You have three minutes to explain why you use 4chan
Becauase I never got to be in The Cool Kids Club growing up. Kindergarden, Primary school, High school, Uni... never ever.
On 4chan, we can pretend that being in the "4chan Club For People With Superior Taste That Hate Everything Currently Popular" means we have a super secret Cool Kids Club, and everyone else is soooooo dumb and should totally want to join... but they can't. Because we're better than them. And they don't even know they're dumb.
We come here to feel better. We need that.
I like using a shitty site where the webms have no audio and this site is dying its so slow, only 10 pages.
>Thats why I krautchan, glorious 10mb webms with audio!
Now were playing with portals.
I have no explanation. Every time, every fucking time I come here I end up confused and wondering why on earth I expected it to be different from last time. Same shit posts different day. Endless repetition of cancerous posts from plebs trying to be cool by reposting something someone came up with because they lack creativity. I understand that /b/ has never been good... But why does it keep having to get worse?
For the eloquent people and classy conversations.
I can explain it to you easy in 5 seconds using two words...
>Tokyo to ban sales of incest comics to minors
Gotta love Japan and their crazy shit.
Porn. I started off a normal kid stumbled upon /b/. First I would laugh at the funny shit, then I started jerkin the gherkin more and more getting into beastiality, traps, piss, puking, bondage, and such. There's nothing I wont jerk off to, I stole my moms dildo and use it all the time. And I fucking love cum. I get so hard at the sight of cum, cumming on my face is pretty fun too.
I want to do that with my tongue, beautiful dick
I'm just come here lurking for gore.
collecting ip addresses from anons with flohipcatcher by handshaking bruteforce. now i have 1gb of the list now. i'd have to say germany looks like its a fucking boring country
WE ALL come here for ONE reason.
It's summer. faggots.
Because at 40 years old, /b/ is the only thing that still fascinates me. It's a bit unpredictable and I like that.
to find porn because TFW no GF
Just remember everyone,
I love you, we all do,
Chris provided us with a safe environment free of conformist normal fags and edgy children
We need each other
Thank you so much Chris, without you my life would be 600% shittier, as with most of these intelligent, unique people
Don't you mean you can explain in 2 seconds using 5 words?
Mines the same reason as this guy.
I was depressed and my friend sent me to /y/ when I was 19.
Then I got bored of /y/ and went on /b/.
And I never left.