WWE Presents... Monday Night Raw

First for...Ken Shamrock?

RAW will be boring. Triple H is the new Champion. Roman Reigns is lame and sad.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>913977
1/25/16 Thread.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

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>>913968
Green and a second off, you drunk?

Who is AJ Styles 1st Raw match be against you like?

>>913994
It's time to play the game!

>>913968
>it's an applesteve thread

>>913977
AJ Styles better get a push tonight.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>914004
> If I say it enough eventually it will catch on

>>913977
Kalisto should not be the US champion.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

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>>914000
The game, fuck yeah I'll play some Splatoon!

Hopefully our new TV Champ gets some quality TV time.

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>Rumors continue to swirl backstage...has Renee Young found the major star returning to Raw?
>major star returning

I think we all know what that means...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od3cjyHctjo

>>913977
The New Day will be the best part of the night.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

POST THE FUCKING LINK TO THE STREAM

>>914037
Network.wwe.com
Here you go senpai

>>914037
http://network.wwe.com/

>>913977
Will anybody be able to defeat Ric Flair's ugly daughter?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>914059
>>914062
can you actually watch RAW on the network? I thought you couldnt

>>914037
Try the USA Network on your television

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> Reminder of last night's clean sweepers
Well done Malcolm and Sandow for Champ, especially the latter for guessing the Royal Rumble winner as well.

>>913977
Dean Ambrose has better turn heel soon.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>914098
Nah, they're just memeing on ya.

Just use the /wooo/ stream or something, nigga

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And all the people who drew number 30 for the Royal Rumble.

>>914127
My number 12 family I am so sad we had to go through this

>>914127
I'm honestly shocked that I got Miz and somehow still lasted into the final 10.

Cant wait for that 20 minute HHH promo

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>>914022
If he still has it I'll lose my shit

Daily reminder as we go into Wrestlemania season that Micheal Cole remains undefeated.

>>913977
What innocent person will Reigns attack tonight?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

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>>914169
> It lasted longer than Undertaker's undefeated streak

Anyone have any predictions on how AJ will be used tonight?

I'm thinking a feud with Owens.

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>>914167
I hope it worked into a signature weapon.

Regal = Brass Knuckles
Edge and Christian = Chairs
Finlay = Shillelagh
Rusev = 2016 Rumble Rumble monitor

>>914208
Owens vs Styles vs Zayn three way

>>913977
Social Outcasts better have a win tonight.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

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>>914247
...yeah, I love the Rumble Rumble....
...dammit

>>914247
GET DOWN RUSEV

RUSEV GET DOWN

RUSEV PLS

>>914251
I agree with you.
>>914255
Better ladder spot than Kalisto's?

>>914255
so lame they didn't just tip him over

Becky vs Sasha again. This time better be good.

>>914208
Built up into a credible threat so he can heel turn and be fed to a returning Super Cena in a few months.

who /Becky/ here?

>>914022
Holy shit you're awful

ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAME

WWE finally put together AJ Styles' debut entrance that wasn't entirely Roman's fucking face.

https://streamable.com/43b0

AM
I
FUCKING
GOING
OVER
?

>14 time
will Heitch go for that 16 mark?

those guys in the front row are too distracting also

HOGAN IS BACK
#bringbackhulkhogan worked

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>Vince humor

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I love how Vince is acting like everyone's jimmies were rustled from last night when /asp/ is over here agreeing with him

Based Vince describing my life.

>>914412
it's kind of perfect, while the marks hate it the smarks love it

>>914433
the smarks love HHH as champion in 2016?

you're fucking retarded

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>its a 20-min authority promo episode

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>AJ styles its this over
There is hope

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>one of the (argued) reasons for Rome's fall is degeneration
>Roman lost his belt to Triple H
>Triple H was an integral part of -DEGENERATION- X
>Roman lost to Degeneration

bruh

>the measuring stick
Penis reference?

we BTFO

>belt under his jacket

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Post rare HHH's

>>914477
P O T T E R Y

>>914494
>stealing Finns gimmick

>>914460
anything is better than more Roman and it's obvious that most agree

>BUT THE THING IS

>>914514
and they made the worst possible choice, or do smarks love 20 minutes mcmahon/helmsley promos putting themselves over the entire roster?

