Rasslefag Hate General

>>868135
I probably could have watched an entire episode of Raw in the time it took you to type out that little essay of yours

>>868135
> an aspie took the time to write all that out
> he thinks anyone is going to read it
If you used that effort to bump your home threads then maybe they wouldnt be on page 9 about to 404 ;)

>>868135
>he thinks we watch Smackdown

>>868135

>Be an hero and stop worshiping these hillbillies.

Fixed.

>>868140

But why would you

>>868135
Nobody is forcing you to watch it

Shit is retarded, they have like 20 threads at any given time... It's not even a fucking Sport; it's a television show.

>>>>/TV/
'Lest we need a fucking containment board for a special breed of faggots

>>868135
Just fastforward past the bullshit, or watch Lucha Underground who tends to skip everything but the commercials.

>>868276
lmao this is the containment board, we stuck to one thread on /sp/, but they literally renamed this slow as fuck board for us we can use all the space we want

>>868278
Go to /TV/ you nomadic fucks,

nobody wants you here. You guys don't practice shit. Gtfo & take your drama/fake wrestling TELEVISION PROGRAM to obsess over that gay shit over there

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>>868135
WHERE IS THE BILLIONAIRE /ASP/IE?

WHERE IS THE "SKATEBOARD MAN"?

WHERE IS THE "NERF GUN NUTTER"?

WE CAME FROM THE BIG BOARD UP NORTH, YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF IT, A FEW MONTHS AGO AND WE TOOK OVER THIS LOW DRAWING, SLOW MOVING JOKE.

IT WAS ALL GOING PRETTY GOOD MAN BUT NOW YOU GUYS GETTING A BIT ANNOYED? ANNOYED THAT THIS BOARD GETS MORE THAN 6 POSTS A DAY NOW.

YOU WANT A WAR?

YOU GOT ONE.

I haven't posted here in a while but I come back to ask something & all I see is fucking man children picking a fight with the native peoples on this board for space

>there's enough space for all of us you autistic fucks, just stop shitting up the board

I'll be back in 5 months..

>>868279
>TELEVISION PROGRAM

[autism intensifies]

alright wrestling fags listen up real close cause this is the last and final chance i'm giving your fat asses to get off my board.

/asp/ was originally created for people who who actually participate in their sports. which is why you see threads like MMA where people discuss styles and give others tips. NOT because they think it's cool after seeing it on a fucking tv show like you nerds but because it helps us become better fighters in real life. you see our practice of these sports has given us the right to post here. how many of you actually train to become "wrestlers" (i keep the word quoted because it's not really wrestling it's fucking soap opera)? i bet there's not a single one who actually is training. NO you just watching your shitty tv show all fucking day. THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS BOARD WAS FUCKING MADE FOR

IT WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR SPORTS

IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS??????????????????????????????????????????????????? YOU FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTIC SHITS

maybe we could come to some sort of agreement since it seems that the guys over on /sp/ really hate you (with good reason) and don't want you back i guess you have no choise but to stay here. BUT can you atleast limit the amount of threads you make? im not saying you can't make threads but add a few rules to it

>only make a new general when the old one drops to page 3
>don't make shitloads of threads about the same subject (really there's no need to)
>smal items don't need their own threads you can just put them in the general
>stop the fucking retared "is he autisic" threads and other shitposting
>STOP FUCKING USING TERMS LIKE "PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS" OR "MMAUTISTS" AND STOP FUCKING CALLING REAL WRESTLING GAY
>that means no trolling of ANY kind

if you can comperehend this set of rules i believe we would be happy to accept you here and allow you to post your threads

thank you

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>>868331
The Rock says ur a jabroni

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>>868331
I'm a wrestler though

>>868284
Yeah same here, hadn't been there in months and had a question about my training. Now you got 12 general tv shows threads and the rest is meme and more shitposting threads. They're the new /mlp/ no wonder every other board didn't want this autistic faggotry.

>>868347
Leave our board then. It was given to us to use as we please. Deal with it karate kid.

>>868276
>'Lest we need a fucking containment board for a special breed of faggots
..but we do need a containment board. Their spam has completely wiped away several parts of the /asp/ community, and it's only getting worse - just like their behaviour, sadly.

Maybe our Jap overlord should move them to /mlp/ to contain all the shitposting. The results would be amusing.

>>868349
>our board
>given to us to use as we please
Yep, actual grade A /mlp/ autism.

>>868352
>spam
>on topic threads on the board they're meant to be is spam

Sorry that we're getting in the way of your 5 person circlejerk generals.

>>868353

>Alt sports and WRESTLING

It's in the name bruh

>>868331
#faget

We really should be on tv. But that decision is up to the owner.

