ITT: Weird shit you do that if people knew you did it, no one

it's late i guess no one is here.

just finished hand washing my pantie collection.

i stare at pics noticing at certain angles and with todays overexposed technology - nearly all photos are see through or have that capability... up to the point of x-ray... though it takes too much time and decent software...

I also watch skype vids of my x cheating on me while on skype with me. not going emo... masturbating... we are a strange race i swear

I pick my nose

>>544730449
any pics to prove that you do this?

>>544731036

sorta kinda yes...should b e a ton more but in the end I never save final result. it's like I'm scared for people to see why ... yeah... the thing i dont want people to know i do ya know

>>544730645
this

>>544731273
thats the point i guess. pretty weird

you could make money off of yours doe

A while back I stayed over a friends house drinking. I ended up passing out his sisters room. During the night i cummed on her bed, on her white pillow case & pocket about 6 pairs of her used panties & managed one bra.
I took them home the next day covered myself in them & played with myself with her panties. & of added them to my collection, as we'll.

I like loli and I'm asexual.

I have anal sex with women in the doggie style position for the sole purposes of procreation

i've talked shit about everyone in my life at least once. my parents, my lovers, my friends, my acquaintances, coworkers, you name it.
but at least i don't try and pretend i'm nice. i'm a dickhead.

>>544729016
same story same thing no judgement

>>544731370
from a marketing point of view... what is my target audience lol ... legit how would I without coming across as a creeper deluxe

>>544729016
I once went into a public toilet, opened the tampon bin and licked a bloody one while I wanked.

I suck my own dick all the time. and watch tranny porn. But i don't like men . and wouldn't have sex with one.

cheated on my girlfriend with my little sister. no regrets

>>544729016
I jerk off on my webcam with either guys or girls watching me on chat rooms, admittedly more guys watch. I get off on being watched and I guess it's not that weird but it's still something I never talk about

>>544733336
I do the same thing on adult friend finder
I broadcast, then lots of older men start watching for some reason
Some older women do too
one time this older woman kept begging me to show face and stand up and stuff

>>544732049
She knows.

>>544733214
you should maybe regret that one

>>544733214
How old is your little sister?

>>544733579
i should, but it just doesnt bother me :/
>>544733946
13. im 15

>>544733572
I'll have that happen too except it's guys telling me to stand up and show my ass. I just ignore it.

Older women are awesome to get because they really get into it. I got a few that had a mic and kept talking dirty and saying all kinds of shit. Good times.

>>544734356
if my report button wasn't disappeared i would have

>>544734356
you will when you're older.

>sitting at computer
>get urge
>go upstairs
>go into bathroom
>pull pants down
>sit on toilet
>wait a minute to let the shit in my colon get itself in order
>shit log into toilet
>sit there for a few minutes reveling in the backwards buttfuck you just had
>didn't cum this time
>shit
>pull out toilet paper
>wipe
>study what's in the shit
>have names for all the different types of corn is in his shit
>put shit close to nose
>take deep sniff
>repeat over and over until I'm clean (I deep clean)
>stand up
>pull up pants
>go to bedroom
>turn on some stoner metal
>go to sleep because of how great that poop was

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>>544734575
You live your life on your terms when you can. I respect that, I hereby dub you the Bathroom Baron.

>>544734452
Oh yeah.. They are both children now. He's fucked his lifelong relationship with his sister

>>544734834
*tips top hat*

>>544735013
his entire family if anyone else finds out. what a fucking jerry springer level retard. family is much too important.

>>544734356
Don't try to intimidate your little sister into silence either, you little faggot. One day she will be far from your influence and have a boyfriend/husband who will beat the shit out of you - perhaps even with your own father.

Stay away from her, you disease.

>>544735139
only did it like 3 times. havent done it again in over half a year. besides, the chick i was with was an extremely annoying, psycho bitch

>>544735367
didn't happen like that, but ok

>be high school senior
>be in locker room one day after track practice
>wait till everyone leaves
>sit for a bit waiting for anyone else to come in
>realize I'm really alone
>think of shit to do
>walk around with my dick out
>decide to go all in, walk around naked
>still alone
>have to piss
>guess I'll just leave and pi-.. Wait a second..
>magnificent idea
>piss into lost and found
>piss all over lockers
>some kid left a book
>piss all over it
>have water bottle
>piss in it
>take a few sips
>kinda tasty, feels really wrong, I get a boner
>jack off
>cum into bottle
>shake it up
>pour piss cum concoction into lost and found
>get dressed
>leave
>feel like an asshole
>dgaf, feel good for being an asshole and not getting caught
That was 2 days ago
I'm thinking of trying to get into same situation in girls locker room, dunno how I'll get in there alone tho

>>544735480
im sorry but having a psycho girlfriend isn't a reasonable explanation for sleeping with your extremely young sister. i feel bad for you and your family life but you have ruined your relationship with your nuclear family for ever. maybe only you and your sister will know about it but everyone else in your family will feel something off.

