I fucked up so bad what the fuck do I do?
> be mtf 20
> be estranged from family for years bc tranny
> finally start speaking again
> start visiting
> family finally sees me and treats me as a gril
> family are asleep upstairs while I'm on the sofa
> use my 11 year old brother's laptop
> haven't had a phone or computer in a while so go on 4chan
> go on /gif/ and start jerking it
> about to cum so get tissues ready
> cum into tissue it was golrious
> think i'm done so remove tissue
> bad idea.jpg
> i'm not done
> cum all over my face, hair and clothes
> don't have a change of clothes
> can't go in the shower or start washing the clothes bc that will wake everyone up
> don't even have spray to attempt to covr the smell
> literally covered my tshirt and hoodie
Seriously what the fuck do I do? Is there anything I can do or just wait untill the morning for them to come down and accept my fate? I fucking stink of cum and my clothes are stained with it ven after trying to clean up best I can. I live a half hour train from them and have no money so am needing a ride from them? Fuck, fuck, fuck fuck
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>>731185294
hawt. pics plz
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first of all pics would be gud
then decide on what steps need to be taken
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>>731185294
Yep, that all checks out OP, you're a prime candidate for killing yourself.
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Anyone like my GFs ass?
General sharing GF/Wife thread...
pic related
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>>731200656
very much so
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>>731200656
I love it
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Cringe Thread.
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Good evening, Anonymous! How was your weekend? Is anything on your mind?
>Advice, Fortune-Telling, and Friendly Conversation!
>Tarot readings for trips.
>Leave a name and you will get a fortune cookie, if you don't feel like rolling.
>Trips can be donated to others.
>Have patience! Readings take time.
>Be kind and keep love in your heart!
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(where is edd to call me cringe?)
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>>731202553
Hello Reimu!!!!!
How goes everything?
Mantis
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>>731202553
Hello shrine..
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Last 2 digits is the amount of push up that you do
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gimme that 99 bich
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>>731197884
roll
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>>731197884
What if I can only max out at 40 and I get something higher than that?
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Have you ever killed an animal before /b/?
Post your stories.
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>>731198842
Shameless self-bumb. This is why /b/ is never interesting because you all want porn threads.
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I slapped a fly onto the table once
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>>731198842
I used to catch frogs in my friends pool and throw them at the side of his house as hard as I could. I did this every night during the summer for like 2 weeks and the frog corpses eventually built up and his mom found them and told my mom to send me to therapy.
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Pics you shouldn't share/ want more of continued
OP of this pic, are you here?
>>731192433
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What names automatically sound douchey?
>inb4 Chad & Brad
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paul beenis.
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preston, lance, Pierce
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>>731195689
Hunter
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I haven't fapped or watched porn for 3 weeks and I noticed I have a shit ton of energy and motivation. I've been breezing through my final exams with near-perfect scores easily.
This leads me to the next question, was porn created by our overlords in order to keep us sedated and lazy? If you think about it, it's basically like being given a drug to make sure you don't start questioning the things our politicians and ruling class does.
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I just started again.
This will be the 4th cycle.
Ready to get some inner peace.
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>>731202016
sure it was
sex is supposed to be holy and private
its the most intimate thing you can do as human and now look what it is now
if you wantt o fight the evil stop with fap first
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>>731202016
Yes. Porn is meant to pacify and feminize you as a means of control:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWM4bJNpch0
fb / insta thread v2
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Guy thinks I'm a 15 year old grill, 6 picks what I say
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Ask him to put a sharpie in his pooper
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Traps are gay
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why dont you take a seat right over there
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Age of Death thread
>last two digits equal your age of death
>if you roll below your current age it equals your current age
>if you roll trips or higher, take your last two digits and add 50
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>>731199901
lol
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>>731199999
lol
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>>731199999
F u c k y o u
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Nostalgia thread
what do you miss?
optional rule, you nostalgia, you drink a shot
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>>731197956
>I owned that
i didn't ask for these feels
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Miss playing with Ninja Turtle action figures and my dad getting pissed that i was up so late. Grabs me by the arm to my room and dislocates it. Afraid of most human contact 25years later.
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>>731197956
>my friend had one but my family couldn't afford one
Part of what made me the man I am today. God bless.
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Roll trips and this cheeseburger gets shoved up my ass
>inb4 OP wont deliver
>inb4 OP is a faggot
>inb4 Thats a McDouble not a cheeseburger
OP. WILL. DELIVEER.
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>>731201123
roll
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Wow
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timestamp
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Gigantiboobs thread- clothing toptional
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>>731196862
sauce