Sup /b/ Im going to share the story of how I fucked a girl who

>>546474474
indeed

>>546474474
>2017-3
>not having this shit pretyped

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>>546474474
Proceed

>>546474474
Continue.

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>>546474474
Sorry niggas no pre-typed but i will try to be quick
and i forgot to mention that she is the same age as me

>go to her room
>only one bed
>"uh that bed isnt big enough for the both of us"
>she throws a blanket on the floor
>fuck that shit
>grab a computer chair
>shit on that shit instead
>she turns off the lights and throws the remote at me
>"put something on anon"
>browse channels
>the OG friday the 13th is on
>"ANON NO THIS IS SCARY"
>"dont be a baby"
>two seconds into the movie she gets scared
>tells me to sit next to her
>move next to her and she grabs my arm
>get to the scene where that nigga gets the arrow through his neck
>she screams
>wakes up aunt
>she sees what is going on and tells me i should sleep on the couch in the living room
>"alright"
>think about her all night
>wake up the next day
>get in the car and head to the camping ground

>>546476280
>in bed
>didn't fuck
wow you sound gay as hell

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>>546476280
but do continue

>>546474474
"GREAT"

>>546474474
>THE BAGLE BITES ARE GETTING COLD
Holy fuck that is too much

>>546476937
shit's too good to waste

>>546476937
>implying you wouldn't turn down incest for bagel bites

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>>546474474
Lurking op continue

If this thread 404s before I get back can someone screencap this? This story looks promising

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>>546477528
no

>>546474474
>inb4 bel-air

>>546477630 don't be a cunt.

>>546477630
r00d

>>546477528
>implying it's not all just made up trolling shit

>>546476280
DAY 1
>after getting lost several times we get to the camping grounds
>the camping place had one lodge where you could buy fire wood and shower
>set up a 4 person tent in the woods near a big ass river
>aunt promises on day 2 we will go rafting
>we sleep in a row, Me, Uncle, Aunt and cousin
>Sleep early to get rest for the rafting tomorrow
DAY 2
>Wake up first(i am also a very light sleeper)
>get up to pee
>everyone is asleep
>cousins blanket is half off
>staring at her tits
>probably like B's but they were perky
>go pee behind a huge ass tree and fap to the thought of her tits
>everyone wakes up an hour later and we go to the lodge to rent some rafting equipment
>everyone changes into bathing suits
>holy fuck cousin looks hot
>put all the shit into our raft, and put on our life vests
>cousin can barley get hers on because of her tits
>tits popping out
>push the raft into the water and go on our way

Day 3 is kinda long so going to type it separately
and im not proof reading so sorry for any errors

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.....

>>546477791
Accurate as fuck

Toasting

>>546477759
my dick doesn't have all night

>>546477759
lurking

and waiting

There's a legend 'round these parts of an OP that had his tale pre-written and ready for posting.

Of course, it's just a legend.

so... she was sleeping topless?

>>546477759

>>546477791
Accurate indeed

>>546478260
Oh that legend happened in a time not too long ago, in the year of 2012

>>546478273
if you pick at it it will only get worse

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>>546478260

Implying that you dont look at boobs no matter if they are covered or not?

So thread 404s before his next post maybe

Bumb

>>546477759
Those "b" cups got too big for the life vest really quickly.. big breakfast?

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Pls hurry up OP

>everyone's faces when it ends with fresh prince or dinosaur or some shit

>>546478502
little early for that

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>MOAR!

Got fucking damnit OP.
You're such a fucking faggit

>>546478443
I think you mean:

>implying you look at boobs whether or not they're covered

lrn2grammar fagit

inb4 walk the dinosaur

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Don't you die on me dammit!

>>546478425
I salute you anon. This made me laugh heartily.. icwudt

>>546478606
lold

if this thread dies we kill OP and rape his cousin

>>546474474
>walk into HER house and start making food like you own the place

fake

>>546476280
>puts on scary movie and she wakes up her mother in fear

you dun goofed there

>>546477759
>bcups
>not fitting in a life jacket

confirmed for never seeing breasts

>probably like B's but they were perky
>cousin can barley get hers on because of her tits