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>roman reigns is great
>still shilling for reigns

>>913977
Triple H is a bad manager, making himself the champion is weak sauce.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>VINCE IS LITERALLY GOD

>>914555

SEE THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
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>>914596
what is this kayfabe breaking mcmahon wank is this?

>VInce is GOD
>He created all of this
>muh religion

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>>914570
They do that regardless fucktard

>>914619

Just some 2002-2005 refrences

Doesn't Reigns have a rematch clause?

>HHH mixing those theme songs

oh boy here we go

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>LOOK AT ME
>LOOK AT MY DICK
>LOOK AT HOW AWESOME I AM

>>913977
Hogan guy is in the front row.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>AJ Styles vs Chris Jericho

UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

AJ STYLES VS JERIDAD LADS

>>914665
What an ego maniac, needs two theme songs

>booked himself to win title 14 times
>will be first man to beat an styles clean

Keep the keks on coming

#BringBackHulkHogan

>Cool Dad vs The Gay Community

mite b kewl

When is Vince going to bring this vintage cartoon back?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_g_d_qtmJw

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So if the authority is personally choosing who is going to main event fast lane and potentially be in the WM main event, there's no way that they'll pick Roman to be in that match. R-right?

>>914762
Realistic he shouldn't even be in the running.
but you and me both know, he's gonna end up getting the number one contendership, Something contrived and stupid as fuck will happen to will it into existence

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its the rock guys, hes also in Miama shooting Ballers.

>>914796
>Miama
lol Miami

AJ STYLES VS CHRIS JERICHO

BUT HOW WILL THIS AFFECT ROMAN REIGNS PATH TO REGAIN HIS TITLE???????

>>914762
>>914794
TIME TO PLACE YOUR BETS ON HOW THEY DO IT


my guess (and i feel its super likely), they want to rub roman's face into the ground, so they will have him fight against dean ambrose

They spend a while with them slowly not being so friendly. Shenanigans ensue

>flow rider

>another shitty Ziggler match

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Trips "We'll have Brock destroy Roman at Fastlane"
>lolWyattFamily
Trips "...guess I'll beat him up at Mania"
>LOLROMANWINS

Who could have predicted this

Daniel Bryan is coming back tonight

Hogan poster, macho man and taker are gone?

>>914904
I can hope

>>914899
and he is going to tag team with Hulk Hogan and CM Punk as the world's greatest faction to fight off the New Day and Bullet Club in a no holds-barred "My Dick is Huger than Your Dick"! match

>>914845
>another Ziggler shitpost

If Nikki is injured that means Alicia Fox will get more screen time.
r-right guys?

Man come on all that opening segment did was put over Roman Anus. Haven't they gotten the memo that no one gives a flying squirt of piss about him? Roman is yesterday's news.. the crowd wants AJ fkn Styles.

Dolph Ziggler is fucking garbage. Fuck Ziggler.

>>914899
I feel like he could've returned last night but shit would've gone awry if he got eliminated, so... makes sense.

>>914951
Alicia has been hanging out with Brie, so no
They don't know what to do with my delicious chocolate jungle bunny yet so she will be the Bellas Black friend for a while

>>913977
Kevin Owens needs to beat Dolph.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

Byron calling ziggler's miss early. Bender

I bet Kevin Owens smells like spoiled milk and sadness.

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Am i the only person who thinks that sometimes wwe is intentionally hating on the marks and smarks? Especially with all the recent events. But they know how dumb they are.

>Attitude era was the best thing ever! The older the better!

>Get this old man Triple H out of here!

>>914904
Hogan Poster was second to post tonight.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>915038
I bet he smells like minecraft and legos

>le pointing at the wrestlemania sign meme

>>915059
It's hated on cause it's not a real sport

>>915059
They literally remind the audience that they are fucking retards who don't matter any chance they get.

>>915059
>2014 royal rumble
>bryan gets eliminated
>goldust comes out
>"A SHATTERED DREAMS PRODUCTION" on the titantron

They're definitely aware of that shit.

