Can we start a best of 4Chins thread

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I don't care if this is recent. I have not laughed so hard in a long time.

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>>545615181
I'm up for it!
Bumping with my folder

6 years. "best of" thread and what he comes up with is 6 fucking years old.
it is depressing.

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>>545615472
shhh
shhhhh just bump.

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>>545615689

I lost the screencap, but this one thread was about that black football player, and how we felt about him.
Someone posted
>he's a nigger
Then someone posted
>happy martin luther king day everyone
Then last post
>/thread

Was good

>>545615472
A thread can be full of quality even if it's not old. It's not that if a thread is older than x, then it's good.
I bet you are one of those fuckers who thinks being an oldfag means only having been here a lot.

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>>545615839

>>545617219
Wat ?

>>545617219
top kek

>>545617219
LOL THIER FACES ARE TEH SAEM

>>545617219
HAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD

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Bumping

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>>545615181

>>545620203
What is this, a picture for ants?

>>545619053
what is so funny ?

>>545620203
What is this? a picture for ants!?

>>545620359
i guess i fucked up...

>>545618901
you and your inside jokes

>>545620359
>>545620410
>>545620410
>>545620359
Have this one instead

>>545620265
GLORIOUS

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Not that old, but still one of my favorites

>>545621000
what is this? an imaginary picture!?

>>545617219
I-is that blood on mickeys face?

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>>545615181
My personal favorite.

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>>545615846

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>>545620265
I have not seen that before, all of the win to you for posting it, sir

>>545620914
wow. first time i see this

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When was /b/ good?

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found this one from a "creepy" thread.

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>>545615181

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Here's some /co/ for ya.

>>545620914
Dame /b/.

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>>545619186
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/has-anyone-really-been-far-even-as-decided-to-use-even-go-want-to-do-look-more-like

>>545615846
Oh cool how epic kid

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>>545623578

Anyone got the IT support guy who just installs Java and moves his mouse fast?

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>>545624359

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>>545624782

>>545615181

My favorite.

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>>545624906

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>>545625082

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i can't find UTV's psicho thread

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>>545625464

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>>545625464
this one?

>>545625804
every fucking time, haha

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>>545626410
YES

>>545615181
>2008
There you go. Long before the cancer that is rampant now existed.

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>>545627320

>>545627187
Like you?

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don't worry, he knows

Oh look, a tl;dr thread

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>>545627608
Oh look, a simpleton.

>>545627137
courage is currently 5 years old. i'm gonna remember this and check in 10 so we can see how he's like then.

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Anybody have the screen caps from the rollo thread?

>>545627035
C'mon, fake or what? Mods fuckin around?

>>545627412
I'm fucking crying looool

>>545620203
Ants is this? A picture for whats?

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>>545628229

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>>545628904

>>545617219
I feel like this is one of those things like "too soon" where everyone does it to feel cool and I get frustrated when nobody tells me what it is.

>>545628904
Name it "webm" Convert to gif. Keep everything else the same.

>>545628295
>doesn't know
>mods are gods

>>545620914
I want to know the reaction of the husband that heard that she was cheating on him?

Takes a crane to get it out

I got a theory as to why there's so much of these "Best of 4chins threads."

I think that it's because all the OP's are newfags who were 12 when most of the memorable 4chan threads happened, and now they constantly ask for the threads so that they can claim to be oldfags and say shit like "remember this?" and claim to have taken part in them.

>>545620265
>Continues until he passes out
kek.

>>545629501
>implying I'm not aware that produces mustard gas

>>545630304
>implying you're not a newfag

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>>545618886
I can't fucking breath

>>545631308
>Yeah, that's what I'm implying.

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>>545630010
that was so much fun

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>>545630010

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>>545630010
another from that thread

>>545631821

That bobcat is hot. Too bad she's dead.

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>>545630010
dumping what I have

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>>545630010
and another

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>>545630010
the original

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>>545632672

>>545627595
holy crap, I just read all that shit. poor beta OP. Does anyone know how this unfolds?

>>545632672
Was it all a hoax or did people die lool in any case wish I was there lol

>>545632127
"corpse" is just another word for "sex doll"

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To anyone saying /b/ doesn't ever have epic threads any more, I offer this.

tl;dr OP pisses in the bathtub with his gf and gets caught and she freaks out so people advise him to shit in the bathtub too.

When he does that, they advise he gather all gf's stuff and then vomit all over it, which he then also does.

>>545633201
it was real except for the fact that anon wasnt really the guy holed up in his house. hilarity ensued with jimmy russles though

>>545633686
Yeah I see it on YT lost my shit haha

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>>545633201
it was another /b/tard taking credit... but once fox news found the thread, and /b/ got involved, it was a shitstorm. All the misinformation from the thread and various anons trolling fox news was delicious. We would type shit and literally hear it on the news 5 minutes later.

