Who can beat my beta-ness I'm staying at my mums tonight

If this is real, kill her. Then kill yourself.

>>546725836
dude.....


i wanna say something but you're only doing this to yourself. fuck off.

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Serious feels...

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>>546725836
top kek anon....

>>546725836
this can't be true.. noone could be that pathetic

>>546725836
Pathetic bro

It's time to kill yourself. Only then will she truly see the error in her ways.

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>>546725836
Kill yourself.

Pathetic right? She made me delete her number out my phone as-well

Anyone else got beta stories like this? I cant be the only one

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>>546725836
It's time to take a stand faggot. Tell that bitch to get the fuck out with her nigger boyfriend.

break up with her
evict her
tell her she can live with josh.
find another woman
???
repeat.

>>546726484
>I cant be the only one
sorry, but you are the only one who reached that beta level

>>546725836
How long have you been with her?

I ask, because it must have taken a long time for you to reach this stage of utter beta devotion and built up a tolerance of accepting almost anything from her.

>>546726484
Nope, you're the only one.

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>>546725836
I just hope this is bait.
If this is real then you arent a man, you are a fucking piece of shit. Grow some balls

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>>546725836
OP, kick both out of the house, if they refuse to leave call the cops and get their asses hauled out. Jesus fucking christ op you faglord, grow some balls. She's cheating on you, you stupid fucking cunt. Only reason she'd stay with you is to use you. Fucking bitch.

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>implying this is real
>implying the sheer beta in itself hasn't already led you to suicide by drinking diesel fuel (if this was real)
>implying you even deserve to live if you were to let something like this happen
>

Please kill yourself immediately

>>546725836
hahahahahaha no 1 will believe this shit, anyone responding is trollin u

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>>546725836
I am going to need some more about this situation before I start to believe you, OP.

As of now, you are full of shit.

>>546726613
Note, I speak from experience - but even I haven't gone quite that low yet.
ha
yet
kill me

If this isnt bait just kill yourself, its that or be a man and fuck her off

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>>546726750
Details plox

>>546726931
This, we need Info op, what has driven you to this sad state you call a life?

really.... dump that slut you stupid fuck

>>546725836
>kick her the fuck out you pathetic asshole. Why would you let this happen? Are you a cuckold?

>>546725836
Get a really sharp knife, go to your apartment and quietly wait outside. When you're sure they're fucking, start crying, barge in and slit your throat while bleeding on them as much as you can... you fucking beta faggot.

>>546725836
I would seriously consider killing myself way more than I already do If were as pathetic as you, OP.

>>546726484
>I cant be the only one

You have achieved the ultimate beta. There is no other. If you're telling the truth, then honestly, I really do think you should kill yourself.

Alternately, head back there. Beat Josh bloody with a baseball bat, and rape the shit out of the girl. That just might counteract some of the terrible terrible levels of beta you got going on there.

>>546727124
>implying op has the balls
>implying he has access to a baseball bat
>implying op hasnt hung himself yet

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OP vs Rover
>Even if they win, they are both losers

In theaters this Fall.

>>546725836
Op how did this happen.

>>546726738
There's nothing much more to say it evolved over time slow and gradual

>>546726750
how low have you got?

>>546725836
You said Mum so I assume you're from the UK, I hope you go kill josh infront of her, i hope you either get away with it or cope well in prison. There is only 3 ways to redeem yourself. Rape her, kill josh, an hero and do it live via ustream or tinychat

>>546725836

If beta-ness was a game OP, you'd be accused of hacking.

"girlfriend" => not beta

>>546727342
Why are you not living at your house 24/7? why are you letting her fuck other dudes abd helping?does your mom know?

Well OP may be a beta cuckhold fuckface but at least he isn't some of the worst beta's i've seen on here.

Man I should have saved those stories. I can't choose between the guy who let his girlfriend suck another guys dick in the middle of a party then show him the cum in her mouth, the guy who let two niggers fuck his gf in another room, or this faggot in this thread right here

>>546726447
this OP, you should kill yourself for certain, but only after her and 'Josh'

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>>546727506

>>546727260
It was a suggestion not an implication. And I'm flexible at the baseball bat. A golf club, cricket bat, two-by-four, lead pipe, wrench or any other convenient blunt instrument would be fine.

This was a test, she wanted you to stick up for her and make that guy back down but you failed. You failed hard.

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>>546726484
I think you may be worse than this guy (pic-related)

>>546726931
>>546727342
Slept on a sofa in the same room as my girlfriend sleeping in bed with her girlfriend.
In the morning they were kissing and chatting - about me I think (was in another language).
I pretended to be asleep until the girl left.

haha - what a faggot.
what the fuck have I been doing with my life.

>>546725836
I normally don't hate people after only knowing them for seconds, but I feel like I know you well enough to say "go fuck yourself, dumbass."

If this is true, then you're a complete idiot.

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>>546725836
I just honestly do not understand how you can live with yourself knowing, accepting, and allowing this to happen, but you can't live with yourself if she leaves you?

Like, this just fucking hurts my brain to contemplate. I just.... I just.. idk man.

OP serious question, how does one become so fucking beta? i mean shit not to long ago your ancestor was killing people with swords and raping women. what the fuck happend man. Wheres your masculinity? your libido?!??! your fucking manliness!. Fuck man they need to bring back mandatory military service for all males from 18 to 21. We need to stop raising a bunch of fucking pussies

>>546725836
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

If this story is true you need to kill yourself.