I WANT JOJO TO SIT ON MY FACE AND PEE ON ME. THEN SHE CAN POINT AT THE WRESTLEMANIA SIGN.

also fuck roman rainus.

>>915125
bryan wasn't in the 20114 rumble....

>>915144
*2014

need to fix that typo jej

ohfuck its the job squad

>Flo Rida is still relevant

>Death Grips will never have a theme for wrestlemania

Social Outcasts!
Heath Slater <3

I hope everyone here who used to hate on TNA back in the day dont start dickriding Styles now

>>913977
Hogan Poster was social before the Social Outcasts

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>it's a celebrity segment

Fuck! They're calling out a celeb. I hate this shit.

I love Slater
always taking the bumps for the company

#SocialJobbers

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we need KO back

Oh no, surely not.

BO Dallas begun his WWE career with a 19-0 win streak

>rap battle
Time for an early piss break.

>Bo Rida

this is amazing
5 stars

ooh god shit like this makes me cringe so hard

BO RAPPING

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HYPE TO SEE A STUPID COMEDY SKIT

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>this whole segment

Bo still a better rapper than Flo Rida

THIS IS FUCKING STUPID

TERRORIST ATTACK PLEASE

FLO RIDA BTFO
SHOE LACES AND BELTS TAKEN AWAY

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holy fuck this segment is amazing

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Literally ripping off my boy right here

>calling out reDragon

How's it feel Somechump?

>Slater and Axel taking a bump in excitment

toppest kek

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>MFW Bo Dallas just legitimately out-rapped a Grammy recording artist

Bo wins for the Full House reference

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>FLO RIDA'S "FREESTYLE" IS LAME

BO DALLAS REALLY HAD THEM BARS. IT LOOKS LIKE CENA COULD HAVE OUTRAPPED FLO RIDA. SAD

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>BO ACTUALLY WON

When did bo start wearing a singlet. Flo Rida got blown the fuck out

Jesus fuck he was ACTUALLY WORSE THAN BO

Hahahahaha Flo iss so shit here, PG treating him well

Bo blew him out easily

>>915125
that was last year bruh

>Flo Rida still having to use a written

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>>915262
>19-0
19 and Bo sir.

>>915387

I like how the hambeast in the back stands up when he does.

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>>915338
such a confused boner... it was excellent except for all that Florida man shit

Flo Rida was like a middle aged man in a 90s TV show trying to be down with the kidz by doing a rap.

Apparently he gets paid for this shit?

BO TRAIN HYPE

BO TRAIN

>WWE is doing a house show in my hometown
Should I go?

>Flo Rida trending worldwide now

Something tells me those tweets are not going to be positive, but 90% making fun of him

>>915490
probaby

>>915490
Yes. I always have a good time when they come to my town. Plus the seats are good.

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>>915458
>>915390
tHEY ARE MAKING BO WEAR A SINGLET BECAUSE HE JIGGLES TOO MUCH

ALSO THE BO TRAIN

FUCK IT , I'M DOWN

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>The Bo Train and The Ho Train will never collide.

>>915422
Aw
shuck
quack
ducky goose

>>915522
>>915523
nice

a bo ho train hivemind

Is Devon gay?

>>915539
The HoBo Train is better.

>>915555

yes

>apple bottom jeans in my favourite song
>most played song on my ipad

>>913977
When will Flo rida wrestle a match?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>never been here

heh

AJ Styles on WWE.. I can't believe it.

I never realized how short AJ was.

>AJ Styles doesn't; actually get to cut a promo

Thanks Hunter,

>>915595
I never realized how tall Renee was :^)

>>915602
>Thanks, Vince.
Ftfy

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>>915595
5' 10
and Jericho is 6' according to Wiki

kek Jericho must be salty he never won a single championship in New Japan.

When did they bring the countdown back?

>>915675
Probably not, he was probably psyched enough that they let him be Super Liger.

I WAS THE STAR OF TOTAL DIVAS, WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN NECK

Crowd fucking dead for AJ

>This is where I belong
Fug u dixie :DDDDD

AJ's music stinks on ice

This fucking crowds.

