WWE Presents... Monday Night Raw

Reminder that the Rumble Bet is open right now, get you name in and you'll be assigned an entrant into the Rumble.

>>884049
>>884049
>>884049

RAW will be boring. Roman Reigns is garbage.

# Bring Back Hulk Hogan

Kalisto will become US champ again

>>885929
Fucking hope so, I'm dying to replace Alberto "I shat myself" Del Rio's picture on my OP image.

>>885931
Hopefully Reigns, Ambrose, Rollins will all be on at once one day

>>885923
yeah RAW before a PPV is usually the "ooh don't get hurt" show of the month

and smackdown is just a 2-hour PPV ad

but RAW's been pretty good lately so i'm still gonna get hammered and watch it after work

>>885923
Slow night tonight. Royal Rumble will be the Reigns show.

# Bring Back Hulk Hogan

3 weeks without watching RAW.
Gonna give it a go this week, lets see how shit it is

I predict todays raw to be a:

yawn/10

>>885937

So I'm not the only one who thinks RAW is showing small improvements over the last month.

And I like Ranallos commentary on Smackdown.

>>885946
Wait until next week, why would you waste your pass on a go-home show?

This RAW will be shit as usual.
#Bring back Hulk Hogan

It's going to be worse than the lat 4 weeks if that's even possible.

>>885937
>but RAW's been pretty good lately

Compared to what: iMPACT!?

I rather watch some old shit movie from amc than watch this faggot shit.

>>885923
The New Day will probably be the best part of the night.


# Bring Back Hulk Hogan

>>885957
I think he means it's better than what we've come to expect. It has shown small imporvements I guess, but by no means is it good.

Shit is still shit

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Will it be a good one tonight?

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>>885975
Hmm.

Ryback BTFO

>niggers

pff what a bunch of MLK marks

Is /wooo/ and /woooalt/ dead for everyone else too?

>Roman promo time

Raw starts , it's Roman Reigns!!!!!!
Totally unexpected

do you guys remember when they used to open Raw with matches?

>it's a Roman overcomes the odds episode

>Roman and Jericho talking at the same time
stop

Jericho invented wearing suits without a shirt

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JUST BREAK MY WALLS DOWN FAMILY

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>>885975
Not during Roman's Reign friend... tears

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>2 different threads

Why can't this board do anything right

YAWN

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>Jericho and Roman tag against the heels
shit match

>Y@J
>Year of our Lord Two Thousand Sixteen
Shig dig

>>886243
Because /sp/fags are retards.

Jericho should win the RR for fucks sake

>>886243
because /sp/ doesn't like to play nice. by the way look forward to /sp/ making 4 more additional raw threads.

Is reigns able to deliver a single line decently? Happy to be corrected desu

It's the league of midcarders!

>Y2J contender to win the rumble
>miz mic
FUCK THE PAIN AWAY

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>>886243
Only 2?!
What a improvement

I need more alcohol for this shit

Sheamus don't tell jokes.

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>this red hot attitude era style banter

CREES JAREECO

>>886317
>Drinking enough booze to make RAW entertaining

death incoming

Sheamus is terrible, Cesaro shouldve had that spot

how are people not tired of Jericho yet

>get out of here you non-americans
>forget about the fact im canadian
>fuck you guys you talk funny
>cheering fat girls

>JEricho is putting over roman
>Jericho agreed to put over Roman

kill me

Roman should be docked a week's wage every time he smiles. Eugh.

The league of faggots are all terrible.

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>roman banter

Russev is actually selling me on him and all the fags in ring can do is bury him

ffs fuck you vince

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD

How does he have this authority

>>885921
Didn't realize there were 18 months desu senpai.

>>886458
>being this amerifat

it's the european format for the calendar you dick

>>886479
no, even americans use month / day / year, that guy's just weird

>>886179
no

Stream link pls?

>>886490
no. outside america, overseas, they use the day, then the month, then the year.

4/10 bait I put in effort.

https://wywtv.com/page/ch1.htm

l>>886493
>>886493
>>886493
>>886493

>>886479
>posting on an american website about an american tv show
Fuck off, europoors.

>>885923
Jericho should always talk for Reigns.


# Bring Back Hulk Hogan

>>886531
but then what would Dean Ambrose do?

>>886479
Fuck off with that shit and watch like a slave to an American show.

Just got here.
Why is this match happening?

>>886499
"People use a different date system than me! bwwaahhhhhh"
honestly who the fuck cares, it's a date, get over it.

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>tfw I drew #7 in a Rumble sweepstake

>>886542
That is an excellent question, and I have absolutely no idea. This is boring.

BY GAWD KING HE'S LOCKED IN THE WALLS OF JUST

the commercials are more fun tbqh

>>886541
why are you even here?

>>885923
The League of Nation is a great heel stable.


