Game thread
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tits
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tits and face
Girls with colored hair
young and saggy thread
22 yo girlfriend
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nice
This was yesterday. Cant stop thinking about it, and what she actually meant. Does this mean she wants me? Help a /b/rother out
she wants you
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yes you fucking cunt
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Lmao are you serious. Who is this stupid?
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I'd hang her up naked from the ceiling in that position. I'd whip her ass raw and shove a buttplug up her ass while tickling her feel to the point where she can't take it anymore. Then I'd cut her down, remove the buttplug and roughly penetrate ebb and every one of her holes with my cock.
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would tier her down on the bed ass up and fuck her asshole every time i got home from work.would leave her there so every day i'd have an ass to blow my load in and just use her as my cum dumpster
>>728906719
Tie her hands like that.
Slap her face with a big fat sausage and then stuff the whole thing down her throat.
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tie her hands and feet together and buttfuck her, get a bunch of guys from craigslist to come Finnish her off once her ass is destroyed
help complete a set?
When you had sex for the very first time, how long did you last?
>Lasted about 2 minutes
Bout 45 minutes
Two hrs. Didn't finish.
>>728903245
5 hours, not joking. Was 19 at the time.
Thicc thread
Rage thread
>be today
>me,wife, and son at grocery store
>paying for grocery's
>baggers dont work for market
>they voulenteer and do it for tips
>i know this and dont tip for such an easy task
>get ready to go to car
>lil old mexican lady
>"next time we work for tips, we dont work here, so we want tips" all bitchy
>lean in close because I cant hear well to get her to repeat
>acknowledged
>me "next time if you want a tip let me know Ill bag it myself"
>she is obviously upset
>"have a nice day"
>everyone else is looking mad at me because I didnt tip.
My wife is reserved amd didnt say anything but was obviously upset we were even pressured to give money for such a small task. Its like a homeless person sprays ya window and wipes it expecting money.
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If she needs it and you can give it, do it. If not and you know they ask for tips you should have done it by yourself. if you expected no backlash from a woman that's your fault
OP is a whiny faggot. Can we make it a birds with arms thread instead?
Shit thread but let me know when you need a bull for that reserved wife of yours OP
Sup /b/,
Britfag here, not going to go into a massive rant about why but, what does /b/ know about the cheapest and painless ways to commit suicide.
First option is to get pass-out drunk and lay my neck on a train track late at night.
Help me out /b/
Call 10 different suicide hotlines saying you've hung yourself and see if they call the cops for you. Once a few cops arrive, tackle them until they shoot you. Won't look like a suicide and will look like police brutality. Best part is, it doesn't cost anything. Worse case scenario though, they might not shoot you and you get arrested regardless.
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Sounds ambitious, but in Britain cops don't carry guns, so at best they'd beat me and I'd end up with a therapist watching my every move.
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I miss the old /b/ when there were real psychopath browsing here giving solid advice for this kind of stuff...
Pick one /b/ and why
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20 years rent free.
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20 years rent free.
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rent. youd save enough money to buy infinite hookers with better asses
96 is a rat. If you see the little prick ITT I want him dead.
You got it, boss.
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snitches get stitches
ITT kinda maybe useful superpowers
>The ability to force anyone to make this face for as long as you want, as often as you want. Pic related
Show me what you've got, cunts
The ability to change the time. But only the displayed time on clocks not the physical time.
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Ability to "reply to this post or you will never have a girlfriend ever"
The power to change my facial hair instantly and keep it that way for as long as I want. Instant change between beard/clean, don't have to worry about it growing out later.
milfcest
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I'm suppose to hear back from a few places today.
Hope something is available.
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I wish you luck.
I'm going to go cook up some breakfast since I'm hungry and stuff.