>>546477759
DAY 3 NIGNOGS
>been rafting for about 20 mins now
>get to a rough patch of water
>raft is going ape shit
>everyone is holding on to the sides trying not to fall in
>see a big ass rock and try to steer clear of it
>cant row fast enough
>we titanic now
>hit the rock at full force
>cousin gets throw across the raft
>catch her and crop the field pretty hard
>uncle was laughing his ass off
>cousin blushed and laughed it off
>finally get to a normal section of the water and we eat and get out of the river
>we get back to the camping site and go to sleep
>the next morning get woken up by the noise of liquid hitting the bottom of the tent
>what the fuck
>open one eye and see my cousin squatting, ass facing me
>dis nigga is taking a piss on the floor
>pretend im asleep so she dosent notice
>stare at her ass
>getting hard
>aunt wakes up and smacks the shit out of her
>boner is lost
>wtf just happened
>go back to sleep
>wake up and get our shit and drive home

Okay /b/ros my bad im gunna cut out all the small details

I get home and we dont speak until spring break of next year
she asks me to go camping again.
Cont.

ayy lurkin

>>546478732
thanks i'll be here all week.

>>546478912
>crop the field
wut. Nigga you retarded

>>546478912
lmao, she took a piss on the floor of the tent?

>>546479054
Im not even sure what this means.

>>546478912
so this whole first half of the story was pointless.

op confirmed retard

>>546478912
Good. Now hurry the fuck up, OP.

>>546474474
>"THEBAGEL BITES ARE GETTING COLD"

my fucking sides

>>546479054
the fuq does that even mean

>>546479135
>>546479054
he is a retard and probably meant "cop a feel"

>>546478912
>DAY 3 NIGNOGS
stopped reading there

>>546479054

Yeah what is this. Did he get a face full of bush?

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GOD DAMNIT THREAD!!! DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!!


AMOIDARONE!! STAT!!

>>546478912
oh no

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>OP confirmed retard
>still lurking

>>546478912
so that was all basically for nothing.. this isn't going to get better thread, might as well spiderman this bitch

I thought crop the field was funny fuck all the niggers crying about it.

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>>546479243
Related

>>546478912
Hurry OP my bagel bites are getting cold.

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>>546479054
bruh, you never cropped a field?

>>546478912
fuck the story, i want to know why she was pissing in the tent!?!?!

>>546479137
>this
>>546479334
>this

>>546479334
seriously. she peed in the tent? can't lurk no moar.

>>546479442
kek'd

>>546478912
You cant just skip over your cousin pissing on the tent. what in the fuck

>>546477528
>2014
>not being able to screencap shit for yourself

fucking pleb

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>>546474474

>>546478912
>pissing in the tent
what the fuck

>>546479494
because OP is a terrible fake storyteller

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>>546479652

>>546478912

So mah crackers

>next year three day thing again
>parents go off on a hike or some shit
>we alone me lookin all Pimp like an shit
>anon u have Da biggest muskelz
>gurl lemme peek at chu
>fun her pooper for next 5 hours
>her dad walks in on it and high fives me
>den we all got on da floor and walked Ds dinosawr

>>546479471
10/10

>>546477528
>what is an archive

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Lurking but your wait time is bullshit.

OP you fuck prewrite your shitty stories

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Holy fuck just post the story

>15
>doesn't know who his aunt and uncle are
>tells a boring story
>skips over why his cousin pissed in his tent

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>>546479421
"lack toast and tolerant" How are people this stupid.

>>546479652
>>546479734


and now OP is derailing his own thread

sage

>>546479652
>>546479734
you kike. shit fake story is shit

>>546479421
>low self i steam

lemme go get my sides back

>>546479875
How does OP Crop a Field.

OP must deliver.. hopefully...
>Unless OP is fag

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>>546479754

save the thread, moar about animal girl pissing in tent NAOW

>>546479754
ked'd

>>546479881
He might be bumping or he might just be a massive faggot anything is possible really

>>546479951
Good find.

>>546476603
nigga youv never even touched a girl, settle down

My dick is getting bored, OP.

OP failed to deliver.

>>546479875
you're on /b/ "lack toast and tolerant" shouldn't surprise you at all.

>>546479971
see >>546479471

>>546480103
Shut Up OP

OP is a troll and purposely didnt finish the story?

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Fuck you OP

>>546479421
i am dying!

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>>546479652
>>546479734
OP you worthless nigger.

>>546480103
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

FUCK GUYS IM SORRY MY FAPTOP DIED SO I HAVE TO USE MY PHONE AND I CANT GREEN TEXT

should i finish anyway

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OP come on
also pissing in the tent what

In the meantime, check out my doubles.

>>546480476

Sage dis shet

>>546480573
Yes goddamn

>>546480573

>FAPTOP

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>>546480573
keep going fagtard

>>546480573
no

>>546480573

Goodbye.

