Dean needs to eat a fucking cheeseburger or something, holy shit
DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS IS "OK" BECAUSE DEAN AND ROMAN ARE "FACES"
Brock Lesnar gets attacked by Wyatts, Reigns pins Lesnar
>blowing Brock Lesnar on a PPV that isn't the Rumble, Summerslam, or Mania
>jobbing him to Reigns
>deanetty memers BTFO
B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T
>Dean vs Roman vs Brock
>the Wyatts vs Brock was nothing
>no IC title match at Fastlane
>My Husband, Vince's Son-in-Law, The Cerebral Assassin, The Game, The COO, The Authority Figurehead, The Aristocrat, The Terra Ryzing, The Lemmy's Best Friend, The WWE World Heavyweight Champion, The 9-Time World Heavyweight Champion, The Triple H, TRIPULLLLL HAITCHHHHHHHHHH
Roman vs Lesnar vs Dean
Something will happen with Lesnar and Bray.
Roman will pin Dean.
Dean will lose the IC title at mania
Roman will win the WWE title at mania
Roman vs Dean afterwards, with Seth returning to turn it into a Shield triple threat feud
Give me my paycheck WWE
They are doing the exact same thing as last year except they are replacing Dbry with Lesnar and Ambrose.
They aren't even changing the script.
They should just call Fast Lane Roman Reigns Annual Wrestlmania Push Lane
>wyatts interfere and take out brock in the triple threat
>ramen pins dean
>fans boo the living shit out of the result
>ramen with that shit eating smile pointing at the WM sign
Goodnight everyone,wish I had someone to cuddle with me ;~;
I don't get how anyone who dislikes Reigns is a smark
I want to like him but he never does anything for me to like him
This isn't like cena where people don't like the babyface dickhead character, Reigns is just not likable
Dean is going over boys. Seth got his Mania moment last year, Roman had 2 title wins and they couldn't get him over the way they wanted. He also main evented last year and won the Rumble.
Dean has main evented roughly 1/3 of the ppv's in the past year and a half, won the most important 1v1 match at Rumble and finished runner up. He's being built up.
Story line is Dean wins Fast Lane, gets a tough IC match like maybe Rusev or Orton at Mania to "soften him up" prior to the main event, and he goes over in both. Dean wins the title at Mania.
Honestly his mic skills and acting in the ring kill it for me. He can't talk and when he does he sounds bored and asleep. And his acting in the ring is something you'd see in a middle school play. He's just awful at acting. Also he's in EVERY FUCKINGMAIN EVENT
This sounds...awfully familiar.
i typed this long af response to that explaining how they would need austin. but then deleted.
i agree. they have months to build this up and who knows we just might. but they need to get it moving soon. but yes, austin would be the ticket. hopefully not some beer bash bullshit. he would have to be a focal point.
In a perfect world, Austin won the royal rumble last night to face CM Punk in the main event. But we don't live in a perfect world, so we're getting HHH vs. Reigns instead, which has the potential to be even worse than HHH vs. Orton.
>Posts generic wootist reaction images with small image size
>Gets mad when he gets told to go back where he came from
They will not put over Dean Ambrose. I like the guy fine but he doesn't have charisma to be a top guy at all.
My guess is they are trying their hardest to get Austin or somebody at WM. Or even Cena back in time.
Otherwise shit will be half empty because Reigns is a failed face and nobody comes to events to see HHH.
yes, and it seems like maybe wyatt vs lesnar too. which is even more grim. but again, there is some time. but it is not looking stellar at this point.
and totally with you on punk and austin. that would be the absolute best "headline" but would probably fit perfect in the 2nd to last spot,
lesnar, rock, cena, rollins, orton would all have to be on that card too
>but he doesn't have charisma to be a top guy at all.
He is the most over full-time babyface in the company and has more charisma in his Die Hard wifebeater than Reigns does in years of a forced push.
Are you retarded?
CM Punk being a surprise entrant in the rumble, winning it, and facing Austin for the strap would be so great that I'd subscribe to the network for 10 years at double the cost. All money upfront.
Austin isn't working a match neither is the Rock if you expect anything other than promos from either you dumb. The only big match they have left is Taker vs Sting but Seth killed him so they are running out of options.
>has more charisma in his Die Hard wifebeater than Reigns does in years of a forced push.
thats why networks ask for ambrose all the time! oh wait...
The perfect WM card
Punk vs Austin for the belt
Undertaker vs Sting casket match
Angle vs Hogan for the United States belt (Hogan is a heel)
The Rock vs HHH for bragging rights
Ronda Rousey vs Sasha Banks with Mike Tyson guest referee
Owens vs Styles vs Zayn ladder match for the Intercontinental belt
New Day vs The Bullet club for the intercontinental belt
Paige vs Trish Stratus in a traditional bra and panties match
The social outcasts vs the Wyatts for the viagra on a pole match
Right but everyone is injured so you make new ones. You build them up these coming weeks leading into fastlane. If they don't push Ambrose now while Reigns isn't getting it done already losing the belt twice they are in for a rough future. Austin said it best when you have the title you either put up or shut up and what did Reigns do? He left the Rumble for half of the time.
>hasn't caught on that Dean is meant to make Roman look strong
>genuinely believes that he and Rollins aren't the future
>says he's not over
Go back to Vinny and tell him to eat a dick, intern.