[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Home]
4Archive logo
WWE Presents... Royal Rumble 2016 Part 2
If images are not shown try to refresh the page. If you like this website, please disable any AdBlock software!

You are currently reading a thread in /asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling

Thread replies: 971
Thread images: 106
-OFFICIAL ROYAL RUMBLE THREAD PART 2-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.

Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Roman Reigns
> Intercontinenal Champion: Dean Ambrose
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
>>
ROMAN REIGNS FUCKING SUCKS
>>
Eugene is going to win
>>
CHEX MIX!
>>
Here we goes boys!
>>
IT BEGINS
>>
>Current Champions:
>> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
>>
>>905275
Calling it now:

#27 aj styles
#30 triple h
>>
>>905331
Blue with Enzy bros, where we at?
>>
>>905331
Let's see if i can redeem myself from the prediction chart
>>
File: 1410228407165.gif (410 KB, 221x196) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1410228407165.gif
410 KB, 221x196
>YFW
>>
Let's go Roman!

>>905306
Have sex virgin
>>
File: images (7).jpg (10 KB, 259x194) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
images (7).jpg
10 KB, 259x194
>their will never be a cocker spaniel world champ
JUST SHITE ON MY HAND SENPAITACHI
>>
rumble spoilers:

#1 Roman Reigns
#2 Roman Reigns
#3 Roman Reigns
#4 Roman Reigns
#5 Roman Reigns
#6 Roman Reigns
#7 Roman Reigns
#8 Roman Reigns
#9 Roman Reigns
# 10 Roman Reigns
# 11 Roman Reigns
# 12 Roman Reigns
# 13 Roman Reigns
# 14 Roman Reigns
#15 Roman Reigns
# 16 Roman Reigns
#17 Roman Reigns
#18 Roman Reigns
#19 Roman Reigns
#20 Roman Reigns
#21 Roman Reigns
#23 Roman Reigns
#24 Roman Reigns
#25 Roman Reigns
# 26 Roman Reigns
#27 Roman Reigns
#28 Roman Reigns
#29 AJ Styles (will be eliminated immediately to make Roman Reigns look strong)
#30 HHH

sorry i dont know how to do spoiler tags lol
>>
Guys i've got no idea how Roman will overcome the odds!
>>
would be one hell of a swerve if AJ Styles debuted and then won
>>
>>905331
battleplan x representing
>>
LILLIAN CAN'T SPEAK
>>
Sweet Feet Sour represent~
>>905331
>>
Congratulations to Malcolm and Sandow for Champ! Our 2 clean sweepers for the evening...
>>
H Y P E
>>
>>905331
Don't fail me number 8.
>>
Lets go number 3, Triple H
>>
Fire Lillian.
>>
File: 1398403128180.jpg (1 MB, 2560x1440) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1398403128180.jpg
1 MB, 2560x1440
>>905331
>Number 3

Welp.
>>
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>ramen getting boo'd
Going to be a good night, boys.
>>
>>905448
>those boos
Where did the smarks go?
>>
File: berd.png (492 KB, 810x810) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
berd.png
492 KB, 810x810
huge anti-pop for Reigns
>>
THOSE BOOS
>>
>>905409
Casuals would have no idea who he is. Maybe if it was balor and he had help from bullet club
>>
File: 3e7.jpg (9 KB, 200x176) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
3e7.jpg
9 KB, 200x176
>>905429
>Everyone booing Reigns
WEW LADS
>>
File: 1450791694545.jpg (9 KB, 262x263) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1450791694545.jpg
9 KB, 262x263
>those boos
>>
>they muted the crowd
>>
>That heat

Just heel turn him already, Vince.
>>
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

One year of building this faggot up with literally everything and everyone imaginable and he's still fucking booed out of the building.

I hope he wins and people literally throw shit onto the ring.
>>
>>905457

They're saying OOOOOOOOOman Reigns!
>>
>worse boos than the last rumble
lmao
>>
>>905482
Luckily it's a smarky ass crowd tonight
>>
>the absolute state of your face of the company
He didn't get a single fucking cheer.
>>
WAIT

LANA IS BACK WITH RUSEV?
>>
LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
CYKA BLYAT KILL KILL KILL
>LANA
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>
Rusev will win! Lets go you Australian brute
>>
Who will number 3 be?
>>
>lana's shoes
hnnnnnnnggg
>>
>top face boo'd
>heel gets no reaction
Get your shit together, WWE
>>
did lana get a tit job?
>>
>>905503
him losing means they are doubling down in their investment to him.
you do not want him to lose. him losing means redemption storyline. where he will get a reshot and will get the title back
>>
Lana tits look amazing as always
>>
>you now remember when Rusev was undefested and it took John Cena a three month feud to stop him
>>
>Lana
I am cum
>>
>>905582
me
>>
>>905582
Heath Slater baybehhhh
>>
> Roman Reigns representing The Baby Grills
> Rusev representing Lack o' Grammar.
>>
Oh hey, Rusev is exactly who I predicted as someone who can stick in the ring with Roman for a bit without getting auto eliminated but also without wasting a big name early. Where's my prize?
>>
roman is handsome
>>
>>905635

BAH GAWD
>>
WHEN IT REIGNS
HE BORES
>>
DANIEL BRYAN

DANIEL BRYAN

DANIEL BRYAN

DANIEL BRYAN

DANIEL BRYAN
>>
>>905568
>Australian
Crikey mate
>>
T-they won't boo Roman 2 years in a row
R-right?
>>
Just finished watching the football playoff game. Where y'all watching this?
>>
did taima just crash?

