-OFFICIAL RAW THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Triple H
> Intercontinenal Champion: Dean Ambrose
> United States Champion: Kalisto
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
Green and a second off, you drunk?
Who is AJ Styles 1st Raw match be against you like?
The game, fuck yeah I'll play some Splatoon!
Hopefully our new TV Champ gets some quality TV time.
>Rumors continue to swirl backstage...has Renee Young found the major star returning to Raw?
>major star returning
I think we all know what that means...
> Reminder of last night's clean sweepers
Well done Malcolm and Sandow for Champ, especially the latter for guessing the Royal Rumble winner as well.
And all the people who drew number 30 for the Royal Rumble.
If he still has it I'll lose my shit
> It lasted longer than Undertaker's undefeated streak
I hope it worked into a signature weapon.
Regal = Brass Knuckles
Edge and Christian = Chairs
Finlay = Shillelagh
Rusev = 2016 Rumble Rumble monitor
...yeah, I love the Rumble Rumble....
I love how Vince is acting like everyone's jimmies were rustled from last night when /asp/ is over here agreeing with him
>AJ styles its this over
There is hope
>one of the (argued) reasons for Rome's fall is degeneration
>Roman lost his belt to Triple H
>Triple H was an integral part of -DEGENERATION- X
>Roman lost to Degeneration
They do that regardless fucktard
So if the authority is personally choosing who is going to main event fast lane and potentially be in the WM main event, there's no way that they'll pick Roman to be in that match. R-right?
Realistic he shouldn't even be in the running.
but you and me both know, he's gonna end up getting the number one contendership, Something contrived and stupid as fuck will happen to will it into existence
Trips "We'll have Brock destroy Roman at Fastlane"
Trips "...guess I'll beat him up at Mania"
Who could have predicted this
and he is going to tag team with Hulk Hogan and CM Punk as the world's greatest faction to fight off the New Day and Bullet Club in a no holds-barred "My Dick is Huger than Your Dick"! match
Man come on all that opening segment did was put over Roman Anus. Haven't they gotten the memo that no one gives a flying squirt of piss about him? Roman is yesterday's news.. the crowd wants AJ fkn Styles.
Am i the only person who thinks that sometimes wwe is intentionally hating on the marks and smarks? Especially with all the recent events. But they know how dumb they are.
>Attitude era was the best thing ever! The older the better!
>Get this old man Triple H out of here!
Literally ripping off my boy right here
>MFW Bo Dallas just legitimately out-rapped a Grammy recording artist
>FLO RIDA'S "FREESTYLE" IS LAME
BO DALLAS REALLY HAD THEM BARS. IT LOOKS LIKE CENA COULD HAVE OUTRAPPED FLO RIDA. SAD
such a confused boner... it was excellent except for all that Florida man shit
and Jericho is 6' according to Wiki
They are going to ruin AJ Styles aren't they?
This is going to happen? Who gave him this theme? He has his dope gloves, he has not tried to make the symbol once
That entrance is awkward and needs help. and I don't think its his fault
I feel like I should have had that saved already. my thanks
>This is the big leagues AJ needs to prove himself
Jesus look WWE you need to stop with this shit, everyone who knows wrestling knows AJ Styles is way more vaunted and worthy of respect than pretty much ANYONE on your active roster.
>jericho is shooting on this outlaw
Fuck you, Chris. You were supposed to be based.
Not gonna happen. Gotta keep mean jeans/other half of the "BROTHERS" super powerful and resilient. Just like Roman could easily survive Suplex City and 4 F5s, only to roll over to the turnbuckles, start shaking, "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHWAAAAAAAA"
This was fucking brilliant, I'm calling Jericho can turn heel, his old dad shtick can become "the cool veteran who has lost it but dosen't want to admit it" he can jump AJ and then since the match ended with a roleup they can have a definitive feud that AJ can win clean, AJ is built as a star and Jericho does what he's best at, cap this.
Oh good. Maybe that whol team thing is-
God damn it.
black dad and white mom I think
Gimmick cutters like Natural Selection and Lethal Injection are pretty lame
like aj lee looks like a 12 year old indian boy
Oh... yea... its the Rock... here to talk and accomplish little to nothing.... meh
...what the hell.
oh look its the rock, he is back, i am so hyped
That should have been Bo's deal!
Usos managed to ruin this like cousin Roman ruined 2015
OMG MY DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE JUNGLE BUNNY AND HER NEW HAIR STYLE