Milf thread
First time Flight help thread i guess?
> be me
> 23
> live in WI
> have never left the state further than Chicago IL or Des Moine IA
> booked my flight for my future bro in laws bachelor party
> strippersandcocaine.jpeg
> have never flown before
> party is in less that 2 weeks
> frantically looking around Google so Im prepared dont lose my spaghetti doing this
So a few questions first and any other advise would be great.
1) im trying to fly with pot(want to bring some with me and a brownie for the flight) also if i dont have a brownie how can I smoke on the flight if at all
2) will a regular sized backpack be fine for a carry on (flying SW)
3) generally anything that I should look out for
come on /b/ help a dumb ass sheltered Wisconsin boy out
bumpin with my girl tay tay
>>734486327
>1) im trying to fly with pot(want to bring some with me and a brownie for the flight) also if i dont have a brownie how can I smoke on the flight if at all
Let the flight attendant know you want to blaze. Most are stoners themselves and will hook you up with a special safe spot to do so.
>2) will a regular sized backpack be fine for a carry on (flying SW)
Absolutely.
>3) generally anything that I should look out for
Southwest flights are full of cackling old ladies
why are pale girls so beautiful?
>>734479521
seems like an asian/indian thing
white ppl in the states seem to prefer tanned/sunburned chicks for whatever reason (maybe they're closet african-american lovers?)
but yeah, light is nicer imho too
>>734479521
less nigger => more beautiful
>>734479521
i like pale girls too
had an albino fetish for years but never met one irl and most of them looks like pancake mix covered demons anyways
g/fur 3
>select all images with belts
ITT: We post strange things
Hillary visits your apartment
i bet he's the master of doing the worm
>>734484718
fleshlight
Chubby Thread!
MI Sluts
Portland here
>>734483920
bump
734 here
What's your wierdest porn fertish /b/??
Im really starting to dig pregnant bitches after 2 yearls being obsessed with facials, but when I did it in real life I was like mehh
Pregnant bitches are great. Can't get pregnant (for the dumb fags) so you can empty your load in them. They are usually quite willing to fuck (if the father to the child has left them) so they are seeking comfort. Big fucking tits. Hormones also makes them crave dick.
>>734483056
I have an insatiable fart fetish.
Let's get creepy.
Cuck thread.
My girlfriend is a pretty popular cosplayer.
I just scheduled her to be fucked by two complete strangers in a couple of weeks.
A bit excited and nervous. What are your thoughts?
Also bondage dump
I'm a sissy crossdresser and I've never been into cuckolding but I started sending pics of my ex to a bunch of guys from 4chan and I love hearing the way they'd fuck her and how they'd emasculate me.
my kik is lexithong2 for anyone interested.
Hunger games thread
"bant was ok" edition
48 tributes
no dupes
Tiberius Timberland
Carlito
Whats his name?
Quads and I will provide everybody with my Netflix account name and password.
K
>>734481786
Deal.
ok i'll play
Can someone red pill me on this girl and why she gets posted here everyday?
More?
>>734486414
bump
When ever i see people post random chicks or people and ask "why is there so much hate for this person" or something, i sit here and wonder, "Did i miss an event, or is this person just making this shit up?"
First three words that come to mind?
fucking gross pig
please stop now
I'd hit that (with a shovel)
sorry for cheating
Well /b/ I started my first day at MC and I fucking hated it. Here's why.
Day 1
>Walk in talk to my new boss.
>Wait about ten minutes to have boss show me how to check in.
>3/10 trainer lady walks up and shows me how to work the back window (the one you pay at).
>After 30 minutes of watching her do it im allowed to get money from my first customer.
>40 something overweight black guy pulls up and pays with a 20 for a 3.50 dollar meal. (As a side note fuck all of you who do this.)
>After I give him his change he shoves the receipt back in my face.
>"I Don't Want This" he almost spits at me.
>"Oh...sorry sir have a nice-" MFW he already drove off.
>I turn to the trainer lady and she just shrugs.
>"Yeah, most people don't want their receipt."
>Trainer lady takes over with busy period until I get the hang of things/she got off and then its just me.
>For 5 hours.
>Doing the same thing over and over and over.
>Not allowed to leave my station because there is no-one else to take my place.
>Phone was dead so I have nothing to do when customers aren't pulling up.
>Just sitting there watch cars pull up taking their money and giving them change.
>It gets to the point where I can't even keep up the smile.
>I look and feel like shit.
>One customer makes a bid deal out of it saying that im being a dick because im not flashing a big toothy grin.
>Then I get an idea, channeling my inner angsty teen I say.
>"Mam if you think my depression is getting in the way of my work performance I could get the manager for you."
>Dumb Cunt looks like she kicked a puppy.
>"N-no you're fine."
>>734480497
>About and hour until my shift ends another new guy comes in and takes my place at the window.
>Manager tells me to wash the dishes until my shift ends.
>I almost jump for joy when I realize im going to be doing ANYTHING else.
>I wash dishes smileing bigger and brighter than I have all day.
>On the way out I grab a coke and sit on the curb waiting for my ride to show up.
>Its then that I realized I was genuinely happy to be washing dishes.
It honestly wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't ONLY working the register, the people were nice, most of the customers were understanding when I screwed up.
Right now all I can do is pray to the Gods that the same thing doesn't happen again
>>734480497
>Phone was dead so I have nothing to do when customers aren't pulling up.
Imagine what it must have been like to work fast food in the 80s and 90s.
Welcome to the working world anon!
Enjoy your stay until you die!