WINCEST thread: Mother's Day Edition I've told my

yes please do

>>546014315
>Brown bag has a bottle of Goldschläger
>Mom opens it. "Now, you're not old enough to drink yet, though, so this is a bonus birthday gift."
>She hands me the bottle. I stare at it.
>At this point I am COMPLETELY overwhelmed. My mom was always the mom that acted more like a friend than a mom, so this isn't completely uncharacteristic. She's just never taken it to this extreme before. She hands out with me. Plays video games. We watch True Blood together and never flinch and the nudity and sex. THIS, though, is a whole new level.
>I stare at the bottle.
>She looks at me. "Well? Take a swig."
>I chuckle nervously.
>She takes the bottle and takes a swig. Then hands it back to me.
>I drink.
>theburn.jpg
>I cough from the cinnamon pain. She laughs at me.

>We eat birthday cake and watch porn. Me and my mom.

>>546014315 (OP)
that's it?

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>>546014936
AND THEN

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>>546014936
>Two weeks later and it's Friday night again. Mom asks if I'm going out or staying in.
>I tell her I'm staying in for the night.
>nothingtodo.gif sobeta.png
>She asks if I want pizza and runs out to get it. (No local places deliver and dominos sucks)
>She's back an hour later with pizza...

>and another black bag.

>This time she has bought an X-Files porn. I don't remember the name.
>We start watching it. I blush and get nervous again.
>She notices. She grabs the bottle from a couple of weeks ago.
>We both do a shot.
>Porn with mom is now fun.

This kind of strarted a tradition over the summer of "pizza and porn". She'd grab an odd title and we watch it and make commentary to together. We had the discussion about how this was a private family thing and we both understood, so it was cool.

>>546015461
Come on op, I have to go see spiderman 2 in a few minutes

>>546015461
>Every week or every other week we'd do "pizza and porn" for fun.
>Porn topics evolved:
-parody porn
-retro porn (somuchbush.exe)
-group sex (mom told me she did a threesome before in college)
>It got to be fun and not awkward. We'd laugh, eat pizza, and do shots.
>Afterwards I would jack off alone in my bedroom... QUIETLY.
>One weekend in November, mom brings home a new video: incest porn
>awkwardreturns.jpg
>We start watching. I don't think she realized the impact it would have on both of us... REALLY awkward.
>We start doing more shots than usual.
>More.

Bump
Plz continue

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>>546015884
>We both get drunk and are giggling together at the porn
>It's a guy fucking his mother
>Mom says it's unbelievable because sons never see thier moms as hot. Shows me a picture on her phone. (I've since taken the photo from her phone)
>I see it - and I get even harder

>>546016109
OP here. Pic in last post relevant. That's the first pic I stole from her phone.

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>>546016285
>We're drunk.
>My reaction is drunk.
>"Nice nipple, mom" I saw and we both giggle more.
>"Oh yeah?" Look at this
>Show's me another pic.

Pic relevent.

>"Not bad for a 40 year old mom, right?" she says. I nod. Laughing.
>thisisgettingweird.jpg
>She pulls up another pic on her iPhone.

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>>546016502
>>546016502
just so OP knows that there are people here lurking so keep posting!

So interested

Lurking.

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>>546016502
Is anyone reading or should I just stop posting?

>>546016728
Bitch you betta keep goin'...

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Very lurk

lurkin

>>546016728
No. please keep going. Getting very hard reading this. And your mom is pretty fuckable

Carry on...

>>546016728
It seems you have an audience...

>>546016728
only keep going if this is copypaste, not if you have to retype everything up again

keeep going

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You best keep going...

Boobs for the cause...

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>>546016502
>She keeps finding photos on her phone. Then she shows me THE ONE.
>momspussy.jpg
>I'm drunk and sarcastic. "Nice shaving job, mom"
>She gets indignant.
>WE ARE SO DRUNK
>Mom stands and and pulls her pajama pants down. "Looks at THAT!" she says. "Shaved COMPLETELY OFF now!"
>We laugh to the point of not being able to breath.
>I'm drunk, I have a hard on, and my mom is showing me her shaved pussy. She's like my best friend.
>"Enough peep show" she laughs. "Let's watch this movie. We don't want to miss the plot!"
>Son is fucking his "mother" on the TV.
>I push... because I'm drunk.
>"Mom, are you on the pill?"
>She snaps her head at me. "Young man, what sort of a question is that." She looks serious for a moment, then says "No, I'm not. I had my tubes tied after you. Why?"
>I point at the TV. "Well, he's fucking her bareback. You know, two headed babies." I laugh, nervously.
>"Why?" mom asks. "You planning on fucking me?"
>silence.jpg

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>>546017063
I don't care what it is...

>>546014315
I assume people who say 'continue?' have downs.

op will deliver... right guys?

>>546017397
Nope but I have a hard on...

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bump

jesus fuck hurry the fuck up

Bumpin' for some humpin'.

Come on bitch, this is entertaining.