# Bring Back Hulk Hogan

>Wrestlemania is going to be a Brock and Roman rematch
>Roman is going to win

I don't hate Roman at all but why

>>886510
why should I bother signing up for some website?

>more pops for the referee than the champion

Quickly tell me why none of them attempted to strike Jericho

>>886599
last wrestlemania set up a brock vs reigns match.

It ends with Reigns getting his shit pushed in, but performing a last hurrah combo. Gets interfered by 3rd party.

Brock as never ate a lose for that match. They never settled that fight. They have kind been building this up (or at least it was set up for them). This is what booking 1010 would say they should go with.

>>886685
they need to stop with these year long build ups, its extremely limiting

it's like there's never fucking a moent that isn't boring on RAW now. WHY?

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>>886744

fuck /asp/

>it's a Paige shows her feet episode

>It's a page sees a picture of her face shopped on Tessa Lane episode

>Total Divas
what's the ratings for that shit and how does it keep getting seasons?

>>886802
y tho

>give divas a chance

>>885923
Paige needs to be Ric Flair's tranny son for the Diva belt.


# Bring Back Hulk Hogan

>>886804
does .... does that happen frequently?

>30 second match

Fuck this.

>>886850
No where near frequently enough.

>>886852
thank Rakhim ... fuck this broad's wrestling shit

>>886852
Do you really want to watch Brie wrestle for more than 30 seconds?

>first divas match I've watched in years
>last 5 minutes
Is it usually this bad?

>>886912
On NXT, no.
On Raw/Smackdown, yes.

Jesus the crowd is fucking sitting on their hands. So fucking quiet.

wait

so have we all acknowledged that the new announcer in smackdown is great and that it is visibly bothering Lawler

>>886912
why do you think it was so short?

there are people who like women's pro wrestling same as there are people who like women's basketball or softball. these people are what doctors call 'retarded'.

How many times more are we going to ser this match ?

>>886986
they actually aren't that short with the charlotte vs becky matches and shit. They are just as terrible, but not as short.

Also, WWE doesn't know what they are doing. If they did their shit right, they would get all of my boner bucks

What the fuck is up with JBL yelling random one-word phrases like a retarded hype man?

>>886986
>Implying WWE is a sport
Guess what? I enjoy female actresses just as much as male actors. The same should apply to sports entertainment.

>>887009
In this day and age if you're still going to Vince McMahon for your jerking off needs, you're an idiot. The internet literally has whatever you want whenever you want as often as you want all on tap 24/7/366 (it's a leap year).

>>887024
acting isn't an athletic competition or demonstration, dope

>>887013
he keeps a flask on him when hes out there

Is the crowd alive?

>>887032
its not for my primary jerking off needs, but if Vince would just present some boner material, i'm not just gonna not use my boner

Can we ever get a clean match anymore in the WWE?

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>wyatts win

mmmm, that's a good feel

they completely wasted Paige's return lmao

way to kill heat wwe

Just change it back to the 2 hours format, at least we only get 2 hours of hell if the show its shit, now we get 3 hours of shit

why the fuck was Rowan slowly stroking Bray's arm

Sting got fucking screwed.

>weird preacher
>spooky guy
>undertaker
>sorcerer
>4 horsemen

Bray's gimmick keeps getting worse and worse.

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>>887054
No reason to live, this Roman Reign based product is vomit right now

>>887155
he's trying his hardest.
The Fact that they just keep choosing to have him loose pisses me off

>>887139
I didn't even have time to get hard, I guess I'll just fap to images of her feet now.

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Looking back, I really enjoyed watching that Wrestlemania

>That Sting match
>That spectacular RKO to Rollins
>Rusev's entrance
>Brock knocking the piss out of Roman
>threads exploding when Rollins came out

I probably sound like a mark but whatever

>>887189
Sting match was awful

>>887054

They were alive when Ryback was in the ring, then they fucking died the moment the Wyatts won.

BEEG

>>887199
It was fine for what it was.

# J O B B E R S

>Big Show
how worse can this shit get?

>adam rose
what the FUCK

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>standing at 6 feet tall, the BIG SHOW

>Social Outcasts


Is my nigga Bo Dallas not about to show them whats up?

And did Rose just drop the party pooper gimmick?

Did I miss anything good

>>887258
no

>that subtle infighting.
kill me.
can't have a single good thing

>social outcasts
Did these guys just sign up to get tossed by Big Show? Probably all four at once?

>>887258
there was a decent looking burger in a commercial a bit ago

>>887258
Nattie but otherwise no

>>887267
KEK

So now Big Show is face again? what the actual fuck

>>887225
the NWO/DX crap ruined it for me. i know a lot of people loved it but Sting at WM was enough, I dont need Hogan's old ass there

Young stable jobbing to 50 year old useless fuck! Gotta love Raw

I know they're Job Squad 2015, but can't they be used to push someone younger who needs it?