All guys steal panties. I literally have a laundry bucket filled with 60 pairs. All in marked bags with names.

My gf kept wondering where her panties went after she kept giving her keys to her lady friend and her bf.

I then cooly explained that all guys take them and admitted I did too.

She finally understood in disgust.

>>544736807
I don't steal panties. that's just rude. how would you like it if your underwear kept going gone and u had to a lot of them a lot of time?

>>544736807
im planning on stealing a pair of my gf's panties but i dont want her to notice. she'll judge the shit out of me.

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>>544729016
>12 years old
>Staying at aunt's house while parents are on vacation
>Have female cousin the same age
>They go to softball tournament or something another
>Get bored
>Snoop around her room and find panties
>Sniff them
>Try on thong to see what it was like
>Masturbated to the panties and thrill of not knowing when they were coming back

>>544737180
Wait no.. I think I was 14

>>544737180
that chick is french as fuck
>dem leg hairs

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>I play videogames on the easiest difficulty because I like the story

>>544737392
same. i never played halo on anything other than easy. or cod (world at war only)
. the plots were just very interesting to me

>>544734356
Post her pic, that's fucking hot. Also, don't listen to faggots in this thread. You're a god among men.

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>>544737274
I don't see a problem.

>>544729016
>unbeknownst to her
nice

>>544737737
sauce?

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>>544737180

I use a glove when I wipe my ass, and use my finger to push a baby wipe inside my ass about half way to the 2nd knuckle i gotta bees clean

hello

Well here is my story:
>15yo
>friends mom is hot
>drives me back from school
>wears super sexy stockings
>fishnet ones
>one day one of friends invites me to house
>mom is not there
>same mom that drives me back from school
>we drink a few beers with other friends at house
>everyone falls asleep at 1 am
>except me
>I go to his moms room
>feeling excited and nervous as fuck
>I open a wardrobe
>see bunch of panties in a shelf
>take silky pair that feels amazing
>have the time of my fucking life
>best orgasm I ever fucking had
>unfortunately didn't think about stockings
>but i don't give a shit
>to this day she doesn't know
>she is still super sexy imo

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>>544738332
Hello

>>544738387
Not worn panties, what the fuck, why not?

>>544738387
What is wrong with you? Why did yon not steal tem panties??

>>544738556
Too risky. Friends were still over. House is a medium apartment. However, all rooms are linked by some other huge room.

Anyways, another story
>13
>sleeping at friends house
>go to toilet
>it's 4am
>we're still awake
>in bathroom friends moms bra is on floor
>after a nice shit and a bit of thinking
>decide to take bra and try it on
>me gusta
>I masturbate
>feels great
>that is the story of the beginning of my underwear fetish

I take facebook photos of girls (and, honestly, sometimes guys) and shop them onto random porn pics of chicks and trannys. I then masturbate furiously and delete them.

I don't keep them because I can't get off unless I shop them immediately beforehand. I have no idea why, been doing this since high school (I'm 32). My wife knows and shes cool with it as long as I don't do it to her.

Oh yeah and next time I'm stealing some panties. I can't resist.

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>>544729016
Stealing is bad, mmkay?

>>544739021
Woops I meant 23.

>>544738938
You will and you will enjoy them.
I used to sneak into my step sisters room when everyone was gone, smell and lick her dirty panties.

She was so hot and older than me when we first met she said she thought i was cute, she was 18 at least when I did that, cause they were looking for a car for her to go to college with.

I can still remember the smell and taste

>>544732396
You mean you're a virgin an a pedophile... Me too.

>I eat my own cum

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>>544733336
I randomly trawl gay webcam chat rooms for desperate old men to watch me fap. I get a thrill knowing these old bastards are enjoying it, hen the mood strikes and circumstance allows I want to fuck myself on a plug and call one of them daddy

I also roleplay on line as underage traps or lesbians

>>544740023

Same, and it's all fun and games until I cum and then I feel like a piece of shit.
Also I fuck my self in the ass with a prostate dildo on cam.
IReallyShouldStopDoingThis.jpg

>>544739883
considering how much porn features that particular kink...I'd say it's pretty much on the same level as a foot fetish, i.e. rather common.

