-OFFICIAL ROYAL RUMBLE THREAD PART 2-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Roman Reigns
> Intercontinenal Champion: Dean Ambrose
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
ROMAN REIGNS FUCKING SUCKS
Eugene is going to win
CHEX MIX!
Here we goes boys!
IT BEGINS
>Current Champions:
>> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
>>905275
Calling it now:
#27 aj styles
#30 triple h
>>905331
Blue with Enzy bros, where we at?
>>905331
Let's see if i can redeem myself from the prediction chart
>YFW
Let's go Roman!
>>905306
Have sex virgin
>their will never be a cocker spaniel world champ
JUST SHITE ON MY HAND SENPAITACHI
rumble spoilers:
#1 Roman Reigns
#2 Roman Reigns
#3 Roman Reigns
#4 Roman Reigns
#5 Roman Reigns
#6 Roman Reigns
#7 Roman Reigns
#8 Roman Reigns
#9 Roman Reigns
# 10 Roman Reigns
# 11 Roman Reigns
# 12 Roman Reigns
# 13 Roman Reigns
# 14 Roman Reigns
#15 Roman Reigns
# 16 Roman Reigns
#17 Roman Reigns
#18 Roman Reigns
#19 Roman Reigns
#20 Roman Reigns
#21 Roman Reigns
#23 Roman Reigns
#24 Roman Reigns
#25 Roman Reigns
# 26 Roman Reigns
#27 Roman Reigns
#28 Roman Reigns
#29 AJ Styles (will be eliminated immediately to make Roman Reigns look strong)
#30 HHH
sorry i dont know how to do spoiler tags lol
Guys i've got no idea how Roman will overcome the odds!
would be one hell of a swerve if AJ Styles debuted and then won
>>905331
battleplan x representing
LILLIAN CAN'T SPEAK
Sweet Feet Sour represent~
>>905331
Congratulations to Malcolm and Sandow for Champ! Our 2 clean sweepers for the evening...
H Y P E
>>905331
Don't fail me number 8.
Lets go number 3, Triple H
Fire Lillian.
>>905331
>Number 3
Welp.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ramen getting boo'd
Going to be a good night, boys.
>>905448
>those boos
Where did the smarks go?
huge anti-pop for Reigns
THOSE BOOS
>>905409
Casuals would have no idea who he is. Maybe if it was balor and he had help from bullet club
>>905429
>Everyone booing Reigns
WEW LADS
>those boos
>they muted the crowd
>That heat
Just heel turn him already, Vince.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
One year of building this faggot up with literally everything and everyone imaginable and he's still fucking booed out of the building.
I hope he wins and people literally throw shit onto the ring.
>>905457
They're saying OOOOOOOOOman Reigns!
>worse boos than the last rumble
lmao
>>905482
Luckily it's a smarky ass crowd tonight
>the absolute state of your face of the company
He didn't get a single fucking cheer.
WAIT
LANA IS BACK WITH RUSEV?
LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CYKA BLYAT KILL KILL KILL
>LANA
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Rusev will win! Lets go you Australian brute
Who will number 3 be?
>lana's shoes
hnnnnnnnggg
>top face boo'd
>heel gets no reaction
Get your shit together, WWE
did lana get a tit job?
>>905503
him losing means they are doubling down in their investment to him.
you do not want him to lose. him losing means redemption storyline. where he will get a reshot and will get the title back
Lana tits look amazing as always
>you now remember when Rusev was undefested and it took John Cena a three month feud to stop him
>Lana
I am cum
>>905582
me
>>905582
Heath Slater baybehhhh
> Roman Reigns representing The Baby Grills
> Rusev representing Lack o' Grammar.
Oh hey, Rusev is exactly who I predicted as someone who can stick in the ring with Roman for a bit without getting auto eliminated but also without wasting a big name early. Where's my prize?
roman is handsome
>>905635
BAH GAWD
WHEN IT REIGNS
HE BORES
DANIEL BRYAN
DANIEL BRYAN
DANIEL BRYAN
DANIEL BRYAN
DANIEL BRYAN
>>905568
>Australian
Crikey mate
T-they won't boo Roman 2 years in a row
R-right?
Just finished watching the football playoff game. Where y'all watching this?
did taima just crash?
I'm getting 502'd
>>905623
hello cum
Where do I turn on HD on the wwe network player
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH FUCK IT'S AJ STYLES #3!!!!
SO FUCKING STRONG
> Second rope
Wow, I almost thought he was eliminated then.
wtf since when is this over the top rule allowed ?
HOLY SHIT!
IT'S HIM
Rip Rusev ;_;
Fuck off..already...Rusev should last 10-15 people.
HOLY FUCK AJ
>burying Styles at #3
WHYYYYYYYYYY
>THE PHENOMAL ONE
MY DICK
IM MARKING MY DICK OFF
ITS FLYING AROUND THE ROOM
OMG
AJ STYLES!
THANKS TRIPLE H FOR SIGNING AJ!
HOLY FUCK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
HOLY SHIT ITS HIM ITS FUCKIN AJ
IT MUST BE
STYLES STYLES
OH shit!
Rusev gets to go home and fuck Lana. He's winning more than Roman.
>aj 3rd
top kek
baw gawd
FUCKING AJ STYLES #3
GETTING KNOCKED OUT SO EARLY
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MARKING OUTTTTTTTT
>That pop
And at #3 he's definitely not going to win.
Well then.
IT HAPPENED!
I'm fucking marking!!!
LITERALLY WHO @ NUMBER 3
HOTTEST FREE AGENT
> Lack o' Grammar is eliminated
> AJ Styles representing Da Danger Boyz
AJ TO WIN
HOLY SJI YES AJ
Rusev had to eat a dick for AJ. Hah.
AJ Styles is now the biggest babyface in the company.
>Styles being fed to Roman
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OUTLAW FAGGOTS BTFO
romans already sweating
AJ should have been in the WWE YEARS ago...glad to finally have him here
BRB he gon job to RR
my balls
>that shit music
>you'll never shed blood for the business
JFMSU
>>905448
HERE WE GO ANON
THEY ARE LETTING HIM KEEP THE STYLES CLASH
Holy fuck, this is so fucking surreal.
I'M SORRY BUT THE CAMERAWORK WAS FUCKING TERRIBLE.
WHY NOT SHOW THE TRON? WHY SHOW THAT STUPID FUCKING CUNT'S FACE?
WTF Nigga
LOL PUTTING THE FAGGOT CHARACTER RIGHT AFTER AJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMYqVklk39I
I'm not even surprised, but still, holy shit!
I haven't marked out since such a long time ago, holy shit.
