>Rollins injured >Cena injured >Orton injured >Cesaro

Knowing Vince, he will shove Ramen in every single matches.

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>decent wrestler
>great talker
>proven draw

Just give him the belt already

Boring and worse than last wrestlemania.

>>867461
>>Rollins injured
fuck feels bad man
>>Cena injured
feels bad man
>>Orton injured
feels bad man
>>Cesaro injured
somewhere in the middle
>>Bryan not cleared
less smark chants
>>Cara injured
eh
>>Viktor injured
ok
>>Rock apparently unable to wrestle due to movie contracts
i guess we will see
>>Nikki Bella injured
fuck man
>>Banks injured
alright smarks and IWC BTFO less smark chants

no seth, no BMJ, no orton possibly no nikki, fuck i may sell my mania ticket.

>>867496
who the fuck even wants to see orton anymore? his character has been so boring and stale since 2005/2006

>>867507
He does tend to get a little boring after a while, but he does turn regularly to keep himself somewhat fresh and the causual crowd does dig him.

>>867528
tbf I'd consider myself a casual these days, barely watch if at all and usually only start watching during wrestlemania season and I find him pretty damn boring, especially that viper gimmick

What's the best case scenario if somehow Reigns gets injured next?

>>867613
Looney Toon Fridge wins the title

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>>867613
big cass wins the title.

>>867632
I'd mark for big Cass to debut at the rumble and eliminate beeg

>>867507
eh he had a good match at mania last year

that was still his best RKO to date

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>>867461

Viktor isn't injured

SCSA when?

>>867465
> No
> No
> No

Why you always lyin'?

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>>867694
A+ player brought it.

>>867752
hes appearing for sure its in dallas

>>867761
Stop giving Rollins credit for everything

>>867613
Somebody who's actually talented gets his push

>>867764
lol I bet you think Orton deserves "credit" for the Shooting StaRKO too

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Bray Wyatt world champ when?

>>867774
when they want to kill the company.

>>867775
as if they already don't want to.

>>867775
It was apparent that they do when Roman won the title.

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>>867802
>>867778
roman has the kids, marks, and the bitches buying shit.
bray would get the smarks who barely buy merch and watch on streams

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>Ziggler is not injured

>>867811
but he got his dad fired.

>>867774
I hope never or at least with some other gimmick.

>mfw all of New Day is perfectly healthy and not even a hint at a world title match for Big E or Kofi. Them niggas been carry alot of shit for a while now. Them niggas got a damn trombone over.

>>867809
> lowest-rated Road to WrestleMania since 1997
> sells less house show tickets than 2015 Randy Orton

What a draw!

>>867809
If you put anyone in the same position as Roman, they would be a top seller.
Heath would sell more than Roman in his position.

>>867861
Now thats not true

>>867465
Miz is literally none of those things.

>>867867
>Miz
>Not a decent wrestler and great talker

>>867869
> Miz
> good at anything

18+

>>867869
Literally none of those things. Miz is a below average worker, and a okay talker. He's midcarder and where he belongs.

>>867850
You're right, that's why new day rocks

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>>867461
Oh shit not Viktor! LOL

>>867872
>>867876
He also has more Wrestlemania main events than "cuck man" punk who everyone seems to love so much

>>868260
> getting pushed harder makes you a better performer

How many Reigns shirts do you own, son?

>>868122
I didn't even notice that.

Well played, OP. Well played.

>>867461
>Rollins injured
legitimate loss but Ambrose can keep the title warm
>Cena injured
don't you fucks hate him?
>Orton injured
will he finally retire?
>Cesaro injured
literally the meme wrestler, he is another DB waiting to happen and by that I mean a short title reign that ends in "meh"
>Bryan not cleared
no one cares, his stock dropped after the second injury and title drop in a short time
>Cara injured
you fucks don't care about him
>Viktor injured
literally who?
>Rock unable to wrestle
so you really are the casual viewer
>Nikki Bella injured
suddenly you care? didn't yall bitch about how she can't wrestle?
>Banks injured
hadn't heard this but after the smark crowd that was chanting during her match with becky, oh fucking well that's all vinny needs to shut down a push

Look, this is why I'm fed up with the IWC. Ambrose and Wyatt can main event Mania but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you guys suddenly don't want to push those guys after all the bitching you did last year. never fucking mind that people have been pining for Bray Wyatt to become relevant and a force to be reckoned with, never mind that Ambrose's main event push in early to mid 2015 was the calm before the shitstorm that was the latter half of the year. no, suddenly we're changing our minds.

face it, you fucks don't want WWE to succeed. you can pull up Miz, you can keep Roman who's over for the most part, could even use Lesnar even though that fucking undermines what a lot of you bitch about anyway.

no, no...NOW all you shitheads want to call up NXT stars and Bullet Club. shut the fuck up already. you are all as stupid as Vince.