>>546017379
>After an awkward silence, I quip back "No way! I'd never compare to the freak toys you probably have your bedroom."
>Mom does that chick thing and flips it to be funny. "So you don't think I'm hot? The mom in this video is hotter than me?"
>"The mom in this video isn't hotter than you."
>"Shut up," she says "and take another shot."
>This is the most I've had to drink in my life. We're both glassy eyed and the video is almost over.
>Mom gets up. "You can finish it without me. I'm going to bed. Leave the mess, we'll clean up in the morning."
>"Okay," I reply.
>"And try to keep it down when you jack off. I can usually hear you anon."
>I blush. "Fine," I say back. "I'll be extra loud."
>We are both still drunk and laughing and she leaves the room. Right after she leaves, I turn off the TV and lights and head to my room.
>hardasarock.jpg

>>546017795

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Continue

>>546017379
OP don't be an autist. Fucking finish what you've started.

this is why you should pre write your story
also, bump for great boner

>>546016502
I am so reading this

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C'monn OP, you can do it
>Sansa

Dont stop mid-fap

>>546017379
>inb4 dinosaur. Damnit I have a hard on in the living room with my family cause of this shit! deliver so I can stand up and leave the room, OP!

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>>546017886

lurkin'

I want to take a nap, hurry up and finish so I can finally sleep fagget.

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>>546016728
GO ON DUDE

Faster OP

>>546017962
what's on the post-its?

KEEP POSTING, I'M WAITING IN SUSPENCE

If you dinosaur us I'm going to be pissed you motherfucker

god damn now I'm hard right next to mom

OP!!!! Part 2 you jackass?!?!?!?
Lurkin

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Cum on, bumb

>>546018394
;)

Hurry fagget
I have to go to work
HURRY!!!!

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>>546014315
julia19live.tumblr.com

Live Now
It's free

>>546017886
>I get to my room and, drunk, fall onto my bed. I think about what she said and decide to be a funny drunk.
>I get up, lock my door, and get back into bed.
>I take off my pants, but leave my shirt on. (It's cold)
>stroke.exe
>Instead of being quiet, I start moaning loudly. "Oh, mom!" I say. I think this is funny. "Oh yes!"
>I hear her turning the doorknob... but I locked it.
>"Mom!" I say playfully, "locked to door for privacy. You can't get it!" I laugh out loud.
>I'm laying in bed in a t-shirt. Dick out and hard in my hand. Mom is outside the door.

Then everything changed.

>I hear some jiggling, and mom has unlocked the door with a small screwdriver.
>The door opens and she is standing in the doorway... naked.
>It is completely silent. My room is dark, but I can see her from the light pooring in from the hallway. Her brown nipples are HARD from the cold.
>I seriously don't know what to say.
>She stands there for a solid minute. I can hear her breathing heavy. I'm breathing heavy.
>She walks over to my bed and stands at the edge of it. She takes my hand and pulls it off my dick.

>>546018394
poke her with it, it's more action op got or this thread will see

>>546017886
SRSLY. WRITE MORE WE ALL ARE READING! PLS ANON PLS.. i dont care if its not true... its so hot!

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I'm staying until op delivers

omg pls faster....

>>546018709
OH SHIT DAWG

DINOSAUR

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>>546018709
This had better go places, OP. Or I'll find you.

>>546018709
Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

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We haven't got all day OP

KEEP GOING FFS

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>>546019063

WHAT?! Every time I try to masturbate some motherfucker calls my name and ruins my boner!

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OP...

>>546018709
>I'm laying there in bed. Pants off. Shirt on. Dick hard. My naked mom just took my hand away from holding my dick.
>Her hand is warm... like she's burning up. Her nipples, though, show that she's cold.
>I can her breathing.
>Then she places her right knee on my bed.
>Then she's moved her left leg over me.
>Then she grabs my dick and slides it into her pussy.
>IT is so hot inside her... like I said, like she's burning up. I can litereally feel her pussy dripping onto my pubic hair.

I am inside my mom.

>She gets herself together and looks right at me. I look scared shitless.
>She starts moving.
>sweartogodimgoingtocomeanyminute.exe
>This all lasts about two minutes and she pulls my dick out of her.
>I take a deep breath.
>She moves to the other side of the bed and gets up on all fours.
>Neither of us is saying ANYTHING. She's just staring at me.
>She motions her head leading me to her ass.
>She wants me to fuck her doggie style.

In previous pizza and porn nights, she has disclosed that this is her favorite.

>I am on autopilot. I get up and get behind her.
>I slide into her.
>I feel liquid dripping and it feels like it's spraying a little bit.
>The it hits me... my mom is a squirter.

>>546019556
GOD

>>546014315
shieettttt

>>546019556
dis gun be gud

>Then it hits me, my mom is a dinosaur

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>>546019556
My pants are coming off OP. Hurry up...

>>546019556
i love you. Moar Moar Moar

>>546019842
its mothers day man, spiderman is with his aunt

You insane sick motherfucker OP

this is hot

Dude hurry up, I swear if you dinosaur us I'm taking a nap

Keep going i love you

>>546019556
>My whole crotch is soaked from her since I entered her from behind.
>Now, before this, I had only been with two other girls... but the diet of porn my mom had fed me over the summer had helped a lot. I felt confident.
>Also, I was still really drunk.
>I start pushing into her. Deep.
>As I do, I hear her mumbling. I can't make out what she's saying.
>She keeps mumbling. I keep pounding.
>I slow down to try and make out what she's saying.
>"Did you say something?" I ask.
>She immediately pulls away and rolls on her back.
>"Yes. I said fuck your mommy."
>She pulls me down onto her and, for the first time, we kiss. Her tongue goes into my mouth and my cock goes into her pussy.
>All of this happens in only five minutes because right after that, I explode into her. I just couldn't hold it. It was too much.
>She feels me cum and it makes her cum again.
>squirt.exe
>My bed is soaked.
>A minute passes and she looks at me.
>"You know, I was lying about my tubes tied" she says.
>HOLYSHITPANIC
>She sees the look on my face.
>"I'm just kidding," she says and giggles for a bit. She's got a fucked up sense of humor.
>"Not funny," I say back.
>"Come on," she says. Let's sleep in my bed. Yours is soaked and its fucking cold.
>I put on my pajamas and head to her room. She puts on a nightgown and we go to sleep.

any more pics of her?