So which guy will get eliminated in under a minute
There is literally no way the crowd doesn't turn on this rumble again when Aj is eliminated
STYLES VS BREEZE FEUD CONFIRMED
>yfw AJ and Finn meet again tonight
> Tyler Breeze representing Money and Girth
>>905860
>pretending to be retarded
>>905860
>outlaw wrestling
>>905837
>Crowd popping and we seeing Roman's weird ass face
OFTEN IMITATED
NEVER ELIMINATED
>no one will know who AJ Styles is
/wwe/ retards literally blown the fuck out
>THAT FUCKING MONSTER POP FOR AJ
>THAT THEME
>AJ FUCKING STYLES IS IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE
>MFW IDGAF THAT THEY'LL END UP RUINING THIS SOMEHOW I'M STILL MARKING
>>905860
Newfag
>>905860
Redneck John Cena
NEVER ELIMINATED
>>905860
5 times TNA World champion
AXEL
Axel still not eliminated!
>>905860
Some outlaw wrestling faggots smarks drool over
Going to get eliminated in 2 min
>screamed and marked when i thought it was jeff hardy
They should make Curtis Axel not be eliminated again..keep doing it for years..lol
> Money and Girth is eliminated
> Curtis Axel representing The Sex Appeals
>>905890
apparently i'm retarded because i don't watch TNA? who the fuck cares
I forgot how good of a seller Styles is.
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN
>>905952
SMARK SMARK SMARK SMARK
Reigns and AJ to last the whole match then Haitch comes in #30 and wins
I didn't know that J.O.B squad was still around
AXEL FINALLY ELIMINATED AFTER A YEAR
HASN'T BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THIS YEAR'S YET
>The Roma-road to wrestlemania
streams?
>Jericho and Styles in a match together
10 years ago this would be great.
I'm going to be pissed if Roman wins.
YEAR OF AXEL FINALLY OVER
oh boy old y2j
Who ready to fly?
Y2 MOTHERFUCKING J
JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
C O O L D A D
O
O
L
D
A
D
>>905958
Im pretty sure the crowd thought that too cause they popped
>AJ STYLES AND Y2J in the same ring together
my life is complete
Y2J lookin' a little chunky there.
AJ STYLES AND CHRIS JERICHO IN THE SAME FUCKING RING
> The Sex Appeals are eliminated
> Chris Jericho representing Battleplan X
>>906025
>tfw you missed the AJ pop because taima is shitting itself
>>906028
he's just bulking bro
any stream that isn't complete shit?
JUST
You guys ready for Josh to get the shit kicked out of him? Also, this Rumble is pretty good so far.
>>906028
Better than he did over the summer
WHO STILL MARKING?
KANE MY NIGGA
THATS GOTTA BE KANE
>My sweepstake gave me Kane
FUCK SAKE
>I only like guys with shin guards
KANE IS GONNA STAY IN TO KEEP HIS ELIMINATION RECORD
TY BASED GOD
>kane already gassed before he got to the ring
>>906049
wwe network
COME ON KANE
>17
holy fuck
KANE, LETS WIN THIS BABY! 17th Rumble
So many veterans in the ring at once
Damn, Jericho looking flabby as fuck.
Wait why has Kane his mask back on? Last time I watched WWE was in 2005
> Kane representing Remorseful Jimmies
>>906071
I was going to write that, fuck you
THAT'S GATTA BE KANE!
POST YFW THIS MUSIC HITS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7-BJyY0ri4
Who will AJ Styles Clash?
>>906061
i screamed like a bitch senpai
>>905824
Muh dick
I like how Michael Cole keeps making sure to call AJ Styles by his full name to get him over.
>roman is doing nothing but sit in the corner.
can you at least try to build suspense here wwe?
Any chance Nakamura comes out for the rumble?
>The, Demonkane
GOLDUST
FUCKING GOLDUST
>>906001
Was thinking exactly the same
This ring has like 100 years of wrestling experience LOL
>>906118
Star dust
>>906118
No one. Vince dickwaving again
So cool to see AJ in a WWE ring
OLDUST
SHATTERED DREAMS
GOOOOOLDUST
might be his last one
They have to have another surprise for later right?
Having someone like the big show be number 30 would be retarded.
..right?
>>906132
No. He will be going to WWE on February 1st.
MAH BOY, GOLDUST
>>906126
AJ is the most over person in the ring right now, and will likely be the most over person in the ring until he leaves the ring.
Gold dust here because no one has been eliminated for a while
>>906096
He goes back and forth from mask to no mask every other week now.
>FUCKING Golddust looks more in shape than Jericho
Reigns looking fucking gassed. Jesus what is he gonna look like by the end
When is the Big Bad Booty Daddy going to be in?
>>906132
his contract isnt up till the 31st i believe
>>906132
0.
His resignation press conference is live on NJPW World right now.
> Goldust representing School of Cosmos
>>906096
Kane takes his mask off/on as often as Big Show heel turns.
This line up is hype as fuck
If it was 1998
who here still marking for ALLEN JONES
Balor when?
THE BIG MEH
i miss this costume
it's so surreal seeing AJ Styles in a WWE ring.
>>906116
MASTER OF STRONG STYLE!
DUMB AS FUCK
Ryback is just being fed boooooooooooo
Whyback
Poor Ryback getting booed. He's a nice guy.
FEED ME MOR!
>They're actually letting AJ keep the Styles Clash
Pls break someone's neck
HE'S A BIG GUY
FOR RUMBLES
Eliminate Ryback now before he touches Styles
Fire that camera man
> Ryback representing B-Movie
>nobody is trying to eliminate Reigns
>>906128
What, you expect Ramen to wrassle for more than five minutes at a time? What is he, super man?
>>906241
He's a big guy
Ryback creates a vision board......my sides.....
AJ won't win.
Brock is going to throw AJ out.
AJ and Brock feud incoming.
If they were gonna have Roman and AJ going back and forth being a thing, why not just have AJ be number 2 and let Rusev come in later for a potential League of Jobbers ganging up on the others bit?
>>906170
they could still give us nakamura, balor, gallows, machinegun kelly, HHH
what numbers will daniel bryan and sting be?
>>906241
yeah seriously. he's like little kid happy he's in the wwe. i think him and jericho are friends as well
Reminder that everyone in this ring besides Ryback and Reigns have wrestled in the ATTICHOOD era.
Fuck I got Rybotch
I can't wait to hear Finn Balor's THUMPTHUMP THUMPTHUMP THUMPTHUMP
>>906258
Hopefully Big Shows so he finally fucking retires
>muh Rybotch meme
>>906276
for you
Roman will probably eliminate everyone currently in the ring.
>>906258
Preferably Roman's
Tfw AJ accidentally eliminates Roman and Vince rushes out and tears his quads again in frustration
AJ STYLES IS SO FUCKING OVER
>The new day
OHHHH BELIEVE
GOLDUST TOO STRONG
>>906292
>Can AJ Styles Clash the Big Show
>>906216
in an interview with cody rhodes, he stated that this scene and gimmick is when Dusty Rhodes became so proud of his son for committing to his character
FREAKIN GOLDUST MAN
GOLDUST, KANE AND JERICHO IN RING
ITS 2001 AGAIN
so what crazy shit is he gonna do this year
AJ STYLES CHAMPION PLS WWE FUCKING RETARDS
> Kofi Kingston representing Censored Dream
How does Kofi save himself from elimination this year?