>>868266
I really hope you copypastad this from some shitty "anti-smark" circlejerk

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>>868266
>mfw anti-smarks still getting worked by the GOAT

is this the most injury laden WM in a while?

>>867461
Ambrose (c) v Lesnar - WHC
Undertaker v Reigns
Braun Strowman v HHH
Sheamus v Big Show - Iron Man match - IC Title
Owens v Rusev - Table Match - US Title
Titus O'Neil v Neville
Paige (c) v Becky Lynch - Divas title
Wyatt v Ziggler
Sheamus & Barrett (c) v Dudleys - Tag Titles
Andre the Giant Battle Royal winner - Del Rio

>>868330
None of this makes the slightest sense.

>>868335
Maybe not to a simpleton.

>>867496
Are you seriously that big of a mark of Nikki Bella...

>>868330
>Braun Strowman v HHH
>Sheamus v Big Show - Iron Man match - IC Title

i would rather kill myself than watch this crap

>>867872
18+

18+


18+
18+

>>868339
What's wrong with it?

>>867774

Bray has never held a championship title during his WWE career...but why would he need to? Goes against his character. It would almost make more sense for someone else from the Wyatt family to get the WWE title... Bray would still get the "glory" because it would be "one of his" as the champion.

Bray's character is actually kind of half-manager, half-wrestler.

Think about, for example, Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar fighting over the WWE title while Bray Wyatt and Paul Heyman have a "battle of the bellies" at ringside...

>>867465
We know it's you Miz, get out of here

>>868757
just post him getting BTFO by oklahomie

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>>867461
So what would happen if Roman got injured?

>>868921
hhh vs sheamus or the dwayne for the title

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>>868921
>and the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion! BIG SHOW!

>reigns wins and retains at the royal rumble

leading to:

>reigns vs lesnar and triple h at wrestlemania in a triple threat match

i would say 2-on-1 match, but that's an odd wrestlemania main event stipulation.

>>868932
>people think the rock is going to wrestle at wrestlemania

>>868979
>Lowest ratings in history

>>867465
I genuinely believe The Miz to be one of the most underrated talents of all time. Honestly I believe that if WWE give him enough freedom on the microphone he could cut promos on matching those of some all time greats such as "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Granted his in ring ability might not be the as spectacular as you would expect from a top tier talent. But if you take a close look into the history of professional wrestling, you will notice that many main event level workers haven't been incredible in-ring workers.

Look at a guy like Daniel Bryan. Amazing in the ring, no doubt about that. But going back all the way to the days of the old NXT, before it became the NXT it is today, it used to be a reality show like "competition" where each of the rookies had a mentor. Where am I going with this? Well you see Daniel Bryan was in the first season of NXT and his mentor was none other than the Miz. My point is that Daniel Bryan, with all his ablity, was nothing but a mere rookie compared to the great Miz. This in itself should be proof enough that wrestling ability isn't always the most important aspect of a top level WWE Superstar.

Even so, microphone skills alone aren't enough to assert the Miz a "GOAT" label deserving superstar. What does the Miz have that grants him this title? Drawing Power. That's right, arguably THE attribute that makes a superstar is his ability draw. This is the quality that ALL the greats share. Hulk Hogan, Steve Austin, The Rock, John Cena. And last, but definitely not least - The Miz.

All you have to do is take a look at Raw ratings and PPV buyrates and you will see that during Miz's title reign, these absolutely skyrocketed. His reign was when WWE became the largest company in the world, overtaking Apple, Microsoft and McDonalds for example. All thanks to the Miz. The Miz made Vince McMahon the richest man in the world and for this, he deserves to be WWE World Heavyweight Champion once again.

>>869025
wew lad

>>868921

Then WWE would be royally fucked, all the weight is currently on him now.