That no reaction
already forgotten

They are going to ruin AJ Styles aren't they?

This is going to happen? Who gave him this theme? He has his dope gloves, he has not tried to make the symbol once

That entrance is awkward and needs help. and I don't think its his fault

Fuck its a real shame that Jericho is far past his prime now. This match 10 to 15 years ago would have been amazing.

>He never felt like he fit in in WWE

Oh go fuck yourself Vince.

>That fucking hair

Florida removed from the Union when?

Why does AJ look like he's going to cry all the time?

>>915732
I like it.

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>This is awesome chants
Nothing fucking happening!

>AJ
>flamboyant

fucking lol

gaycommunity dot jay peg

>>915771
>10 years ago
>AJ comes out with a chainsaw and calls Jericho a faggot

>Same clothesline chase spot as during the Rumble

WWE strikes again!

>>915781
There are ways to make that theme song seems dope as fuck. The way he is just walking out and pyro that accompanies it, makes it seem waaaay worse than what it is

>>915781
>Why does AJ look like he's going to cry all the time?
Because he is now in WWE and surrounded by degenerate homosexuals.

Please, it's Jericho, you know he's smart enough not to beat styles, fucking please

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WHY DO YOU HATE ME VINCE

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>>915783

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>AJ getting no offense

>the jury is still out on AJ Styles

Elimination chamber match coming for all the winners tonight

Jericho is working mighty stiff

Jericho isn't even hiding calling his spots
FUCCCCCKINNNGGG BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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>>915812

I feel like I should have had that saved already. my thanks

>>915825
AJ getting called kid. A man in his late 30s being called kid...

>>915831
>YOU LIKE THIS AJ?
>YOU LIKE STRONG STYLE I DO STRONG STYLE FUCK YOU
>LISTEN TO MY PODCAST
>I LOVE ROMAN REIGNS

>>913977
AJ Styles better win this match.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

This is one of those "you got popular outside of wwe and now we got to ego check you" things isn't it?

>>915831
Styles is still chopping like the do in japan. Jeircho probably forgot what that felt like, niggas chest is red as fuck. Probably hasn't been chopped like that since Benoit died.

>This is the big leagues AJ needs to prove himself

Jesus look WWE you need to stop with this shit, everyone who knows wrestling knows AJ Styles is way more vaunted and worthy of respect than pretty much ANYONE on your active roster.

>>915869
yes

>>915869
I never got this approach, they heard how fucking over he was at the rumble, he could have beaten Lesnar clean and people would have bought it, literally just "we don't like money"

>>915869
but jericho got popular outside wwe? why would he do this if he knows how it feels?

>>915893
Why make billions, if you can make millions?

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>jericho is shooting on this outlaw

Fuck you, Chris. You were supposed to be based.

>>915895
They call him Jerishill for a reason

BAH GAWD THEY BOTH WENT FOR THE HUG

>>915869
Knowing that this is WWE, probably. Look at Bryan's first year or two.

What if this is like Sting being viewed as some WCW guy.
What if this is the TNA treatment,

This crowd is complete garbage.

>>915254
Not gonna happen. Gotta keep mean jeans/other half of the "BROTHERS" super powerful and resilient. Just like Roman could easily survive Suplex City and 4 F5s, only to roll over to the turnbuckles, start shaking, "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHWAAAAAAAA"

Jerifat.

these guys roam aimlessly way too much, the ref keeps getting in the way!

>Jericho takes the Styles Clash wrong and ends up breaking his neck and dying later tonight
>AJ Styles arrives in the WWE by killing Chris Jericho

I've been working, but with the recent snowstorm/day off work, how has the product been? I hear that most of the top talent is out on injury and is D-Bry coming back?

>>915969
Awful. No.

I swear if he fucking taps

>AJ
>kid
>38

LEL

>>915969
Dbry coming back 2nite

ROPEBREAK

>>915934
damn

>>915968
I'd be fine with this.

PELÉ

Holy fuck Cole just actually called it a Pele kick

STYLES CLASH FUCKING WHEN?