So how is Kofi going to stop himself from being eliminated this year? My call is unicorn magic
>>906307
And tears his other quad rushing back out
Everyone quick. Call Kofi's avoiding elimination spot
keep ryback the fuck away from styles
>>906340
newday hold him up
Lesnar entering soon, getting a bit crowded
>>906324
he is going to become wwe champion. thats what
>>906332
>drew 10
>got Kofi
>Roidbotch kills AJ
OGRE
i fucking love this crowd booing the reddit tier shit
>>906340
The trombone!
>>906313
A smark can dream
>>906340
Bounces off of Big SHow's stomach
TITUS GON WIN
I still can't believe AJ is here holy fucking shit, someone hold my hand.
>>906347
he jumps to the announcer's table, then jumps back in
look how hard everyone is selling...
> Titus O'Neil representing Pronst*rs
>anyone who touches AJ gets boo'd
This finish is getting shit on even more than last year.
>>906385
I will
>>906393
>inb4 the table breaks
>>906365
"I'm dumb as fuck, I'm sorry"
>>906347
He lands on Big E's shoulders and jumps off of him into the ring.
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
HAHAHA TRUTH AND THE LADDER
>>906385
a shame he came in as 3. he could have had the hope that he would go far and could steal it.
Now there is like no hope
Please stop making Titus look stronk
....Truth... Truth, my man...
DUMB NIGGA
LADDER MATCH TIME
>WWE
>Continuity
HOLY SHIT THEY DO KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
Any /dogbarks/ in here?
KEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>R truth thinks it's money in the bank
Lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
THOSE STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS
>R-Truth is a retard spot
Thank you based Vince
> School of Cosmos are eliminated
> R-Truth representing Sweet Feet Sour
I swear to god, I fucking love R-Truth.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD
Hahahaa truth. My sides
Truth...
familia...
>>906436
Titus IS stronk
I kind of like the stupid r-truth gimmick.
fucking nigger
god I fucking love R-Truth
Remember when R Truth was afraid of heights?
That shit was stupid.
hahah oh my god what
rip my chances
rip team Sweet Feet Sour
Top lel
dammit RTRUTH
YOU ARE THE HERO WE NEED RIGHT NOW. GOOD SPOT FRIENDO
GREAT SPOT HOMIE
>that shit spot
>>906415
HOLY SHIT
>>906415
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>906352
somebody answer the phone because i fucking called it.
If you don't think New Day is the best stable in WWE then you don't have any taste
BAH!
>>906506
D-O-double-G and K-Kwik gettin' rowdy!!!
>they didn't keep the ladder.
wouldn't want things to be interesintg
>styles working with ryback
please stop hurting me like this
oh fuck
so Wyatts are going over tonight
wyatt family is gay as fuck
>>906492
He conquered his fear of ladders at wrestlemania. And then he wasn't in the mitb match
> Sweet Feet Sour are eliminated
> Luke Harper representing The Couch Bookers
Really, Vince? You need to push Reigns this hard?
OH FUCK THIS
>>906517
shut up, retard
the new Four Horsemen are the best faction since DX (pre-2000 DX, the real DX)
>>906530
>Ryback injures Styles and he never wrestles again.
Is this the Royal Rumble that was advertised as Roman Reigns having to get through 29 people? or the Rumble where Reigns sits in the corner for most of the match
WHY DO /woo/ tube ads redirect the entire fucking page? what kind of shit is this?
Remember the royal rumble where Mankind came out with a shopping cart full of weapons? Good times
DAMN
LOOK AT THIS GUY. HE IS GOING TO KEEP HOLDING KOFI FOR SUCH A LONG PERIOD OF TIME. AIN'T EVEN GONNA SWEAT IT. MY NIGGA BIG E IS GOING TO PUT THAT WHOLE TEAM ON HIS BACK
WE MAY HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE REASON WHY HE HAS ALL THOSE MUSCLES FOR ANYWAYS
GOD DAMN!
>>906541
Please have sex
jesus this is dumb
beat down Ramen so he can rest for half the match lel
Do they actually draw numbers for some of the entrants, or is the whole order meticulously determined?
>this is just a spot to keep roman out of the ring so he can't get eliminated accidentally and look stronger when he wins
fuck you
why the fuck didn't they put him over the top
like I know why but it's fucking stupid
fuck you vinc
so this means that reigns wins right
>>906570
That was Raven.
Reigns fucking confirmed victory. God dammit Vince.
Why the fuck wouldn't they pull Roman over the ropes?! This makes zero sense.
Inb4 Vince wins the rumble again
Let me guess, Roman doesn't get back in the ring until later in the match....FUCK
HOW CAN REIGNS OVER COME THESE ODDS?
>Stardust getting fired
thank god
>>906562
then he goes on Colt Cabana's podcast and talks about how much Vince and the corporation suck
So Roman is going to lay outside the entire match
Then go back in and win at the end.
So roman is winning................
OH BAH GAWD WHO'S HE'S GOING TO OVERCOME THESE ODDS MAGGLE
>>906619
this
>>906557
Given how people have been so resistant to his push, then yeah, he probably needs to push him even harder.
can't wait for reigns to overcome the odds
[THE ODDS ARE STACKED]
RUSEV GET DOWN
GET DOWN RUSEV
RUSEV PLZ
RUSEV YOU WON'T GET YOUR DESSERT IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN
> Stardust representing Exotic and Delicious
>it's all about Roman
COME THE FUCK ON
>>906599
You sure? I'm not a huge wrestling fan so I'm probably wrong but I swear I remember Mankind doing something like that. I honestly only watch the Royal Rumble nowadays.
Oh okay, so we get this stupid plot shit instead of the rest of the match
thanks
Well Roman confirmed win
>Rumble match going on
>cameras on fucking Roman
wew
ramenwinslol
GROUP HUG
Let's have Roman sleep for the rest of the match
Okay, now that ramen is defenseless, throw him back in the ring and throw him out. Oh wait, kayfabe only exists when convenient.
roman is going to win this isn't he?
Odds confirmed being overcome
League of jobbers ""forgets" to put reigns back in the ring, he rests it out till the end, goes in, wins from number 1, beats mysterios time, first ever title defence in a rumble, no one likes him still
>>906589
#RoyalRumble1999
>ywn hug Rusev, Sheamus and Dorito
>>906589
Well it's not like he can actually wrassle that long, he's winded after three minutes of ring time.
>royal rumble
>hey let's focus on one guy and have the entire match happen outside the ring so he can get a push and rest up for the finale
>>906639
Now Roman gets to sleep outside the ring for the next 20 minutes.
They don't even put him back in the ring.
THEY DON'T EVEN PUT HIM BACK IN THE FUCKING RING
COME THE FUCK ON
>COME HERE BOSS
CAN REIGNS OVERCOME THE ODDS???