>>869025
Honestly I don't think the miz is at all bad in the ring

His matches with Cena for example were very good

Del Rio injured Cena on purpose

>>867507
>Not wanting to see Tweener Bork vs Tweener Boreton

They should book that somewhere down the line.

>>869124
Del Rio the real hero

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>>867461

I don't get Roman Reigns.

I mean, muscular guy, great hair, nice beard, tall, etc. Has everything going for him. HOW can he have such low self-confidence and shitty mic work and ZERO charisma? ...and that awkward never-got-laid smile, like all the training he ever did was hover-handing and smashing a keyboard.

Seriously, WWE could push Bo Dallas and they'd get 10x the crowd pops Roman gets.

>>868330
>Ambrose (c) v Lesnar - WHC
>Braun Strowman v HHH
>Sheamus v Big Show - Iron Man match - IC Title
>Wyatt v Ziggler

Please explain.

>>867507
Punt Orton was GOAT though.

>>869221
The only value of that match will be Orton shattering into a zillion pieces after the first Suplex

>>868755
Raven & Undertaker held a bunch of titles

>>869025
I really hope this is satire

>>869277
>HOW can he have such low self-confidence and shitty mic work and ZERO charisma? ...and that awkward never-got-laid smile, like all the training he ever did was hover-handing and smashing a keyboard.

He used to be fat + knows he's only getting pushed 'cause Vince loves him.

Even he can see that there's literally dozens of guys signed to WWE that are better than him in every way besides having arms, wet longhair and a pretty face

>>869277
>HOW can he have such low self-confidence and shitty mic work and ZERO charisma
Because the fans didn't like him and that really got to him.

He failed at football, was cut from multiple teams. He decided to move to wrestling like the rest of his family only to face rejection and possible failure.

If you were so adamant at succeeding at something with such a long history of failure, you'd probably get pissed at people chanting WHAT and BORING at you during your promos.

My ideal card (considering the injuries) would be
>Bork vs. Ambrose (WHC, No-DQ)
Ambrose wins
>Roman vs. HHH
Roman wins, obviously
>New Day vs. Usos vs. Lucha Dragons (ladder rematch)
New Day wins because no team on the WWE roster is as good as them
>Charlotte vs. Becky
(Becky wins)
>Taker vs. Owens
(Owens wins)
>Sami Zayn debuts and wins the Andre battle royal

there's really 1 choice here if we all expect Roman to lose at the Royal Rumble and regain the belt at Wrestlemania and not turn heel.

you gotta put the belt on the New Day, even with their quasi face push and childish merch and let them Freebird Rule the world title for 3 months. they're the hottest act going today.

no one wants see HHH as champion and no one wants to see him obviously lose to Roman, HHH is a legend people want to celebrate him

>>869286
Sure.
>Ambrose wins the Rumble. On Raw the next night they make him defend the IC Title against Sheamus, League of Jobbers use the numbers game and Sheamus wins. Lesnar wins a #1 contenders match at Fast Lane to go on to face Ambrose at Mania. Big Show comes after Sheamus, Sheamus is scared and tries to think of a way he can retain the title, he knows Big Show would struggle to last an hour so challenges him to an Iron man match.

>Ziggler turns heel at the Rumble and becomes the Authority's new chosen one. Meanwhile, the Wyatts go up against the Authority after Bray fails to win the Rumble, saying there's too much corruption or whatever. This leads to those two matches at Mania. If Strowman beats HHH, the Authority lose control of the WWE to Wyatt.

>>869526
Awful.

>>869421
>Taker Vs Owens

I'd wanna see this but they gotta give Owens way more of a push plus improve his roster

>Ambrose going over on Brock

I can't see WWE building him up to a big enough threat to beat brock fuckin lesnar even in a No DQ

>>867461

>Banks injured

FUCKING HOW?

That Brooklyn match with Becky was Rest Hold City. No wonder the crowd the crowd was chanting boring. How long is the boss out for?

>>867461

>Cara injured
>Botcha Booties can end
>Kalisto finally gets a singles push

Blessing in disguise? I know I'm playing devil's advocate but Sasha and Paige getting hurt is what finally took for the E to say "oh right we have other people" then so be it.

>>869606
The majority of WWE injuries happen on untelevised events newfriend

>>869611
Who do they have other than Paige & Sasha?

Charlotte & Becky?

That's it

Why does wwe even do so many house shows. Is it work risking important stars just for a few bucks and years off their career ?

