You have three minutes to explain why you use 4chan GO!

i don't use 4chan, 4chan uses me.

>>546393984
/thread

To join wtih anonymous

>>546393909
to tel newfags like you to spin 360 degrees and walk back and an hero

>>546393909
niggers

I work for the fbi

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Because beiger

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well that was fast thread...

I'm just here for the porn.

Becauase I never got to be in The Cool Kids Club growing up. Kindergarden, Primary school, High school, Uni... never ever.

On 4chan, we can pretend that being in the "4chan Club For People With Superior Taste That Hate Everything Currently Popular" means we have a super secret Cool Kids Club, and everyone else is soooooo dumb and should totally want to join... but they can't. Because we're better than them. And they don't even know they're dumb.

We come here to feel better. We need that.

Unemployed college dropout with no friends

Shits so cash

>>546393909
I have an inferiority complex

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>>546393909
I like using a shitty site where the webms have no audio and this site is dying its so slow, only 10 pages.

>Thats why I krautchan, glorious 10mb webms with audio!

Now were playing with portals.

>>546394246

>We come here to feel better. We need that.

speak for yourself, unpopularfag

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I have no explanation. Every time, every fucking time I come here I end up confused and wondering why on earth I expected it to be different from last time. Same shit posts different day. Endless repetition of cancerous posts from plebs trying to be cool by reposting something someone came up with because they lack creativity. I understand that /b/ has never been good... But why does it keep having to get worse?

Picture unrelated.

For the lulz. And ideas on what to jack off to next.

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>>546393909
For the eloquent people and classy conversations.

I like to shit and read

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I can explain it to you easy in 5 seconds using two words...

Mental illness

>>546393909
because it's amusing and because loli threads

>>546394614
nice, any more where that came from?

Because rarely, and i fucking mean rarely, there is a thread of gold.

Not today though, so i shall be leaving shortly.

Because I can't remember what that other site that was just like 4chan is called. I think it got shut down too.

>>546394980
Nope, facebook is still up, rest asured.

It gives me new things.

'Little girl hentai'. I didn't know that's considered child porn.

>>546395049
That was not funny nor witty.

>>546395072
http://www.japantoday.com/category/national/view/tokyo-to-ban-sales-of-incest-comic-to-minors

>Tokyo to ban sales of incest comics to minors
>to ban
>incest
>minors

Gotta love Japan and their crazy shit.

>>546395309
>tips fedora

why not?

• Lols
• Porn
• Conversation

Why else?

pr0nz n lulz

People was mocking my on redit because i'm 2 edgy so i came here

>>546394096
>360 degrees and walk back
>360 degrees
>walk back
you mean 180 you stupid fuck? all heil moot, you are a ssj4 final evolution autistic faggot

to kill time

>>546397561
>bait was obvious
>you fell for it
>fucking idiots everywhere

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>>546393909
Too fall of my chair from laughter.

>>546397561
newfag

>>546397926
>>546399025
Speaking of bait, I think you may have accidentally been hooked.

>>546399106
12 year olds don't michael jackson so it's okay

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>>546397561
>being this new

Tig ol' Bitties

>>546399278
>sage with pic

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>>546393909
Porn. I started off a normal kid stumbled upon /b/. First I would laugh at the funny shit, then I started jerkin the gherkin more and more getting into beastiality, traps, piss, puking, bondage, and such. There's nothing I wont jerk off to, I stole my moms dildo and use it all the time. And I fucking love cum. I get so hard at the sight of cum, cumming on my face is pretty fun too.

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>>546399826
I want to do that with my tongue, beautiful dick

Because

I found chan while I was on reddit. I fucking hate reddit now. All hail chan

Becauze i think redit became kindoff boring latelly, thought i'd try 4chan! Hi guys!

I use it cause im bored and internet tells me that 4chan makes funny shit

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I'm just come here lurking for gore.

Because i see funny memes on facebook and my friend says Anonymous is a pretty cool guy, thought i'd try it out.

Entertainment.

Its fun if you´re on dope

funny, that's it

>>546393909
collecting ip addresses from anons with flohipcatcher by handshaking bruteforce. now i have 1gb of the list now. i'd have to say germany looks like its a fucking boring country

>>546394254
Living with parents... Fagg

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Because everything is mild.

Hell, /b/ is mild.

>>546393909
not to think of her..

>>546393909
The raw honesty helps me make sense of life. People on 4chan usually aren't putting up their bullshit real-life facades, or they're exaggerating to a comic degree.

i aint got no life

/biz/

>>546393909
>>546393984
>>546394096
>>546394149
>>546394153
>>546394184
>>546394192
>>546394193
>>546394246
>>546394254
>>546394316
>>546394390
>>546394424
etc.

WE ALL come here for ONE reason.

It's summer. faggots.

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Because at 40 years old, /b/ is the only thing that still fascinates me. It's a bit unpredictable and I like that.

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>>546393909
to find porn because TFW no GF

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>>546397926
>tfw you felt for the bait

it always makes me laugh.
funniest place on the internet.

>>546393909
3 minutes is the time it takes for my ramen to boil.

It's like you planned this.....i'm scared.

>>546405212
Exactly, why I also frequent this horrible place. Never know what's going to happen. 90% boring repetitive cancerous crap, but that 10% is enough to keep my interest.

>>546405253
>>546399106
>2014
>still getting baited this hard

because the imgur community is fucking retarded

I'm looking for the holy grail and I'm pretty sure I'll find it on 4chan

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Because i'm a real human autist.

>>546397561
Holy shit, it's summer already?

>>546393909
social networks are for faggots. I need a 4chan for communicate anonymously with people

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Just remember everyone,
I love you, we all do,
Chris provided us with a safe environment free of conformist normal fags and edgy children
We need each other
Thank you so much Chris, without you my life would be 600% shittier, as with most of these intelligent, unique people

#REKT

to keep my mind occupied so i don't kill myself

Train thread

>>546393909
soh meta

Boredom. Constant new threads even if most of it is shit keeps me distracted till I get in the mood to do something else.

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Because I like 4chan.

That and the porn

>>546393909
to watch a bunch of losers whine and get pissed at each other about nothing

>>546407470
That!

-nude pics

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>>546394614
Don't you mean you can explain in 2 seconds using 5 words?

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>>546399826
Are you me?

im that bored

To read all of these funneeh memes xDD

because boobs !

Smegma

Old fag since 06...


I'm a girl btw...

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>>546407470
Mines the same reason as this guy.

it's the single place on earth/in the internets where i can be that weird pervert psychopath without people freaking out

because i have problems

>>546393909
Because I have no friends

>>546402609
you do realsie that makes you a gigantic faggots 12 year old?

>>546393909
I like tits and stupid faggots.

For porn and lulz

I did it for the lulz

to find information to broaden my spectrum of reality. because fuck people.

>>546411093
>knowledge on reality
>4chan

are you a retarded?
let me guess you are a /pol/ack?

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I was depressed and my friend sent me to /y/ when I was 19.

Then I got bored of /y/ and went on /b/.

And I never left.

>>546410995
So you found nudes of a 13 year old girl?

>>546405209
Basically you just presented yourself as a summerfag. Please die.

I hate everyone I surround myself with and can't seem to rationalize it, so I choose to come here and surround myself with people I hate for clear reasons.

Came here for the lulz, stay for the anime. What happened?

>>546393909
Because you depressed nerds feeds my greatness

i take great pleasure seeing how miserable most of you are

you will never accomplish anything in this world