GUYS
GUYS
WHAT IF
holy shit get this
what if we throw Roman over the ropes THEN beat him up
Eh?
where the fuck are the surprises god damn it
>They don't throw him back into the ring
UGGGGGGGGGGGGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He can't get eliminated outside goddammit.
Fucking retarded.
>Even when he's getting attacked Roman literally buries the Rumble match itself
Bigshowlol
>kofi gets eliminated
>nobody sees it because cameras are on roman
good shit good shit
>>906670
until #30 hits and it's time to play The Game
Holler if ya hear me
FUCKING NEW YEARS BABY
Did someone throw popcorn at Vince?
What happen outside the ring after the roman through the table?
Roman is going on a stretcher.
> Big Show representing Allstar Future
Ayy, niggas taking him away so he can re enter at 27-30. Or just run back later on anyway.
REIGNS SUCKS VINCE DICK
i cant wait for the last 3 then roman joins "REMEMBER ROMAN WASNT ELIMINATED OVER THE TOP ROPE XDDDDD"
>Bringing out a stretcher
Fuck OFF Vince, holy shit
Golly gee whiz, I wonder if Roman is gonna heroically come back out later in the match
I love how they didn't show how Kofi got eliminated...
if roman wins it, it'll be boring as fuck
>Luke Harper heiling hitler as he falls down
ROCHESTER REPRESENT
>I just want to bring up that roman has never been officially eliminated
fuck this
roman trips aj brock is the final 4 right?
>Vince wants Reigns to lose.
>He pretty much takes him out the entire match until the end.
Do the writers even think about the logic of these stories?
just a reminder
congrats vince
I mad
I mad as fuck
The man that the pops forgot
>i just want to point roman hasn't been officially eliminated
>it's a "Roman gets taken backstage to rest" episode
so this is basically just an excuse for Roman to go get some water and take a nap
>>906705
Nah. That makes too much sense.
>Roman gets to have a break because they know he'll be too gassed for the whole match
Holy shit, fuck this Rumble.
>>906711
They could have just all jumped into the ring and thrown Roman out.
>Getting away from the match so he can return when there is only like 3 guys left so he wins
Fuck yeah the man that autism didn't forget
>>906705
Or at least throw him back in the damn ring afterwards so he can get thrown out, but the wwe doesn't respect us enough to think we're anything but retards.
This is quickly becoming the worst rumble ever
when did kofi get eliminated?
TRIPLE H SAVE US FROM ROMAN WINNING
>>906741
Got ya brother
>all these roman shots while things happen
I fucking hate it
I almost thought it was someone good
GET THE CAMERAS OFF ROMAN HOLY SHIT NO ONE CARES
STOP CUTTING TO ROMAN I WANT TO SEE THE FUCKING MATCH.
>It's a Roman takes a nap episode
> Pronst*rs are eliminated
> B-Movie are eliminated
> Neville representing The Neckbeards
>>906833
when did he even get back in the ring
3 years straight.
3 shitty rumbles.
>Roman is so easily gassed they have to let him go nap during the rumble
fuck you
>>906847
Yeah, Roman is definitely winning this shit.
>its a everybody wonders what roman reigns is doing episode
KANE DED
I want to believe vince is bluffing us, we think reigns is gonna come back and win it at the end but he doesnt. please. dont let reings keep on being such a flat champion
oh boy
>>906805
basically
how much time did Vince and Austin spend outside the ring during 1999?
>>906868
>3
the rumble has been shit for the last 5 years
Time for bodies to start flying.
>>906861
Sometime when the camera was on Reigns.
>>906861
He never did, jericho kicked him when he was about to get back in.
BASED
When is the big bad boots daddy coming out?
>>906893
5 rumbles
5 shitty rumbles!
Strowman hug :3
> Braun Strowman representing Corporate Greed
>look at this!
>big show and wyatt guy #4
Based Strowman
Thank god Big Show and Kane are gone but lol at the botch elimination
le fat man of strong
Damn, didn't think strowman was that tall.
Strong Broham threw that nigga Kang out! ha
>>906916
#29
He gon win
strowman getting over super fast
How did Kofi get eliminated?
RIP owens
Strowman's moves look like mac's from always sunny
fat man
>Wyatt Family only ones left in the ring
>one by one they leave and eliminate themselves
>Bray wins the Rumble
>Roman comes out
>oh noes the whole Wyatt Family eliminated themselves now Bray is alone lol
>Beeg just put someone over
holy shit what
FAT OWENS FAT
Never understand the appeal of this fuck
>tfw got fatfuck Owens
Guaranteed loss
>getting knocked out so fast
Fucking Big slow.
But he is hurt he cant fight wirght now!
>Big show stuck in ropes
>Big show tips ring over on one side
>everybody eliminated
>intelligent use of big show to put over a younger wrestler
she's a qt tbqh
>owens actually selling his injuries
this is why i love owens
>>906952
Jericho kicked him as he reentered the ring
>>906949
His only purpose is to job to Triple H
This is already a remade Royal Rumble 2004
Brock after KO, still got league or nations, wyatt's
Triple H
>>906952
Jericho kicked him when he was about to kick back in the ring.
OWENS TOP HEEL
HOLY SHIT
HOBBLE OWENS HOBBLE
HEEM LIMPY
>goes back first through a table
>takes ZERO damage to his leg during match
>comes out limping
that's a true prize fighter right there maggle
STYLES NOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCK OWENS
> Remorseful Jimmies are eliminated
> Allstar Future are eliminated
> Kevin Owens represents Buckets of Blood
FUCK NO OWENS
>Limps to the ring
>Limps gone soon as he eliminates AJ Styles
Oh fuck off
>Welcome to the WWE
that made me chuckle though
>Owens vs Styles at WM
MY DICK
Well there's his fuel
Styles and Owens for the next 6 months
OH SHIT
AW SHIT
>>906965
yeah but to complete the narrative the family would have to beat ramen for like 5 minutes while brayy gloats
WHELP
>styles
And there we go.
It begins.
So when does Reigns come back and win?
Is he going to come back when there's actually a few niggas left or when there's one nigga left?
AJ IS OUT
TIME TO STOP WATCHING THE ROMAN RUMBLE
NOOO
BASED OWENS
OWENS JU ST SHIT ALL OVER SMARKY SMARKS
>How do we eliminate an outlaw wrestler without getting shit on
>Have another outlaw wrestler eliminate him
Pretty good strategy actually
NOO FUCK YOU
Fuck you, Owens.
Very wise to make Owens eliminate AJ
KILL OWENS KILL
>AJ out
Dream is dead
>Crowd still cheering for AJ
Ayyyy
>eliminated by a man that can't even walk in a straight line
B U R I E D
U
R
I
E
D
>Ambrose
aw shit round 2 niggas
>aj styles debuts
>never lands a single signature or finisher
Come on.