Thank you op now I can nap peacefully.

what happend after all of this?

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Ffs OP!
CONTINUE

>>546016502
what's up with those filenames?

>>546020275
Tell moar about the night, about the morning.. about the rest of your life with your mum.. whats happen after this night with the relationship with your mum

>>546020275
>546020275
Fuck OP, came so many buckets. I gotta go eat something

>>546020275
>on the way to her room, I fall onto the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

my mom gave me head when she was drunk one, and it turned into a pretty regular thing from there. I even had sex with her once. will type up story now

your straya cunt mum is hawt op.

>>546020275
post pic of mom or OP will be a fag forever

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>>546020642
holyshit there´s her email lets a lurk!!

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>>546020275
>The next morning we wake up and act normal. Like nothing happened.
>Scratch that - the hangover happened. More for me than her.
>We laugh and have breakfast and don't talk about it again all day. All week.
>The next weekend rolls around. I go out with friends Friday night. Saturday night, though, I stay home.
>Mom finds out I'm staying in for the night, and runs out... and comes back with a pizza and a black bag.

I'm going to local community college in town and mom works. We've both talked about this at length and she knows that someday I'll meet someone and life will move one. For now, though, we just accept that we enjoy open and honest sex without consequence with each other.

Posting this on 4chan was her idea. Something about repressed memories or some psych shit if I didn't get it off my chest somehow and this is better than telling a therapist.

The pics will fade in a day, so she's fine with it.

Since that November, we've done a lot. Seriously
>anal
>deepthroat
>fucked her while she fucked her ass with a dildo
>cum everywhere on her

We keep talking about going somewhere far and finding a swingers club or place an ad or something to get a women to have a threesome with us.

Who knows?

In either case, it's mother's day. And I woke her up this morning by rough fucking her (she likes it) and then telling her that I would tell the story, anonymously, onlne. I shot a load of cum in the uterus that carried me this morning and she squirted hard when I did and said "happy mother's day."

So there is is anon. Anyone else out there hooking up with mom today?

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>>546020275
YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER

>>546020737
Nice meme

>>546020275
What a shitty, unrealistic story, faggot

>>546016502
These were photos she kept on her phone. I think that was an old gmail she used when she was posting on CL and stuff. (She told me tried to once and flirted with a bunch of guys. Never hooked up, though.)

Carol Arias
Computer Lab Assistant - LaGuardia Community College

Jackson Heights, NY

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OP delivered, guys.
Faggot, he is not.

>>546019963
True life is sick and insane... and the mother fucker part is accurate.

>>546021097
Fake as fuck

>>546020790
DO IT.

Uh oh. You dun fuckd up anon

>>546021432
Why would you do that?

>>546021605
How so?

happy mother's day. here's the best from ML

/60F9090

>>546021505

Who cares? It's still hot

>>546021726
http://queens.ny1.com/content/news/208038/laguardia-community-college-professor-selected-as-finalist-for-jacksonville-jazz-piano-competition

please dont tell me thats her

Finally, jesus fuck!
I can now go to work
OP delivered

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>>546015671
>leaving the house to see spiderman 2
thanks for making me feel

>>546021904
OH MY GOD, MOM!

Just kidding, faggot. That's not my mom. Look at the pics. Mom's tits are smaller.

im like OP. dad wasn't in the picture basically. he started to go a litle crazy when i was young, got weirdly possessive of my mom and started treating her bad. so she kicked him out and even got a restraining order. dont kn the details besides that, never seen him since.

my mom is a smart lady and she raised me on her own. she is an executive assistant at a bank and has some managerial duties. she made a good salary, had benefits, so we lived a fine life. we even went on vacations to the shore every couple of years. always had to wait a little longer to get the newest consoles and shit, until i started holding my own jobs down.

she stays fit, does spin class. she is about 5 8, big heavy tits that droop a little. shes got a pretty face, and brown here. lots of freckles cos she tans too much.

anyway, heres the story.. i gotta type it out like op so cut me some slack

>>546021097
OP here. About to bail. Any questions before I go? Ask a mother fucker anything for the next five minutes.

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>>546021140

>>546022237

fyi im the guy who got head from his mom, this is gonna be that story.

>>546022297
any tips your mom has told you for seducing a mom
i need tips

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>>546022297

>>546022297
Firstly, I can't be lived I masturbated to this.. My mum isn't even that hot!

Good effort op. If you do try and get a 3 some, how are you going to explain that you are son and mum, that's illegal isn't it?

>>546014936
>18
>drink

what? which state is this?

>>546022715

They aren't, you turnip...

>>546022428
"any tips your mom has told you for seducing a mom i need tips"

Make sex a conventional topic. Watch shows and movies that depict it. HBO, True Blood, etc. and bring up the topic of things happening on screen matter of factly. "You know, I've had a threesome with two vampires before" while talking to you mom. She'll laugh, and see if she bites (no pun intended) at the topic. Keep trying. It will take take, Mom and started watching porn in June of last year and didn't fuck until November.

>>546022882
It could be a different country.

>>546022715
"If you do try and get a 3 some, how are you going to explain that you are son and mum, that's illegal isn't it?"