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>>546727506
what's your sad story you faggot, at least you have some dignity and no gf

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>>546727765
For some reason it just doesn't seem as bad if your gf hooks up with another chick. It preserves the dignity of your manhood, but reflects poorly on the relationship itself.

Does that make sense? I'm kinda high right now.

>>546725836

Bullshit.

>>546725836
She's going to leave you sooner or later anyway - really man, regain your self worth on this planet and go over there now - barge in, shout and scream and go ape shit.
You don't even need to cause any physical violence, but send them out of your house and never let her back in.
Sleep peacefully, in your own bed.

This can't be real. If it is, you must get up and go home. Fuck, be violent, caught them and break a bat or something in his back

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>>546725836
I fucking love to be me

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/thread

>>546728146
Yeah.
If it had been another dude - I would have either been long gone, or beating that fucking cunt to death with whatever was nearest my hand.
A chick makes a difference - but it isn't as cool as it sounds. Pretty torment filled relationship during that time.

Fun fact - I'm still with her, though that shit has long since passed.

>gf convinces me to have 3som
>me, her, and some guy
>i agree
>we agree she wont suck his cock
>he comes around
>we drink
>go to bedroom
>i fuck her for like 1 minute
>tells me to stop
>anon go get me a drink
>i go
>as i leave i hear her say "i want your cock in my mouth
>peek round the door
>never seen someone want to suck a cock so much
>hear him say "just tell him you're driving me home now"
>come back in
>she says " she has to take him home, and she will be right back
>takes him home
>doesn't come back
>sleeps at his and fucks him al night
>comes home the next day
>i didn't sleep once
>ask her what happened in his house and did you suck his cock in our bedroom

she tells me its got nothing to do with me and i should stop trying to control her if i trust her

OP you should've been plotting some kind of revenge now instead telling your beta story

>>546725836
Dude... I don't care if you love her. She doesn't love you. She's just using you for a place to stay rent free. Kick her whore ass out and never look back. Get some new clothes, a haircut, and go out and have a good time. Forget about her.

>>546725836
bust in the house in the middle of the night kill them both, drag their bodies in the street, fuck them both wait for the cops to show up and blow your brains out. its the only option OP

0/10 troll
nobody this beta gets a gf in the first place

>>546728105
i don't know i cant explain it, maybe my ancestors were the beta guys who stayed at home picking berries with the women when the men went out hunting

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>>546728461
Hey, you managed to pull through the shit and make it to a stable point in your relationship.
Kudos

>>546728146
It's just as bad. The only upside is, is that there was no penis in her. But that doesn't really help.

>>546725836
Inject your girlfriend with aids OP

>>546728720
Op greentext story faggot we still know nothing

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>>546728379
4edgy5me

>>546728660
hahaha

>>546728564
I dont want to believe you, but i'll go with it for now. What did you do after that?

>>546728720
If your ancestors were beta, you would not be here right now, making this faggot thread. You are the sole proof that all of the males before you in your heritage have been alpha males, who have survived all the disease war and famine the earth could throw at your lineage. But now here you sit, like fucking loser letting some man fuck your wife in your bed eat food from your fridge, and shit in your toilet. You make me sick

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inb4 OP kills his girlfriend, the guy she is cheating with, and then himself.

>>546728813
like i said before this has been a gradual thing over a few years its like it evolved, there wasn't one defining moment

>>546728564
I wish something like this would happen to me so i could slap a bitch in the face, then spit on the whore while shes crying. Bitches gotta know youre in control or your life will become miserable.

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Wait OP, why do you want her to stay with you? Is her pussy made out of gold or something?

>>546728956
>What did you do after that?
Nothing. This is a beta thread right? We have the 3som every sunday and she leaves after an hour to "take him home" and doesn't come back, i lent him money last sunday as well

>>546728737
It has been stable at times - and a lot more calm.
I lost all my tolerance for that bullshit at the time - distanced myself and stopped caring - set my sights on leaving.
That is when she changed.

This year it has been fucked up again though - in other ways - maybe it's done with. I've learned a lot though.

>>546725836

OP if this is true then please I beg you in the name of Odin do something. Just reading the shit makes me want to massacre your girlfriend and the guy with a baseball bat, eat the bodies and shit them out the next day. Please don't leave me with this hanging anger for your betaness. Go bananas, knock all of their teeth out and redeem yourself. I command you to.

>>546729027
ow the edge

>>546729160
now your lending him money, this is a troll thead no one is this pathetic.

>>546729045
>there wasn't one defining moment

lel. I'm gonna fuck a guy Op, be at mom's house.

>>546729160
Make drinks for all 3 of you and slip a large dose of rat poison in each glass.

>>546728737
Thanks for saying something positive though dude, I appreciate it.

>>546729045
OP i would try to offer you help but it is very clear this is all bullshit

Aborting thread

TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE.

THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW. NOT EVEN BEING ALONE. TAKE BACK CONTROL OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

inb4 OP is giving twice-daily blowjobs to Josh to thank him for satisfying his girlfriend's needs.