I'm getting 502'd
>>
>>905623
hello cum
>>
Where do I turn on HD on the wwe network player
>>
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
OH FUCK IT'S AJ STYLES #3!!!!
>>
SO FUCKING STRONG
>>
> Second rope
Wow, I almost thought he was eliminated then.
>>
wtf since when is this over the top rule allowed ?
>>
HOLY SHIT!
>>
IT'S HIM
>>
Rip Rusev ;_;
>>
Fuck off..already...Rusev should last 10-15 people.
>>
File: 1259814608922.png (291 KB, 512x384) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1259814608922.png
291 KB, 512x384
HOLY FUCK AJ
>>
>burying Styles at #3

WHYYYYYYYYYY
>>
>THE PHENOMAL ONE
MY DICK
IM MARKING MY DICK OFF
ITS FLYING AROUND THE ROOM
>>
OMG
>>
AJ STYLES!

THANKS TRIPLE H FOR SIGNING AJ!
>>
HOLY FUCK
>>
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
HOLY SHIT ITS HIM ITS FUCKIN AJ
>>
IT MUST BE
>>
STYLES STYLES
>>
OH shit!
>>
Rusev gets to go home and fuck Lana. He's winning more than Roman.
>>
>aj 3rd

top kek
>>
baw gawd
>>
FUCKING AJ STYLES #3

GETTING KNOCKED OUT SO EARLY
>>
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
MARKING OUTTTTTTTT
>>
>That pop

And at #3 he's definitely not going to win.

Well then.
>>
IT HAPPENED!
>>
I'm fucking marking!!!
>>
LITERALLY WHO @ NUMBER 3
>>
File: IMG_0025.gif (1 MB, 200x150) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_0025.gif
1 MB, 200x150
HOTTEST FREE AGENT
>>
File: MOIST.png (152 KB, 436x567) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
MOIST.png
152 KB, 436x567
>>
> Lack o' Grammar is eliminated
> AJ Styles representing Da Danger Boyz
>>
AJ TO WIN
>>
HOLY SJI YES AJ
>>
Rusev had to eat a dick for AJ. Hah.
>>
AJ Styles is now the biggest babyface in the company.
>>
>Styles being fed to Roman

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OUTLAW FAGGOTS BTFO
>>
romans already sweating
>>
AJ should have been in the WWE YEARS ago...glad to finally have him here

BRB he gon job to RR
>>
my balls
>>
File: maria.webm (3 MB, 640x360) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
maria.webm
3 MB, 640x360
>that shit music
>>
>you'll never shed blood for the business
JFMSU
>>
>>905448
HERE WE GO ANON
>>
THEY ARE LETTING HIM KEEP THE STYLES CLASH
>>
Holy fuck, this is so fucking surreal.
>>
I'M SORRY BUT THE CAMERAWORK WAS FUCKING TERRIBLE.

WHY NOT SHOW THE TRON? WHY SHOW THAT STUPID FUCKING CUNT'S FACE?
>>
WTF Nigga
>>
LOL PUTTING THE FAGGOT CHARACTER RIGHT AFTER AJ
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMYqVklk39I
>>
I'm not even surprised, but still, holy shit!
>>
I haven't marked out since such a long time ago, holy shit.
>>
So which guy will get eliminated in under a minute
>>
There is literally no way the crowd doesn't turn on this rumble again when Aj is eliminated
>>
STYLES VS BREEZE FEUD CONFIRMED
>>
>yfw AJ and Finn meet again tonight
>>
> Tyler Breeze representing Money and Girth
>>
>>905860
>pretending to be retarded
>>
>>905860
>outlaw wrestling
>>
>>905837
>Crowd popping and we seeing Roman's weird ass face
>>
OFTEN IMITATED

NEVER ELIMINATED
>>
>no one will know who AJ Styles is
/wwe/ retards literally blown the fuck out
>>
>THAT FUCKING MONSTER POP FOR AJ
>THAT THEME
>AJ FUCKING STYLES IS IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE

>MFW IDGAF THAT THEY'LL END UP RUINING THIS SOMEHOW I'M STILL MARKING
>>
>>905860

Newfag
>>
>>905860
Redneck John Cena
>>
NEVER ELIMINATED
>>
>>905860
5 times TNA World champion
>>
AXEL
>>
Axel still not eliminated!
>>
>>905860
Some outlaw wrestling faggots smarks drool over

