We all agree that Seth would have kicked Brock's ass had Undertaker not interupted?
>that segment with Triple H and Steph screaming over it to announce the Summerslam card
>They have like 4 minutes each episode
They get a disconcerting amount of time for their dumb matches and segments nowadays because muh revolution.
I think the butterfly belt matches went longer than some IC/US on the PPV cards last year.
Are there people still pretending that Dolph Ziggler is good or have you guys accepted that he is pretty fucking shitty?
Don't even pretend the way he sells shit is good. It's over the top, cornball cartoon bullshit.
Fuck that fat old john cena cock suckin bitch no one gaf bout him everybody in my side of the ywc said and I quote fuck him he helps cena brain wash fans along with Vince j.r is a legend jerry lost all my respect In 2011 he not a legend he's a washed up unfunny asskisser not saying itz funny or enjoyable to see that but I don't like jerry fuck him desu it prolly was scripted to get the spotlight on him if not still fuck him
alright wrestling fags listen up real close cause this is the last and final chance i'm giving your fat asses to get off my board.
/asp/ was originally created for people who who actually participate in their sports. which is why you see threads like MMA where people discuss styles and give others tips. NOT because they think it's cool after seeing it on a fucking tv show like you nerds but because it helps us become better fighters in real life. you see our practice of these sports has given us the right to post here. how many of you actually train to become "wrestlers" (i keep the word quoted because it's not really wrestling it's fucking soap opera)? i bet there's not a single one who actually is training. NO you just watching your shitty tv show all fucking day. THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS BOARD WAS FUCKING MADE FOR
IT WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR SPORTS
IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS??????????????????????????????????????????????????? YOU FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTIC SHITS
maybe we could come to some sort of agreement since it seems that the guys over on /sp/ really hate you (with good reason) and don't want you back i guess you have no choise but to stay here. BUT can you atleast limit the amount of threads you make? im not saying you can't make threads but add a few rules to it
>only make a new general when the old one drops to page 3
>don't make shitloads of threads about the same subject (really there's no need to)
>smal items don't need their own threads you can just put them in the general
>stop the fucking retared "is he autisic" threads and other shitposting
>STOP FUCKING USING TERMS LIKE "PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS" OR "MMAUTISTS" AND STOP FUCKING CALLING REAL WRESTLING GAY
>that means no trolling of ANY kind
if you can comperehend this set of rules i believe we would be happy to accept you here and allow you to post your threads
Are we all in agreement?
>0-12: Childlike innocence and clarity allow you to appreciate John Cena for the talent he is
>13-Age of losing virginity: Innate Teenage edginess and faggotry kicks in. You refuse to admit Cena is the GOAT or even good whatsoever simply because he's a good guy
>No longer a virgin: Upon dumping your steaming seed into a Woman your edginess is released and you are once more chill. A modicum of clarity returns and you once more see Cena as the GOAT
>Never losing your virginity: Your teen edginess turns to jaded, angry bitterness as you grow older towards the outgoing, happy, vibrant person Cena is. You begin to detest and loathe him. You are pathetic.
I'm pretty sure I could kill you with my bare hands. I've been on gear since I was 21. I've wrestled all over Europe, Australia and New Zealand and have fought, and beaten, many tough cunts in shoot fights. You're just a pudgy kid from Britain.
Saito, side and back suplexes.
Also the best senton variant in the fed that he has done like literally twice.
Had a dream I saw Seth dropping off a chick at her house then driving away in a super fast car onto the beach only to crash and get his leg cut off.
Damn nigga, I leave for two seconds, and you can't even get the stupid face right.
There are actual people who think aj styles won't win the rumble LMFAO why would he sign wwe if not for a guaranteed title run LMAO protected as fuck in NjPW and treated like a king by fans and the promotion itself
Fags on suicide watch
>mfw Vince signs these outlaws just to bury them
It's cheaper than buying out companies that's for sure
Even if you ignore gambling meme numbers it does not make sense to remove the title on your top face two months before Wrestlemania with the intention of giving it back to him again
Roman has chased the belt for far too long (remember no one cared when he first won it and that crowd wasn't a smarky crowd) and its more beneficial to have him retain until Summerslam season arrives
But if they insist on making Ramen look like a strong underdog then they should have him lose to Lesnar at RR and retain it back at WM32. Then again it would be retarded booking. No matter the result, Lesnar vs Roman looks like the only likely match happening at WM.
This is what happens when they only make Ramen and Deanetty the only top faces.
Lesnar vs Roman was the only wm main event in a long time that felt like a big fucking match. I don't know why faggots are mad that there will be another rematch. I would love one especially without a screwed ending. Dumb marks faggots muh manlets should main event wm marks
I honestly don't get this level of hero worship. It's kinda pathetic.
Who's ready for Pajeet with his designated shitting streets gimmick?
Well, for starters, the arenas WWE uses don't have a convenient balcony thing near the ring for wrestlers to jump off of.
WWE also lost their balls once Stephanie got in a management position, and went Full Retard in response to light pressure to ensure wrestlers' safety, and make the product more Concerned Mother friendly. In addition to some reasonable measures like eliminating chairshots to the head, they also outright banned anything fun.
So now instead of killing themselves through awesome-possum high spots in order to get over as fuck, wrestlers slowly grind themselves into dust working nerfed matches on a ridiculously overbooked schedule.
>opponent lies in the middle of the ring
>Pajeet stands over his head just like the Rock getting ready for the peoples elbow
>instead he takes off his pants and starts shitting on his face as the aggressive stench of curry fills the arena
>Garcia is 49 years old
Would you Anon?
The ass is definitely there fella
Old pic she lost it
and it's only there with specific poses, same stuff AJ does
>Her ass is still better than the rest of the roster
That doesn't mean she has an ass, everyone claims AJ does but it only shows with specific poses like bending back her lower spine.
I had a better ass than her when I was doing squats (no homo)
Bet you thought Sting was going over the King of Kings at Mania too.
A new episode of Bustin' Smarks. It should help get you all in the mood for Wrestlemania season, or not.
>ywn fuck her so hard that it hurts and she actually bleeds forcing you to go to a sex therapist because your cock is to big
This actually happened on Total Divas
If they do, yeah. But Sin Cara may well be back in action by then to compete in the Tag Team Clusterfuck Match.
I've read somewhere that Ooga Booga O' Neil has won his last 12 matches and that they may be positioning him for the U.S. Title.
>mfw these RP WWE Twitters
What the fuck is this
Though this looks like a Wrestling Inc poll and not a WWE.com poll
>outlels invading mainstream wrestling
>pseudo indy shitfests causing everyone to flip and flop around like fish until their bodies break down
>retarded fans chanting crap and demanding ugly, out of shape fucks in the main event
This could all had been avoided if Nash had done this.