We're going to say folks tell us that we look like we should be related, but not disclose that we are.

We're talking about hitting up a strip club together first... in another state.

>>546022882
She pointed out that drinking was illegal in story faggot. We drank at home together but never outside the house.

I live in the state of... FUCK YOU, I'm not tell you. :)

>>546022237

once i started getting old enough to take care of my self, 12- 13, or so, my mom would sometimes come home late from work. she just told me that she was going to be home late, but eventually i figured out she was going to the bars with her work friends. i didnt care, loved having the house to myself. playin vidya and drinking soda for hours

now that im not a young idiot, i know she was probably going out to pick dudes up. she would wear more make up, put on more colorful work clothes and stuff. she took a boyfriend since my dad left, so i imagine she was getting a little desperate to get fucked. my mom was definitely attractive, so she would have had no trouble. but she wasnt dumb and irresponsible, so its not like she was just trying to have casual sex. anyway eventually she got a boyfriend. i only met him a few times, but im pretty sure they actually knew each other through work. he was some kind of sales person or something.

dont worry this is all relevant, more to follow

>>546023068
OP dump anymore picture you have.

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>>546023191

>you did well OP
>You fooled all these faggots

>>546023362
Use greentext faggot

>>546023428
OP here. All pics are posted.

>>546023362
pleeaaase greentext

>>546019556
my dick is so hard i'm getting an headache

bumpe.

>>546023574
sounds like a pretty sweet deal you have going for yourself. you seem pretty blessed. enjoy what you have.

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Capped.

>Future wife asks where you learned to fuck like that
>My mother taught me

I suppose you don't mind being called a mother fucker either.

>>546024538
ty based anon

>>546024538
thanks anon.

>>546024538
you Sir, are awesome.

>>546019556
she whisperes
"your adopted" as you cum inside her

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>>546024853

>>546024853
THIS. lol

>>546024853
WHAT ABOUT MY ADOPTED!

>>546014936
I've had goldsclager before, it tasted like satans toasted asshole, "your mom" is a pleb.

>>546024538
You left out this part:
>>546014936

>>546023362

i lost my virginity at 14, i had a big penis, over 7 inches, and got a lot of attention from girls because i was a swimmer and from sexting and sending pics of it. when i was 16 i actually had had sex with 3 girls. i had had sexual thoughts about my mom before. i remember seeing her on this eliptical in our living room, and her tits were swinging around. nothing really crazy thouigh, just shit i noticed being a teenage boy. it only became a fetish sort of after this one time

> mom is out w/ boyfriend friday night
> think i have house to myself until late
> get on my laptop in the living room, looking forward to a long awesome bate session
> got head phones on, just clicking around on different porn
> end up watching some porn with a really hot milf.
> she has the same features as my mom. i wasnt thinking about this or my mom, it just happened to be taht way.
> anyway i been bating for like 30 minutes, hard as shit, layin back on the couch
> stroking my dick slow, enjoying myself a lot.
> im about to cum, kinda strewtch out and lean back more, as im leaning back out of trhe corner of my eye i see my mom behind me watching me in the arch way to the living room
> she has a blank expression on, im shocked and embarassed but im mid cum. some switch in my brain told me to just keep going.
> shoot cum all over my stomache, seriously moan a little bit while looking right at my mom.
> it happened quick, but i saw she was watching my dick while i was cumming, not looking at me even though i was staring at her
>not done cumming, but reality sets in. i scream out something like oh shit mom!!
> she says like "shit sorry!" and rushes away.
> for some reason i get up and lean out from the arch way, asking "what did ytou want?" i thought this would make it seem like nothing happened
> shes going up stairs and says nothing, just letting you know im home

more to come

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Mind if I contriboot?

>be me
>10 year old shithead
>at older cousins house
>12
>kind of a punk but he's older than me so I think he's pretty awesome
>playing derpbox or something I don't really remember
>aunt comes in
>"I made you boys pizza bites dig in"
>OSHITPIZZABITES.gif
>we go apeshit
>ah fuck but they're hot!
>cousin dares me to stick as many into my mouth as I can
>herp derp why not
>I start cramming them in, careful not to bite down and keep them in my cheeks
>I think this must really be impressing him or something
>fucking steam coming out of my mouth
>look over at him like waddayathinkofthishuh.jpg
>his creepy face
>notice the tent he's pitched in his shorts
>lolwut.png
>he stands up
>removes his shorts
>uh... ?
>he reaches for me
>idashforthedoor.avi
>there's still steam and shit coming out of my mouth
>he grabs me by the back of my shirt, spins me around and fucks my hot pizza mouth
>the steam
>the cheese
>the pain
>I'm fucking crying
>he's going nuts on me clearly enjoying himself
>wtf this sucks
>ugggggh.wav
>felt like it went on forever but probably only lasted 30 or 40 seconds
>mfw the pizza bites were still too fucking hot to eat after all that
>mfw I went home hungry and humiliated
>and mfw I have no face

>>546024538

thanks man, appreciated.

the "dialogue" make this story soo fake. try harder moran.

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>>546025664
Fixed. Put off to the side because I'm a lazy faggot that doesn't want to move everything down.

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Don't mind me. Just replying so this thread doesn't prune.

>>546025672
anyway it was super weird and embarassing. but after awhile i started thinking about how she was staring at my dick with that expression. kinda turned me on because i really felt like she was intrigued. made me feel sexy as shit.