Please Retire Big Show!

So I could watch the rumble for free on stream or do I need to look up my satellite provider to hook me up?

>>887295
that.
The wcw vs wwe angle pissed me off

>>887295
It was a total clusterfuck and Sting looked like a bitch, but aside from the ending I thought it was ok for a nostalgia type of match.

>>887313
they are giving the royal rumble for free to new subscribers to the network.

>>887295
>Scott Hall said when HHH said he was going to win Scott and Hogan just looked at each other confused.
>He said Sting seemed uncomfortable during practices

Sting didn't deserve to lose that fucking match.

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Mfw not able to watch raw because codex cable behind tv i connected to the internet.

>>887340
>He said Sting seemed uncomfortable during practices
shouldve never made that deal

>>885923
Isn't Reigns suppose to be number one to keep his belt?


# Bring Back Hulk Hogan

if it's not roman reigns, I'll be a little upset

Is Vince insane?

All of the balls are Ramen right?

>>887393
Yes
>>887415
Yes

is there no other way they had to show that they fixed this

>Roman Reigns is going to win the royal rumble from #1 to retain the championship which he will then again retain at Wrestlemania
>I'ma spin it again
>I can't get my own dick out my mouth my name is Vince McMahon blah blah blah

>>887428

maybe have roman reigns gets pissed, calls shenanigans, and makes the thing spill showing his name.

why would vince show off that he cheated?

>the odds are stacked even higher

HOW BADLY DO THEY WANT HIM TO BECOME CENA HOLY SHIT.

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>this segment

Why not... when the match was made, just tell Roman he's entering at number 1?

>>887363
He only did it for the fans

>>885923
This is another update to not watch the Royal rumble because Roman Reigns will win it.

# Bring Back Hulk Hogan

>>887473
>Roman has to enter the Rumble while at the same time proving that Chris Benoit was innocent

Triple H wins lol

Becky saving this divas division one piece at the time

why are the divas so homely nowadays? AJ was the last good one. would instantly become better with bayley, bliss, and eva marie

>>887586
Did you just use "better" and "eva marie" in the same sentence?

God this segment is so cringe

>>887586
i was going to ignore this post until, i saw "instantly better with .... eva marie"

what has gone down, where adding eva marie to anything makes it instantly better?

Ric confirmed for worst manager of all time

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This is some boring shit

>52 posters
Lol

The crowd's just sitting there waiting for the next match.

>>887701
>spee
lol

>>887701
ever since that chink took over and sent the fat wrestling kids packing /wwe/ has been dead

>>887701
Raw before a ppv never is full wait til Sunday

So they just dropped the feud between Kalisto and El Patron?

>>887639
>>887668
she has tits and is more attractive than tamina, becky, sasha, natalya, naomi, and charlotte

dat new titanron and music
where rusev crush tho

wait, what did i miss? didn't kalisto win the usa belt? did he really lose it that quickly?

>>887788
Yes. He lose it at Smackdown

>>887788
Lost it on smackdown

shut up byron

>>887788
Yes, he lost it on Smackdown.
Still not as bad as what happened to Christian though.

>>887788
Yes WWE doesn't give a fuck anymore

>New KFC mascot

Let people stay dead jesus christ

>You see how exciting smackdown is?
Cmon JBL that's desperate kek

>>887821
They should really bring back the dancing black man as the mascot

>>887798
>>887799
>>887815
I appreciate them trying to make Smackdown not pointless.

The commentary is better than RAW

get cucked byron

>>887832
>tfw JBL longing for 2002-05 Smackdown

Fucking Owens shitting all over the commentary team

>>885923
This RAW has been very boring.

# Bring Back Hulk Hogan

POO
IN
LOO

REVERENT BIG E
OOOOH TESTIFY

>Shitting on chipotle
kek
>JBL
Based JBL

Listen up you /asp/ie fucks.

You have a containment thread so stay the fuck in it.

>There will never be any love for #2

its just about the same thing

yeah yeah just have Roman win the fucking Rumble already

>>888070
you stay in yours

>>888070
Follow your own advice, /sp/tard.

>tag teams have 1 vs 1 matches
>single competitors have tag team matches
why?

holy shit I literally forgot the new day was still tag team champs

>>888255
why did you delete this to repost it?

>building momentum
Literally non existing, The Usos are momentum vacuums.

Did Neville just get BLACKED?

I hope someone screen capped that and put a Blacked watermark on it

who /dirtnap/ here?

When is the WWE going to get rid of those penny belts?

>>888311

dubs apparently confirm.

>>888311
nice 311 brotendo wanna hit this ranch

>>885923
The New Day stole the show again.

# Bring Back Hulk Hogan

>8 man tag team match
I'm out, see you guys on Sunday

oh look. it's an 8 man tag match. AGAIN.

