I-i've been practising in the mirror or a couple days now
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The two hated each other and creative tried to get Steiner fired multiple times.
Triple H also was in charge of how the matches were booked, which was the exact opposite of how they should have been.
Hell yeah Haitch edition
>Triple H main events wrestlemania for the 7th time to tie Hulk Hogan and most importantly to spite CM "0 main events" Punk
Honestly, his whole thing about the main event was part timers getting it over him when he's working full time. I really don't think he'd be mad about Miz getting a main event, ESPECIALLY when the Miz's main event was hijacked by the Rock of all people.
Marrying the boss' daughter sure has had its perks.
What do you think would have happened if Haitch didn't marry Steph? Would he still be wrestling today?
Daniel Bryan Vs Undertaker Career vs Career match at Wrestlemania
Do it Vince you old faggot
>all I ever see is smarks being smarks
>"I know so much about the business that I'm not involved in."
this is the best mainevent WWE can book if the rock doesn't wrestle but if the rock is wrestling he should fight taker unless WWE can make a better opponent to taker(FINN BALOR) then his opponent should be yes yes yes Daniel Bryan if he is cleared if he is not they can make him have one match only for example rock returning making a promo the saying I came back to to help make wm the greatest one at all and I saw a superstar that I want to fight he is Daniel Bryan then the next week bryan accept saying i cannot fight in raw or smackdown but I can have one great match at wm aganist the most electrifying man in all of sport entertainment BALOR should debut after the rumble defeating taker at mania then after that he began the balor club angle you wrote about abd bray vs lesnar for the wwe championship is good but what about owens
>“You need to remember that Vince is never going to go with something he didn’t create. But we didn’t get anything done at the rehearsal the night before, so WrestleMania day, there were tents in the parking lot set up with rings for rehearsal. So we’re all in there again, and I’m next to Hulk on the ring apron and Triple H is going over the match and then he goes, ‘OK, he’ll break the sledgehammer, then I’ll hit him with the sledgehammer, and cover him, 1-2-3.’ I looked at Hulk, and Hulk looked at me, and I was thinking, ‘Sting, what kind of lawyer do you have, bro? You’re coming in the door doing a job? You weren’t even guaranteed to go over?’ That’s Vince just reminding you who won, even if he’s going to make money the other way.”
He should have just retired after that Cena match at MitB, since he got rid of the dreads he's tarnished his legacy.
Typical Daniel Bryan fan
With what was happening to WCW guys, I don't blame him for not wanting to jump ship, but he did anyway when it was already too late and got buried by Hunter anyway so it was all for naught. Probably would have made a lot of money and gotten a bigger legacy if he was part of the mid 00's roster.
My only problem is that deep down, they don't want WWE to succeed
>deanetty deanetty deanetty
>wyatts are jobbers, I suddenly can't support their main event push
>all the Cesarofags disappear overnight
>oh no suddenly we are nothing without Cena
Yes. Ambrose is incapable of being interesting and can't have a good match with anyone not named Seth Rollins. Vastly overrated by IWC smarks cause he was CZW champ whereas his WWE career has been lackluster and despite being the longest reigning US champ he was also the worst.
Luke Harper is a great wrestler. Bray is a good talker but gets monotonous after some time. The other 2 guys work good as enforcers, overall it's a good stable but it just doesn't work in present day especially considering how Bray can't win a feud to save his life.
Great wrestler but he has nothing going for him in terms of mic work and charisma. Rediters trying to get him a forced push ruined his chances of success.
Most people are glad that he got forced out of his comfort zone last year from wrestling with just 5 moves. The US challenge matches were great and the best matches of 2015 involved him. With everyone else being so horrible on the mic he looks way better cause he has experience, and knows what he's doing in there for the most part.
There, I just explained /wwe/'s mindset to you without trolling.
>Actually you proved my point. You shit on everyone.
Lol. It's called being objective. We don't "shit on" everyone, we're just honest about it unlike the typical wootist or redditer who thinks that a wrestler can either be perfect or completely garbage and that there's no in between.
>Regarding Tyler Breeze going from WWE NXT to the main roster, Triple H reportedly really wanted to protect Breeze and saw him as a heel on the level of Dolph Ziggler. Vince McMahon agreed and started Breeze at that level but then wasn’t convinced and ended the push immediately.