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This thread is gold.
Please someone dump beta stories with their gf

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>>546725836
Let me tell you a story about my first time

> Just lost my viginity.
> Didn't make her cum
> Feeling horrible
> So awkward
> Going down on her vagina
> Couldn't get my dick completely stiff cuz of having masturbated earlier, but fucked her anyways with half-stiffy.
> Came early, tried to finnish her with more oral.
> It didn't work.
> Fucking awkward me, asking what the fuck I should do
> She just looks at me
> I try again
> She stares at the ceiling
> Fake mones start dissapearing
> Starts getting dry
> Give up and go up and make out with her for a little bit
> Drop the bomb, "I've never done this before"
> She gets all "aww sweetie!! You were good."
> Ye right.
> Awkwardly getting dressed
> Watch the new episode of My Little Pony together (she's a brony), spooning
> Try to comment on stuff in episode. Awkward, but we get to laugh about it.
> Episode ends
> Start apologising for not being able to make her cum
> She says nothing
> Watch some more random youtube videos
> Close computer start walking out my room, she needs to catch a train.
> Mom comes out of kitchen says hi
> Kiss her goodbye.
> Forgot to offer to follow her to the bus station.
.
.
.
.
Well, I lost my viginity.

>>546725836
You are fucking worthless. You serve this and more.

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>>546725836
buddy, you worry too much, everything is okay

leave her, laugh it off, go on, whatever

everything is ok

you are ok

it's ok to be you and it's cool to be like you

>>546729273
If Jim Jones wrote an advice column

>>546729160
End it, completely.
In the most sudden and cold way possible. If she lives there more than you - pack all of your shit and slowly move it out of that place, into a shitty apartment elsewhere.
Do it over a few weeks - so you just have the essentials left.
Then when she goes to fuck the dude - disappear with your last bag of stuff.
Never talk to her again in any way.

The other dude will dump her - and she'll have a miserable time.

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>>546729460
*deserve

Fuck I'm so mad I can't type. You are on a level with this fag. Fuck you probably are him.

>>546725836
I cannot reply. why would you even do this, just be alone and jerk of once in a awhile, DAMN WHY AM I EVEN REPLYING FUCKER BE NORMAL JEEZES. I dont think this is true, I infact beleve you cannot exist. If u do, just fuck the man up and be alone, shit. I'm alone, muy life is awesome.

>>546725836

Cuckold detected

impossible to respect someone like you

film it, beat off, use it for blackmail

>>546725836
YOU ARE PUSSY
SON OF A BITCH FAGGOT
YOU THINK GIRL LOVE YOU?
SHE LAUGH AT YOU WHEN SHE FUCK BOY
SHE JOKE ABOUT YOUR SMALL PENIS
YOU LET HER FUCK BOY?
YOU PROBABLY WANT TO FUCK BOY YOURSELF
YOU KNOW WHAT?
USUALLY I WOULD GIVE ADVICE
USUALLY I WOULD TELL NOT TO SUICIDE
BUT LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF
YOU SHOULD DIE SO I DON'T CRINGE TOO HARD
I ALMOST BREAK BACK FROM CRINGE
I COULD SUE
YOU PROBABLY PAY BECAUSE YOU ARE FAGGOT
FUCKING GAY

>>546729459
Did this happen in arizona by any chance anon ?

>>546729127
Diamons bitch.

>>546729045
This is what happens if you don't set boundaries right from the start.
If you are easy going or let her do something, however small - without immediate punishment in some form, she will learn she can do what she wants.
Need to train her like you would a dog.

Give some stories of your beta progression.
What things did you let her do.

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This just made me so angry

>>546730128
Is dis a Korean ?

>>546730815
YOU THINK I AM KOREAN?
I TELL YOU WHO I AM
I AM ANON
THIS IS ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD
I TELL YOU WHO I AM
I'M NOT ANONYMOUS
FUCKING RETARD
YOU ARE PIG DISGUSTING

>>546730970
russian?

>>546725836
go in there with a baseball bat. kick the fucker into 7th heaven. send him on his way

>>546731123
I doubt OP could even lift a baseball bat. He's probably lying with his head in his mum's lap crying while she strokes his hair. The massive gaylord.

>>546725836
Lel my name is josh, im fucking ur GF m8

>>546731074
I ALREADY TELL YOU
I AM ANONYMOUS
YOU NEVER KNOW WHO I AM
I GIVE GOOD ADVICE
OP SHOULD KILL HIMSELF
HE WANT TO SUCK PENIS
HE TOO PUSSY
HE LET GIRLFRIEND DO IT FOR HIM
HE SHOULD SUCK BOY DICK WHILE GIRL WATCH
THAT'S WHAT HE WANT
OP WANT SUCK DICK
OP SHOULD KICK OUT GIRL
OP TOO FUCKING BETA
OP LIKE ALAN FROM TWO AND HALF MAN
HE GIVE WIFE HOUSE AND MONEY
HE PUSSY
HE TOO SCARE TO MOVE ON
OP SHOULD KILL HIMSELF
FUCKING BETA FAGGOTS

>>546729459
>watching my little pony after you lose your virginity


Sometimes I wish an asteroid would just blow up the whole planet... honestly

bro, fucking grow a pair of balls beat the fuck out of the dude and throw you Ex out on the street. Give anyone an inch and they'll take everything you have

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>>546731314

> Lel my name is J-

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU NAME IS!!

>>546725836

Wow. This is either the beginning of your fetish or you need to seriously re-evaluate what you think a healthy relationship is.

Goddamn, the way you explain it makes it hardly seem like cheating. I seriously hope you are getting some jollies off this, at least for your sake.

>>546730613
How did you know? O.o

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>>546731537
your not you fucking retard

you're not beta. you're omega as fuck and you honestly deserve a bitch like her if you can't even stand up a little for yourself. dump that whore

>>546731624
Please don't tell me you know each other - or you are the pair. If you are, fuck.

