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>du bist viel zu weich und lässt nicht locker! sei mal etwas gleichgültiger/angepisster auf die.

sollte ich ja... ich weiß nur nicht wie

komm ich an mit
>du warst die letzte woche über sehr schweigsam was kommunikation angeht
kommt sie mit
>ich hab dir doch gesagt das alles gut ist

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Vier gewinnt?
Gelb beginnt.
Dubs usw.
Entscheiden die Reihe.

Gebt mir meine KONDOME!!!

Ive told the story here a few times but I did a little over 5 years for assault with a deadly weapon with intent to maim (it was a plea deal from attempted murder)

>>743583077
>Ive told the story here a few times
care to tell it again?
checked

>>743583077
>out drinking with some friends
>friend has words with random bar fly
>leaving an hour later
>barfly is waiting outside
>friend and guy get into fight
>from nowhere barfly's friend sucker punches my friend
>2 guys now kicking unconscious friend in head
>nope
>I stab the first guy 3 times in the back
>stab second guy in the arm and hand
>try to scoop my friend up and get out of there
>take maybe 5 steps before cops show up

And that is how I became a 29 year old forever NEET. No one wants to hire the heavily tattooed violent felon with no work experience or skills

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>>743584027

because we can.

>>743576603
Because they have an abundance of resources

>>743576603
Capitalism.

That would be me

I'm Dirty Dan!

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>>743583772

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>>743584006

What the fuk is a steam thread?

wha

Can anyone gift me payday 2 ultimate edition
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Sawblade06/

I wouldn't suck this, faggot.

>>743570977
I feel bad for these horsecocks who can't even get hard
Also, would not suck a black dick because gross

Probably take her somewhere nicer then that shitty lake or whatever it is.

>>743572614
I would empty my ball on those tits.

>>743572614
Ask her to breastfeed me

Thanks Magikarp

Thanks Magikarp

Thanks Magikarp

Bump for interest

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>>743561999
Nope, 908 only here. However......if anyone in this thread can guess my exact town, we can meet up for a smoke my treat. Or if you are a femanon maybe some sex and smoking.......

>>743561999
wowser

>>743570663
What the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch

No u

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>>743570663

yes, he will be tried for treason by Ruth Bader Ginsburg. When he is found guilty, he will be hanged by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on his soul. Then Barack Obama will probably be installed as President since he has the most recent experience.