I never understood all the smarks marking out over Breeze. His gimmick is just John Morrison/Mundo (More specifically Johnny Nitro) with a selfie stick.
It's literally not even different. All Breeze needs is a red carpet, and an ugly tag team partner.
>they're probably gonna have Ben Stiller on in promotion of Zoolander 2
>Breeze will have a match against Ben Stiller in Zoolander kayfabe
>He'll eat a rollup pin thanks to interference from Dolph Ziggler
At most, I can see him being like Dolph Ziggler, minus the world titles.
I didn't care for him all that much myself, though. He's serviceable in the ring with a flamboyant gimmick that could get some heat.
styles should be in the rumble hes used to the american style, japanesse micheal jackson should at least have a few matches in NXT to get adapted to the wwe style.
machine gun and gallows should go to NXT because the tag division is better but im good either way.
I watched as a kid during the ruthless aggression era, just started watching again recently
>Have the belt defended more than once every three months
Really, how many times did Ambrose defend the US title in Shield's heel run? taking a belt out of the light kills any interest in it
>Have more than two people/groups fighting for it
Having the same people just trading the belt back and forth gets very dull very fast
>Don't have the feud be crammed with jobbers
Having all of your talent look credible should go without saying, but don't use a belt as a 'we need something for these guys to do' excuse
>Occasionally have an upper-card character feud for it or win it
Easy one, too. If the mid-carder can retain against a main-eventer, it makes them look good and could even be used to push him for a main event run. If the main eventer wins, it makes the title look like it's worth having.
>Don't make the belt look like a tramp stamp
The way your title looks says just as much about its value as the people who are fighting for it.
>Don't make the belt look like a tramp stamp
What does a good women's title look like, I never cared for the old one, and the new one is obvious trash. Don't pay enough attention to other companies, do they have good female belt designs?
The previous women's title wasn't anything to write home about, but it was servicable. The old school one looked nice, and the TNA women's belt (the one with the white strap) looks decent.
Pretty much anything that looks like a title belt and not something designed by a slutty 18 year-old for her first tattoo to piss off daddy.
Wtf are you talking about dummy? Breeze is in no way even close to early Shawn Michaels. Breeze looks literally gay and there's nothing about him that's eye catching plus he's way shorter and less physically imposing than HBK, women were fanning themselves and screaming when Shawn came out. People go take piss breaks when Breeze music hits.
>Shawn Michaels in the 90's
I just blew you out of the water, and predictably you go straight to shitposting. Only a complete idiot (you) would compare Tyler Breeze to 90's Shawn Michaels. They're nothing alike.
> they're nothing alike
Except for all of the similarities I listed, sure.
Why are you being so obtuse about this? There's the ridiculous legend deification that WWE propagates and then there's >> (You)
There gimmicks are nothing alike though. Shawn appealed to women- Breeze doesn't have any women screaming for him, he's just a gimmick particular to the current social media era. Shawn is bigger than Breeze. Shawns superkick was actually original- Breeze is just copying it like so many have done since. Was Stevie Richards the next HBK too? Gtfo kid.
HBK was around average size, also actually muscular
HBK was especially this in 1992 during his earlier days
I can somewhat agree here although a superkick blows a spinning wheel kick out of the fucking water
I can somewhat see why you'd compare Breeze to 1992 Michaels but Breeze will never reach a higher level than that
>Breeze doesn't have any women screaming for him
Because he appeals to faggots and faggots only. Sure almost same could be said about HBK, but at least he also had women getting wet over him.
Was the entire acquisition news story a work or just the Styles one?
> if I keep saying he's btfo maybe somebody will believe it
The state of >>(You)
HBK didn't use the superkick as a finisher until after that show, he was still using the Teardrop Suplex at the time.
As I said: nobody used the superkick as a finish in WWE before him, because prior to that it was literally a tag team transitional spot.
>nobody used the superkick as a finish in WWE before him
So you admit you were wrong. That's good. Also, Breezes finisher isn't even a superkick so your comparison was wrong from the start anyway. Please have sex.