>>868331
This meltdown is absolutely glorious

Posts like this make the move from spee worth it

Thank you

>>868331
Sauce
Just because you lot decided this it doesnt make it true

>>868331
>it was made for people who participate in sports
>allow you to post your threads
>allow
tippity top kek

lmao all this butthurt

>>868135
Go to reddit, they have a downvote systen you can use when you see something you don't like

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>>868135
Is he autistic?

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>>868135
Is he autistic?

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Is he autistic?

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>>868331

Fuck you pussy /wwe/ run this board now and there's nothing your plastic toy gun waving homo self can do about it

Anyone else not understand John Cena?

Like, come come all he has to do is wave his hand infront of his face, and then people cant see him? Surely if this were the case he wouldn't appear on camera and the WWE would have a nightmare filming him. If I were Vince and a wrestler came up to me and said he wanted to join up but he would do all the fighting whilst invisible I'd tell him to fuck off because its probably just some chode excuse to slack off the job.

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ya know, for fucks sake....The Apter Mags used to maintain kayfabe when a babyface was over in The Fed, but when Vinne Mac started selling heel heat after the screwjob, the only way to get over was to work stiff on a jobber with a strong-style puroresu workrate. i'd hate to draw a shoot on a beat down blind tag with a blown spot botch that broadwayed some cheap heat to a double turn. but that goes without saying. to forgo the chicken wing and just shoot the bantam in a rest hold for sake of a bump would sell a vince over the top to heel a very mark one more time than to dusty the whole damn thing... it's just not good for business. and that's not smark on the curb step out of nowhere.

fuck guys, c'mon.....do you take this shit serial or not???

>>868135
>the most popular rassler always wins the championship.
>make signs and scream your asses off as if it affects the outcome of the "match".
But you literally just said that whichever wrestler is screamed for the loudest is the one that wins. It has a tangible direct influence on who wins, unlike real fighting like UFC or boxing.

LEAVE YOU WRESTLING AUTISTS

Fuck wrestling and it's autistic fanbase.

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>>868276

>containment board
>special breed of faggots

Yup. So we can preserve a board for sperglord weebs pretending to be martial artists and playing with BB guns. I'd mention skateboarding, but that phase ends for most of us at the same time as our weed smoking phase in 8th or 9th grade.

we /wwe/ now senpai. If you don't like it get the fuck out.

>>868280

Extremely underrated post

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>>868331

I don't think I've ever seen so much autism all in one post. For the love of all that is good and holy, someone pls screencap this shit. I'm on my phone, can't get this whole tard rant to fit

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>Come back after a year
>Notice even more shitty rasslethreads than before which i didn't think could happen
>Impossible to have a good discussion about surfing or airsoft or MA because all the threads get bumped into oblivion for the same lesnar memes and divas
>Notice that the mods actually renamed the board because actual athletes complain so much instead of doing something that would make people happy and make sense
>Kill self

This was all political and you know it. /asp/ athletes are definitely in the right to be here and the mods just know we're too much of a minority to really make any difference. We don't gain posters because most real athletes come here and leave when they see all the pro rasslin shit on the front page. Mods can't create a board especially for rasslefags because rasslefags aren't numerous enough to warrant their own board. So they put you in a slow board and have you fuck our nice community up. Shit, boxing is a real sport and they can keep it to a general or two, you guys aren't even courteous. And the only argument you guys have is "Well the mods said they love us so nyaaah, fuck you." It's not valid and it goes to show what level of intellect the rest of us have to deal with, you guys can't even think of a legitimate reason you deserve to share a board with us.

/tv/ hates you, /sp/ hates you, and we hate you. It was tolerable awhile ago, but the shitposting has gotten to unbearable levels. Putting wrestling here makes less sense than putting you on /mlp/, which would be amazing. As long as we're making containment boards for autistic fans of tv shows, we should just put you there and you guys can have an eternal shitpost war for catalog space until the sun goes supernova.

>/sp/ hates you

We had one general there that kept everything contained. But American "Football" apparently needed another thread, despite it covering a sizeable amount of /sp/ already.

Blame Hiroshima Nagasaki.

>>868135
You put a decent amount of effort into this bait, so here's a (you) on the house.

>>880845
All of this.

They can just rename /mlp/ to "MLP and tv shows for manchildren"

>>880845
>Impossible to have a good discussion about surfing or airsoft or MA because all the threads get bumped into oblivion for the same lesnar memes and divas
Not our fault those threads get 1 post per week

>>868135
hur dur dont make fun of muh wrasslin dont you know the slams and the pain they go through is real. hur dur roman reigns i would blow him hur dur hornswoggle.