> started to fetishize my mom for real now.
> would get up the courage to go up to her room and through her underwear
> so excited looking at all her lacy things she would wear under her work clothes
> masturbated on her bed. always was sure to clean up the cum, had a few scares. in retrospect she must have seen there was some stains on her bed spread every now adn then
> one day i stayed home from school and jerked off on this blue lacey thong she had and i had seen a lot. spent all day trying to hide it properly, kept it hidden until LATE at night and put it in a neighbors garbage can

life changing moment though:

> be planning this for weeks
> ask mom to use phone, want to playt a game she has on it
> perfect excuse, she doesnt even care
> im on the couch alone in the living room
> shes out back sun bathing or something
> instead of playing bejewled or whatever the fuck, start going through her texts
> find her texts to rick
> go through long history, some business stuff
> finally see a picture with flesh in it
> full shot of her tittes.
> wound up getting lots of shots of her tits, her in skimpy outfits. even took screencaps of her sexting with her boyfriend, talkin about how horney she was.
> send them all to my phone, delete conversion
> later that night, remember i forgot to delete the pictures i had resaved onto her phone
> she will see those pictures resaved, and see that her long list of texts w/ me is gone

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>>546027127

I'm lurking

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>>546027560
Me two

>>546027127
so you want us to believe you're a 10/10 with a huge dick who gets pussy all the time, and you're here on 4chan midafternoon on a sunday?

me and my mom...

http://s1198.photobucket.com/user/cdogtheman/media/20140511_163051.mp4.html

>>546028172
fucking nigger

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>>546028413

>>546027127

looking back, she had to have known what was going throughj my head, but pretending not to notice / care. age 16, i started going to parties and trying weed and stuff. i had 2 more girlfriends during this period, and whenever we had sex at my place i always left the condoms filled with my cum in the trash. my mom did the garbage, and i knew she'd see them.

> finally one day we plan ned to hang out together at night, watch a movie
> before we start says she really needs to talk
> says she is really worried about the path im going down
> talks to me about all the people she knew who ruined their lives with drugs
> mentions some of my relatives, laying on some extreme guilt
> know im totally fine, not addticed to anything, but still making me feel like shit for everyinth
> tells me i can risk not getting into college and shit if im caught drinking, all these fucked up stories
> so much guilt i almots cry.
> assure her everything is fine, im not doing anything that she should worry about
> she changes the subject to the girls im bringing back
> says she doesnt like them, knows they are part of a scene i shouldnt be involved with
> suspects them of getting me involved with "drugs" (just weed and alcohol, like a normal teengaer)
> searches for words, eventually calls them slutty. talks to me about pregnancy and STDs and shit,
> says she knows i use condoms, but doesnt know if im using them everytime
> my mind totally changes gears

>>546028717
bump

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>>546028717
COME ON CONTINUEEEE

>>546028717


> turns me on to hear my mom talking about sex, feel guilty but gatdamn
> decide to go through with plan ive been thinking of to get my mom and me a sexual way
> i tell her that they arent bad girls. and i am the more pushy one about sex
> normally i would be embarassed to talk about this kinda thing, but im a total freak now and its just exciting
> mention to her how am i horny so much, its almost 80% of what i think about (this was actually true)
> mention a time i got caught having sex in a car in front of a party, and people came out and were fucking with us but i kept going even though i was embarassed
> she is listening, concerned.
> mention times i had sex with my gf in my room even though i knew she was home and it was a bad stupid idea (never got caught though)
>go through with final phase of plan
> mention time i was masturbating and living room, and i wanted to keep going until i came even though i know she was watching me
> been thinking about this phrase for a awhile, turned me on to talk about how i was cumming. specifically phrased it so taht she was WATCHING me

Bumpity bump

>>546029780

> she is surprised, and looks away. looking really startled
> i pause now, waiting for her to speak
> she starts "I... "
> just by the way she reacted i knew thats she was actually watching me and had thought about it since then.
> she continues "Yeah, I'm sorry about that..." she was going to continue talking but i quickly interject
> "no, no i liked it."
> she has like a rushed tone and changes what she was saying, instead saying again, "well, I'm sorry."
> she has a sincere tone, but tells me its normal for teenagers to go through this phase
> she doesnt have much good advice, telling me its up to me to just will my way through it and wait until i grow up.
> tells me its normal to masurbate, and i should do it as much as a i need to relieve myself of the sexual compulsion
> she wants to end the conversation since i took it there
> i thank her for the advice, assure her not to worry, and we tell each other we love each other and hug. start to watch movie
> we both like psychological thrillers, watching mullholland drive
> mad sex scenes (wasn't my idea to watch this, she said she wanted to see it)
> whole time i am trying to think up how to engage my mom about the topic of sex again

bumpeth

>>546030875
Moar

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>>546030875
JUST WRITE IT THE FUCK DOWN

bump plz

the fuck man ur writing a book? keep going we're all waiting here. f5 is red hot faggot and it a brand new laptop.

>>546030875
> my head is on my moms lap, we have this thing where she plays with my hair. she likes my hair, and i think it feels good so we've been doing it since i was a kid
> lesbian sex scene comes on, i joke with her about how its awkward to releive some tension
> she is eager to do so as well and joins in, joking
> as it goes on i start mocking her saying, "what a choice mom, thanks a lot!"
> she is laughing defensive, "i had no idea!"
> i say, "Yeah right..." in an amused tone. still sort of joking, but now im hearkening back to her watching me masturbate. the script is flipped!
> she really surprises me, and says "you wish..." i look up her at surprised, and its clear i have a guilty conscience lol

sorry this one took so long, getting horny thinking of this shit again

hurry up nigga

>op flapping before every post

>>546032596
moreeeee picsssss

how fucking autistic are you that it takes you 17 mins to type out 7 fucking sentences

fucking finish fast or fucking stop

>>546033162
Ever heard of writers block?

bumpe

also what is this new captcha

>>546033728
So this went from a retelling of the past to a fictional story and he's making it up on the spot?