As for other promotions
didn't care about it or know how to watch it regularly other than youtube which i could use to watch older wrestling instead anyway
not enough to get back into wrestling with, good for watching a match or two every so often
That is actually a great idea. The suspense would be so real. I guess the idea would be that both men are broken and neither knows if they can still go, so they let the ring decide for them.
Post your 5 favorite dream matches, doesn't have to be in order
>1. The Undertaker vs Sting (3 Stages of Hell)
>2. The Rock vs Shawn Michaels (Ironman)
>3. Brock Lesnar vs Batista (Last Man Standing)
>4. DX vs nWo (6-man elimination tornado tag team match)
>5. Roman Reigns vs Seth Rollins vs Dean Ambrose (Street fight)
>In the latest Wrestling Observer Newsletter, Dave Meltzer notes there is no current plan for Daniel Bryan to make a surprise return at any point and he's still waiting to be medically cleared. So, don't expect him in the Royal Rumble, basically.
ryback multi billinaire wwe champ has own private jet
kevin obese owens dead after leaning on side of wwe tour bus as it went through a round a bout causing it to tip over
Not him but it set the bar too high. No other guys will be able to cut promos and deliver in the ring like Punk did.
In a way Wrestling wont ever be as good because we got the higuest ceiling in Punk.
Vince should say fuck you to haitch and get Punk back as soon as his UFC contract expires.
OFFICIAL MONEY IN THE BANK CASH-INS POWER RANKINGS
1. Rob Van Dam on John Cena
2. Seth Rollins on Brock Lesnar
3. Dolph Ziggler on Alberto Del Rio
4. Edge on John Cena
5. Randy Orton on Daniel Bryan
6. Sheamus on Roman Reigns
7. Daniel Bryan on The Big Show
8. CM Punk on Jeff Hardy
9. Edge on The Undertaker
10. CM Punk on Edge
11. John Cena on CM Punk
12. Kane on Rey Mysterio
13. The Miz on Randy Orton
14. Alberto Del Rio on CM Punk
15. Jack Swagger on Chris Jericho
999. Damien Sandow on John Cena
no, Sting is to make up for his fucking 2 losses
> No other guys will be able to cut promos and deliver in the ring like Punk did.
>implying KO is even close to the same league as punk on the mic
Maybe if cutting promos consisted of waddling into McDonald's to yell at the cashier for another cheeseburger KO would be decent on the mic but unfortunately for him that's not the case
You can really tell who the newbies here are
The knock on Punk for his entire WWE run is that he didn't have "The Look" it wanted
Kevin's look has nothing to do with how shitty of a promo he is
>If he was so good he wouldn't need to rely on dead kids to stop other guys from destroying him on the mic
Cena is overexposed as fuck but he is the best talker on the roster behind Heyman probably. The actual content of his promos is childish garbage but the delivery is what makes him so much better than everyone else.
KO's delivery is as flat as he wishes his belly was.
You aren't even confident in what you're saying here m8
His delivery is shite, it's always (talking quietly to convey seriousness) and then YELLING LOUDLY FOR INTENSITY. Let's not even get into his "comedy" schtick.
> KO's delivery is flat
His entire schtick is that he's a cold, disaffected asshole who doesn't give a fuck. That's the point.
Just came in and saw this post.
How the fuck are you going to say Cena isnt good on the mic?
He's WWE's spokesman for a reason, literally one of the best if not the best talker on the roster.
You may not like the content of his promos but that doesn't change the fact that when he talks you listen proven by the fact that you can remember his promos from like half a year ago.
How many guys on the roster can you say that about?
>inb4 i member it cuz itz bad hur hurr
Nope, Cena can actually cut a good promo and he can deliver, 99% of the locker rooms delivery is complete garbage.
>He thinks Miz is shit too
But before I go, name your top 5 promo guys on the current roster and link your favorite promo by each of them so I can have a good laugh.
>mfw he puts cesaro on there
no he was a complete wrestler.
>amateur wrestling background
>could do high risk moves
>great mic work
>great heel work
>legit tough guy
>innovated moves still used today
Miz a shit
Cena is a self-parody
> Big E
All great promo guys when they're not be scripted to death by a senile 70 year-old and his minions + have actual focus
>Roman reign push is off the chart
>RR is focused on him
>sheamus is weak as fuck now because of roman
Congratulations, you know what the word "history" means.