>During today's WWE Fourth Quarter 2015 earnings call with investors, Vince McMahon was asked about the current string of injuries in WWE and how they will still have a good WrestleMania 32. Vince responded:
>"By being creative. We'll have an awesome WrestleMania. It'll be very attractive to our audience, just as attractive as last year."
What do you guys think of my OC
Who should I give a stand to next?
>>By being creative
>It will be attractive to our audience like last year's
I don't know whether to laugh or bash my head into a wall at this statement.
make his stand the guy dressed as dean in this picture
WAS IT MY EYES, WHEN YOU WENT OVER ME
THEY ARE SO GORGEOUS, PLEASE SET ME FREE
COULD IT BE MY LOOK, OR JUST MY HAIR
THAT MAKES THEM BOOK, ME LIKE A JOBBER
FUTURE ENDEAVOURED, I DON'T HAVE A PLACE
NO-ONE WANTS THIS GORGEOUS FACE
YOU CAN'T DENY, THAT I FLOPPED
REDDIT WAS WRONG, I'M GETTING DROPPED
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
MY NAME IS PAUL HEYMAN
AND I AM THE ADVOCATE OF YOUR
WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
THE CONQUEROR OF THE AUTHORITY
THE SAMOAN BADASS
NOW MY CLIENT...
ITT: wrestlers who have been consistently over in every promotion they've been in
>tfw you have a fetish for watching Dean get manhandled by guys twice as big as him
I hope his fued goes somewhere at WM32 so I can fap to Lesnar punching the soul out of his hungry skeleton body
I don't mind the apron variation, but I think the other wrestler should always turn around briefly after throwing him, as if they thing they've thrown him in/out the ring. Why wouldn't he just do a normal clothesline otherwise?
A 619 variation would be cool too, since it can genuinely look to the other wrestler like he's thrown him through the ropes. Don't know if he has the agility though.
>mfw I distinctly remember when he started doing that /wwe/ popped hard for it
>mfw I remember when showed first signs of spamming and /wwe/'s trepidation began to rise
>the subsequent quick descent from "cool move" to "hated meme spot"
>nobody could do anything about it
Here lies the rebound lariat
long live the wackyline
I'd like it more if it were at full speed.
Thing is, he takes his sweet time going backwards, rebounding the ropes, and then the other guy's supposed to sell it like he's been hit with a shotgun.
IDK, man, it frustrates me.
Owens did a really good job selling the circumstances of it.
He also kinda freaked out like "Oh fuck I just threw the guy who does the rope-lariat into the ropes!".
Basically everyone else just watches him casually then takes the hit.
>There are people who don't watch Smackdown
Better than RAW senpai
Smackdown > Main Event/SS (because there are like three matches with based jobbers in an hour-long show and everything else is easy to skip through) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fetid shit > Raw
>a year of WWE ratings dropping while Seth and Romen held the belt
>Biggest revenue for WWE ever
>mfw booked myself to win the World Title and main event the biggest Wrestlemania ever
Why would he give himself the championship?
Thats so gay desu senpai
It just shows he is his own biggest fan
Literally no one wanted him to win it
They were just happy anyone but Roman won
WELL YOU SEE ANON-UHH
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS-UHH
I AM THE GAME-UHH
THE KING OF KINGS-UHH
I AM THE BEST DAMN WRESTLER THIS COMPANY EVER HAS OR WILL SEE-UHH
AND QUITE FRANKLY-UHH
I DONT SEE ANYONE ELSE ON THIS ROSTER WHO CAN HANG WITH THE BIG DOGS-UHHHH
>Yeah you post your shitty meme, in exchange I'll tell you what a vagina feels like.
>No Michael Cole
>AJ Styles and Jericho feud
>Can download it before air so I don't have to watch it live
Why is SmackDown so based?
No pablo. Good heel work is Shawn Michaels BTFO Montreal.
Triple H has x-pac heat. We've seen him cut the same boring promos for the past 16 years and quite frankly im sick of it.
Triple h is bisexual and had had sex with Vince McMahon
Vince is bisexual and has had sex with hbk
The rock is bisexual but never had sex with Vince
John Cena is straight and never had sex with Vince
>And that new announcer makes me actually want to care about matches
This. He has the JR appeal. He's telling a story, calling moves, and actually talking to us (the viewer).
He needs to really be PPV status
im kinda on the side of bret as well and the reason is that when shawn was suppose to drop the title to bret on wrestlemania he said that he was injured and he vacated the title ofc bret didnt buy it , shawn was doing and flips and shit
I know it's a meme to hate on the smarkbusters but I've been watching their videos and actually find them really knowledgeable and in tune with the problems with WWE today.
You can argue with their language but you can't argue with their knowledge.
Who /smarkbusters/ here?
So when is haitch going to pick up No Chance in Hell as his theme, and leave The Game to Seth?
Jericho is so out of shape it bothers me
the problem with bret was he believed in his character that canadian hero, he wanted to be invicible hero a role model so he no matter what he always tried to protect that image. this quality of his was a double edged sword incredible baby face a real hero but hard to deal with when things arent going his way. but desu im on brets side even tho i accept the fact that he wasnt always right
Ha. Trying to be Canadian Cena but failing because no swag.