>it's a WWE can't book a Royal Rumble match with good reactions episode
WELCOME TO THE WWE
FUCKING OWENS
they are smart as fuck to have owens be the person to throw him out
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCKING OWENS
Fuck you Owens!
you still based tho
OWENS TOP HEEL
>Owens getting Tsar Bomba levels of heat
Best heel in the company.
>>907012
Holy shit, that worked perfectly along with the Strowman spot.
A new Daniel Bryan is born.
>Styles vs Owens vs Neville at Wresltemania
PLEASE
>Styles vs Owens at WM
I am perfectly okay with this.
NOOO
THAT'S NOT FAIR
HE'S ALREADY A FUCKING TITLE HOLDER THERE'S LITERALLY 0 CHANCE
>>907084
Well like, they should have done this the last couple years to get monster heat on someone and they never did.
>>906986
UNDERRATED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OWENS SO HARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>907106
He hit a pele very early on
>>906988
Does Neville have hydrocephaly or something?
> Da Danger Boyz are eliminated
> Dean Ambrose representing Unhygenic
>I mentioned he was never eliminated
Guys did you notice?
Crowd died when AJ was eliminated. This is last rumble all over again
Strong Broham quickly eliminated Big Hoe and Kang
>struggling with Starduss
UH SO STYLES OWENS FEUD?
So you can just go under the ropes and chill until the end of the match? At least Rey or HBK or [Extracted] stayed the entire match, shieeet.
>also Reminder that Maven has never officially been eliminated.
>replays of raman
FUCK OFF
>I get le Cray-z indie trash
Welp I guess I'm out already
NEVER ELIMINATED
And straight into the IC picture AJ Styles goes, 3 way with dean and KO. Dean better be in the final 4 here.
>here's what happened to roman
>keep in mind he was never officially eliminated
I'm so fed up. And I just tuned in for the rumble match after months of abstaining. Btw how was the last man standing match.
HOLY SHIT SAMI ZAYN'S BACK
OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE
>>907153
WE ARE /asp/'s LITTLE SECRET!
WE'RE GONNA WIN!
INDIE BOYZZZZ
YOU BETTER KNOCK HIM OUT SAMI
ZAYN
ROMAN RAINS WILL WIN
LETS GO
SAMI
FUCKING
ZAYN
OH FUCK
OK this midget reddit faggot fuck better doesnt get to the last fight
If Roman wins again, and this time, spending the entire match backstage, the boos of last year won't even compare.
BUT GUYS
HOLD ON
GUYS
whats roman reigns doing right now??
>STYLES VS OWENS VS SAMI AT WM
MY
FUCKING
DICK
>>906676
> Rey jumps in from the stands puts Roman into the ring.
> No one knows what to do this wasn't part of the script.
> HHH at number 30 quickly pushes Ramen over the top
> Rey slinks back to Lucha Underground Record intact.
You Mark?
Fatal 4-Way for IC title at 'Mania, Owens vs. Ambrose vs. Styles vs. Zayn
OWENS HAS SO MANY POSSIBLE FUEDS
> Sami Zayn representing European Elite
GET REKT OWENS
>>907230
OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEEEE OLEEEE
>>907221
>le reddit
>>>/wwe/
JEW-CHA!
JEW-CHA!
JEW-CHA!
JEW-CHA!
JEW-CHA!
WHO'S READY FOR SOME JEWCHA HEBRE`?
>>907225
Taking a nap after having rested in the corner for twenty minutes from his five minutes of in ring work.
The Wyatt show
Owens confirmed top heel of the company. Literally 3 feuds at the same time
so Bray is 30 right
the gay family
WOT IF THE 4 WYATT MEMBERS ARE THE LAST ONES!
Well this rumble is dead right now. They need someone with pop
>>907245
One of these is unlike like the others.
CARLITO
>>907288
He has to be.
Fucking hell.
>AJ Styles
>Owens
>Ambrose
>Sami Zayne
>Finn Balor
>Hideo
2016 is either going to be the greatest year or greatest waste of potential.
>Wyatts vs. Manlets
>Rowan will represent the Cuck Masters
LIKE POETRY
> Buckets of Blood are eliminated
> Erick Rowan representing The Cuck Makers
jericho is still in
lmao
>>907230
Please don't forget to include Neville
yfw you remember Brock still hasn't come out yet
KOFI IS STILL IN
MY NIGGA BIG E IS STILL HOLDING HIM UP
>>907295
That would be too interesting to actually happen.
Mfw WWE just ruined Style's debut for only a temporary pop
Great sell, Neville.
>>907288
Trips is 30
It's bizmark henry
WORLD STRONGEST MAN
>Henry
FUCK
>le big black man
sigh
>>907297
They are all outlaws
>Mizark Henrizzle is still going
When will he just stop?
THE WORLD'S STRONGEST JOBBER
RIP henry
EAT 'EM UP
EAT 'EM UP
HAVE A SNACK
HAVE A SNACK
>>907307
Probably the latter.
>tfw roman reigns is also #30
ahaha fuck mark henry
>>907313
>Rowan
>Representing the Cuck Makers
Hey guys remember when this rumble looked good
>>907337
welcome to WWE
Thanks for coming Henry.
You might want to think about your retirement plans.
TOO MANY BIG GUYS IN THE RING
>>907296
Mark Henry... wow... that was quite a pop
should've brought out the Big Bad Booty Daddy to fuck up the whole Wyatt family
> The Neckbeards are eliminated
> Exotic and Delicious are eliminated
> Mark Henry representing Chocolate Giants
is hideo itami good to go yet?
Man WWE fucked up with Henry. He was so good in 2013 after the whole retirement angle.
So bray, swagger, lesnar and haitch still to come.
>>907360
he's big sexy you racist fuck
Time to retire Mark
HERE COMES THE PAIN
Hmmm Brock, Reigns and Triple H vs the Wyatt's?
>>907396
God I hope that rumor is true.
PISS
>>907320
AS SOON AS YOU SAY THAT
>>907375
SHUT UP!
...I know...
SUPLEX CITY
BORK V WYATTS LEGGO
B
O
R
K
>>907411
you're thinking of Diesel/Kevin Nash.
Mark Henry is Sexy Chocolate
SUPERIOR ATHLETE INCOMING
SUPLEXCITYBITCH
HERE COMES THE PAIN
how is jericho still in
> Chocolate Giants are eliminated
> Brock Lesnar representing Conspiracy Co.
Oh shit.
SUPLEX CITY XDD
>AJ Shirt is just a shirt that says AJ on the front and has "I am Phenomal" on the back
At least it isn't a picture of vince's face
>>907431
if he doesn't show up that will be the biggest let down of the night for me desu
>>907377
>Ramen eliminated
>Jumps back into ring
>Eliminates the other guy
Jericho STILL napping.