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>>546731641

IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT THE ROCK TYPO'D!!

SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND KNOW YOUR ROLE!!

The feel-good thread of the year (for those of us with social lives).

>>546725836
>They are going to watch the new Paranormal Activity which i downloaded and burnt onto dic for them (blu-ray file of course, don't want it to be a shitty pictur
This open possibilties. You could have mixed in what you wanted. Let it be kiddie porn, scat or gore. Just as random. Or better: Kiddie porn and calling the police,

>>546731532
This.
Can't remember how many times I have wished this.

>>546731846
gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8

>>546725836

Kick her ass out now, I don't give a shit you may love her but she sure as hell doesn't feel that way about you.

Its selfish behavior, do you really feel happy around her? Or do you only hold on because your afraid of being alone again? Fuck that you are the master of your own life, you have your own house, you worked for it and you should be happy in it.

Hell, have some fun with it, buy a gorilla mask and barge in mid-intercourse with a baseball bat and jump around grunting, they'll get the idea. never invite those people into your life again. Start over, find new people and be cautious when dating again. If shit starts to go south you'll know what to do. Who gives a fuck about what people think of you?

No matter what you'll always attract those leeches into your life, I've dealt with many. Its learning who's who and taking what you want, not just what you feel you want. You want someone who's honest and has integrity, maturity, it takes a while to find but its far better than most man/woman children in the dating pool today.

Nothing is more dangerous than a man with nothing to lose, take your house back, get control of your life.

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OP, the perfect way to get back at her to post pics.

I also want to see if she's hot enough to be worth the trouble.

>>546731532
It was the greatest xD

>>546732191
I think it would only be worth it if she was 98, was married to OP and has 126 million in the bank for him to receive upon her imminent death.

Fucking cappa level invented

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>>546725836

You need to say your prayers and eat your vitamins brother!

>>546725836
You retarded cunt. Kick her out of the house and burn her belongings. It's time to move on OP. It is better to die alone than to live with someone like that. Besides, you might meed someone good. Probably not though, since the same kinda goes for me, but it's still better to be alone than with someone like her. I would fuck her up.

>>546732151
>buy a gorilla mask and barge in mid-intercourse with a baseball bat and jump around grunting
THIS SO MUCH!!!! DO IT FAGGOT!

>>546729160
OP, fuck what these niggers say. How hot is the bitch? Post pictures. This will help us analyze the situation.

If you are a fugly chode, and she is a solid 9/10, then you might just have to put up with this because it's the hottest tang you'll be tasting.

If you aren't a fugly chode (pshh yeah right; you're on 4chan afterall) then you are one dumb asshat for putting up with some faggotty betaness like this.

>>546725836
op is way 2Ok with this shit

>>546732470
>If you aren't a fugly chode (pshh yeah right; you're on 4chan afterall)

Speak for yourself fgt

>>546731443
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

>>546732151
That was a good little speech man, If OP is somehow for fucking real then that's the kinda motivation that's gonna help him pull himself outta this pit of uber-betaness

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>>546725836
some years ago
>be me
>be 18 years old
>I'm the type of guy that doesn't like to party, I just don't see the point in it
>never really drink, don't see the point of it
>rather stay home or work out
>mom asks, "you're not going out with your friends tonight anon?"
>every Friday and Saturday
>"No I'm fine mom"
>"ok, just remember I can drive you anywhere"
>"it's ok mom"
>this goes on for around 1 and a half year
>my mom and dad thinks I don't have any friends
>they also think I'm depressed because I've gone from 93kg to 75kg
>truth is I have a lot of friends, and I lost weight because I got inspired by Zyzz
>no gf tho
>I like to read, do my own stuff even if it's a bit nerdy.
>mom and dad almost force me to go out with friends and party.
>go out
>sit on a bench for 6 hours before coming home
>I do this 2 or 3 times
>then I actually decide to go to a party.
>drink vodka because that's the only thing I like
>get shitfaced
>feel like a weak pussy for getting drunk
>beg for mercy to Zyzz, alcohol kills gains
>friend carry me home
>suddenly hear my dad's voice
>"A-anon?"
>I don't really remember much what I said, all I did was give him a thumb up
>he and my friend carry me home
>the last thing I mumble before going to bed is "this is embarrassing"
>dad replies "no it's not Anon"
>he checks in on me every hour to make sure I'm not choking on puke
>mfw he retells the story like it was the greatest day of his life
>mfw that was his proudest moment of me

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OP, I'm going to level with you.

Really your only choice is to kill her.

I think, deep down, you know this.

>>546728358
Ive masturbated at work before.

>>546731624
did she have red hair ?

>>546732603
WHAT DID YOU SAY FAGGOT BITCH RETARD?
I KNOW AMERICAN IS FAT AND STUPID
I MAKE GOOD ARGUMENT IN THREAD
STUPID AMERICAN CALL ME SHITPOST
I MAKE STUPID ARGUMENT SO DUMB AMERICAN CAN UNDERSTAND
HE FIND FLAW AND SAY HE WON
I DUMB MYSELF DOWN AND HE WIN
HE LOST WHEN HE DID NOT LISTEN
HE IS STUPID AMERICAN
FUCKING IGNORANT RETARDS

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>>546725985
Let OP Dremples !