>>546032596

I fucking want to kill you faggot

captcha: torture and kill slow poster

>>546032596


> started getting erection from sex talk and actual FLIRTING and the sex scene
> enjoying the feeling of it rising and flexing it with my mom playing with my hair
> eventually pitching a big tent in my basketball shorts
> flexing it so it stands out as much as possible
> still dont know if she looked at it, it was way to the side of where she would be looking if she was watching the movie. but it was really noticable and that turned me on
> eventually decided to make it known
> going to try and hide it, but in a way that she knows im trying to hide my boner
> start to breath a little weird
> eventually move my hand down, grab my dick through my shorts and tuck it down the leg so the seam kinda holds it down
> obvious i am moving my dick aroudn
> obvious huge boner pointing down my basketball shorts
> not paying attention to movie at all, totally focused on making movements to be subtle but at once draw attention to it
> shift on my side to use other hand (no reason, but it makes the movements more noticeable)
> reach down and hold tip of boner through shorts, holding it against me leg to make it not stick out
> shifting on my side made my laying on her uncomfortable, so she moves, looking down at me (i keep my eyes on the movie)
> "you alright she asks"
> i shift a bit around too, holding my dick stiffly in my arm so its obvious im holding it there
> no way she didnt see it
> after a little more, sigh and say "can you pause it, i gotta go to the bathroom
> she says "sure." in a nice tone. one of my favorite things about her is how her voice is always so sweet to me, and concerned
> hop up, walk off to bathroom with big ass boner pointed down my leg.
> shes watching the tv and remote as she pauses
> go in and jerk off, no way she didnt know what i was doing. didnt even flush.
> watch rest of movie

tbc

dude, is that it?

>>546034080
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
It was never a real story.

>>546034161

no no no no no no
fucking type it out all at once

this nigga jacking

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>>546021097

OP - I believe you. This is too crazy not to be real!

so we still have 10 more mins before next post, what do you faggots wanna do while we wait?

watch some funny cats maybe?

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>>546035797

post random milfs?

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Here you go anon

this thread gon die

>>546034161

things going further again
> one day, school night, she comes home a little late, and is making dinner
> b anging shit around, not calling out to me asking what i was up to and shit
> can tell she is in a bad mood
> go down and ask her whats wrong
> she takes that sincere voice again, and assures me i dont have to worry about it
> laugh and say come on how am i not suppose to worry a little
> she smiles that im laying it on thick and says dont worry it has nothing to do with you
> i take a little bit of insult and say that doesnt mean i dont care! tell her im not as dumb as she thinks and i might even have good advice.
> she laughs, (me telling her she thinks im dumb has been an ongoing joke since she told me she was worried about me)
> eventually she says, its not a big deal, rick and i broke up.
> im say "whaaaaat" like a black person and ask why
> she says no reason really, we weren't really seeing each other that much and he met someone else
> im thiking "shit this dude just cheated on my mom"
> laugh and say what an idiot! tell her shell find someone else in no time
> im thinking the conversation ends here, she wont wanna talk about this
> she keeps doing what shes doing and says in a knowing way "im not so sure about that..."
> can tell she is bitter about it, dont think she is so good at picking up guys
> no idea how a hot girl can have trouble picking up guys. i think its cos shes looking for a person who doesnt want to just get laid so that narrows the field a lot
> take this oppourtunity to compliment, tell her all the good things about her.
> start off with genuine nice things
> she says "thank you anon, you're sweet"
> shes only half listening to my teenage ass
> go from nice emotionl things to complimnting her body, kind of in a joking way at first
> she looks back at me with an eyebrow raised, and i say "what? you're really sexy!"
> she says thank you again and is trying to tell me "okay thats enough go away now"
> i shrugsmile and leave

>>546015671
Fuckin' kek'd

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Hey Spideys get in here!

>>546015671
emma stone dies at the end as spider man fights the greenG

>>546036771
this whole fucking long ass build-up better be worth it in the end

lord almighty this is going to take a whole fucking night to get to the dinosaur part...

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>>546037149
implying everyone doesn't already know that the goblin kills gwen

I'm done waiting on this gigantic fucking faggot who doesnt know how to use a keyboard.
Peace niggahs

aaaaaand I'm done waiting for the dinosaur. fuck you fucking cunt. Yes I'm mad

>>546036771

this story is real, swear to god. to the guy who said im jacking it. you right

> my mom starts going to the bar with her friends again, comes back pretty drunk some nights
> i like when she comes home drunk, she is really affable and less motherly
> operations with her panties continue, one day im going through her clothes and see she bought a vibrator
> one of those ones you hold over your clit and control the vibration with the handle, while youi can finger yourself
> poor mom cant get any
> get so horney thinking about her masurbating i go unprecedented and nut in her panties. leave it in my room.
> im sat there playing vidya, she comes to get my hamper
> i got head phones on, not listening to anything, got my back to her,
> grabs a few clothes of my bed and puts them in
> must see panties there
> she pauses for a moment, must have been looking at them cos what else could she be doing
> finally picks up my hamper and leaves with them.
> i confirm she toook them and therefore had to see them
> DID NOT SAY ANYTHING
> anyway, know she has a vibrator, conspire to do anything i can to catch her in the act
> stay up later than her every night i can, basically camped outside her door
> usually she just goes to bed and turns the light out
> only after a few days of doing this, she clicks the light off but there is still warm red light from her end table coming out the door
> HEAR HERE DIGIGNG THROUGH HER PANTY DRAWER
> strain my eares for a long ass time
> finally here the low buzz.
> start jerking off right there
> here a soft moan and cum on my chest
> lose interest, as you do
> planning how to actually get in there

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All this for Dinosaur

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>>546036185

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bump

damn you LFGwid61

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GET ON WITH IT!

i have 3 minutes. can someone screen cap this gold ad repost forever?