Goddamnit they are gonna tease the FUCK out of the Styles Clash, son of a bitch

Oh, they had him win. I'm surprised.

Didnt one of the Divas use the Styles Clash?

>rollup

>>915968
>crowd cheers

so are they building the styles clash like the gts with hideo? or is it banned in wwe?

just got watched
has styles hit the styles clash today or yesterday yet?

>Not letting AJ do a 450

>>916020
>AJ will never hit a Styles Clash in WWE because Vince is afraid it will kill someone

WHY ARNE'T THEY LETTING HIM DO A STYLES CLASH?

WHY HASN'T AJ STYLES DONE HIS GLOVE POSE THING ONCE? HE HAS THE GLOVES ON

AJ IS TOO SHORT
AND JERICHO IS TOO FAT

THEY
DON'T
WANT
NONE

>>915968
And nothing of value would be lost

>>916031
McCool's "Faithbreaker"

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Weak ending

>>916066
>mcminger

>>916036
Probably banned, the head impact is too much I think Pedigree is fine tho

That was a shit match desu

Jericho looked like garbage

ending could have been a lot better

DAT BURNING SPIRITU
DAT RESPEKT

>Shaking hands
>The Gay Community

as if wrestling wasn't homoerotic enough

If they do an AJ Styles x Jericho feud, I will give up on styles

something feels shooty to me

>>916093
jericho is too old and fat

>welcome to the big leagues

>>913977
AJ bringing TNA style to WWE.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>916109
I doubt Jericho will stick around long enough to have a real feud

>>915969
Hoping its Shane-O-Mac!

>>916145
>real feud

This is the slow trek to Fast Lane. It will be enough to take them there

>>916146
the rocks mother is in the crowd

so who's going to be the special guest?

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>>916092
>>916036
They wouldn't mention it by name if they wouldn't let him use it

great end to a shit match, that staredown after was interesting though. slow Jericho heel turn?

>>916092
why would they ban it if they let him set it up?

>Still remember how people said Cena ddn't bury Rusev and instead his feud elevated him to new heighs
>he is indeed buried
>same is happening to KO

based Cena

>>916165
Let me guess: it's cause it's Florida and there was that article about him being the biggest box office draw of 2015, right?

This was fucking brilliant, I'm calling Jericho can turn heel, his old dad shtick can become "the cool veteran who has lost it but dosen't want to admit it" he can jump AJ and then since the match ended with a roleup they can have a definitive feud that AJ can win clean, AJ is built as a star and Jericho does what he's best at, cap this.

>>916092
are people really this fucking retarded?

the clue was "sweet"

Based Boss

>>916228
Bullet club confirmed

Is Sasha black or white?

Sasha Banks is the Boss.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

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>Sasha Banks
Oh good. Maybe that whol team thing is-
>Team Bad
God damn it.

>pink mode Sasha
Muh dickery-doo

>>916205
My nigga rusev was undefeated, and the greatest /asp/ champion in existence. They did him dirty. They did him fucking dirty

so is becky the heel now?

I want to do sex things to Sasha

>a possible good divas match

Becky Lynch 10/10 entrance attire
4/10 ring attire

Based Becky

#BringBackHulkHogan
#BringBackBillGoldberg
#BringBackScottHall
#BringBackUltimateWarriorHeDidn'tDieThatWasJustAnImpersonator
#BringBackEricBischoff

>female shaemus
vomit.jpeg

>Byron bringing up their past in NXT
>JBL and Cole no selling it and saying it never happened

Someone fucking kill JBL

I'm not into black women but Sasha makes me hard as diamonds

>Full Sail Section
My suspicions were correct.

>>916327
#BringbackGillberg

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>>916271
black dad and white mom I think

dubya dubya aieeeeeeee

Is it just me or does Sasha kind of look like a 12 year old Indian boy?

Lol I just thought of that, random I know

triple threat at mania pls

The backstabber into the bank statement was actually pretty dope

The divas division is looking up, guys.

>>916392
It always is, it's her signature way of performing her finisher.