Fuck Cody Rhodes.

>>888286
forgot to shrink the res.

>>888396
well that was random. Cody hasnt been on Raw in months

Mark Henry can't catch the queer

nigga can't even get the pin on MLK day

>Black team and Neville vs. white team on MLK Day
>Neville gets the pin

Never change, WWE.

>>888460
>>888456
Niggers wanting more free handouts, huh ?

Just been for a bifter, why is the mat black now?

We need Paul managing a full-timer.

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>>888556
>We need Paul managing a full-timer.

Yeah that would be nice

HEEL TURN!

>>888625
>cesaro
>axel
yea no

How will Roman overcome the odds?!

>>888539
It's not a legitimate sport, you faggot.

MARKING LIKE NEVER BEFORE

>>888551
it was the highlight reel with chris jericho. it turned into this

WYATT AND HARPER FINALLY STANDING TALL

>>885921
Finally, Wyatts take on Brok.!

im fine with Wyatt winning.

That crowd did not like Roman spearing Lesnar.

Wow.

>>885923
The most replies is the true post.

# Bring Back Hulk Hogan

>Wyatt wins the Rumble

I wouldn't be mad.

That was a great ending by creative desu. Finally making the Wyatts look strong. And Strowman actually is enough of a monster to kayfabe handle Lesnar.

>>888779

Then you're some neckbearded loser like him.

>>885923
Hogan Poster wins another RAW thread. The streak continues.

# Bring Back Hulk Hogan

>>888784
>Finally making the Wyatts look strong.

The Wyatts will NEVER look strong. They will NEVER recover from Cena's burial. Plus they jobbed out WAY too many fucking times, and lost almost every storyline.

They are still a joke, and it's laughable that they took out Brock.

Fell asleep during the last hour of RAW.
Woke up to see Bray posing.
Hopefully he doesn't win the title.

What a fucking quiet city. I wonder if they'll pump cro

If Bray finally gets booked strong, I would love him as a champ.

But if he wins he'll just be a transitional champ for Brock/Roman to win it again.

This is just to give us false hope to think Bray actually has a chance.

>>888813
you're an idiot. The Undertaker lost to Maven for crying out loud and he came back from it. Literally every kayfabe monster have ridiculous losses on their records...I mean Cena even lost to Curtis Axel. There's nothing that you can't be written back from.

>>888813
Bray has maybe 5 clean singles losses on his record, he & Rusev are still quite protected all things considered.

>>888680
It was only bad 'cause WWE used Heyman as a shill for Brock when he wasn't around

Heyman is a legendary manager

>>888865
Literally no one else but Brock was been successful under Heyman's management.

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>yfw harpGOAT steals the show on raw and even gets a clean hit on brock and roman

>>888871
ECW...?

>>888905
And he managed who on screen there?
Oh yeah, no one.

>>885923
Hogan Poster is still the number one Poster.

# Bring Back Hulk Hogan

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>>888871
18+

>>888908
Sabu

>>888917
>he buys WWE revisionist history that The Dangerous Alliance mattered
18+

>>888917
>he honestly thinks Heyman managed Sabu
He went out to ringside with him like a handler you idiot.

>>888930
> obvious underager talking about wrestling he wasn't even alive for

>>888871
>CM Punk
>The Dangerous Alliance

>>888935
>CM Punk

That was the worst part of his title run...
Even Punk himself thought it was terrible.

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>tfw when getting AJ Styles vs Y2J at Mania.

>>888934
Show me proof The Dangerous Alliance mattered.
Oh wait, you can't because they didn't. WWE just acts like people cared about them because Austin was in the group.
They were essentially view the same way The Social Outcasts are.

>>888947
> held all but 1 of the top titles in the company

Yeah, just like [latest jobber stable].

Keep talking son, it's hilarious.

>>888955
Having a title when the stable formed is different than winning a title while with a stable, kid.
Are you going to stand up for yourself and show me proof of your side of the story or just act like you're too good to do so?

>>888964
> top heel stable of the company for almost 3 years

Please, Little Jimmy, use your mom's Network subscription and actually watch what you're trying to talk about

>>888977
>3 years

Go to bed, kid.
You literally have no idea what you're talking about.

Also, nice job not standing up for yourself. Guess your opinion doesn't matter.

>>888981
Oh wow, so my math was a little off.

It doesn't excuse the fact that you're very clearly an overcompensating adolescent who only knows of them from WWE releases.

You have school tomorrow, right?

>>888993
http://www.cagematch.net/?id=29&nr=51

Your everything was off. They were barely together a year moron.

I am enjoying The Whole F'n Show more than RAW tbqh

>>888997
I was cross-checking Flair's WWE dates + some other stuff at the same time

Still the most based stable after the final lineup of the 80s Horsemen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL0kkcawrjc

Find a flaw.