Incest story time, no living in bellair and no walking the dinosaur

I WANT MOAR! Bump

and shrek, we want shrek

Bump are you typing it out?

>>546286598
Yeah takes forever to fucking post jesus and the capachas ;-;

>>546286074
>n-no why would i do that
>i do its cool
>well i guess i have but i dont wanna talk about it
>i watch it all the time.
>h-have you ever actually done anything with a guy?
>nope never sometimes i wonder what it would be like but then people tell me im too young
>well i know kids our age doing it anyway
>really anon? have you ever done it?
>no but i really want to i think it would be awesome
cont.

this story sucks, when does shrek come?

>>546286841
>well have you ever thought about doing it with me anon?
>you're my cousin that wouldnt be right
>so were not that closely related. plus my mom put me on the pill
>no way she did?
>yeah ive been on it since i had my periods they are really ban unless im on it
>well i dont know i still dont think its right
>cousin puts her hand on my thigh and rolls over and looks me straight in the face
>are you sure anon?
>i mean....why me
>because i think you're reeeeeeeeally cute
>well let me think about it while the movie finishes okay?
>okay anon!
>she rolls back over and grabs the laptop again
>next thing i hear are moans and shes watching intently
>get this feeling in my gut
>dick gets hard as steel
>i look over at the laptop screen
>she catches me and says AHA! i knew you wanted to!
>i-i-i okay maybe i do want to, but you're still my cousin
>i dont care i just want to do it.
cont. anyone sitll lurkin sorry im taking so long

cont>>546287443

>>546287443
lurkin

waiting for shrek

bumpoo

>>546287426
Never shrek comes never.
>>546287443
>well okay fine
>goes and locks door makes sure no ones in the hall outside my room
>i get back in my bed and she already has her hand down her pants
>holyfuck.jpg
>start taking my pants off and she says
>take my pants and panties off for me? one at a time in the sexiest voice ive ever heard
>drop my pants and then go over to her waistline
>undo button and zipper. get infront of her and slowly start pulling pants off
>my hands are shaking like twigs in hurricane force winds
>she grabs my hands and says "dont worry i want this dont be so nervous"
>fuckyeah.jpg
>>546287818
>look around room
>no shrek
>fuckoff.jpg
anyway continuing on
>gets her pants to her knees then look straight ahead and she has VS laced panties on
>sohorny.gif
cont.

bamf

This is why stories always should be written before posting.. IM WAITING OP!!! FUCK

Hurry up

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>>546287984
>she reached down and runs her fingers through my hair
>holyfuckalmostcame
>she says "now take off my panties"
she starts removing her shirt to reveal her perfect C cup tits
>holy fuck no bra why didnt i notice
>she says keep going because i froze when she took her shirt off
>start slowly taking her panties off and shes clean shaven and i dont even feel stubble when i go to rub her pussy
>shes completly naked now and she takes off my shirt
>take off my boxers
>she says eat me baby
>hoooooooooooooooooooooolyfuckyes
>go down on her
>about 5 minutes later she grabs me by the back of the head and whispers please dont stop
>she cums so hard i almost get my head crushed
>says now its your turn
cont
>>546288214
fak u i do what i want

FUCKING CAPACHASSSSSSS

Continue

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>>546288574

>>546288574
>puts me up against the back of my bed and starts stroking my dick hard as diamonds
>licks the tip ever so gently
>holyjesusinheavenpls
>she looks up and says "you like that anon?"
>holyfuckyes.png
>she kisses the tip then starts sucking
>goes only halfway at first but holy fuck shes a pro at this
>ask if shes ever given head before
>no but i watch it in porn all the time and it looks easy
>she winks at me then DEEPTHROATS LIKE A GODESS
>as she comes back up i cum in her mouth
>she sucks the rest of the cum out of my dick until theres nothing left
>she keeps it in her mouth shows it to me then swallows the whole load
>holyfuckthatwassohot
>she looks at me and asks if i need a few minutes
>looks at the clock parents wont be back for another 4 hours atleast
>yeah i dont think i can keep going without a small rest
>she gets right up next to me and starts cuddling me while the next movie starts
cont
sorry guys typing as fast as i can

Keep it going

This story is so fake, but dammit I like it. Keep it comming OP you little bastard

>>546289179
>about 20 minutes pass and shes half asleep next to me
>feel dick start to regain strength
>grab her tit "hey are you awake?"
>she rolls back over and says in that sexy voice
>ready for round 2?
>omfgyes
>she starts to suck my dick again
>regain diamond strength boner
>she comes up and kisses me on the cheek then straddles me
>arent you supposed to lay back?
>i saw this in a porn video too dont worry you'll like it
>grabs dick and inserts it into her vagoo
>holyfuck its like a river in here
>she starts bobbing a little bit slowly
>holyshit dick feels amazing
>shes letting out little moans and shes tight as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>do that for about 3 minutes
>she stops and asks if i can do the rest of the work
>alright.png
cont

Don't ask just go

wake me up when shrek comes

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>>546290021
when shrek comes i come.

