> What is /asp/ Predicts...?
This is a thread where we all vote and see if we can correctly predict the results of the current PPV.
> What are the rules?
Just simply follow the link to do the survey and that's it. If a match ends in DQ or no contest however, that is scratched from the total for the interest of fairness.
> How's this gonna work?
After each match I will post the updated results to see WHO is on their way to being a clean sweeper.
> 5 matches in total to predict.
Link to vote: https://derpy.me/xtwJO
Please offer a courtesy bump after voting, good luck!
I predicted last year Royal Rumble correctly, I hope that I will do the same this year. Too bad that there are only 5 matches + RR.
Btw, 2Cold - Steve0, why is RR match excluded from predictions?
>Late in The Rumble
>Countdown to #30 commences
>"Cult of Personality" hits
>Smarks everywhere pull out their daddy's handguns and blow their brains out
>As the lyrics begin to flow, Donald Trump emerges from the entryway
>Libcucks everywhere literally shit their brains out and drop dead
>Meanwhile ADR and Kalisto begin to panic
>With a great leap from outside the ring and over the ropes, Trump lands in the center of the ring where a shockwave blasts away the two competitors outside the ring
>Jericho and Owens laugh hysterically as The Don turns to them and underneath his majestic gaze, their Canadian shame drives them to simultaneously eliminate each other
>The League of Nations by this time have already thrown themselves from the ring as the awesome radiance of Trump was too bright for them to handle; Sheamus suffers third degree burns
>Neville lunges at Trump, but The Don is prepared
>With a touch of his finger, the laws of gravity literally forget about Neville and he floats up and over the ropes before gravity remembered he was a French manlet that talked shit about them so they drop his ass to the ground
>Meanwhile Cesaro is watching from home when his other shoulder rips itself from its socket, causing his erect penis that was being sucked upon by Tyson Kidd at the time to jerk upward at the pain with such force that it severed his spinal cord, killing him instantly
>Finally, it is just Roman and Trump
>They stare each other down, then look to the Wrestlemania sign
>"Mr. Reigns, Vince sent me out here to tell you something"
>As the realization of what was going to happen hits Roman, his thoughts turn to his young daughter...
>Roman is hit with an invisible force of unemployment that sends him over the ropes where he lands on his head
>As Roman feels his neck snap, he sees The Rock laughing and he dies
>MY GOD MAGGLE, HALL OF FAMER DONALD TRUMP HAS DONE IT, HE'S THE DUBYA DUBYA E WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
Trump would draw.
winner of the rumble coming through
My horrible predictions are in.
Becky wins over Charlotte w/ Ric Flair
Kalisto wins over Del Rio.
Ambrose holds on to the title though Owens kicks his ass.
Roman wins the rumble but Triple H kills him and it sets up for a non-title match at Wrestlemania.
My predictions before I go to bed
>ADR beats Kalisto clean
>Ambrose beats Owens
>Tag titles change hands
>Charlotte beats Bex in a "controversial" finish of some sort
>HHH is #2 in the rumble and comes out and uses a sledge to eliminate roman
>reigns will be taken off by medics but will later come out & attack HHH causing his elimination
>steven amell is a surprise entrant and does some shit with stardust
>at one point the wyatts will be dominating the rumble then brock comes out
>eliminates rowan then the wyatts get the better of him due to numbers, then taker comes out and they clean house
>styles debuts but the rest of the new signings dont
>both samoa joe and finn balor enter the rumble and have good showings
>at least 1 new day member will be in the final five
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Why aren't you booking the WWE?