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>>546038559
Need to hurry this shit up, man.

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>>546038687

>>546017701
So you have a Har Down.

>>546025732
This again?

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>>546039115

Sauce?

>>546037115
Spidey's mom wouldn't let him on the computer today.

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waiting for LFGwid61 milf dump

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>>546039310

Ann Law or Ann Lawson. Good luck finding her stuff though, there isn't much out there of her.

Niggers

>>546038559
> one day, get super lucky
>she stays out late, drinking with friends
> stays out way later than normal
> thinking she might hook up with some dude
> actually get kinda jealous. makes me kinda pissed off an embarassed but whatever
> she finally comes home, its late, like 2, im in bed
> shes not that quiet, hear her clusmily walk into her room
> drunker than normal thats for sure
> wait a little while, creep into hall way
> her main light is on, but its been awhile
> she never closes her door the whole way, just leaves it open a crack
> leaves a bunch of clothes at the door to keep it from drifting open
> sloppy tonight, door is like half open
> i listen for that subtle buzz. its going
> wait a little bit, creeping in slow as fuck
> thank god the floor ini the hallway and her room is rug
> sidle in through the door
> she is laying on her bed above the sheets with her legs spread facing me
> waering her work clothes, and with a lot of make up on. bright red lipstick, eye shadow, everything she usually wears when she goes out looking for a man
> basically just kicked her shoes off and started masturbating, her heeels are laying to the side.
> pair of lace panties laying on the bed near her.
> rolled her skirt up, her pantyhose are climbing up her leg and terminating at her thigh held up by one of those udnerwear belt things
> i get a full view of her pussy
> shes holding the vibrator over clit, i can hear the motor like straining shes pushing it so hard
> she must have shaved her pussy for the man she wanted but couldnt get,
> pussy folds glistening, her one hand is reaching around her ass and her index finger is massaging her vagina without actually going in
> getting hard real quick

>>546016728
nice feets

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>>546040279
fag

>>546040267
Type faster.

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>>546040267
I was planning to sleep. Now i'm raping F5.

Hurry up m8

>>546040267
> was just laying in bed in boxers, dick is already poking out through hole
> grab tip and start jerking it a little
> she starts to unbotton her shit and looks down, sees me there
> gasps, drops her vibrator. shit is buzzing mad loud on the bed
> shifts toward the backm of the bed, closes her knees
> immediately let go of my dick and jump behind door still looking in
> mumble "sorry.. didnt know if you were home..." cant tear my eyes away though, still can see her pussy lips squeezing out of her thighs. her knees are closed but she kept her feet spread apart
> she says "thats okay! its okay!" a bunch of times over me, in a hurried tone
> shit is so awkward i dip. kick myself to this day i left.

>>546041029
What is that the end?

Is that the end?
Dissapointment.

>>546041029
shouldn't have bothered

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>>546041029
If I've learned anything from this whole thread, it's that if you stand around eachother long enough mostly naked in an awkward situation, sex will eventually happen.

Dammit m8, if you just walked inside..

Perhaps with a couple of shots..

>>546037149
duh read a fukin comic nerd

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>>546039875

Soon to be mom

>>546041029
is this over ? C'mon OP, at least invent an end...

bamp

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>>546041661

Im gonna say something on Admin's behalf - Ya'll are some needy, impatient cunts

You automatically assume his story ends because he "kicked himself for leaving that day"

That doesnt mean that he pussed out and never got another chance, it just means he pussed out and didnt get anything in that moment.

Stop your fucking bitching and wait for the story to finish, otherwise gtfo, you're getting annoying.

bump'n

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>>546042305

Or op, whatever.

>>546022923
fuck man its hitting home that this might actually be legit

>>546042305
He said he kicks himself to this day. There's a pretty heavy implication that that was it you fucking faggoy

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>>546042305
It's impossible to tell with how fucking slow he types.

> we don't talk about it for awhile
> oeprations with panties continue
> she is acting weird sometimes.
> she knocks once and opens my door quickly and stuff,
> sometimes when im in the shower she opens the door to talk to me, like ask me what i want for dinner
> she is trying to see me naked, im no fool. and shes not even drunk. this shit is good
> very next day after the shower incident, im home from school and start masturbating in my room with the door open a crack (to discourage her from knocking)
> hear her come home from work, stay masturbating in my computer chair
> hear her walking down the hall
> door swings open, hear that shit brushing against the carpet
> she gets an eye full of my leaning back, jerking off
> im just wathcing the door open
> she sees me masturbating and says "oh!" and quickly goes to close it, looking away
> im like "wait wait whats up?"
> she opens it a bit and pokes her head in
> her eyes quickly move down to my dick
> i ask her again "whats up? how was work?"
> trying to act like its nothing
> she opens the door the full way again and stands there
> "it was fine. [her boss] was out so there wasnt a lot to do. how was school?"
> her eyes arent meeting mine, shes watching my penis
> cant think just say "good..."
> she says "good"
> we are both looking for an excuse to stay.
> if shes gonna stand there making small talk, i might as well just ask straight up
> "can you stay here?"