Going to get eliminated in 2 min
>>
>>905860

Motherfucker I'm >>905785

and I've literally never seen AJ wrestle but I still know who he is
>>
File: 1410470176171.jpg (127 KB, 736x721) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1410470176171.jpg
127 KB, 736x721
>screamed and marked when i thought it was jeff hardy
>>
They should make Curtis Axel not be eliminated again..keep doing it for years..lol
>>
> Money and Girth is eliminated
> Curtis Axel representing The Sex Appeals
>>
>>905890
apparently i'm retarded because i don't watch TNA? who the fuck cares
>>
I forgot how good of a seller Styles is.
>>
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN
>>
>>905952
SMARK SMARK SMARK SMARK
>>
Reigns and AJ to last the whole match then Haitch comes in #30 and wins
>>
I didn't know that J.O.B squad was still around
>>
AXEL FINALLY ELIMINATED AFTER A YEAR

HASN'T BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THIS YEAR'S YET
>>
>The Roma-road to wrestlemania
>>
streams?
>>
>Jericho and Styles in a match together

10 years ago this would be great.
>>
I'm going to be pissed if Roman wins.
>>
YEAR OF AXEL FINALLY OVER
oh boy old y2j
>>
Who ready to fly?
>>
Y2 MOTHERFUCKING J
>>
JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
C O O L D A D
O
O
L
D
A
D
>>
>>905958
Im pretty sure the crowd thought that too cause they popped
>>
>AJ STYLES AND Y2J in the same ring together
my life is complete
>>
>>905979
>>905977
>>905977
>>905979

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SO AHEAD I JUST REFRESHED MY GOD DAMN STREAM FUCK YOU

GOD DAMN I HATE MY INTERNET
>>
Y2J lookin' a little chunky there.
>>
AJ STYLES AND CHRIS JERICHO IN THE SAME FUCKING RING
>>
> The Sex Appeals are eliminated
> Chris Jericho representing Battleplan X
>>
File: SIXTYENTIRENIGGERS.png (207 KB, 307x371) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
SIXTYENTIRENIGGERS.png
207 KB, 307x371
>>906025
>tfw you missed the AJ pop because taima is shitting itself
>>
>>906028
he's just bulking bro
>>
any stream that isn't complete shit?
>>
File: ChristJustico.jpg (4 MB, 2562x3618) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ChristJustico.jpg
4 MB, 2562x3618
JUST
>>
You guys ready for Josh to get the shit kicked out of him? Also, this Rumble is pretty good so far.
>>
>>906028

Better than he did over the summer
>>
WHO STILL MARKING?
>>
KANE MY NIGGA
>>
THATS GOTTA BE KANE
>>
>My sweepstake gave me Kane

FUCK SAKE
>>
>I only like guys with shin guards
>>
KANE IS GONNA STAY IN TO KEEP HIS ELIMINATION RECORD
TY BASED GOD
>>
>kane already gassed before he got to the ring
>>
>>906049
wwe network
>>
COME ON KANE
>17
holy fuck
>>
File: Kane.jpg (226 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Kane.jpg
226 KB, 1280x720
KANE, LETS WIN THIS BABY! 17th Rumble

So many veterans in the ring at once
>>
Damn, Jericho looking flabby as fuck.
>>
Wait why has Kane his mask back on? Last time I watched WWE was in 2005
>>
> Kane representing Remorseful Jimmies
>>
>>906071
I was going to write that, fuck you
>>
THAT'S GATTA BE KANE!
>>
File: 1451869610432.jpg (87 KB, 649x536) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451869610432.jpg
87 KB, 649x536
POST YFW THIS MUSIC HITS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7-BJyY0ri4
>>
Who will AJ Styles Clash?
>>
>>906061
i screamed like a bitch senpai
>>
>>905824
Muh dick
>>
I like how Michael Cole keeps making sure to call AJ Styles by his full name to get him over.
>>
>roman is doing nothing but sit in the corner.
can you at least try to build suspense here wwe?
>>
Any chance Nakamura comes out for the rumble?
>>
>The, Demonkane
>>
GOLDUST
>>
FUCKING GOLDUST
>>
>>906001

Was thinking exactly the same
>>
This ring has like 100 years of wrestling experience LOL
>>
>>906118
Star dust
>>
>>906118
No one. Vince dickwaving again
>>
So cool to see AJ in a WWE ring
>>
OLDUST
>>
SHATTERED DREAMS
>>
GOOOOOLDUST
might be his last one
>>
They have to have another surprise for later right?

Having someone like the big show be number 30 would be retarded.
..right?
>>
>>906132
No. He will be going to WWE on February 1st.
>>
MAH BOY, GOLDUST
>>
>>906126
AJ is the most over person in the ring right now, and will likely be the most over person in the ring until he leaves the ring.
>>
Gold dust here because no one has been eliminated for a while
>>
>>906096
He goes back and forth from mask to no mask every other week now.
>>
>FUCKING Golddust looks more in shape than Jericho
>>
Reigns looking fucking gassed. Jesus what is he gonna look like by the end
>>
When is the Big Bad Booty Daddy going to be in?
>>
>>906132
his contract isnt up till the 31st i believe
>>
>>906132
0.