>They are going to watch the new Paranormal Activity which i downloaded and burnt onto dic for them

Fuck OP ive heard if revenge but this... you evil son of a bitch!

>>546732445
Dude, you are totally obligated to do this shit. Bring a friend to film this shit and post it.

>>546732536
I wasn't excluding myself, but I am including you.

The people who wear the pants in a relationship (the alpha) have something going for them that their partner does not. This factor could range from being hotter then their significant other to having more income.

So what is it OP? Is your girl that much hotter than you she has to fuck another man? Or is she the one winning the bread for you guys? I figure that since you said you pay for the house, she has to be really, really hot since she obviously isn't making the money. OP either you look like a chimp or she is a solid 9/10 (no girl is a 10/10). So what is it?

Post pics.

>>546732865
WHAT FUCK ARE YOU SAYING BITCH
I FUCK YOU MOTHER
I FUCK YOU WHOLE MOTHER
WHOLE GRANDMOTHER
YOU WANT FUCK TOO?
YOU PROBABLY ENJOY
YOU ARE FAGGOT
FAGGOT WHO ENJOY BIG LULLA IN ANAL BOOTY

>>546731624
because I think my girlfriend took your virginity

>>546733270
>but i am including you.

yeah im not OP just so you know.

>>546733336
YOU SAY I AM FAGGOT
YOU HAVE NO PROOF
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE CIRCUMSTANCE EVIDENCE
YOU THINK JURY CONVICT ME OF GAY?
THINK AGAIN
YOU COULD NOT CONVICT WAY OUT OF PAPER BAG

>>546732709

>I forgive you....fagget

>>546725836
Invite them to your mum's house. Then have a glorious foursome. Of course Josh fucks you first.

>>546732709

Sounds like your parents want to continue their partying days through you.

Fuck them, you have your priorities, if getting shitfaced ain't one of them then don't bother. Simple as that.

Hell you might have a tighter head on your shoulders than your folks.

>>546733243
The should also throw banans at them.

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>>546732709
Im Zyzz tbw

OP you need to go find a bitch and fuck her while your gf is home. How in the fuck can you let her do this to you? Alpha the fuck up.

captcha: and rainbut

>>546733464
I know, but I still believe that the OP hasn't become so much of a faggot as to abandon thread.

>>546725836
If it is true, and I doubt it, there is nobody so pathetic, there is only one thing to do.

1. Go to YOUR house.
2. Mutilate the guy, that is fucking YOUR woman
3. Buttfuck the shit out of YOUR woman even if she doesn't want to. It's YOUR woman. It's YOUR right to do it. And YOU are going to take what is rightfully YOURS
4. YOU are going to post the results on /b/ so we can celebrate YOUR achievement

>>546733594
yes but they saw me as anti-social if I didn't go out and party. I like to be with people, play football , have a snack or watch a movie. But partying just kills my night and the day after which is why I don't like it.
I don't see the point either in dancing around in a bar or somewhere for hours for no purpose.

>>546733607
Thank you for forgiving me.

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>yet another shit-tier cuck bait thread
>people still respond
fucking stupid niggers, the whole lot of you

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>>546729459
FAKE

I used to fully support my gf financially and she broke up with me, I still am fully supporting her and paying her credit card bill till she gets on her feet because I still love her

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>>546725836
Tastes like...old 4chan

>>546733463
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

>>546729160
>>546733839
hes been gone for a while, first link is his latest post

>>546733975
Good to know my story is so cringe it's unbelievable. at least I don't cringe over it still, without a reason.

So Beta it's Gamma

>>546733490
I CONVICTED MY WAY INTO YOUR MOTHER VAGINA
JURY CONVICT YOU OF HEINOUS CRIMES AGAINST HETEROSEXUALITY
THEY CREATE NUREMBERG TRIAL 2: THE FAG WHO ALMOST RAPED THE WHOLE PLANET
THAT IS HOW GAY YOU ARE
I HAVE ALL EVIDENCE I NEED
IS YOUR MOM PUSSY JUICE ON MY PENIS

>>546734221
what letter did her name start with this will tell me if it is her and not just coincidence that my girlfriend watches MLP after a good fuckin

fuck this guy he is too beta to be helped. people like this piss me off. you are nothing either kill yourself or them

>>546725836
This has to be fake..... It's the only logical explanation.

>>546732886
ha
I loved those signs as a child.
Bekse Berge!

>>546726571
This is the only rational thing to do OP. If you dont do this then you're a total faggot.

>>546734793
MY MOTHER PUSSY JUICE ON YOUR PENIS INADMISSIBLE
HAVE NO RELEVANCE TO PROCEEDINGS
THAT PROVE YOU NOT FAGGOT
DOES NOT PROVE ME FAGGOT
WHERE YOU LEARN LAW?
YOU WATCH SIMPSONS?
YOU LIONEL HUTZ?
YOU CONVICT SO BAD I THINK YOUR FATHER MOLEST YOU WHEN YOU 5

>>546725836
If you put up with all that bullshit I hope that cunt of hers shines like the desert sun at least. Jesus christ OP. The fuck is wrong with you?

>>546733917
I wish these faggot fish images would fuck off back to 9fag.

You sound like fucking daria - you boring cunt. Die.

>>546725836
>>546729160
how the fuck can you people live with yourselves? jesus christ ive been single most my life but goddamn if i allowed a woman to do that to me i would just fucking an hero on the spot

This is a whole new level of beta

>>546735503
Wait until you find a pussy that causes you to slowly sacrifice all that you believe in.
Then you will understand the power of beta.