>>881659
> Hornswoggle

closet rasslefan detected

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>>881664
watched it through my youth sadly.

How can you sit there and post such a long comment about a sport you claim to hate so much? Is it because you've never tried learning the sport? Is it because you have no dick? ? Is it because your fat greasy assed momma just bought you a used eMachine at the good will and you want to run it through its paces? Or is it because you watch the dog shit wwe calls sports entertainment and think that is'professional wrestling? Or is it because you're an MMA fag who thinks its cool to pay $80 dollars to watch a fight that lasts for 20 seconds? Much love for MMA, but fuck these closed minded pusswads who knock wrestling for being fake, but know absolutely nothing about the discipline.

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Judobros, can we officially move to /sp/ already?

>>880845
>Mods can't create a board especially for rasslefags because rasslefags aren't numerous enough to warrant their own board. So they put you in a slow board and have you fuck our nice community up.
You do realise that this makes no sense at all, right? If there are enough people posting about wrestling (regardless of what you think about the quality of those posts) to swamp your community, then wrestling needs a board at least as much as alternative sports does.

If you really want to know why we watch wrestling, watch at least the first 5 minutes of this video and you will have your answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYvMOf3hsGA

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Uh oh guys, we better leave so they have more room for their competitive lock-picking threads.

>>883033
Sure whatever, I don't even care if your here its just don't think you need a thread for every wrestler and four generals.

>>882998

>WWE
>Sport

You've got to be fucking kidding me nigger. I dismissed your comment before I was one sentence in.

>>883033

You have /wooo/ and you insist on coming here. It's the fucking internet, there's limitless space, you don't need to be in this exact place fucking up this particular board. Or at the very least you could share a board with /mlp/ because they're autistic tv fans too that even autistic tv fans on /tv/ find too autistic.

>>883041
Oh we know why you watch it, you're idiots. That's not the problem so much as you shitposting about it nonstop. I just wish you guys would devote your time and energy and money to a real discipline instead of wasting your lives.

>>883079
Pretty much this. The fact that rasslin is here doesn't make sense, but it wouldn't be so bad if you guys wouldn't make over nine thousand threads about the same dumb shit. We should just sticky all the rasslin and have actual /asp/ discussion everwhere else if you guys are so intent on staying. Must be nice having mods, wonder what it feels like.

>>883079
I'll grant that some of the threads are just rubbish as that happens on any board with a reasonable following. But wrestling simply has more content and followers than the niche hobbies that otherwise populated this board. Saying, "put all your stuff in one general" is totally unrealistic, if for no other reason than that not everyone follows WWE. In fact, even among the WWE fans there are people following different shows. Trying to jam it into one general lowers the level of discussion because it tends towards empty exchanges of "your favourite stuff sucks". (Consider, for a moment, how you would react to the suggestion that the board be all-wrestling with the exception of a single "Alternative Sports General", and perhaps you'll better understand how I feel.)

>>883099
>It's the fucking internet, there's limitless space, you don't need to be in this exact place fucking up this particular board. Or at the very least you could share a board with /mlp/ because they're autistic tv fans too that even autistic tv fans on /tv/ find too autistic.
You don't have to be here either. (If you'd like a more constructive response, try discussing the matter without throwing around insults.)

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>>868135
>>868276
>>868279
>>868331
>>868347
>>871190
>>876554
>>880845
>>880888
>>881659
>>881664
>>881697
>>883023
>>883099

>former larpfag weebs who go to mcdojos
>lockpicking competitors
>toy gun general threads
>skateboarding

and you call fans of wrestling man children? get off /wwe/ senpai, i think your mom is calling you - she made your dino nuggets extra crispy just how you like and even got you a nice cold mountain dew.

>>868279
> nobody wants you here
There is probably more of us here than you as evidenced by strawpolls and such
Hiro does
The mods do

Your board is dead without us, if you dont like it then leave

>>883239
>as evidenced by strawpolls

>>883217
you sound neckbeardy as fuck

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Holy fuck. Butthurt /asp/ies are still this run out?

Cry more flipwood fans.

>>883245
We had a strawpoll our very first night here and you got blown away

Im sorry you are a minority, no need to lash out and act as such me butthurt aspie

The entire reason Raw is entertaining is shitposting in the gamethread.

>>868135
But Anon, PPV's are only NINENINETYNINE with the WWE Network. First Month is free and you can cancel whenever you want. Only NINENINETYNINE sounds like a great deal to me anon, doesn't NINENINETYNINE sound great to you? How does everyone else in this thread feel about NINENINETYNINE?

>>883252
Just fucking kill yourself, if you're so retarded and new to the point of believing that strawshit is reliable or a proof of anything then you need to either off yourself or at least fuck off back to leddit.