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Hurry faget

>>546289794
>get into missionary
>she puts my dick in her vagoo again (im a virgin and so is she but she knows where the hole is i dont)
>holy fuck best feeling ever
>start to pump slowly because shes still really tight
>keep going and kissing her and sucking her tits as i go
>shes moaning really hard now but trying to keep quiet
>holy shit im about to blow
>start to ask if its okay to cum inside her
>she says "yes fucking cum in me i want it so bad"
>weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll alrighty then
>start cumming inside her
>blow a load the size of the atlantic ocean in her vagoo
>she moans loud and cums right after i do
>grabs me and holds me close and tight dick is still in vagoo
>dont take it out yet or it'll get on your bed
>trying to keep semi boner so liquid babies doesnt get on mah sheets
>she kisses me
>is the the only time were gunna do this anon?
>only if you want it to be the only time
>fuck no i dont i want to do this again
>we maneuver to the side of my bed and she sits up
>cum floods out of her vagoo and i give her a towel.
>give her a kiss

She doesnt live as close to me but ive been fucking my cousin for 3 years now. whenever i see her and we get alone time we fuck. i have atleast 5 more good stories from us fucking. she never got pregnant and is on a kind of birth control she had to get surgery for idk what it is. all i know is shes the only girl i can bareback with nothing to fear and i love it.

Hurry

>>546290782
*sniff* *sniff* anyone else smell that? Smells like horse shit.

>>546290782
go more go

>>546290782
>>fuck no i dont i want to do this again
>>ive been fucking my cousin for 3 years now

>>546290782

This isn't incest... A lot of states still allow 1st cousins to marry, as it only adds an extra 1% chance of any genetic anomalies when compared to couple whom have no family relation. Thanks for the story anyway, good stuff. Keep going.

>>546290782
Post more faggot

>>546290782
Also we got our nessicary clothes on (my boxers her panties and bra) then hid the rest of our clothes in my closet and got under the covers and fell asleep together. i woke up next to her to parents much have figures we cuddles eachother to sleep. Were really close and have sex as much as possible but know a relationship is no bueno so were both content with being fuckbuddies.

>>546290972
the only shit you're smelling is the shit in your pants.

>>546290884
see>>546290782

>>546291009
I will another time. Got things i gotta do thought id post my story here. next time ill pretype them so less wait.
>>546291158
misstype i was trying to type fast and didnt catch my error before posting. IM HUMAN CRUCIFY ME

>>546291283
>misstype i was trying to type fast and didnt catch my error before posting. IM HUMAN CRUCIFY ME

Suck a dick faggot, I just though the mistake was funny

Did the guy with the homeschooled cousin ever came back to report?

>>546291217
Most states. I have no idea if mine does and our families would disown both of us if we even hinted at being lovers.

>>546291258
ill post more tonight cant right now. give me a tag i can use so you guys know its me and ill post 2 more stories tonight.

>>546291502
now that i read it again it was really funny. oh well

>>546291630
Not sure idk of that guy

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>>546291502

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Sing it..

>SHREK

>SHREK FOR FANTASY....

We want..

>SHREK

>SHREK FOR FANTASY

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>>546292004

Who cares if it's legal, you got an own set of well working brains. You can decide what's good for you and what's not.
I personally don't think it's right so I would never do it. I mean there are like.. 7 billion people alive and you have to go fuck your family. Fuck you.

But once again, you have brains to decide what's good for yourself.

>>546292292
You're all right Anon.
I don't agree with it but I respect your right to make a choice.
Good for you, there needs to be more people like you.

>>546292004
lol. reminds me one of the stories is about when she wanted to try anal and we went to a store to find lube it was really funny. she has a really flirty personality so flirting with the cashier while we checked out made this dude bonkers lol

>>546292230
lol'd so hard the chocolate milk i was drinking nearly came out of my nose.

>>546292292
after i save up enough money i think im just gunna move away with her and try not to hear from any family again. she doesnt have the same last name as me and im gunna change my last name once i get away from here so. we can start new so to say

>>546292292
Also i dont know why but i was always attached to her since a young age and the sex just made the bond like complete i guess and ive never felt a real heavy attraction to anyone but her. but as>>546292576 said you're an alright anon.

>>546292790
Gotta go guise. Peace. i should be back in like 30 minutes so idk if you keep the thread alive somehow ill post another short story

>>546292628
If you decide to have kids try to not make them retarded

Have a nice day ;)

>>546293157
We both already decided if we have a special ed kid were leaving it at a shelter lel. dont have time for retarded kidz

>>546293164
you too anon!

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>>546293336

Ok, fine op

>be me 16
>have cousin 14
>walking the dinosaur

>>546293164

>2014-05-13
>not summer yet
>smylies on 4chan.
>what the fuck

Why is it Shrek and not Spoodermun.

>>546293668
i do what i want

Fuck it, we need this thread alive. I'll post some comics in a few minutes.

>>546294771
yea and you a fucking big time new fag
litttle baby

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Here you go. More incest. Not really what OP had in mind, but OP isn't here right now.