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>>544738325

I fap to MLP porn, loli and guro

>>544729016
When I have friends over or I´m at a house party, I wait till everyone´s asleep or gone and then I sniff hot girl´s shoes.

I fucked my sister several times 5 years ago.

>>544729016

-i make very little money
-i dont go out as often as other people
-i hate sports

>>544733214
I'm 20 and I'm fucking my 13 year old cousin now.

Somehow over the year it slowly went from hanging out, to cuddling watching movies, then one night I just started playing with her ear lobes and she lost it, then the next night she slept in my room, pretty much let me do whatever with her tits.

She's really into nipple play, twisting and licking them, gets her really horny. She has some nice C cups, pretty banging body for 13 and she's like a neko I guess. She meows and purrs and it's pretty hot, says I'm her master and shit.

It's fucking worth the sneaking around parents/her parents, and she's going to be like a 10/10 when she's 18 so I'm going to try to make this last. It's been fucking awesome guiding her as she sucks my dick, she's getting better but her mouth is too small for my 7"x6" cock, so the teeth are still a problem,but I'm instructing her how to use her tongue more and not jerk me like she's trying to start a fire.

She takes the dick like a champ though, says she'll do anything for me. Eh she might be crazy and is most definitely in love with me, but this is a 1 in a million chance, because I'm sure she'll never say shit. Being attractive is pretty awesome, and it's been more fun than any other girl I've been with. Just because she's so underaged and is my cousin, the taboo of it, I literally do porn star cumshots after fucking her. Shit is fucking awesome.

>>544740023

WELL, SHIT, SON

>>544737392

THIS too. i would cop such flak if anybody knew

>>544740501
cool story brah

>>544740274
Don'twe all?

>Be ~10/11
>Have extremely catholic cousins
>stay at their house a lot
>have girl cousin
>she's ~5-6 years older
>steal her panties/bras
>lick them, jack off, cum on them

>be ~14-16
>have friend with a ridiculously sexy sister. she is so sexual
>always talks about sex with us
>I used to ALWAYS go in their bathroom and dig through her dirty laundry
>cute panties ALWAYS had cum on them
>I would eat that shit up and cum hard
>one morning she left a pair of black sweat pants she was sleeping in
>wearing no panties obvy
>there was a goldmine of fresh clear cum on them
>licked that shit up and cum on her toothbrush
>continue to do this and cum on her toothbrush/retainer all the time until she moves out.

God she was so sexy.

>>544736975
That's actually funny that you asked me that, because I have dated 4 girls now who don't own any panties nor wear them for that sole reason. They were all 7s or above and their panties kept disappearing when they were younger. I was disappointed too, because I wasn't able to keep one as a trophy of all the girls I fucked.

>>544737075
Dude, girls have no idea. Just take one. They get lost or break anyway. The ballsiest thing I ever did was talk to this Spanish chick who was leaving the US in one day and was doing laundry in the community laundry room. I asked her if she liked me and she said yes. Her English wasn't that good, so I showed her how much that meant to me by putting her hand at my errect cock in my pants. She freaked and left. So I stole a pair of her shitstained panties out of the wash. She added me on Facebook, so I always fantasize about posting a pic of her shitty panties under her pic of herself infront of the mormon temple.

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>>544740213
Well im off to drop one...stay strong man

>>544737392
>>544737541
I hope you guys die in the most painfull way

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>>544734575
topkek

>>544740394
and not posting greentext story
>the fuck is wrong with you niga

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>>544740176
TheRideNeverEnds.rar
It's a sick thrill until that exact moment. It is also my wish to one day awaken as one of my fantastic traps and make bank whoreing myself out online

Fapped to various photos of sisters

When I still lived with them when we were younger would go in one of their rooms when home alone, put on all their clothes and cover myself with their bras/panties and have an ultra fap all over the place.

Fapped while on phone with mom holding a conversation and watching fucked up porn, paranoid that she knows

Came in my mouth 4-5 times

Used to hold my piss so I can get erect, piss in my mouth and jerk off while in shower

Used to stick many things up my ass while jerking off and licked off the shit residue

When I was little I would try to force my cats to lick my penis while I jerked off, would trap them under my blankets

Jacked off to videos and pictures of myself

Jacked off to pictures of sisters with their babies in the frame and while pregnant

Let dog give me oral 3 times, on one occasion mom opened my door to hand me a glass of water (I was sick) and quickly left like she hadn't seen anything and never spoke of it ever.