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>>545615181
you wont believe me but it was me and my friend who sent the fish to space

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>>545633686
yep

>>545631629
gross

>>545620203
Did ants picture this?

>>545628954
anyone got the nudes?

does anyone have the one about the anon that describes dick sucking lips, as dick lips, and then he changes it to tits lips or something like that.

>>545631629
SO glad it has the bottom caption, it would be funny otherwise

>>545633820

The one with Oprah was one of the best ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7liYfhRgXGk

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>>545633818
i was laughing so hard i was crying and my ex was staring at me like wtf? ill never forget i was eating a kfc bowl and laughed and snorted so hard i got corn and mashed potatoes up my nose and had to snort it out.

>mfw

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>>545615181
This is old footage from 2003. Even though everyone was a newfag back then, I bet it was awesome.

>>545634269
true
also: Operation Porn Day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdqSdfDcez0

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>Based Adobe Reader

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>>545621779

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>>545634874
Might as well dump some stuff I have

>>545620359
>>545620410
>>545628326
>>545634096
Summer is coming up! Better break out the copypasta! Rate my wife!

anyone have the cap of the syringe in the bunny's eye thread?

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>>545634997
It's all named, idk why that matters, but fuck you i like to stay organized

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>>545635076
Greentext that got me into 4chan, I'm pretty new, like only 5 or 6 months now

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>>545635053

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>>545635230
Worth the read IMO
They take down an entire RP website through broken mechanics

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>>545635353
Fucking love this one, kids in rehab, everyone's fucked up. Inspired the book I'll never write

>>545625825
This was very funny.

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>>545635501
great 911 dispatch stories

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>>545635573
Part 2

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>>545635659
dude made a prostitute cry

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>>545635730
Awkward Beta rape and beatings

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>>545627595
What the actual hell did I just read there, it's so fucking funny but sad my god

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>>545628229

>>545627595
>don't worry, he knows
why the fuck would she say that? makes me feel for him.

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>>545635828
/b/ro kills a chick

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>>545635974
/b/ makes a kid delete win32 then his dads whole computer

>>545635398
smirked

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>>545636078
Pretty over-posted, and its the end of what I've got, dump ended. Good Night /b/ its about 8pm, thats past my bed time.

>>545622739
all my feels

>>545628954
Did they catch the guy or is he still browsing /b/ ?

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Just oldfags remember....does u think he still slive?

>>545636846
madeline or something? havent seen her picture in a while. probably brainwashed her by now and has no idea who she was/is

>>545636846
He still slive

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>>545635573
Wow that's fucking deep.

>>545618886

this is incredible

>>545637042
>>545637090
*she (madeline)

>>545617219
>>545629331
look at dat bulge faggot

>>545635353
Beautiful

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>Hans ist traurig,denn er soll mit Aisha spielen geh'n.
>Dabei ist die Aisha wunderschön.
>Seine Eltern hatten nie kapiert, warum Hans sich so schlecht intergriert..

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>>545624362

Sht who remember? She stills in jail

>>545615916
Youre a fucking idiot. Theres no arguing about whos an oldfag anymore. If you were truley an oldfag you know we migrated already and that 4chan is just the gatekeeper for edgy kids and highschoolers.

>>545620265

A lot of these are glorious stories, but this one had me at niggermancers trap card. I haven't laughed that hard in years i think.

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>>545618886
TOP KEK HAHAHAHA

>>545635974
this is fake

>>545635501
I don't whether to laugh of to cry.

>>545620203
You dumb fuck, you saved the thumbnail didn't you?

>>545638641
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

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>>545615472
This pic happened last year and i bet you don't even remember, fuckboy

i didnt get here until 2009, what does that make me? a newfag?

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Oldfaggs will remember....

>>545639065
Yes.

>>545615472
Stop trying to act old.

>>545639174
I got here an hour go. Does that make me a "newfag"? ("newfag" is 4chantalk for noob right?)

>>545617219
I don't get it.