>>867461
>>Nikki Bella injured

lmao

>Banks injured

Confirmed false

>>867850
One of them should win the belt at the rumble and all the way up until mania be the first and only freebird wwe world heavyweight champions until they lose it to whoever in a fatal four way match at wrestlemania.
Tell me that isn't an awesome idea, the new day seriously week in and out consistently are the most entertaining on the roster and they deliver.
Plus kofi deserves to be the first African born wwe champion, but not even on that level just kofi has put in a lot of time and has been a team player and has given some great highlights.
I waited years for kofi to turn heel, it was well worth the wait.

>>869613
>Paige & Sasha?
who do they have other than a botch machine and an overated diva that luckily was on superstars most of the time, the whole rest of the roster.

>>869628
I like Kofi but he is midcard 4-4-4-4-life

Big E deserves his first world title win to be a HUEG moment

>>869635
We're talking about the women's div. you twit

Try keeping up

>>868921
>So what would happen if Roman got injured?
GREAT KHALI RETURN!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :D

>>869625
>>Banks injured
>Confirmed false
by who even meltz confirmed it.

Wasn't Undertaker's final match supposed to be this year at WM32?
Wasn't it supposed to be with Cena?

Will they just delay it to WM33?

Or will they end his career with ANOTHER fued with Wyatt/Brock.

Or worse. Fighting Top Ramen.

>>869538
Jealous?

>>867490
Wrestlemania 31 was literally the only good PPV WWE put on last year.
Hell, it might have been the only good 2015 wrestling PPV period.

>>869606
Sasha says she's not injured on her tumblr. I guess we'll see next week. May be a minor injury or something.

:Truck full of money backs up to Stone Cold's ranch:

BRING BACK HOGAN

>>869658
There's always that taker/sting match everyone has been clamoring over.
The trouble with that match is who wins.
Taker wants to retire putting someone else over. Sting doesn't really need that win. Also, he has done nothing but lose big matches since his WWE debut. Why would he win now?

Im actually hoping for a taker/ambrose match myself. Let Ambrose lose the belt first though. Taker going after IC title would be silly.

>>869693
Man doesnt need the money and will never wrestle again because he's being held together with ducttape and bolts.

>>869696
Give it another year or so.

>>868330
>>869421
>>869526
I'm an Ambrose mark and this just didn't make sense to me. Ambrose could main event and hold the title, but he'd need to go up against Roman, KO, or Bray.

I mean...a No-DQ against part-time Lesnar? Unless Ambrose could suddenly break out Attitude Era style and beat him down with razor wire baseball bats, flaming tables, and thumb tacks, there's no way anyone could buy him beating Lesnar.

We can forgive them a sub-par wrestlemainia this year considering we're coming off on of the greatest ever in 31.

>>869664
> your ideas suck
> YOUR JUZT JELLI

18+

>>869667
Wrong on at least 2 counts

Please watch something that isn't /wwe/ shit newfriend

>>869764
> WrestleMania PLAY
> greatest ever

Do folks actually believe this? Gross

>>869772
>admitting to being over 18 and still a wrestling fan
KEK

>>869764
>implying 31 could ever beat out the Miracle on Bourbon Street alone

>>867461
You know they're not actually injured right? They're acting

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>>867461
>yfw Wyatt family split again
>yfw Harper solo run
>yfw Dudleyz bring back Spike
>Roman vs Haitch vs Taker vs Brock fatal four way

>>869820
What a wholly unappealing match

Roman (c) v HHH - WHC
Lesnar v Owens
Taker v Jericho
Ambrose v Sheamus - IC Title
Charlotte (c) v Becky v Paige v Sasha - Divas Title - Ladder match
Ryback v Del Rio - US Title
Strowman v Big Show
Ziggler v Wyatt
New Day v Usos v Dudleys - Tag Titles - TLC match
Andre The Giant Winner - Kane

>Reigns enters at #03, somehow survives
>Wyatt enters at #08, somehow survives
>Harper enters at #13
>Ambrose at #15
>Jericho at #19
>Lesnar (surprise) at #21
>Strowman at #22
>Del Rio at #24
>Rowan at #25

>Towards the end of the match
>Everyone eliminated but Del Rio, Wyatt Family, Lesnar, Ambrose, Reigns, Jericho