All of this shit fucking haunts me. Once every few months I'll slip and get so horny that the taboo nature of fapping to a picture of one of my sisters makes it way back into my fap session. I only masturbate like 3 times a month at this point, I fapped every day for like 4-5 years when I was 12 and so forth. I fucking hate myself. I fucking hate myself so much. I'm trash. Probably killing myself soon anyway.

Do I win?

>>544741185
>I fucking hate myself. I fucking hate myself so much. I'm trash. Probably killing myself soon anyway.
So why do you feel compelled to do it then? Should let a shrink sort that out for you.

>Do I win?
Nope. I'd say the Tiger Blood melted your face off.

>>544741185
10/10 if true
13/10 if troll
8/10 if copypasta
At least stream your suicide for us

>>544741329
Would never speak a word of this shit to anybody
Would probably have to an hero if I tried

When I get horny I pretty much lose everything I was and become a psychopath with the sole intention of having the most taboo cum ever

>>544741420
>When I get horny I pretty much lose everything I was and become a psychopath with the sole intention of having the most taboo cum ever

Nah. You just jerk of to stuff you think is naughty.

Rapists do bad shit to get off.

>>544741185
>feeling guilty about fapping to relatives
doesn't hurt anybody. the animal stuff needs controlling, though.

>aunt gave me her old PC because she didn't need it anymore
>put in hard drive dock
>run hard drive recovery tools on it
>found strip dancing video, full tits and ass
>shit is so cash
>jack it to it once in a while

You think I give a fuck? No. I have bigger problems, and so does everyone else.

Also, let this be a dual-lesson to /b/
>if you want to let somebody potentially jack it to you, give them a PC with a recycle binned porn video
>if you want to jack it to somebody, run hard drive diagnostics on PCs

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>>544737737
>>544737180
had to dig deep to find this one

>>544741537
The animal stuff isn't recent, that was like 8-14 years old. 18 now. I like to think I'd never do that again considering I fucking despise people who hurt animals and really love animals.

For some reason being a good person is important to me so this shit is really eating me up inside. Nowhere near my biggest problems though, of course.

>>544741651
>had to dig deep
Posting puddems.
Do you even /b/?

>>544741704
sure don't nigger. jusst know i had this one pic of this bitch out of my thousands of other pics of other bitches. Sorry I don't know every camwhore on the internet.

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>>544741653
You should probably get on some pills.

I'll be honest, from one incestbro to another you'll probably never stop liking weird as fuck porn.
It's a part of you now, and trust me it doesn't matter what you masturbate to unless you keep it in your pants outside of your designated jacking area.
Makes you a bad person if you get all rapey, otherwise, all good.

You can stop being lethargic/depressed/anxious all the time though, the issues are linked but separate, if that makes sense.
Weird porn is the symptom, and the abuse you likely suffered in the disease.

Anyway, just keep jacking it. Is all fine.

i like to dress as a pirate when i torrent files and i never seed. arrrrrrrrrgggggg!!!!!

i'm 19 years old and i'm making 3k euro a week, if my family get to know they will never forgive me because we have 2 people with serious health problems. And i watch gay and tranny porn, i'm sure i'm not gay maybe i'm bi-curious shit. porno ruined me i have +130gb of porn and i have some under 18 videos not hardcore shit but still illegal.

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>>544741795
>Sorry I don't know every camwhore on the internet.
You don't have to know them all to know that particular one...

>>544741845
I've been diagnosed with major depression for 6 years, has never went away

I don't see me ever getting help. Pretty sure I have judged myself guilty and am about to hand out my own death sentence very soon because I'm about to be homeless.

There is the guilt with all the fucked up shit, then there is the "bigger problems" intertwining with eachother in one big fucked up knot of unfuckery. Guilt is nowhere near my core issue, but it's whats stopping me from getting help I'm pretty sure.

Sorry for derailing thread for normalfags with irrelevancy, only place I would mention a speck of this shit so making use of opportunity.

