Omegle thread,
we post wins, stories and tags to use to get wins
>>723541577
win from like a year ago
>>723541855
2 dubs in a row
BEHOLD MY MASTERPIECE (this is an omegle raid thread now)
havent told anyone this but I have hit rock bottom so here it goes
>be me
>30 yo male neckberdian college dropout
>live with mom
>beta with no friends
>Only thing that made me happy was vidya and my mom
>had severe stutter when talking to people except mom
>love to talk to her and go to movies and other mother son things
>wanted to go an hero many times but I couldn’t because it would make her sad
>mom always did the best she could for me because it was just me and her
>my dad beat her bad until I was 2 then left
>only person that didn’t belittle me when I blocked or stammered
>I worked part time min wage jobs to “help” pay bills but she never made me if I wanted a new game
>she worked 2 jobs
>mom obviously feels bad for me and just lets me stay at her house and waste life on vidya
>one day I am downstairs playing vidya and hear a loud thud upstairs
>run upstairs after calling up with no reply
> mom unconscious on floor, slipped on rug and hit head pretty bad, lots of blood
>immediately dial 911
>try to exclaim what’s going on but im stutterin so hard
>operator hardly knows theres someone on the otherside of line because im struggling to get a word out
>takes a solid 5 minutes to explain and give my street address.
>look over at mom
> hold her
>she looks up at me and softly says “it’s okay anon”
> y-you can’t go mom
>she just smiles the warmest smile
>feel the life leave her body minutes before the ambulance arrives
>I couldn’t even speak a handful of words to save her life
>I’m sorry mom
>>723541102
Look on the bright side OP, now there's no reason not to kys.
Cops are heroes. All you whiners complaining how they target minorities need to shut the fuck up. If you walk like a gangster, talk like a gangster, wear clothes like you think your a gangster or basically anything imitating a gangster, you deserve to be shot. It just portrays that you are up to had shit and by all means should be stopped. We don't need this retarded gangster bullshit on our streets, Or anywhere. Grow the fuck up and stop making yourselves targets.
>>723540999
Trepz kahnferm
>>723540999
I've rarely seen any cop hate on this board so I don't know who you are referring to.
>inb4 some nigger.
I've never met a cop who wasn't the biggest pussy in their high school. The last cop I stomped to a pulp was my father. Cops are wannabe/losers whom no one wants to be around.
Passed out chick bubble butt in front of me ... should I cum on it?
>>723541737
Not unless you enjoy prison bbc
Do you want Uncle Mike to cum on yours in prison?
>>723541737
Show more of her ass without pants
Text message take over
I am in need of a program i can install ota, wifi, and text from from the phone remotely. But, it must show both incoming and outgoing messages on the phone.
Any suggestions or proven methods?
>>723538586
Tried cerebus but it doesnt text and show the outgoing message that you are texting with.
>>723540242
Nothing? No one?
How do I become a pilot?
pic related, it's a pilot
>www.google.com
>>723539107
Get a facial tattoo and memorize the Quran.
>>723539107
Go for one of the new MPL schemes to avoid the risk of completing your training and having a large debt but being unable to find an airline job. Getting your first airline job is very very tough.
5 years ago family died in a car crash.
yesterday our beloved family pet cat shot dead by my neighbor. while hes playing in my backyard. the bastard broke in my fenced property killed my cat. I'm very devastated about it. we really love this cat.
I really wanted to murder this hick but I can't bring myself to doing it. because it'll ruin my life.
I also think of suicide but. I can't do it because I'm still hoping that one day everything will be better.
I don't know what to do.
>>723538112
kill yourself
>>723538112
Kill yourself and the hillbilly
Call the guy and invite him over, then call the police and tell them this crazy asshole who killed your cat has just threatened to come over and shoot you. When the guy comes, shoot him dead and then tell the police they shouldn't have taken so long when they get there
So, /b/
>.....
After all these years, are you still
>.....
Crescent Fresh?
>>723539172
No. Nobody cares about that bullshit anymore.
>>723539172
I gotta know, so please tell me bro, the /b/ board of 4chan is where I go
am I crescent fresh? please unchain my flesh
>>723539172
hell yeah sifel and ollie rule
ITT: Shit black people don't do
>>723537953
their taxes
>>723537953
Have jobs, fathers, or a reasonable expectation of just treatment in the court system.
Faggot.
Have jobs
let's get one going boys
Fuck this fucking price of shit, every time I have a symptom and look it up the first two results are an infection or a rare cancer that only 5,000 people get a year and your symptoms just happen to match so you go to a specialist and your flipping shit at them to give you a MRI scan because your lymph node felt tender and swollen and just so you shut the fuck up they do it and it cakes back negative and you get a fat medical bill, and the doctor prescribes you antibiotics and the whole thing clears up within a fucking week.
How the fuck do I get out of this infinite loop of thinking I have a rare disease that will kill me?
Lol OP it sounds like you have hypochondria. Go to a phychologyst instead
>>723539321
ah haaa
>price of shit
What's your favorite punishment for a misbehaving school girl?
Diapers
>>723537388
Death
castration
Im a fat guy and i dont want to miss out on the best years of my life. right now im exercising daily and not eating carbs, but i want to hear from you all about how you lost weight, kept it off, etc. thanks :)
good luck anon. look for results in the mirror, not the scale.
Work shoulders and chest a lot. You'll look great in anything other than skin tight shirts, and one day you'll catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and suddenly you'll go "holy shit, I can do this," and then build up from there.
Plus you end up looking like a buff ass teddy bear in sweaters.
>>723540837
I get called a teddy bear a lot, which i guess is good, but i know why... a buff ass teddy bear sounds a lot nicer, thanks for reply
*blocks your path*
fuck it ill go to sleep on the floor
>>723539432
yo bitch show me your spell cards
I am the strongest in all of gensokyo
no one can stop me
>>723539432
Too old.
6/10 sends this
Trips decides
Only if we can do some weird shit
send "ass to mouth?"
Only if you eat my shit