MARKING OUT AT THE THOUGHT OF A TRIPLE BJ FROM THESE DIVAS

Blonde roman reigns pls go

Sasha's three moves of doom

>Knee To Belly
>Back Stabber
>Bank Statement

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Gimmick cutters like Natural Selection and Lethal Injection are pretty lame

>>916377
Cmon dude. We can't keep doing this. FBI will find out about Vince's young poo in the loo fetish.

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>>916377
like aj lee looks like a 12 year old indian boy

Based Goldie

>Booker doesn't wrestle anymore
>Goldust requires a new black friend

GOLDUST TEAMING UP WITH ANOTHER BLACK WRESTLER

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE THIS TO ME. HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO STUTTER. I NEED ME SOME GOLDEN TRUTH

of fucking course

Why blacks get GOLDED?

THE GAY COMMUNITY

BASED GOLDIE

>>916432
It really is 2002 all over again

kek

KEK

K E K

What the FUCK is this lmaooo

>Kane vs. Bray Wyatt
time for a quick nap

This is literally the worst shit ever

How the fuck do you idiots watch this for more than 10 minutes

>>916432
I still need a permanent Darren Young and Goldie team

So, what do we rate tonight's Raw so far?

>>916289
Pyceb remains undefeated in my heart

this is gonna be the Samoans vs the McMahons

seriously? the "re-ignite their rivalry"? for the eleventy billionth time already. does any single person on that "writing team" have an original idea in their fucking head anymore?

>>916474
Alcoholism

>>916503
shit/10

>>916474
Booze and weed always helps

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>Kane vs. Bray Wyatt

>>916524
yfw bray cuts a promo on bork afterwards

>>916503
About a 7/10 so far

>>916359
Actually black and Hispanic.

HAVING ROMAN REIGNS AND DEAN AMBROSE IN THE HIGHLIGHT REEL IS CONFIRMATION THAT IT WILL BE ROMAN REIGNS AND DEAN AMBROSE MAIN EVENTING FASTLANE


I CALLED IT.

Turn Wyatt face already holy shit

so who was in Limo

Kane looks so finished. Full JUST mode.

>>916592
The Rock

>>916580
>implying the fast lane main event won't be some kind of fatal 4 way or 6 man ladder match

>>916580
I'm thinking it'll be a fatal 4 way or six pack challenge, that way you can throw in AJ, Bray, Owens etc...

Wow the shits I could give about this match.

>>916606
i was also thinking the rock

>>916604
So does Bray, pretty much just wasting away in mid card status forever.

>>916592
BIG POPPA PUMP

>sweet

It's going to be fucking Shawn isn't it

Hulk Hogan and Macho Man taking over

>>916666
This is the only correct answer
Get out a pencil and paper we're going to have a math lesson

>>916666
GIMME A FUCKING LIMO BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY IS IN MIAMI FOR MY PEAKS AND FREAKS

>>916666
quads prove it

>>913977
It better not be that fag Shawn Micheals.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>916787
Triple H vs Shawn at wrestlemania sounds great doesn't it anon

>>916810
Michaels' is cameo only. I don't think he wants to be a whore like Ric Flair.

It's going to be [spoiler] STONE COLD STEVE "IF YOU WANNA SEE ME KICK TRIPLE H'S ASS GIVE ME A HELL YEAH" AUSTIN 3:16 [/spoiler]

>>916733
>>916666
>>916766
one of these fucking days he'll actually show up and you're all gonna mark out.

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>>916666
i forget... is this big poppa pump

THIS IS MY HOOOIIIIISSSS

>>916666

repeating numbers

Did they not do this joke before?

MARKS BTFO

Wow so fucking shocking

HAILING FROM DUNKIN DONUTS FROM THE STATE OF OBESITY

fuck this show im done

>>916885
>Literally how they brought back Jericho last year.

holy shit i just got cancer

>shilling the network

I'm literally disappointed

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Oh... yea... its the Rock... here to talk and accomplish little to nothing.... meh

Okay I'm liking this so far, Rock's being a real enthusiastic dick.

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>>916976

...what the hell.

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oh look its the rock, he is back, i am so hyped

Rusev confirmed for cucked