>>546735676
If you let some cunt have that power over you then you're just a weak-minded piece of shit, period. Dont blame your faggotry on someone else.

>>546725836
I would give you my sympathy, but to be completely honest... You're what's wrong with the world. You let her just walk all over you, for what? To keep the relationship THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST alive. You make me sick.

Murder her, anon. It's the only way to redemption

>>546735870
True.
It doesn't mean that there isn't a pussy that can work its way past and into your weak minded piece of shit brain region.

Just like every man has his price for a bribe - every man has his silver bullet pussy, the destroyer.

>>546725836
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kjxdfWZa8M

Letting her do this will be the biggest regret of your life OP, you know this relationship will end no matter what eventually. It's over. Sounds like there was never anything there to begin with.
I'm begging you OP you will never be able to live with yourself
Break up with her and kick her the fuck out PLEASE

>>546735312
STOP PROJECTING
YOUR FATHER MOLEST YOU AND CONVICT OF MOLEST
I LEARN LAW AT HARVARD
I LAWYER
I AM JUDGE
I AM SUPREME JUSTICE
AND I CONVICT YOU OF FAGGOT

>>546736162
This is now the most beta thing in this thread.

>>546735676
There is no woman in this world for whom you should sacrifice all that you believe in. I had a gf and she broke up with me, few days later found new bf and for some time I just kept being nice with her thinking one day she may come back to me. After like one month I lost my shit and told her to go fuck herself and shit like that and since that moment I just felt way better and now 3 months later I don't give a single fuck about that whore or her bf.Time cures everything.

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>>546725836
do the respectable thing and swallow a bullet

Pay for them to go on some fairly expensive and greatly extensive trip.
Sell absolutely everything and permanently cut contact with her then move as far away as what's necessary to avoid her.
Start over.

>>546736164
Listen to him.

>>546736441
So you were in a position worse than OP for a month.
Hopefully he'll overcome it as quickly as you did.

>>546725836
Can people really achieve this level of retardedness?
Nobody is born being this stupid for fucks sake.

But if this is actually real: Fuck, OP, fuck.. just dump that cunt out of your life already. she is the only one who loses, you are letting that bitch suck you like a leach.

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>>546736515

>>546734841
O

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>>546736902
Well I don't know about that. I didn't buy her stuff or any beta shit like that just whenever we would talk I'd be cool and shit like she never broke up with me. Also while we dated I broke up with her like 10 times so I couldn't even really be mad that she broke up with me at the end and found new guy
.

>>546734841
>>546737153
Oh, wait, I read that wrong. Her name started with L.

>>546737482
yeah no its just a freak similarity
Mine starts with J

>>546737475
Chances are she found the guy one of the other 10 times you broke up with her - then kept you as backup until she was sure she was in with the other dude.

Women are faggots.

>>546737660
Don't you mean a T

>>546737681
Yeah now when I think about it that might be true.Well I don't regret it since that helped me realize how much of a bitches woman are.

>>546725836
Fucking kill yourself you goddamn failure. Im so fucking mad right now.

>>546737952
calm down bro

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>>546725836
OP provide us with a picture of said girlfriend

OP, serious question, are you autistic?
Get yourself checked if you don't know, this isn't normal. I can't wrap my head around it.

How can you not comprehend what everyone in this thread is feeling? This is horrific.

>>546737893
I would rather we were just given a handbook at the age of 8 "Women are Bitches".

Maybe next time, follow your first instinct and once she is dumped - leave her dumped.

>>546729127
>>546730727

The fuck would anybody want this¿

>>546738326
Midas.

>>546737893
I'm a woman and I left multiple comments begging OP to not go through with this. This bitch is a sociopath, this isn't normal relationship drama, this is not something a normal woman in a relationship would ever do. She has never loved you OP, I can't imagine EVER doing this to someone.
(Only reason I mentioned my gender was for OP to realize that even women find this shit absolutely foul)

>>546725836
God damn OP I almost cried reading this

>>546737660
Wait, Jenni?

>>546738789
tits

>>546725836
gimme your area code and i will come for some help. Well beat the shit out of her "friend" and tell him that the luck has turned. If he ever meet her again then we repeat the process. If the girl still stays with you: fine but you know that she needs to be tought a lesson. dont know how to deal with her but ok weill find out.

>>546738148
Yeah most of guys just think that they can't ever find that great girl like she is so they just stick with that whore thinking that's best they can get. Currently I'm hitting on 9/10 girl and my ex was like 5/10 at best so you can always go for something better.Whole process can be painful and you are depressed and shit but you just have to be aware that after some time you will move on and feel great again and 9 out of 10 tmes even find better girl than she was.
>>546738789
Yeah well I think girls are way worse at this kind of stuff than guys that's why I didn't mention any vice versa situation but I know that guys can be so bad too.

>>546739086
nope Juliana

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>>546739136
Go back to 9gag you retarded new fag

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>>546725836

This must be fake. Please, let it be a retarded work of fiction. There is just no way to imagine the emotional reality of a being that goes through a situation like this, because it implies two things: a) you brought this on your own and b) you don't get out. WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!

