>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Never drew a penny
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
So after being signed to UFC for what feels like seven years he finally has an opponent in Mickey Gall.....now all of a sudden he's hurt. Does anyone out there REALLY think this scrub will ever step up to fight?
the thing that surprises me about him is how flabby he is
like does he do any supplementary training? he's the definition of skinny fat, he has no muscle tone at all
does he realize that actual athletes need to actually exercise?
>Do you have to be Shaquille O'Neal to not be considered a man let on 4chan?
You don't know this yet?
If you're under 6'6", bench less than 450lbs for reps, and your dick isn't 11" long and as big around as a soda can, you're a babby dicked weak manlet.
I was truly in Punk side... But now, damn this makes look him very coward.
Considering than his oponent its a fucking rookie, and Punk has been trained with elite fighters for more than a year, it seems completly ridiculous the fact than he fears Mickey that much.
>Apparently CM Punk has a vagina.
It's difficult to actually believe that Dana White would let Punk take this long and yet they didn't know about his back? One would think that he would have gone through so many check ups that every issue he had would have been made perfectly clear, but alas, he gets a "new old" injury even though he hasn't wrestled in 2 years.
Sorry but I was a massive punk mark for over 10 years, and i can finally say i'm done. There is no fucking way he spent the last two years training and didn't know about his back, i mean, it's his fucking back. I feel like they wanted to go with Gall but then someone said "he's gonna beat the fuck out of punk" and so everyone backed out immediately. Punk is about 40 and he's gonna face a brash young lad in his first (and only) fight? nah son. And finding a similarly aged man with similar experience(i.e none) is impossible unless they get someone with similar name power who also wants to debut in the UFC, but then that would make UFC a joke, as if it wasn't already.
If he had back problems why would he lift Ariel in the interview they had after Mickey's match?
>gets nasty infection and leaves the company on bad terms
>screws the situation for his wife and she has to leave too
>brag about going to ufc
>can't even lift
>act like a jackass in interviews
>can't even train properly and he gets ''injured''
>the internet turns against him
>becomes a laughing stock
>Dork behind the counter spots my drug free tattoo on my knuckles and tells me he's straight edge too.....about three breaths before he tells me he, and I quote, "cheats now and then". I wanted to punch this little shit right in the face. I stole a diet pepsi instead. Take that you trendy sellout douche bag!
holy shit i feel better about myself now.
He's actually a bitch just like Goldberg
>err I ain't coming back to wwe I should be unbeatable and the champ
>I'm burnt out I work to hard compared to the lazy guys back stage that travel the world like me
>I'll show you how strong I am by fighting for real
>I have the best girl ever. She's so sweet to me. She calls me after all my matches to make sure i'm okay, and she actually takes an interest in what it is I love to do. My so-called vegan ex-girlfriend (who used to drink milkshakes when she had cramps) never did anything remotely as compassionate for me. Live and LAUGH.
I always figured if I was a pro MMA fighter I would show up on fight night with a new temp tattoo that somehow mocks my opponent
in his case I would probably get coca cola as a band around my bicep, and maybe some drawings of scars like I was cutting my wrists and eye liner