>Wyatt Family manages to dominate
>Knock down Lesnar with chairshots
>Strowman and Harper put Lesnar through the announcer's table
>Lesnar still in the match but incapacitated
>Bray eliminates Del Rio
>Jericho, Ambrose, Reigns fight back
>All 3 Eliminate Rowan
>Back and forth fighting continues
>Strowman chokes out Jericho
>Jericho still in the match but incapacitated
>Ambrose eliminates Harper
>Wyatt eliminates Ambrose
>Reigns eliminates Strowman
>Wyatt/Reigns showdown
>Lesnar reenters
>Takes out both of them
>Lesnar throws Wyatt over but he hangs on
>He hangs on long enough to get kicked in the face by a pissed off Del Rio
>Reigns/Lesnar showdown
>Reigns goes for a spear and catches a knee instead
>Lesnar and Reigns both go over the top rope but hang on
>Lesnar gets the upperhand and throws Reigns into the ringpost eliminating him
>Lesnar is on the apron talking to Heyman and gesturing
>Rumble Winner/New Champ celebrations
>Jericho was never eliminated
>He sneaks back in and hits a codebreaker on the ropes on Lesnar
>Lesnar is eliminated
>Jericho wins the rumble and the title

>>869883
>Matches are now set up for Wrestlemania
>Jericho's the new champ
>Reigns wants his rematch
>Lesnar is pissed because he was cheated
>Triple Threat at Wrestlemania

>Luke Harper is pissed at Ambrose for eliminating him
>Fights his way to becoming the #1 contender for the IC title
>Harper vs Ambrose in a street fight for the IC title at Wrestlemania

>Del Rio has a match on RAW
>Wyatt Family attacks him for ruining Bray's chances
>Wyatt shenangians where they do voodoo shit to Del Rio
>League of Nations defends him
>L.O.N. vs Wyatt Family
>Wyatt Family "sacrifices" Barrett
>Alberto Del Rio vs Bray Wyatt for US title at Wrestlemania
>Strowman & Rowan vs Rusev and Sheamus at Wrestlemania

There you go i just gave the WWE 3 great championship matches and a pretty good filler match.

>>869735
>Taker wants to retire putting someone else over
>Taker Losing again at Wrestlemania
Why?

>>869864
>Strowman v Big Show
>Lesnar v Owens
Eh.
Lesnar v Strowman would be more interesting.

KO fucking sucks. Let him play with the Big Show.
Also

>>869885
>>L.O.N. vs Wyatt Family
Jobbers vs Jobbers?
Regardless, I think this would be a neat feud.

>>869885
The problem is I don't think Y2J can be a credible champ after spending the last 7 years jobbing.

>>869903
Well i think Lesnar vs Y2J would be a great match and the audience loves them both so they won't give shite that Y2J's been jobbing the past few years.

Reigns is sort of an added bonus, kind of a wild card to add some tension and being that it's a triple threat there will be barely any focus on him so he won't have a chance to bore the audience.

>>869897
Because, get this, at the end of legend's careers, they use their status to help the new generation

>>869906
I do think we'll end up with a 3 or 4 man match for the main event that includes at least Brock and Reigns. I'd say HHH is more likely than Jericho.

>>869906
> world champ
> 2016 Jericho

"No"

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>>869912
>Triple H in the main event
i hope not

Who actually would make a good opponent for Jericho to put over at Mania? AJ Styles?

>>869913
He was great in 2000
He's still great in 2016
He'll still be great in 2025

>>869917
they're probably gonna have him fight Ambrose

>>869918
>He's still great in 2016
He was shit in the tag team match with Ramen and Beans

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>>867461
>>Rollins injured
>>Cena injured
>>Orton injured
>>Cesaro injured
>>Bryan not cleared
>>Cara injured
>>Viktor injured
>>Rock apparently unable to wrestle due to movie contracts
>>Nikki Bella injured
>>Banks injured


>Bo Dallas is healthy

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>>869927

>>869918
Only the first one of those is correct

Midlife Crisis Y2J is dreadful

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>>867461
wont be popular, but you might as well start getting ready for 33

lets build up some heavy heel heat for Cena's return

pic related, it's my pick for 32

>>869945
>giving the diva's title to a part-timer, wannabe rockstar
What a waste.

Otherwise it's good.

>>867461
Nothing but iron man matches.

>>869945
Forgot the Tag Team belts with Trips and X-Pac.