His resignation press conference is live on NJPW World right now.
>>
> Goldust representing School of Cosmos
>>
>>906096
Kane takes his mask off/on as often as Big Show heel turns.
>>
This line up is hype as fuck

If it was 1998
>>
File: i came.png (77 KB, 237x220) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
i came.png
77 KB, 237x220
who here still marking for ALLEN JONES
>>
Balor when?
>>
THE BIG MEH
>>
File: images.jpg (7 KB, 259x194) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
images.jpg
7 KB, 259x194
i miss this costume
>>
it's so surreal seeing AJ Styles in a WWE ring.
>>
>>906116
MASTER OF STRONG STYLE!
>>
DUMB AS FUCK
>>
Ryback is just being fed boooooooooooo
>>
Whyback
>>
Poor Ryback getting booed. He's a nice guy.
>>
FEED ME MOR!
>>
>They're actually letting AJ keep the Styles Clash
Pls break someone's neck
>>
HE'S A BIG GUY
FOR RUMBLES
>>
Eliminate Ryback now before he touches Styles
>>
Fire that camera man
>>
> Ryback representing B-Movie
>>
>nobody is trying to eliminate Reigns
>>
>>906128
What, you expect Ramen to wrassle for more than five minutes at a time? What is he, super man?
>>
>>906241
He's a big guy
>>
Ryback creates a vision board......my sides.....
>>
AJ won't win.

Brock is going to throw AJ out.

AJ and Brock feud incoming.
>>
If they were gonna have Roman and AJ going back and forth being a thing, why not just have AJ be number 2 and let Rusev come in later for a potential League of Jobbers ganging up on the others bit?
>>
>>906170
they could still give us nakamura, balor, gallows, machinegun kelly, HHH
>>
what numbers will daniel bryan and sting be?

>>906241
yeah seriously. he's like little kid happy he's in the wwe. i think him and jericho are friends as well
>>
Reminder that everyone in this ring besides Ryback and Reigns have wrestled in the ATTICHOOD era.
>>
Fuck I got Rybotch
>>
I can't wait to hear Finn Balor's THUMPTHUMP THUMPTHUMP THUMPTHUMP
>>
>>906258
Hopefully Big Shows so he finally fucking retires
>>
>muh Rybotch meme
>>
>>906276
for you
>>
Roman will probably eliminate everyone currently in the ring.
>>
>>906258
Preferably Roman's
>>
Tfw AJ accidentally eliminates Roman and Vince rushes out and tears his quads again in frustration
>>
AJ STYLES IS SO FUCKING OVER

>The new day

OHHHH BELIEVE
>>
GOLDUST TOO STRONG
>>
>>906292
>Can AJ Styles Clash the Big Show
>>
>>906216
in an interview with cody rhodes, he stated that this scene and gimmick is when Dusty Rhodes became so proud of his son for committing to his character
>>
FREAKIN GOLDUST MAN

GOLDUST, KANE AND JERICHO IN RING

ITS 2001 AGAIN
>>
so what crazy shit is he gonna do this year
>>
AJ STYLES CHAMPION PLS WWE FUCKING RETARDS
>>
> Kofi Kingston representing Censored Dream
>>
How does Kofi save himself from elimination this year?
>>
So how is Kofi going to stop himself from being eliminated this year? My call is unicorn magic
>>
>>906307
And tears his other quad rushing back out
>>
Everyone quick. Call Kofi's avoiding elimination spot
>>
keep ryback the fuck away from styles
>>
>>906340

newday hold him up
>>
Lesnar entering soon, getting a bit crowded
>>
>>906324
he is going to become wwe champion. thats what
>>
File: All Smiles.jpg (46 KB, 331x473) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
All Smiles.jpg
46 KB, 331x473
>>906332
>drew 10
>got Kofi
>>
>Roidbotch kills AJ

OGRE
>>
i fucking love this crowd booing the reddit tier shit
>>
>>906340

The trombone!
>>
>>906313
A smark can dream
>>
>>906340
Bounces off of Big SHow's stomach
>>
TITUS GON WIN
>>
I still can't believe AJ is here holy fucking shit, someone hold my hand.
>>
>>906347
he jumps to the announcer's table, then jumps back in
>>
look how hard everyone is selling...
>>
> Titus O'Neil representing Pronst*rs
>>
>anyone who touches AJ gets boo'd
This finish is getting shit on even more than last year.
>>
>>906385
I will
>>
>>906393
>inb4 the table breaks
>>
>>906365
"I'm dumb as fuck, I'm sorry"
>>
>>906347
He lands on Big E's shoulders and jumps off of him into the ring.
>>
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
>>
HAHAHA TRUTH AND THE LADDER
>>
>>906385
a shame he came in as 3. he could have had the hope that he would go far and could steal it.