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It's simple OP:
>Deal with this shit for a week or so
>Offer to pay for her and her boy toy to go to Europe (or America if you're in Europe now)
>Pay only for a ticket to get over there, explain that when your paycheck comes in you'll send them some more money
>The key is that you keep a perfectly straight face during all of this and act like you're okay being a pathetic little cucked beta
>Let them get across an ocean
>Send that bitch a picture of the new qt3.14 you're fucking and tell her she can stay her happy ass there
>yfw you stranded two worthless human wastes in another country with no money or way of getting back

>>546725836
do you let this happen because it's your kink ? than thats ok, am I the only one thats think that ^?

>>546739469
tits or gtfo whore

>>546739136
hahahahahahahahaha
i fucking love you anon

>>546739534
THIS IS BETTER IDEA
DO THIS INSTEAD OF SUICIDE
OR DO THIS AND SUICIDE
THAT EVEN BETTER
OR DO THIS
GO TO EUROPE KILL THEM
THEN SUICIDE

OP

Set up a hidden camera in the bedroom and deliver

>>546739793
She wasn't requesting anything you fucking retard

>>546739849
- and I love you - because I know now that platonic love can exist between two grown men.

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>>546739954
Now she is >>546739940
Also some tits for you to calm down m8.

>>546739954
white knight faggot, believing the disclaimer of a whore

>>546740068
that makes me love you even more. no homo

10/10 would smoke a blunt with and play vidya

>>546725836
did she remove your nuts when you guys got together or does she just bust them up so much on those three nights you have together you can't feel them anymore?

>>546740105
It was sarcasm OP

>>546740105
Ah sorry my brother didn't see that. On mobile right now. Thanks for the tits

>>546740105
I'm being hard on you so hopefully you do something about your life and stop being the biggest beta 4chan has ever witnessed

>>546740298
See you there dude. But I just say NO, to drugs.

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>>546740704
I ll literally wreck ur cunt :^)

>>546740559
>>546740704
dunce bitch alert.
Post your tits you retard whore - you aren't good for anything else. That isn't op - he is long gone and you are late into the game.

Jesus Christ OP. You deserve everything that is happening to you.
Sniff her dirty underwear while you lay on the bed they fucked on. I'm out

Oh and could you make a copy of the new paranormal activity? I haven't seen it

>>546725836
this isn't real. no one is this beta.

>>546741006
You hate me because I'm a girl?


You must be getting a lot of pusssyyyy.

>>546740812
hang out with me long enough and that'll change.

>be 4 years ago
>first real relationship
>agree to swap gfs with best friend
>fuck his gf while he fucks my fiance
>break up with fiance after we find out she's pregnant
>continue fucking bro's gf
>eventually stop hanging with him
>cut contact with the chick after a pregnancy scare

My fiance was a whore.

>>546741196
I thought you were out.
Can't believe how quickly you resorted to the pink card - haha pathetic.

>>546741006
Bye little angry 14 year old. And I love how you make far fetched conclusions about my life (being completely worthless) when u know nothing about me. I think life has dealt you hard

>>546741402
Your second goodbye of the thread - you must really have a crush on me.
14 year old, no pussy - what next?

Every post you makes shows you have no self worth. Post your tits and make yourself feel better, if only for a moment.

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>>546725836
>>546729160

I...wow..what is this.

Why aren't you killing them off yet.
Ok I do not support murder, but fucking hell.

If my gf would ever do this shit to me I'd wheelbreak her and the guy, commit suicide, enter Gehenna and show lucifer the reason why he should spit me, her and the guy out to earth again so that I can repeat the cycle.

>>546741258
Or you'll stop.

>>546741915
hahahahahahaha
if you know something i don't know about happiness, maybe. but until i hear some kind of secret that fixes my sadness, imma be getting high some way or another.

>>546741861
Well why finish in jail just because of some hoe which happens to be your gf. Just let her fall asleep,then while she sleeps leave all her shit in front of the door, wake her up and kick her out. That dude she is fucking is obviously some poorfag or some shit if she is still living with this beta instead of just leaving him and moving to that guy's place so she probably won't have place to go.

>>546742334

Actually, that's even a better idea.

Do this OP, for justice and lulz.

>>546742205
Happiness is choosing where you want to be and what you to do, and being there and doing it - then not regretting a fucking thing.
I didn't reach it yet - but I know what it looks like.

>>546741569
God damnit stop attentionwhoring already. There is not a single reason why anybody should ever reply to a blatant troll on 4ch.

>>546741402
gurl you getting trolled so hard, lawd hammercy

>>546742743
yeah ok. that's assuming my reward system in my brain is functioning normally, which it isn't. i've fucked that up with opiates. i'm sad almost all the time unless i either continue to use or quit for a year and let my brain reset. so. yeah.

>>546725836
Nobody. Nobody can beat your beta-ness. Might as well get a sex change and then sew your new dickpussy shut.

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>>546742921
She is back everyone. This time on her iphone.

>>546743037
Sell all your shit and go volunteer on the other side of the world - you won't have time or access to drugs, and you'll feel great every day from helping some people who need it.

Or just start exercising hard - that rewards quite well.

>>546742921
tits bitch

>>546725836
try doing almost this very thing but be married with 2 kids and no friends or family to call on. Also not enough $ to pay for a flop house and keep my kids in there home. You're not financially/legally attached to your slut so split or kick her out right now. Don't let it persist.

>>546729026
he's shitting in your toilet for christ's sack

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>>546726728
I cant believe faggots give fucks about fake ass OPs

Fucking 4 hours so far for this faggot ass thread you should all fucking be ashamed

Might as well just keep posting then make new threads keep this shit alive for 19 years, fuck, 20 years why not, its worth it and so funny and every post is amazing genius full of comic frontiersmen mind thoughts

>>546725836
Dump that bitch nigger.
Also, I own a fedora, I out beta'd you.