THE FUCKING BEAST FROM THE EAST SUPLEX CITY BITCH
>>907321
they said Kofi got eliminated during the ramen beatdown
>>907485
Suplex City
vs
Freaks and Peaks
AMERICA IS HERE
BORK IS GASSED ALREADY
Who wins, lesnar, reigns or wyatt?
Hi Swagger. Bye Swagger.
What was even the point of that pre show match?
Bye Bye Jobber
BYE AMERICA 15 SECONDS
> The Cuck Makers are eliminated
> Jack Swagger representing Bad Fan-Fic
>>907478
Jericho is going to win.
Job Swagger
I'm posting this anyway even though he lasted 10 seconds
swaggie ;_;7
good Jack swagger is meant to be a jobber
Brock stiffed the shit out of Strowman on that first clothesline. It looked like he wasn't cooperating, and Bork just went 'fuck you' and clubbed the fucker
>>907505
Murika
Fuck Yea
>>907536
To waste time before the actual event.
>Jericho the longest man in this match
Could that possibly mean Ruman is out now because shenanigans?
Poor Swagger
>dat roid belly
Why is Miz still employed? He is the ultimate cuck.
HA HA TIME FOR MIZ
Wow, that pre-show match was sure meaningful
AWESOMEEEEEEEEE
ITS THE MISS
>>907559
sweet jebus fuck
look at those high knees
didn't think lesnar had ups like that
Man I wish Goldberg would come back and fuck Lesnar's shit up.
>>907588
How long does he last though?
>>907575
No, it's just to make you forget about ramen for fake suspense.
If quints Miz wins the rumble
> Bad Fan-Fic are eliminated
> The Miz representing Blue With Enzy
>>907610
Longer than Swagger and Henry at the very least.
THE MIZ IS THE SMARTEST
Mizney World
>>907618
If trips, miz kills Lesnar
>Mizney World
Based Miz
>>907618
lol
This segment is hilarious
>>907608
#ScottSteiner
>>907610
If time on commentary counts then a lot
>>907605
He jumps onto the apron, that's not small hop.
>Mizney world
please make this man the heel comentator
GOAT DEL RIO
STEVE BLACKMAN FUCKING YES
no more surprises confirmed
DORITO
MIZ STOLE MY GIMMICK I CAME UP WITH THE "GO STRAIGHT TO COMMENTARY"
HARPER NNOOOOOO
MIZ BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL
glad someone finally used some fucking logic
>>907608
Goldberg was one of the worst things to ever happen to wrestling. And in real life brock would have fucking murdered him.
>no steiner
fuck you ziggler
Who's left? Maybe Barret? Maybe Triple H, Maybe Bray? Sheamus?
I like when Miz and JBL talk
>>907668
Steve Blackman won a 30 man Steel Cage Royal Rumble
Roman Reigns still hasn't come back...
Isn't Miz eliminated now?
I thought you had to get in the ring before the next number came in.
>tfw 27 will be Dog Ziggler
> Exotic and Delicious are eliminated
> Alberto Del Rio representing Dirty Pun
>>907704
Carlito
I've been out the loop for a while
Where is super cena?
or Rollins
BAH!
Brock looks like he needs one of them Roman Rests.
>>907741
ded
>>907741
Injured
>>907698
Goldberg would have been a good gimmick if
>he could actually put on a match
>he wasn't booked by Ruse-o
*tips fedora*
>>907741
kill
>>907741
inuries mate
>Ziggler
>Sheamoo
>TRIPLE H
>>907741
Out with injuries.
>Wyatt family beatdown finally commences
welp
Roman's winning
>>907741
Cena is making wishes to himself and rollins
>>907704
Benoit
CHEATING
FUCK THIS GAY FAMILY SHIT
FATTY CHINK MAN TIME! ME RIKE BUZZARD!
> The Couch Bookers are eliminated
> Bray Wyatt representing Exciting and True
i can't belive reigns is really sitting out the entire fucking match. god damn it fuck this company
SUPER LESNAR XDDD
HHH #30 wheels reigns back to the ring
>No DQ
That's just not true. Finlay got DQ'd for using his shillelagh.
Dolph, Big E and Xavier left and only 3 spots. When was Kofi eliminated?
TOP HEELS
dude gangrape lmao
Where the fuck is Roman?
>>907799
He was going to sit out regardless. At least we don't have to watch him suck wind in the corner now.
shitty feud desu
FUCKING YES BASED WYATTS
RIP LESNAR
>>907799
>looking strong
>>907826
taking a nap backstage
>The Wyatt family do to Lesnar what the LoN shoulda done to Reigns
Because a bunch of backwards hicks are smarter than Vince McMahon.
>Lesnar-Wyatt feud
pls no
One of the three favorites down. Now, it is just Roman or HHH.
LESNER IS OUT!
I REPEAT LESNER IS OUT
REIGNS CONFIRMED TO WIN
PREPARE YOUR SHITSTORM PROTECTION GEAR
>>907799
I can't believe that you can't believe it. Given Reigns' shitty conditioning it doesn't surprise me one little bit.
>>907829
Vince and Austin both sat out for Rumbles, and that was during the peak era of wrestling
so i'm not really concerned
Mr Steal yo girl is here
RIP cena and nikki
Dolph sucks.
>people paid for this PPV
Damn it.
Welp fellow 28'ers.
e're fucked.
>>907849
>implying HHH won't win
> Conspiracy Co. are eliminated
> Dolph Ziggler representing /asp/'s Little Secret
>>907904
it's free
>>907726
shit you were close, anon
Trips is yet to come, and so is Sheamus
either one of them doesn't, or Steiner doesn't
>>907849
TRIPLE H STILL MIGHT ENTER. HOPE IS COMING.
Please let Jericho win.
>>907885
Vince is commonly portrayed as a scheming scumbag and Austin was already over when he did it.
Keep in mind the company is still trying to sell the crowd on Reigns, and have been failing at every opportunity.
I'd rather have Jericho have a royal rumble win than Roman winning two times in a row
>only HHH and Sheamus left
Well, that sucks.
REMINDER
JERICHO IS STILL NAPPING AROUND
REMINDER
there's no way they can fuck this up the same way two years in a row is there?
>>907849
It's ok, HHH will save us all.
Undertaker at number 30
Why aren't there any "ROMAN'S SLEEPING" chants yet?
>reigns is back
fuck off
>>907929
Oh ok I didn't know that
So reigns win confirmed now. Or Dbry
BORING
>ziggler lied about Steiner being in the rumble
fuck you faggot
HHH WILL WIN FOR LEMMY
Epic.
THAT'S WEAK
Fuck this
AND HE'S COMPLETELY FINE
FUCK THIS COMPANY
Barrett better not be 30
30 confirmed HHH
>>907944
Reigns is as over as he'll ever get
because he's never going to really be over
please, just please, make #30 Steiner... please please please
>those boos
lmao this company is fucked
FUCK THIS ELIMINATE REINS NOW
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Super Reigns to a chorus of boos
REMEMBER HE WAS NEVER ELIMINATED XDDDD
TRIPLE H DID DRESS LIKE SCOTT STEINER, SO YEAH
>inb4 number 31
Why am I meant to cheer for Reigns? He just had a massive fucking break and he doesn't even look remotely injured.