Now there is like no hope
>>
Please stop making Titus look stronk
>>
File: 1384027260658.jpg (42 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1384027260658.jpg
42 KB, 1280x720
....Truth... Truth, my man...
>>
DUMB NIGGA
>>
LADDER MATCH TIME
>>
>WWE
>Continuity

HOLY SHIT THEY DO KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
>>
File: Dog bark gif.gif (987 KB, 370x202) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Dog bark gif.gif
987 KB, 370x202
Any /dogbarks/ in here?
>>
KEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>
>R truth thinks it's money in the bank

Lol
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

THOSE STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS
>>
>R-Truth is a retard spot
Thank you based Vince
>>
> School of Cosmos are eliminated
> R-Truth representing Sweet Feet Sour
>>
I swear to god, I fucking love R-Truth.
>>
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD
>>
Hahahaa truth. My sides
>>
File: 1449365180242.png (17 KB, 240x150) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1449365180242.png
17 KB, 240x150
Truth...
familia...
>>
>>906436
Titus IS stronk
>>
I kind of like the stupid r-truth gimmick.
>>
fucking nigger
>>
god I fucking love R-Truth
>>
Remember when R Truth was afraid of heights?
>>
That shit was stupid.
>>
hahah oh my god what
>>
rip my chances
rip team Sweet Feet Sour
>>
Top lel
>>
dammit RTRUTH

YOU ARE THE HERO WE NEED RIGHT NOW. GOOD SPOT FRIENDO

GREAT SPOT HOMIE
>>
>that shit spot
>>
>>906415
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>906415
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>906352

somebody answer the phone because i fucking called it.
>>
If you don't think New Day is the best stable in WWE then you don't have any taste
>>
BAH!
>>
>>906506

D-O-double-G and K-Kwik gettin' rowdy!!!
>>
>they didn't keep the ladder.
wouldn't want things to be interesintg
>>
File: 1421720366142.gif (349 KB, 255x255) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1421720366142.gif
349 KB, 255x255
>styles working with ryback

please stop hurting me like this
>>
oh fuck
so Wyatts are going over tonight
>>
wyatt family is gay as fuck
>>
>>906492
He conquered his fear of ladders at wrestlemania. And then he wasn't in the mitb match
>>
> Sweet Feet Sour are eliminated
> Luke Harper representing The Couch Bookers
>>
File: 1229398332084.jpg (95 KB, 242x288) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1229398332084.jpg
95 KB, 242x288
Really, Vince? You need to push Reigns this hard?
>>
OH FUCK THIS
>>
>>906517

shut up, retard

the new Four Horsemen are the best faction since DX (pre-2000 DX, the real DX)
>>
>>906530
>Ryback injures Styles and he never wrestles again.
>>
Is this the Royal Rumble that was advertised as Roman Reigns having to get through 29 people? or the Rumble where Reigns sits in the corner for most of the match
>>
WHY DO /woo/ tube ads redirect the entire fucking page? what kind of shit is this?
>>
Remember the royal rumble where Mankind came out with a shopping cart full of weapons? Good times
>>
DAMN

LOOK AT THIS GUY. HE IS GOING TO KEEP HOLDING KOFI FOR SUCH A LONG PERIOD OF TIME. AIN'T EVEN GONNA SWEAT IT. MY NIGGA BIG E IS GOING TO PUT THAT WHOLE TEAM ON HIS BACK

WE MAY HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE REASON WHY HE HAS ALL THOSE MUSCLES FOR ANYWAYS

GOD DAMN!
>>
>>906541

Please have sex
>>
jesus this is dumb
>>
beat down Ramen so he can rest for half the match lel
>>
Do they actually draw numbers for some of the entrants, or is the whole order meticulously determined?
>>
>this is just a spot to keep roman out of the ring so he can't get eliminated accidentally and look stronger when he wins
fuck you
>>
why the fuck didn't they put him over the top

like I know why but it's fucking stupid
>>
fuck you vinc
>>
so this means that reigns wins right
>>
>>906570

That was Raven.
>>
Reigns fucking confirmed victory. God dammit Vince.
>>
Why the fuck wouldn't they pull Roman over the ropes?! This makes zero sense.
>>
Inb4 Vince wins the rumble again
>>
Let me guess, Roman doesn't get back in the ring until later in the match....FUCK
>>
HOW CAN REIGNS OVER COME THESE ODDS?
>>
>Stardust getting fired
thank god
>>
>>906562

then he goes on Colt Cabana's podcast and talks about how much Vince and the corporation suck
>>
So Roman is going to lay outside the entire match

Then go back in and win at the end.
>>
So roman is winning................
>>
File: Stop The Pain.jpg (81 KB, 480x300) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Stop The Pain.jpg
81 KB, 480x300
OH BAH GAWD WHO'S HE'S GOING TO OVERCOME THESE ODDS MAGGLE
>>
>>906619
this
>>
>>906557
Given how people have been so resistant to his push, then yeah, he probably needs to push him even harder.
>>
can't wait for reigns to overcome the odds
>>
[THE ODDS ARE STACKED]
>>
RUSEV GET DOWN

GET DOWN RUSEV

RUSEV PLZ

RUSEV YOU WON'T GET YOUR DESSERT IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN
>>
> Stardust representing Exotic and Delicious
>>
>it's all about Roman

COME THE FUCK ON
>>
>>906599
You sure? I'm not a huge wrestling fan so I'm probably wrong but I swear I remember Mankind doing something like that. I honestly only watch the Royal Rumble nowadays.
>>
Oh okay, so we get this stupid plot shit instead of the rest of the match

thanks
>>
Well Roman confirmed win
>>
>Rumble match going on
>cameras on fucking Roman
wew
>>
ramenwinslol
>>
GROUP HUG
>>
Let's have Roman sleep for the rest of the match
>>
Okay, now that ramen is defenseless, throw him back in the ring and throw him out. Oh wait, kayfabe only exists when convenient.
>>
File: whatever priest.jpg (70 KB, 640x960) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
whatever priest.jpg
70 KB, 640x960
roman is going to win this isn't he?
>>
Odds confirmed being overcome
>>
League of jobbers ""forgets" to put reigns back in the ring, he rests it out till the end, goes in, wins from number 1, beats mysterios time, first ever title defence in a rumble, no one likes him still
>>
>>906589