Threadsdeadanyway

>Be ~10/11
>Have extremely catholic cousins
>stay at their house a lot
>have girl cousin
>she's ~5-6 years older
>steal her panties/bras
>lick them, jack off, cum on them

>be ~14-16
>have friend with a ridiculously sexy sister. she is so sexual
>always talks about sex with us
>I used to ALWAYS go in their bathroom and dig through her dirty laundry
>cute panties ALWAYS had cum on them
>I would eat that shit up and cum hard
>one morning she left a pair of black sweat pants she was sleeping in
>wearing no panties obvy
>there was a goldmine of fresh clear cum on them
>licked that shit up and cum on her toothbrush
>continue to do this and cum on her toothbrush/retainer all the time until she moves out.

God she was so sexy.

>3yrs ago, live with roommate
>roommate has gf
>start filming rommates gf in the shower and the toilet
>piss in her drink while shes on the toilet
>smear shit in her food when she leaves it unwatched for a few minutes
>use her toothbrush on and in my asshole, seconds before she uses it
>piss on her freshly washed clothes
>never got caught
>still fap to the thought of all the things i did and the videos

>>544742424
best thing i saw all of her holes close up

>>544741185
>>544739502
>>544729016
>>544742424
>>544742337

Great stories, thanks anons!
I used to do this creeper stuff years ago, it's nice to know that I wasn't alone.

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Every 3:15 pm this 13 year old girl passes by my house from school. The first couple of times I just waved at her. After a dozen of times she started to wave back. After two months I got the urge and when she passed by I took out my cock and gently stroked it. She started to wave but as soon as she saw my cock she put her hand down. So after doing it for almost a week she started to stop and see me stroke it for a minute then leave. So after 3 months it was so normal that she saw me took out my cock and she looked around and bended over proceded to moon me. Then one day she took out her tits and the her tiny pussy. After half a year one day I went to check my mail and I found a note with a small white and pink panty in it, the note read "hey mister how are you, i'm good. Here is my dirty gym panty for you. Love, Ana. I'm 13 by the way. Take care!". I sniffed those sweat soaked panties so much I almost suffocated. Two years later (now actually). We started to talk for five min everytime she passed, we would show each others privates but never touch. She promised me her virginity when she turns 16, which is the legal age. So now I just play the waiting game. I'm 26 btw.

>>544742976
>pic not related

>>544742976

Why wait? Be alpha, talk her into it NOW!

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>>544735367

cancer

>>544743076
She turns 16 in a couple months, I can wait it out.

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>>544742735

>>544735367
You ain't from around here are you

Damn, so much potential serial killers in this thread. Scary.

>>544729016
"Browse 4chan." I have told no one that I frequent this site. If my friends knew I think they would think less of me or not like me as much. This is the worst place on the internets.

>>544738027
user: gingerpuss on Reddit

>>544740658
That wasn't cum, you moron. Women lubricate constantly, most of the time it's a white fluid. You men are fucking clueless.

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>>544743215
BUT THEN IT'S TO LATE

>>544743980
What do perverts have to to with serial killers?

The new site from Pedo-Bear (daily updated).

http://huanu.co/DHRCK

>>544744250
Oh, quite a lot. Fucking your sister, your much younger cousin, collecting panties from women who do not want todo have anything todo do with you... Sounds like things only a sociopath would do. I hace read a lot about serial killers, and they aaaall start this way - sexually motivated.

>>544744384
Fucking spanish autocorrect... all "todo"s are "to"s

>>544744384
Hmm okay, it seems to me it is the other way around. Serial Killer mostly start off as perverts. But only a small amount of perverts get to be serial killers. There are just way too many perverted people for this to be true.

>>544744384
depends
>does your sister want it
>does your cousin want it
>are you at least around the same age
I'm fine with this. Pedos less fine, but otherwise, fine.

The panties stuff is something way, way more people do than you'd think. Sorry to shatter your delusion.

>>544729016

Sauce on the pic anons ?! Remind me one of my ex

>>544737541
halo is best on heroic imho

>>544740501
if i believed it was true i would be so fucking jealous i swear god, that is like my biggest fantasy

>>544729719
I prefer hand soil my panty collection

>>544744513
>>544744475

I'm not saying all sexual deviants are sociopaths, nor that all sociopaths kill or harm society. Still, the matter of fact is most serial killers start this way. The thrill from doing the forbidden (incest, spying, playing around with a pre-adolescent as an adult, etc.) is like a drug, the more you take, the more you need in order for it to make an effect on you. And that can lead to some really bizarre shit.

>>544742976
Never. /b/ buys a lot of bullshit these days, but apart from you waving your cock out your window, none of this is true.