I was watching Wrestlemania 4 and he threw a bitch fit after losing the battle royal and broke the trophy at the end. Could never appreciate someone like that.
I betted with my friend a 100 dollars that Ambrose is going to win at Fastlane
How fucked am I?
>Total Divas gives us a glimpse into the personal lives of the women
>Breaking Ground gives us a glimpse into the developmental process
>Swerved, Game Night and UpUpDownDown show us wrestlers off the clock
>Ride Along shows us what the travel is like
How can we go even deeper /wwe/?
>you will see Seth hit Triple H with a Pedigree and pin him clean
>Daniel Bryan gets announced as a Hall of Fame inductee
>Hall of Fame night comes
>"Ladies and gentlemen, here to induct Daniel Bryan"
You know it's gonna happen.
>Pro Wrestling Sheet has sources who tell him the arm-grab-heard-round-sports-entertainment was actually just Titus O'Neil trying to be a gentleman.
>O'Neil reportedly told WWE management he was just trying to ensure that Stephanie McMahon walked off stage before Vince McMahon in adherence to "ladies first" etiquette. The Superstar, who was initially suspended 90 daysfor the perceived slight to the Chairman, says he understands how his gesture could be misconstrued, but insists his intent was only to be polite.
>le supreme gentleman
I'M THE BOSS GODDAMNIT. I GO WHEREVER THE HELL I WANT WHENEVER THE HELL I WANT
They're never gonna let a nigger be World Champ
Or did you forget when Booker T was laid out for like 40 seconds by a Pedigree
I think the funniest part of the Titties O'Neil story is that he's being as polite as possible and being a total pushover, he has no idea how you get Vince's respect.
He's gonna get released, whether it be by his own request or WWE doing it on their own. Vince doesn't want fucking pushovers.
>Daniel Bryan wanted to quit WWE and wrestle for another company, Dave Meltzer is reporting in the Wrestling Observer Newsletter.
>He had been studying CMLL heavily, and had actually grown his hair with the idea of going there and doing a hair versus mask match.
I think the concussions are worse than we thought
Which was weird because just that day, they made a big deal how he got a Superbowl ring. Feels like it sends a message of "Doesn't matter how over or how hard you work, don't piss me off."
>On the issue of Raw ratings, which are down 6% in quarter 4 2015 compared to last year, Vince said “Our ratings are down but not as much as the networks we are on. People aren’t watching TV as much.”
He's actually correct. This is exactly why USA network aren't making a big deal about the constant slip in ratings for Raw. Ratings on the network in general have been slipping fast, and Raw is actually one of the slower ones to fall away.
If anything USA network were almost falling over themselves to sign WWE to a new deal last year for that very reason
Was this before or after he got that final test? While he might be dumb enough to risk his own life by doing this, I don't believe he'd risk Brie's. Anymore damage and he could seriously wind up going Benoit. Hopefully he's well aware of that.
Yeah times are different now. Being a massive TV draw isn't the only factor.
In fact they apparently had a record year for revenue.
>The highlight for the company was stated in their release as a revenue increase “21% to $658.8 million, the highest in the Company’s history, including record levels of revenue from WWE’s Network, Television, Live event, Venue Merchandise, and WWE Shop businesses.”
>A big success area away from the Network has been live events. Revenue was way up in this area, with increased demand and higher ticket prices being the explanation. International attendance in particular helped to boost this area of business.
>You seem to change a lot, it's hard to tell whether or not you're a heel or a face until ya do somethin
>You know what change you really need to make though?
>You need to go to Cougar Life.com
>THESE GIRLS ARE HUNTING FOR YOU
>MEET WOMEN WHO KNOW THAT THEY WANT
I don't know. Public perception is that Seth is very much Trip's guy. He also gave Seth the Pedigree. I imagine he did that with the intention that the two would feud someday.
>I've seen your work for a long time
>You've always characterized yourself with your size
>"The World's Largest Athlete", "A Giant"
>Well if you want a GIANT CHANCE TO HOOK UP WITH SEXY SINGLE MATURE WOMEN YOU SHOULD GET TO COUGARLIFE.COM
>BEAUTIFUL, MATURE LADIES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND, AS WELL AS THE WORLD'S LARGEST SOMETHING
He's definitely a Trips guy. But the biggest Trips guy will always be Trips, so I just don't really see him letting himself get rekt by his own finisher.
It's a little touch of ego to keep it for himself and I could totally see him painting it as "Hey, you know what would be even cooler than pinning me with my own move? Debuting a new one!"
>doesn't go for the pin
>bounces off the ropes and into a Curbstomp
>mostly rematches from raw (aj styles vs chris jericho)
>matches no one wants to see (neville and the lucha dragons vs cosmic wasteland)
literally the only good thing about smackdown is Mauro Ranallo
You miss natural talent. You see, wwe marks like us remember how fucking amazing people like stone cold and the rock were at working with the audience. They were over as fuck. Fast forward to the likes of Daniel Bryan and cm punk, and we fans see the silver long in a push for them, but Vince doesn't. Vince doesn't give the fans what they want anymore because there is no competition to compel him to do so.