Fuck it's happening too FAST! I'm waiting until the end to update...
ITS TIME
Here comes Seth Rollin
FOR LEMMY
OH FUCK YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT
>tribble H
wow what a twist I cannot believe this wow
wow
ROMAN RUMBLE IS A GO
ITS TIME TO PLAY THE GAME
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME
BASED HAITCH
BASED
FUCKING
HAITCH
DO IT FOR LEMMY HAITCH
I don't want anyone in this match to win.
The only redeeming quality will be a HHH win now
P R E D I C T A B L E
SAVE US TRIPS
>>907980
>chainmail
reminder who else wears that
Shovels of Shovels
Hail!
>>908072
FOR LEMMY
IT'S MY TIME IT'S MY TIME
BASED HAITCH
shovel time
someone fucking kill me.
There is literally nothing that can save the rumble now
/asp/ was right
>SAVING THE RUMBLE
>OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
BASED
>TAIMA CRAPS OUT
FUCKING SHIT
fuck Dolph Ziggler
someone better be in the parking lot with a tire iron
> Triple H representing Guaranteed H
CAN HE OVERCOME THE ODDS
FOR LEMMY
O
R
L
E
M
M
Y
Guys...Shaemus hasn't been eliminated yet!
based HHH win this please
BURY HIM SHOVELMAN
BURY HIM TO CHYNA
BASED HAITCH
Ambrose heel turn incoming
Is Sheamus still in or what?
Is he taking a Roman Rest?
WHERE THE FUCK IS BIG POPPA PUMP
FUCK YOU ZIGGLYPUFF
seem us please save us
>>908151
How?
haitch eliminates Roman
Bray wins and faces brock at mania
GOTTA PUT EXTRA TAPE ON DEM LEGS FAMILY
IT'S PEDIGREE SEASON
It was all a long con to get us to cheer for Haitch again.
whomever is left with HHH is going to self eliminate over the top rope and turn heel
everyone ambushes Reigns
doesn't actually eliminate him
Triple H comes out
nobody in sight to just beat down Reigns...
>because fuck logic
So Reigns and Triple H are having a waving dick contest?
>>908171
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
THAT DRIVE BY BURIAL TO DOLPH ZIGGLER
THAT DRIVE BY BURIAL TO DOLPH ZIGGLER
THAT DRIVE BY BURIAL TO DOLPH ZIGGLER
>>908199
He was talking about Triple H
10 minutes to go before reigns "beats" mysterios longest time in record
all my favorite guys in the ring right now.
and the only ones who mattrer are the two I hare.
JERICHO CHAMP WHEN
YOU SEE ROMAN
Y2J IS STILL IN
I forgot Dean was in this
Rollins #30?? pls save us
>>908240
Damn it I got suckered into the twitter frenzy
>DOLPH'S BEEN ZIGGLER'D
shit rumble. Only one more countdown can save this from this shit. And that is Finn Balors enterance
>>908263
by tomorrow, we'll have forgotten everything about this craptacular match...
is dean still in?
Jericho going stronk guise
>>908206
Would you rather Ramen win?
>JERICHO LASTED LONGER THAN AJ STYLES
jesus
WAIT JERICHO IS STILL IN IT, PLEASE WIN
>the state of WWE's creative
Trips looks horrible
they just eliminated Mr. IRS's bay-bee boy!
JERICHO NO
Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J
>>908311
JUST
ramen needs another rest
>submission in a royal rumble
WHY?
>>908313
guy is like nearly 50
well boys
its all ogre
JERICHO OUT
I'M SCARED AS FUCK FAMILY
F U C K
>>908293
I'd take it over a 500 year old trips.
>>908329
i'm so sorry anon
AMBROSE HEEL TURN. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Final four. One of these men is going to WrestleMania.
C'MON BAYBA-
>literally has to be ramen or haitch at this point
JUST
WHAT
>Jericho out.
Okay, match is officially in who the fuck cares status.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
WWE has become so shit that it's 2016 and we're endorsing a Triple H Royal Rumble victory. Process that a second.
I've been watching since sami zayn came in because i was asleep what did I miss boys?
>>908344
Vince Junior was whipping ass at that age
YES YES YES YES YES
>A heel is winning again
THE EVIL IS DEFEATED
YES
YES
YES
YES
IT HAPPENED
IT HAPPENED
IT HAPPENED
YES
GET FUCKED REIGNS
AMBROSE WINS
That Super Man Punch hit nothing but air. The fuck.
COME ON DEANO
WOOOOOO
HAHAHAHHAHA YES HUNTER
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>tripple h or dean ambrose
this could not have gone any better
FUCK YEAH AMBROSE !
BEST ROYAL RUMBLE
ambrose heel turn imminent
RIP ROMAN
YES YES YES
FUCKING THANK YOU TRIPLE H,
I sat up after 3 hours of shit!
BURIED
BURIED
BURIED
BURIED
BURIED
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
FUCK YOU
>>908341
if HHH legs don't work, he won't be able to save himself when throw out
>>908393
a pure shit show
It's as good of a result as we could have hoped...
Imagine if Dean actually pulled this out his ass.
> 19 vs. 30
Biggest pop of the night is the company's "top babyface" getting eliminated.
>>908440
now that Trips is confirmed to win:
what's everyone's favorite Rumble/rumble moment?
>definitely not this
Ambrose needs to do some big heel shit
like biting haitch or some shit
>TRIPLE H
BUT WHY
>>908477
nigga please, It's 10 times better than the last two rumbles
TRIPLE H WINS HAHAHAHAHAHA YES
HAITCH WINS LOL
>AMBROSE WINS
>ROMAN SNAPS AND HEEL TURN
>HAITCH WINS
>ROMAN STILL FACE
GOT SO HYPED FOR THAT FUCKING GOD AWFUL FINISH AHAHAHA
FUCKING YES TRIPLE H
That was the dumbest fucking ending ever.
AYYY LMAO
I mean what the fuck...
HHH come on...
Get that shovel out.
BEST RUMBLE IN YEARS
well this is shit but at least it's not Ramen
HE DID IT FOR LEMMY
BASED SHOVELMAN
A
S
E
D
I AM OKAY WITH THIS
>AND I MAKE THE RULES
>HHH gets another fucking title run in the CURRENT YEAR
Jesus fucking christ, this is so retarded.
I thought Cole was going to have a stroke there for a second.
>>908477
At least Roman ain't champ bury them all Trips!
Roman Rests ruins Rumble.
Boss makes himself champ
ahahaha
SHOVELMAN WINS
Here comes CM Punk
S H O V E L M A N
CAN SOMEONE POST A DECENT PIC OF HHH HOLDING THE TITLE MY STREAM IS SHIT
> Guarenteed H WINS!