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>>546295472

Married to my aunt, we've got a kid together. Thankfully she's not all messed up.

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>>546295556

>>546295472
>>546295556
>>546295626
Oh god...

>>546295472
>>546295556
>>546295626
Holy fuck my sides.

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>>546295626

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>>546295743
>>546295896
It gets better.

>>546292628
>>546292790
Dis nigga.
Lol i want to see what his cousin looks like

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>>546295991

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>>546296095

>>546295991
>Im making my own Confederacy
You have saved this shitty thread sir.

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>>546296208
How many lurkers we got? We've got a way to go to finish this.

>>546295248
and there is nothing you can do about it,
u mad bro?

>>546296384
A whole lot.

>be me
>be 15
>aunt just got a divorce
>she wants to stay with us for a month because she doesn't want to be alone
>watching tv at night
>she sits next to me
>watch tv
>she gets close
>she wants to cuddle up
>put my arm around her
>she looks up at me
>we lock eyes
>she moves up to kiss me
>we kiss
>start making out
>rip our clothes off
>fuck on the couch
>nut in her

>>546296384
i'm here but doing hw too.

>>546296384
Totally here. My dick is as hard as the transiberian pipeline, and I can feel my russian nationals wanting to get out to falseflag in the neighborhood.

>>546296384
A few at least

>Be me 14 years old
>Big sister
>Touch her
>Boner cuz no homo
>She wet cuz she also no homo
>Sex in the mouth
>
>
>
>
>"no, dis rong"
>mfw sister is asian delivery man
> Me so homo

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>>546296384
Sorry for the pause

I'm only here to lose faith in humanity.
It's becoming like a daily ritual.
Oversleep, go to school, have nice day with friends. Go home, go 4chan, lose faith in humanity, go to sleep.

>>546296523
hahahah
the quotes
i think this is biggest newfriend i ever seen

>>546296995
>tfw she's like "Onii-chan stick your Nuke into my Fort York"

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>>546297046
Glad we can help.

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>>546297152

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>>546297321
I've got a few of these edited comics. I might start a thread later so I can post them.

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>>546297452

this might very well be the greatest thing i've ever read

>>546297452
Think you could throw 'em up on Mega/Mediafire/whatever?

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>>546297571
I've been tempted to post it on /pol/. But I'd probably get banned.

>>546297672
I've never bothered to learn how to use those sites. But I just might.

>>546297840
Do it on /a/ or /int/ then.
It is anime related?

>>546297672
>>546297840
do it

>>546297840
why not just post here? we have to continjue the thread anywyas.
Mm and keep coming back in between math probs. hope the thread doesn't 404 in the meant time

>>546297840
You just throw it in a rar and follow the site's instructions.

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>>546297840
Not really. Just a one-off doujin.

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>>546298264
Well of course I could post here. But I feel like this stuff is right up /pol/'s alley.

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>>546298513
It would probably get some great reactions.

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>>546298581

>>546298513
I'm sure I've seen these faces before, but I can't recognize the author. This shit is golden.

>>546298581
mm remind me, is /pol a worksafe board?

>>546298694
Just GIS the first page.

>>546298703
nope

>>546298667
Ur doing great work friend!
Keep it up!

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>>546298703
According to the sticky, there's no rule against nsfw content. But they specifically warn against "/b/-tier" content. So who knows.

>>546298694
I'm not sure who the original artist was. Image search might turn something up, though.

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>>546299234

This story is so blatantly fake that it killed my boner mid story. You suck dicks you fucking faggot OP.

>>546299479
OPs story is not what this thread is about right now

>>546299479
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>546299329

>>546296095
>Unbridled resources
My sides have entered low earth orbit

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>>546299679
I'll see about getting this into a .rar once I finish posting.

im bek

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>>546299759
I like to think this is what would happen if /b/ ever wrote hentai.

>>546299843
Welcome back, OP.

>>546299614
I never assumed it was true. I just pointed out that it is such a disgrace of a fake story that it killed my delicious boner.

>>546299563
This thread is now about whatever I like!

>>546299992
I dont feel very welcome lol

>>546299843
Hey dude.
Think i can get a copy of your story if you're prewriting it?
[email protected]

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>>546300092
Nonsense. We just had to keep the thread alive somehow.

>>546300092
Fuck off you faggot. No one wants you back.
Please try to get yourself killed within the next couple of hours.

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>>546300218

>>546300108
Dont think i wanna share anymore lol. 2 much h8 m8

>>546300221
lol gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

Guess who's back, back again
Op's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back

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>>546300316
Almost done with this one.

>>546300367
hurr durr eight beight meight
You so cool OP! You speak sarcastically like a retard! Now you can afford to go out and buy a fedora!

GO SHIT ON YOUR WINDOW YOU MOTHERFUCKING NIGGER MONKEY!

>>546300430
Guess who's back guess whose back na na na na

New jb teens forum opened. (daily updated)

http://urlxs.net/jnZzL

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>>546300512

>>546300367
What's your opinion about the pic's posted?
brother/sister incest.