turning more and more gay.

>>547410597
I bet you cross the street and look at the ground when you see someone walking your way

You could have just said "edgy".

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>Start going to 4chan
>mainly /b/
>Enter the dark downward spiraling path of weird porn
>Fap maily to traps
>"totally not gay"
>decide to better myself, start working out
>start going to /fit/
>start mirin mens physiques
>"totally not gay"
>In the process of bettering myself I decide to up my wardrobe
>start going to /fa/
>start noticing men and the clothes they are wearing
>"totally not gay"
>wait...
>Looking at men clothed and unclothed and totally cool with the idea of being fucked in the ass
>"totally bot..."
>nope.jpg
>leave /fa/ forever
>leave most of /fit/
>never trap porn again

this close to becoming a faggot without noticing.
mfw

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>>547423546
you should go full gay it's awesome

you'll have sex like 6 times a week

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>>547423546
Oh, I think you're closer than you think, anon.

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>>547423546
>2014
>still believing you can change your sexual preference

Because of /b/ and mainly wincest shit I'm dissatisfied with my life simply because I don't have a little sister. I have everything I could ever need but I feel so meaningless because no imouto to rely on me.

>>547423921
>implying you can't
whenever i smoke weed i go full bi

>>547413012
looks like the fat version of the chick from "Splice"

>>547424014
That's because smoking weed turns you into a faggot. It does that to everybody, not just you.
Don't do drugs, retard.

>>547423546
Oh shit...I just realized I'm going in the same direction...Thank you for stopping me, you are a true hero anon

>>547424014
I would like to see scientific studies relating to that, and not anecdotes from closeted adolescent bisexuals.

>>547424431
i said bi not gay you closet fag.

>>547424464
its 100% physical proof gaylord, record yourself the next time you get high and you'll see all the gay shit you do that you forget and repress.

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>>547410597
Gay, furry.

Pic very related.

>>547422496
jews are niggers too
worse even

>>547410597
I am validated because of 4chan.

>>547424607
>its 100% physical proof gaylord
I'm talking to a child, aren't I? This is an 18+ board, kiddo.

>record yourself the next time you get high
>implying I smoke weed
Not everyone's a sexually repressed stoner faggot.

>>547424607
Yeah, all that eating junk food and laying on the couch staring into space was totally gay.

>>547424459
Currently in detox-mode.
Plain lesbian porn only

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>>547416593

>>547424812
>being this much into a closet

>>547424845
who the fuck does that?