>>546743287
i know, bro. i'm buying a bike next week for travel/exercise and i've started working out quite a bit. hopefully i can replace the morphine and other opiates with regular endorphins. hopefully.

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>>546729273
Good Advices
MFW

>>546743949
Holy shit fucking comic gold thanks for thinking this up and posting it for real

>>546727741
You sir. You made my day.

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>>546725836
wat.jpg

This thread is full of unfunny faggots other then myself who is funny

>>546743843
Good luck man - do it every day without excuses and after a few weeks you'll have a good habit that you'll crave.

>>546743157
ha

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>>546730970
I think I'm sexy?
But I say to you that I am he;
I am in Ar
THIS IS ANONYMOUS Imageboard
But I say to you that I am he;
I am not anonymous
The delay crap
Are you sow

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>>546728564
A 3some? You, your gf (who you already fuck on a regular basis) and a DUDE?

You're gay.

>>546725836
you make all man feel ashamed of their gender. congratufuckinlations, asshole

Is your name Kyle? I know a guy who is in this exact position.

>>546726484
Post her number.

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>>546731443
Me, you,
I, ANONYMOUS
I know you do not
I'm
OP kill
He want to suck STORE
He DOG
It is shown
COVER BOY bulb DICK while long since
That's what they want
OP, they suck dick
OP THAT long since graduated
OP THE BETA rape
And some of the others like them, the OP of the two half Alan
And given the money to the WIFE
HE DOG
To be changed, but in itself also scare off
OP kill
This happens Faggots BETA

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>>546735212

Doe normaal, fokking dwaas.

>>546727765
You potentially have a threesome if you fix the issuses with your gf and become friendly with your gf's gf

>>546725836
1. she's not your girlfriend anymore
2. post her number, she's a fucked up person
3. wat do

>>546744567
Echt he, rare gozer

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Dude, this isn't even beta, its fucking Omega.

This hurts to read. You lack the something needed to be a person. This isn't even cuckold, its just pure submission.

I just hope to whatever deity may be listening on any plane of existence that this is fake. Please let it be fake.

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>>546732865
What did you say FAGGOT DOG BEHIND?
But I know of no American Rich
I will correct the thread
HEAVY Please call me SHITPOST
HEAVY make dumb reason American can
And you have to find CRIME
Me, Myself and dumb challenge
But he would not hearken to her prayers, the loss of
stupid American
Lessen the painful delays

It might be hard, maybe the hardest thing to do but you need to break up and kick her out.

>>546744587
Girlfriend suggested that a few times. Could have been a possibility - but the emotional side of things was so fucking crazy I didn't care about that.
Isn't as cool or as fun as it sounds.

>>546725836
Jesus christ op. I actually thought about offing myself today but then I saw this and it me reevaluate my life, because when there are people like you and your "Girlfriend" out there makes me realize I shouldnt be the one killing themselves.

TLDR: Op is a faggot

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>>546725836

Still not as beta as this.

Can't believe nobody brought up this pasta yet.

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>>546727631
everyone slow down.

how hot is she OP?

If this was Kate Upton, for instance, I would literally
kill to see her 3 times a week, even 3 times throughout my whole life.
but i'm beta as well so even any girl less than
250 pounds 3 times a week would be ok with me.

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>>546733336
What do you say fuck the dog
Fuck you and religion
I will sodomize you and I and the mother of the whole
grandma
Wants you have now?
Doubtless
You FAGOT
In this pointed to the big booty in your FAGOT

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>>546733490
Who am I? FAGOT
You are not a man,
We have a series
Try to refute gay?
Everyone wants to work on Monday,
Bonds and paper bag

>>546745031
You are a beta dude. If i was in your shoes i would be happy as fuck no emotional commitment and i get threesomes when i can. The best things happen to the worst people.

>>546725836
OP I will give you, 10,000 US dollars, if you get her the fuck out of your house, and man up.

>>546745762
The post was about being beta in the first place.
What did you expect?

Also - like I said, it isn't as cool as it sounds. You won't understand unless you're in the same situation.

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>>546725836
What the fuck is wrong with you. Dump her ass. There are 3.8 billion women on Earth and you're shitting yourself over this stupid cunt? Get a hold of yourself.

>>546732709

Not gonna lie, I fucking hate your parents right now.

Tell them to fuck off every time they mention partying.

>>546729459
>Watch the new episode of My Little Pony together

I hate you

This is how I know it's fake because there is no fucking way

>>546725836
OP, if this is real, get your shit together. There's no point in being with her if she's going to hurt you. Trust me bro, I know this from experience. It's time to cut a bitch off, buddy.

This clearly isn't real...

>>546745081
Holy shit, the cringe is so strong it creates a disturbance in the force.

>>546725836
op, stop being a faggot. it's okay to have a cuckold fetish but dont poison us with this faggotry.

>>546744185
i just hope it's enough. i'm so depersonalized and shit it's hard for me to function, even before the drugs. i'm dissociated as fuck. i have a weird personality disorder thing too. i'm just generally a crazy person. i'm really a sociopath, but i try not to do that stuff too much.

>>546747848
Brain's are pretty resilient and can repair over time.
I think volunteering, exercise and travel would do you good. A year from now you'll be a new man.