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>>545639627

>Be me, high school senior
>A set of Chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year
>ohgreatmorechinks.jpeg
>It was a boy and a girl: Ving and Ling Chinkychonkysomethingsomething
>Parents must have been wasted on sake to think of those gems
>Both are in my trig class
>Ving sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool guy
>He tells me I can cheat off his tests if I do one thing for him
>I'm failing trig, I'd sell my soul for his test answers
>"Sure, anything..."
>He asks me how to legally change his name
>He's sick of having a stupid-ass Chink name like Ving
>I can't say I blame him
>Ask him what he wants his new name to be
>"Lee. Like, General Lee."
>Soundsgoodtome.jpeg
>Ling overhears us from a few rows away
>Says that his name has been passed down for generations
>His parents would disown him if he changed it
>Ving doesn't give a shit
>I offer to drive him to town hall after school
>Ling insists on tagging along
>Shrug, drive them both
>Walk into town hall, Ving goes straight to the desk
>Demands a form, pulls out birth certificate
>shitjustgotreal.jpeg
>Starts scribbling down info on name-change sheet
>Suddenly looks conflicted
>Tears start welling
>Apparently that ancestral shit runs deep
>Tells receptionist he can't do it
>She says the process has already started
>He'll have to pay a fee to cancel his request
>Stupid-ass small-town laws
>Ling is just glad he changed his mind, grabs some cash from her purse
>About to hand it to the receptionist when a dude bursts into the town hall
>Short, elderly Asian man, neon shorts, American flag t-shirt and Ray Bans
>Someone's gone full fuckin 'murican
>Ving stares at the man, tears dripping down his yellow cheeks
>"Dad...?"
>Dad runs up and embraces son
>Huge smile on his face
>"Don't stop. Be Lee, Ving
>Hold on to that fee, Ling..."

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>>545639065
Only if you don't understand the culture.
I've been here since 2011 and I consider myself a midfag

>>545639704
Is an obvious joke an obvious troll, Heaven?

>>545620914
lol dude "You may want to be aware that your life is being ruined on the internet"

>how do I make it stop
>The damage is being done

Hilarious. I never know what whiteknights get out of notifying people that their shit is on here, we'll just fuck with them more if they get on and ask us to stop. The real whiteknights just report the threads.

>>545633373

I was there for the An Hero thread he made the next fucking day. Didn't cap it, but the shittertub was full of his blood.

Good times.

>>545640532
what "culture"? you mean bronies, aspies, and traps?

I have transcripts from a guy from the netherlands about how he found a girl about to commit suicide and asked her if he could have her life since she didnt want it. Long story short, they did random stuff, fell in love, she got killed and he was going to commit suicide in some number of days. I'd post it but it's on another computer. Anyone have screencaps?

>>545617219
too soon

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>>545627813
This was the best thing i've ever read. 10/10 I love you

>>545627727
>Implying that whole thread wasn't OP

>>545627595
that poor poor loser so much feels

>>545644414
I felt his emotions when reading it

>>545634269
>He doesn't forgive, he does not forget, his group has over 9000 penises and they're all raping children

Tears

>>545634265
I don't get it.

>>545645372

His post has a shitload of 7's

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screencapped this a while ago, thought it was funny

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obligatory neal

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>>545624359
what kind of question is that?

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>>545627595

>>545635828
read it, 6/10
wasn't worth it

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>>545615472

>>545617219
Huh, I had that same chair

>>545648363
what was win?

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>>545648525

>>545620065
Oh shit I'm dying.

>>545635501
the dude using AA instead of NA really confuses me, could someone explain?

>>545620265
Stories like this make me believe that there truly is justice in the world...

>>545615181
greatest shit ever

>>545627595
holy fuck that is wrong on just about every level.

every single person in that story is a fuckwit and needs to be locked away somwhere

>>545627595
this one makes me legitimately rage. goddamn the feels. shoulda beat the piss outta oldfag. ruined his fucking life. i dont think his wife would take kindly to him fucking an underage girl!

>>545626410
Did UTV ever react to this?

>>545633852
>that fucking fish flying to space
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD

>>545622943
Long ago in a distance land, I, Moot: shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But foolish white knights wielding fedoras stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck I tore open a portal in time where my evil is law. Now the fools seek to return to the past and undo the future that is MOOT!

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maybe not the "best", but still good for a chuckle

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>>545623169
NOT the bees! Don't kill the bees! NO NO NO BEEEEEEEEEES!

/r/ing the one where that butcher killed OP because he thought OP fucked his daughter.

Also /r/ing the one where some anon had a stroke and his posted ended like thdw9rueufesd89

>>545646201
Sounds like Red Dawn (original)

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>>545637823
part two, i love this guy

This has been a great thread. Thank you to all the anons who have kept it bumped. I have been browsing it slowly over the last 3 or 4 hours.

>>545652636
Those were some good reads. I'm always hesitant to read stuff that long but it's definitely worth it.

>>545652446
Post the original comments by that guy, they are way better.

>>545651894
i lold

>>545653345
was he dox?

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>>545653515

idk mate.

>>545627595
Shit. I actually feel bad for beta OP. Wonder what happened next.

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>>545653536
>.gif

>>545653536
Seen it before but still hilarious

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Always good for a chuckle

>>545620914
>i'm responsible for two of the things there

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>>545655313
well fuck you could have mentioned it earlier, here you go!