>>546480573
nope dont bother

>>546480573
>on phone
>same id
no

>>546480573
You can greentext on a phone fucktard

>>546480573
You fucking can greentext faggot. All you have to do is out a god damn >

>>546480573
damn OP's slackin

>>546480573
>Laptop died
>Switching to phone
>Still same ID
gg

>>546480578
yeah to anyone asking about the tent thing i have no idea what the fuck she was doing, she didnt wanna walk to the bathroom alone apparently so she just pissed on the floor

>>546480573
Why the fuck can't you green text? Keep going though faggot

>>546480856
this

>>5464

>>546480881
autist/10

>>546480881
kek

>>546480705
KEK

>>546480856
If he was on WiFi it wouldn't change

>>546480965
My sides are gone

>>546480965
10/10

>>546480856
Same IP address = same id

>>546480881
>pissed on the floor
well you can't fuck her now unless you want your shriveled flatworm covered retardomis dna

>>546480856
>>546480801
>what is wifi

>>546481015
This

>>546480881
She just pissed on the floor? What the fuck man wouldn't that shit spread over to your sleeping bag or whatever and just like drench it and everything in piss what the hell did she just think the piss would go away this is weirdest fucking thing I've ever heard

>>546480965
Bagels/10

>>546480801
>>546480856

Maybe is the same house wi-fi tard?

thread is dead men, time to leave or post tits

Op just do the fukin > thang

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my boner is gone fuck op

>>546480965
jesus man thats too accurate

now im going to try to finish the story in what might be the most autistic thread ive ever started sorry /b/ros

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>>546480881

>pissing inside a tent

is ur "cousin" Mexican by any chance?

>>546480881
OP, this is the archive, i'm going to sleep, if this thread 404's and you continue on other thread post the link in the comment section below

https://fgts.eu/b/thread/546474474

Somebody better post something god damn fappable soon

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>>546481380

>>546481380

You haven't even started typing yet? What the fuck, dude

>>546481358
>>546481478

>FAPTOP DIED

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>This thread

>>546480881
that isn't a normal thing. she sounds completely insane

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>>546481478

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>>546479243
Kek

Speed it up OP

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>>546478167
my sides

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Fuck it

Someone start posting for OP cause he is shit at improv.

>>546474474
my laptop is dying OP hurry it up

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>>546482208

>>546482208
moar

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>>546482384
Ask and you shall receive

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Hurry up OP my dick is wilting

>Campin
>Dick starts to hurt
>I have a leech on my dick
>My sister takes it off for me
>Compliments my size and kisses the boo boo
>Nuff said

>>546479603
>"before I get back"
>pleb cause he can't screenshot while afk

He was just asking for a favor dood.

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>>546479054
cropped a field yesterday. felt pretty great

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>>546482478

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>>546482605

>>546482343
you mean, faptop*

OP is kill

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>>546480965

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>>546482518
Dude that would be so painful

NAAAAAAA ZIWENNNAA ASSATIMEHAUEEE

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Thread is dead. OP is a fag. You know what that means.

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>>546482905

>>546483049
damn

This is OP
>Hanging out at cousins during spring break break.(Parents gone)
>Start making more bagel bites.
>Cousin has huge tits now.
>Pop a chub
>She sees it and starts grinding on me, I go autist and stand like a deer in headlights.
>She brings me to the couch
>starts stripping our clothes off, still autist.
> Tell her the bagel bites are gonna go cold.(microwave went of like a minute ago)
>She plants her ass in my face.
>She then commences pissing and Shitting in my mouth
>SO GUD CUM IN MUH PANTZ SO HARD
>WE MAKE OUT WITH SHIT PISS AND CUM WHILE SHE CUTS OUR WRISTS THEN WE USE THE BLOOD TO
>Living on the road cuz parents will never understand
>Thas why it took so long to post we had to leave a little diner that had wifi, finally got to another spot

>>546483151
That post gave me more cancer than this thread.

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>>546483049

>>546483151
b8

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>>546483141
I do love this slut. I wonder if /b/ ever found her I know they were looking

> Tell her the bagel bites are gonna go cold

kek'd again

>>546483637
bump

>>546481842
>>546482208
>>546482373
>>546482478
>>546482605
>>546482707
>>546482905
>>546483049
>>546483391
>>546483538

hey lookie. maybe the place w/ no mothers knows her...

GC85EF86

>>546481380
you died?

>>546484286
this thread

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I just wanna know about the random pissing?

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The bagel bites are getting cold

>>546485214

fuck op. op is fag.

lost my boner wtf

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OP