#RoyalRumble1999
>>
>ywn hug Rusev, Sheamus and Dorito
>>
>>906589
Well it's not like he can actually wrassle that long, he's winded after three minutes of ring time.
>>
File: SCARING.jpg (11 KB, 512x384) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
SCARING.jpg
11 KB, 512x384
>royal rumble
>hey let's focus on one guy and have the entire match happen outside the ring so he can get a push and rest up for the finale
>>
>>906639
Now Roman gets to sleep outside the ring for the next 20 minutes.
>>
They don't even put him back in the ring.

THEY DON'T EVEN PUT HIM BACK IN THE FUCKING RING

COME THE FUCK ON
>>
>COME HERE BOSS
>>
CAN REIGNS OVERCOME THE ODDS???
>>
GUYS

GUYS

WHAT IF

holy shit get this

what if we throw Roman over the ropes THEN beat him up

Eh?
>>
where the fuck are the surprises god damn it
>>
>They don't throw him back into the ring


UGGGGGGGGGGGGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>
He can't get eliminated outside goddammit.

Fucking retarded.
>>
>Even when he's getting attacked Roman literally buries the Rumble match itself
>>
Bigshowlol
>>
>kofi gets eliminated
>nobody sees it because cameras are on roman

good shit good shit
>>
>>906670

until #30 hits and it's time to play The Game

Holler if ya hear me
>>
FUCKING NEW YEARS BABY
>>
Did someone throw popcorn at Vince?

What happen outside the ring after the roman through the table?
>>
Roman is going on a stretcher.
>>
> Big Show representing Allstar Future
>>
Ayy, niggas taking him away so he can re enter at 27-30. Or just run back later on anyway.

REIGNS SUCKS VINCE DICK
>>
i cant wait for the last 3 then roman joins "REMEMBER ROMAN WASNT ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP ROPE XDDDDD"
>>
>Bringing out a stretcher
Fuck OFF Vince, holy shit

Golly gee whiz, I wonder if Roman is gonna heroically come back out later in the match
>>
I love how they didn't show how Kofi got eliminated...
>>
if roman wins it, it'll be boring as fuck
>>
>Luke Harper heiling hitler as he falls down
ROCHESTER REPRESENT
>>
>I just want to bring up that roman has never been officially eliminated

fuck this
>>
roman trips aj brock is the final 4 right?
>>
>Vince wants Reigns to lose.
>He pretty much takes him out the entire match until the end.

Do the writers even think about the logic of these stories?
>>
just a reminder
>>
congrats vince

I mad
I mad as fuck
>>
The man that the pops forgot
>>
File: 1445535669636.jpg (70 KB, 587x545) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1445535669636.jpg
70 KB, 587x545
>i just want to point roman hasn't been officially eliminated
>>
>it's a "Roman gets taken backstage to rest" episode
>>
so this is basically just an excuse for Roman to go get some water and take a nap
>>
>>906705
Nah. That makes too much sense.
>>
>Roman gets to have a break because they know he'll be too gassed for the whole match
Holy shit, fuck this Rumble.
>>
>>906711
They could have just all jumped into the ring and thrown Roman out.
>>
>Getting away from the match so he can return when there is only like 3 guys left so he wins
>>
Fuck yeah the man that autism didn't forget
>>
>>906705
Or at least throw him back in the damn ring afterwards so he can get thrown out, but the wwe doesn't respect us enough to think we're anything but retards.
>>
This is quickly becoming the worst rumble ever
>>
when did kofi get eliminated?
>>
TRIPLE H SAVE US FROM ROMAN WINNING
>>
>>906741
Got ya brother
>>
>all these roman shots while things happen

I fucking hate it
>>
I almost thought it was someone good
>>
GET THE CAMERAS OFF ROMAN HOLY SHIT NO ONE CARES
>>
STOP CUTTING TO ROMAN I WANT TO SEE THE FUCKING MATCH.
>>
>It's a Roman takes a nap episode
>>
> Pronst*rs are eliminated
> B-Movie are eliminated
> Neville representing The Neckbeards
>>
>>906833
when did he even get back in the ring
>>
3 years straight.

3 shitty rumbles.
>>
>Roman is so easily gassed they have to let him go nap during the rumble
fuck you
>>
>>906847
Yeah, Roman is definitely winning this shit.
>>
File: 1445996867406.jpg (212 KB, 777x1023) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1445996867406.jpg
212 KB, 777x1023
>its a everybody wonders what roman reigns is doing episode
>>
KANE DED
>>
I want to believe vince is bluffing us, we think reigns is gonna come back and win it at the end but he doesnt. please. dont let reings keep on being such a flat champion
>>
oh boy
>>
>>906805

basically

how much time did Vince and Austin spend outside the ring during 1999?
>>
>>906868
>3
the rumble has been shit for the last 5 years
>>
Time for bodies to start flying.