I'll sort out the order later, I lost track.
FUCK THIS
>Muting the crowds cheers
I am never mad when it's Haitch.
You just learn to accept it.
We've been through this shit 13 times now. We should all be used to it.
I'm not even mad, just amused.
just for reference its currently 2016
Everyone is mad and nothing hurts.
Haitch is love Haitch is life
WHEN THE FUCK DID KOFI AND BRAY GO OUT? I MISSED IT
HHH vs Rock for Mania?
HE DIDNT POINT AT THE SIGN
FUCKING AMAZING
Why not ambrose? Having reigns go heel for a while would really repair his dogshit rapport with the fans. H winning just means a fucking lame main even where an over the hill H fights horrible Ramen for a title that no one wants going to either of them. This is terrible.
>>908492
Miz commentary
It could have been Jericho. It could have been Kane. It could have been Henry. It could have been Borck.
They choose fucking HHH.
Best Rumble in years, honestly.
so wm main event is trips vs roman
bah gawd how terrifying
Well, i have seen shit, and i have seen some utter piece of fucking dogshit now.
Mania confirmed for shit
>>908573
guise, guise....
First they went back to Cena being the man
now they're back to Triple H being the man...
they've finally figured out how to use a time machine and undo the past decade of absolute shit!!!
>>908626
Feels like it's 1998 though doesn't it?
>>908654
sounds like you just want something to complain about
>>908654
>They
CM PUNK WAS RIGHT
Well to be fair it was a good Royal Rumble, but i still didn't like the ending
>>908582
It worked at WCW ...
>>908665
You don't think they'd do that at Fastlane instead?
>>908680
more like 20022-2005
Ugh
>>908492
I'm still marking out for AJ
>>908598
Whos gonna be given the tittle by HHH at mania then? ramen again? or will rollings be back by then
>yfw Trips vs The Rock at Wrestlemania
>you will never be able to make yourself WWE world heavyweight champ whenever you want
my job is shit
>>908720
>implying haitch will wrestle in some b fucking filler ppv
How new are you?
>>908742
i did not expect that ;~;
tripsget
So, the predictable shit happened, but aside from that I think the booking was OK for the main event. Has that feel of some people trying very hard to get things right and having their boss fuck it up.
feuds leading to Mani:
Bray vs Brock
Triple H vs Reigns
Wyatt Family versus the League of Nations
AJ Styles vs Bear Owens
>>908739
Man I could watch AJ take bumps all day
>>908693
Nah, it's just that we've seen Haitch title reigns about a million times.
Would be nice to see a vet win it who didn't have the title much.
Fuck you guys, I liked this rumble
I feel AJ should have come in later, but such is life.
>Ambrose didn't win
Shit
>>908821
My husbando won so yeah me too
>>908796
>>908796
Thoe are actually pretty good
cancelling the network.
INB4 Trips loses at fastlane and wins at mania, beats flairs record
Fuck this shit. I'm fucking out.
I'll keep track but fuck this company they aren't getting anymorw of my money
>>908860
pretty much
i love the New Four Horsemen, but while the League idea was good, the four guys are fucking shit at entertaining
>>908892
the only reason I have the Network is to go back and watch old PPVs. I'm up to Capitol Punishment in 2011. Once I catch up, I'm probably cancelling it
I was expecting something better for AJ maybe like Remin eliminates the last guy remaining but his music doesnt play its vince's and he says the same shit "bla bla bla so for that reason you got a last contender" then AJ joins and kills Ramon
PLS RATE
>>908886
That'll make him a 15 time if he does win at WM
>>908953
What he got was fine, sets up a feud with Owens so get ready for some really good fucking wrestling
RATE THIS RUMBLE
>>908990
>really good fucking wrestling
>wwe
>>908618
Wait, seriously?
How much muting did they do during this match?
Okay, I've sorted the order, this is the final showing. Congratulations Guaranteed H!
>>908990
Can we throw Sami in for some glorious triple threats?
>>909060
you ruined the last 90 of your post number
>>909060
8.5/10 until I saw Dean getting ready for that third leap that got him eliminated. Shit has happened so many times throughout the Rumbles.
>>909060
Yet another one that could have been great but was fucking ruined by the winner of the rumble match.
Mark that number 6 for how many shitty rumbles fans gotta sit through
>>909060
Haitch/10
>>909060
7/10
>>909060
7/10 show, 6/10 Rumble match, 2/10 ending
>>909080
12 got screwed.
Long live Sweet Feet Sour
>>909060
>BetterThan2015/10
Not including NXT or LU.
>>909080
Top cuck
>>909089
and you... quick gun mcgee.
could not hold out 1 more sec.
This guy is your champion people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8FrpWIWj9o
THAT
THEME
THO
it is 2016 and i'm happy about HHH being champ because i hate the new guy so much.
this is hilarious and awful
>>909097
Kevin Dunn
if there's one motherfucker that is fucking up the WWE, it's Kevin "Bucky Beaver" motherfucker Dunn
he's the one who doesn't want it to be "professional wrestling." He wants to turn it inot some shitty evening soap opera to try and win some kind of Emmy or some fucking shit.
That's why real wrestlers hate this shit. There aren't "bookers" anymore, there are fucking "writers"
They say that in the production meetings, they don't use terms like "professional wrestling," "heel," etc.
The writers need to get their asses fired, and some actual bookers (who know the business) need to come in
fuck Bucky Beaver
fuck Kevin Dunn
>>909078
Ahem.
>First five minutes of the Rumble
>Roman Reigns on screen
>"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>He is getting the shit kicked out of him
>"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"
>Big show shows up
>"BOOOOOOOO"
>Big show eliminated
>"Yay."
>Roman Reigns comes back, starts beating the shit out of everyone
>"REEEEEEE REEEEEEEE FUCKING REEEEEEE"
>Haitch wins it
>"TRIPLE H TRIPLE H TRIPLE H, LEMMY LEMMY, LEMMY"
> Reminder that /wwe/ still can't count
This is why I don't mind Steve.
>>909307
that's horseshit though, lucha underground is written like a soap opera and its fantastic
wwe's problem is that its wwe and they're not writing -good- storylines/ignoring the boos and indifference of the crowd
>>909352
Why do you even care?
>>909707
Doesn't he have a rematch clause? Why the need for a contender's match?
>>909370
either you don't understand my point, or you know nothing about the business
here are the important differences between a booker and a writer:
>bookers take talent, and book them into a storyline
>writers take storylines, and cast someone to play the part
>bookers respond to the crowd
>writers take artistic license
>bookers are concerned with putting butts in seats
>writers are concerned with impressing other faggot writers
>bookers look at the dollar signs
>writers just care about their fucking idea of "art"
>bookers get to know the talent. listen to JR in the late 90s, talking about how big around someone's arms were, where someone wrestled their first match, etc. (JR was head of Talent Relations at the time)
>writers don't give a fuck about the talent
>>906965
fucking KEKD