>>546042305
>>546042573
Fuck off, it just shows that we're showing interest in the whole story.

baaaaaaaaaamp

>>546042754
TYPE FASTER

>>546015461
>Dominos sucks
This is fake.

>>546042754


> she says "sure honey" in her lovely voice. but i can hear she is relaly nervous
> she comes in and sits down, i swivel in the chair still masturbating lol
> she makes no bones about watching me
> im looking at her body.
> thinking about what she looks like under her clothes.
> whenever i see her dress up for work like this i just think about the sexy lace underwear she wears
> really want to unbutton her dress shirt and titty fuck her, another dream of mine
> masturbate the whole time, she is staring at me
> finish quickly after she sits down, shoot onto my stomache as im leaning back
> really big load because this is the hottest thing ever
> she hands me a tissue from my desk
> she says "its a lot" in a warm way
> i laugh
> thank her, not for the compliment, but for staying
> she says "no problem" in a way that was really nice. it was like encouraging, like she was asking me to make it happen again

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>>546043275
Now we're getting somewhere. Totally worth the wait.

Bemp

>>546014936
>She hands out with me

what am i reading

>>546042754
at least write fewer lines per post.

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>>546042795

No, it shows you're whiny lil faggots sitting around jerking your dick, hinging on the words of op and bitching because you've got blueballs.

>>546042683

Not impossible. This makes the second time the whole thread that you assholes have assumed that OP has finished his story, and both times you've been proven wrong.

I reiterate; Stop your fucking bitching and be patient, or fuck off, either way its not going to change the op's typing speed.

>>546043528
Dont make him spellcheck its taking long enough.

brumpin

>>546043275
Ruined it.

Too unrealistic.

>>546043275

> end of that same week, its friday. shes gonna stay out again
> text her while in school saying i think i need to go to the doctor
> she asks whats wrong, i tell ive been getting really strong erections and that they ache after awhile
> when i get them in school i cant jerk off and then i get painful blue balls
> get horny from talking to my mom about my erection again, go to bathroom and take picture of boner
> text her pic and ask her if it looks normal to her
> she just tells me we'll talk about it on saturday (shes not coming home till late)
> cant focus at all on school. really want to show her my erection and have her take it in hand to inspect it is my plan
> get home, masturbate twice thinking about it
> laying in bed all night, waiting for her to get home
> fall asleep after jerking off for a third time
> wake up when i hear her coming home. honestly kind of tired from jerking off so much, and she said we'd talk tomorrow anyway
> she clumsily goes up the stairs, goes into her room, probably masturbating
> day dream about this and start drifting asleep
> just before falling asleep, lights in my room turn on

final parts coming up here

>>546019292
Kek'd 10/10

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>>546043627

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>>546043627
Chill man, you're full on mad. He never complained or said anything about us bitching, so don't defend someone who doesn't need any defending.

meh i dont believe that a guy wouldnt make a first move after the first porn video

>>546044430
It's his mom, to be fair. That's some serious awkward factor.

>>546021904
>>jazz-pizza-competition
Sometimes, my brain is awesome.

>>546044320

after hearing "are you done?" "is that it?" "hurry up"

for the hundredth time, it gets grating. The first 25 times didn't work, why would the other 75 change that?

How do you green text?

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>>546044773

>>546044790
[ Green]
Then your text
Then
[/ Green]
Without the spaces

>>546044790
Google it

>>546045253
>thanks anon

>>546044038

> bleary eyed, mom is standing in my doorway
> ask "whats up?" hella tired
> she says "I just got home, " (liar) "are you alright? i've been thinking about what you said all day."
> wake up a little more
> "oh, uh yeah. i dont really know what i can do about it. i just get so horny sometimes and i cant control it. i try to ignore it or will it away but it doesnt work, and muscles in my penis start to ache after only a few minutes."
> shes listening, concerned. comes and sits on foot of my bed shes drunk, i can tell because she has watery eyes
> shes trying to not act that drunk and act worried, saying "mmm hmm" and making "concerned" noises too much
> i continue, "usually i cant masturbate, like in class. but when i do its hard to cum because the muscles ache. sometimes i have to just stop, and it hurts for 15 minutes before it finally goes away and then my balls really hurt. i dont know if something is wrong with the muscles or what"
> she says "let me see" in a casual tone. like she was asking to see a scrape like im a kid or something.
> i just say "ok" im getting kinda worried now. i just masturbated 3 times, and im a grower not a shower. this is hardly the circumstances i wanted for this.

>>546045253
>oh finally, I never wanted to ask

>>546045291
[green] lier! that Is not me! [/green]

>>546045543
glorious

>>546045460
Final part? Ha

>>546045543
Ah, I see you haven't deleted system 32 yet. Try it and then you'll be able to
>green teeeext!

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pro fag

>>546045709
He said final parts, plural.

love it

>>546045543
No, you left spaces on either side of the text... that screws up the formatting

>>546045729
> haha you so funny! mr; funnyguy!

>>546045543
No spaces between your text and the brackets faggot. Jesus christ.

>>546045218
>>546043627
stop posting these toddlers u pedo