>>906861
Sometime when the camera was on Reigns.
>>
>>906861
He never did, jericho kicked him when he was about to get back in.
>>
BASED
>>
When is the big bad boots daddy coming out?
>>
>>906893
5 rumbles
5 shitty rumbles!
>>
Strowman hug :3
>>
> Braun Strowman representing Corporate Greed
>>
File: 1421086252467.png (153 KB, 334x436) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1421086252467.png
153 KB, 334x436
>look at this!
>big show and wyatt guy #4
>>
Based Strowman
>>
Thank god Big Show and Kane are gone but lol at the botch elimination
>>
le fat man of strong
>>
Damn, didn't think strowman was that tall.
>>
Strong Broham threw that nigga Kang out! ha
>>
>>906916
#29
He gon win
>>
strowman getting over super fast
>>
How did Kofi get eliminated?
>>
RIP owens
>>
Strowman's moves look like mac's from always sunny
>>
fat man
>>
>Wyatt Family only ones left in the ring
>one by one they leave and eliminate themselves
>Bray wins the Rumble
>Roman comes out
>oh noes the whole Wyatt Family eliminated themselves now Bray is alone lol
>>
>Beeg just put someone over
holy shit what
>>
FAT OWENS FAT

Never understand the appeal of this fuck
>>
>tfw got fatfuck Owens
Guaranteed loss
>>
>getting knocked out so fast

Fucking Big slow.
>>
But he is hurt he cant fight wirght now!
>>
>Big show stuck in ropes
>Big show tips ring over on one side
>everybody eliminated
>>
File: 005.jpg (204 KB, 582x584) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
005.jpg
204 KB, 582x584
>intelligent use of big show to put over a younger wrestler
>>
File: hqdefault[3].jpg (24 KB, 480x360) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
hqdefault[3].jpg
24 KB, 480x360
she's a qt tbqh
>>
>owens actually selling his injuries
this is why i love owens
>>
>>906952
Jericho kicked him as he reentered the ring
>>
>>906949

His only purpose is to job to Triple H

This is already a remade Royal Rumble 2004
>>
Brock after KO, still got league or nations, wyatt's

Triple H
>>
>>906952
Jericho kicked him when he was about to kick back in the ring.
>>
OWENS TOP HEEL

HOLY SHIT
>>
HOBBLE OWENS HOBBLE
>>
HEEM LIMPY
>>
>goes back first through a table
>takes ZERO damage to his leg during match
>comes out limping
>>
that's a true prize fighter right there maggle
>>
STYLES NOOOOOOOO
>>
File: 7564.jpg (17 KB, 461x478) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
7564.jpg
17 KB, 461x478
WHAT THE FUCK OWENS
>>
> Remorseful Jimmies are eliminated
> Allstar Future are eliminated
> Kevin Owens represents Buckets of Blood
>>
FUCK NO OWENS
>>
>Limps to the ring
>Limps gone soon as he eliminates AJ Styles

Oh fuck off

>Welcome to the WWE

that made me chuckle though
>>
>Owens vs Styles at WM
MY DICK
>>
Well there's his fuel

Styles and Owens for the next 6 months
>>
OH SHIT
>>
AW SHIT
>>
>>906965
yeah but to complete the narrative the family would have to beat ramen for like 5 minutes while brayy gloats
>>
WHELP
>>
>styles
>>
And there we go.

It begins.
>>
So when does Reigns come back and win?

Is he going to come back when there's actually a few niggas left or when there's one nigga left?
>>
AJ IS OUT

TIME TO STOP WATCHING THE ROMAN RUMBLE
>>
NOOO
>>
BASED OWENS
>>
OWENS JU ST SHIT ALL OVER SMARKY SMARKS
>>
>How do we eliminate an outlaw wrestler without getting shit on
>Have another outlaw wrestler eliminate him

Pretty good strategy actually
>>
NOO FUCK YOU
>>
Fuck you, Owens.
>>
Very wise to make Owens eliminate AJ
>>
KILL OWENS KILL
>>
>AJ out
Dream is dead
>Crowd still cheering for AJ
Ayyyy
>>
>eliminated by a man that can't even walk in a straight line
B U R I E D
U
R
I
E
D
>>
>Ambrose

aw shit round 2 niggas
>>
>aj styles debuts
>never lands a single signature or finisher

Come on.
>>
>it's a WWE can't book a Royal Rumble match with good reactions episode
>>
WELCOME TO THE WWE
>>
FUCKING OWENS


they are smart as fuck to have owens be the person to throw him out

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCKING OWENS
>>
Fuck you Owens!
you still based tho
>>
OWENS TOP HEEL
>>
File: itsonnowchaps.jpg (47 KB, 300x388) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
itsonnowchaps.jpg
47 KB, 300x388
>Owens getting Tsar Bomba levels of heat

Best heel in the company.
>>
>>907012

Holy shit, that worked perfectly along with the Strowman spot.
>>
A new Daniel Bryan is born.
>>
>Styles vs Owens vs Neville at Wresltemania
PLEASE
>>
File: 1448437516183.jpg (44 KB, 630x409) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1448437516183.jpg
44 KB, 630x409
>Styles vs Owens at WM
I am perfectly okay with this.
>>
NOOO

THAT'S NOT FAIR

HE'S ALREADY A FUCKING TITLE HOLDER THERE'S LITERALLY 0 CHANCE
>>
>>907084
Well like, they should have done this the last couple years to get monster heat on someone and they never did.
>>
>>906986
UNDERRATED
>>
File: 112w9RP.png (144 KB, 1024x1024) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
112w9RP.png
144 KB, 1024x1024
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OWENS SO HARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>907106
He hit a pele very early on
>>
>>906988
Does Neville have hydrocephaly or something?
>>
> Da Danger Boyz are eliminated
> Dean Ambrose representing Unhygenic
>>
>I mentioned he was never eliminated

Guys did you notice?
>>
Crowd died when AJ was eliminated. This is last rumble all over again
>>
Strong Broham quickly eliminated Big Hoe and Kang
>struggling with Starduss
>>
UH SO STYLES OWENS FEUD?
>>
So you can just go under the ropes and chill until the end of the match? At least Rey or HBK or [Extracted] stayed the entire match, shieeet.

>also Reminder that Maven has never officially been eliminated.
>>
>replays of raman
FUCK OFF
>>
File: 0lBXFeW[1].png (108 KB, 400x381) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
0lBXFeW[1].png
108 KB, 400x381
>I get le Cray-z indie trash
Welp I guess I'm out already
>>
NEVER ELIMINATED
>>
And straight into the IC picture AJ Styles goes, 3 way with dean and KO. Dean better be in the final 4 here.
>>
File: 1410173891388.jpg (40 KB, 289x369) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1410173891388.jpg
40 KB, 289x369
>here's what happened to roman
>keep in mind he was never officially eliminated
>>
I'm so fed up. And I just tuned in for the rumble match after months of abstaining. Btw how was the last man standing match.
>>
HOLY SHIT SAMI ZAYN'S BACK
>>
OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE
>>
>>907153
WE ARE /asp/'s LITTLE SECRET!
WE'RE GONNA WIN!
>>
INDIE BOYZZZZ
>>
YOU BETTER KNOCK HIM OUT SAMI
>>
ZAYN
>>
ROMAN RAINS WILL WIN
>>
LETS GO
>>
SAMI

FUCKING

ZAYN
>>
OH FUCK
>>
OK this midget reddit faggot fuck better doesnt get to the last fight
>>
If Roman wins again, and this time, spending the entire match backstage, the boos of last year won't even compare.
>>
BUT GUYS

HOLD ON

GUYS

whats roman reigns doing right now??
>>
>STYLES VS OWENS VS SAMI AT WM

MY
FUCKING
DICK
>>
>>906676
> Rey jumps in from the stands puts Roman into the ring.
> No one knows what to do this wasn't part of the script.
> HHH at number 30 quickly pushes Ramen over the top
> Rey slinks back to Lucha Underground Record intact.
You Mark?
>>
Fatal 4-Way for IC title at 'Mania, Owens vs. Ambrose vs. Styles vs. Zayn
>>
OWENS HAS SO MANY POSSIBLE FUEDS
>>
> Sami Zayn representing European Elite
>>
GET REKT OWENS
>>
File: 1440462944510.png (143 KB, 672x434) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1440462944510.png
143 KB, 672x434
>>907230
>>
OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEEEE OLEEEE
>>
>>907221
>le reddit
>>>/wwe/
>>
JEW-CHA!
JEW-CHA!
JEW-CHA!
JEW-CHA!
JEW-CHA!

WHO'S READY FOR SOME JEWCHA HEBRE`?
>>
>>907225
Taking a nap after having rested in the corner for twenty minutes from his five minutes of in ring work.
>>
The Wyatt show
>>
Owens confirmed top heel of the company. Literally 3 feuds at the same time
>>
so Bray is 30 right
>>
the gay family
>>
WOT IF THE 4 WYATT MEMBERS ARE THE LAST ONES!
>>
Well this rumble is dead right now. They need someone with pop
>>
>>907245
One of these is unlike like the others.
>>
CARLITO
>>
>>907288
He has to be.
>>
Fucking hell.

>AJ Styles
>Owens
>Ambrose
>Sami Zayne
>Finn Balor
>Hideo

2016 is either going to be the greatest year or greatest waste of potential.
>>
>Wyatts vs. Manlets
>>
>Rowan will represent the Cuck Masters
LIKE POETRY
>>
> Buckets of Blood are eliminated
> Erick Rowan representing The Cuck Makers
>>
jericho is still in

lmao
>>
>>907230
Please don't forget to include Neville
>>
File: oooh.jpg (15 KB, 500x472) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
oooh.jpg
15 KB, 500x472
yfw you remember Brock still hasn't come out yet
>>
KOFI IS STILL IN

MY NIGGA BIG E IS STILL HOLDING HIM UP
>>
>>907295
That would be too interesting to actually happen.
>>
File: 1413229545325.jpg (19 KB, 306x306) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1413229545325.jpg
19 KB, 306x306
Mfw WWE just ruined Style's debut for only a temporary pop
>>