Am I crazy for thinking a retirement match at WM between these

>>867151
You're not crazy, it just lacks substance. Like it's only a good matchup because they're both big guys. It'll merit a cheap pop and a ten minute match that'll likely be forgettable.

Aw man, I would love for them to go all out against each other. Top rope bumps, Huricanranas, absolute crazy cruiserwight shit for a retirement match against two BIG GUYS. That would make it a good match.

Didn't BEEG do some relatively acrobatic moves in his early years?

>>867224
I mean, you'd imagine that Beeg would be physically capable of performing a hurricanrana, if he was paired with someone (like Henry) capable of having him on his shoulders. It'd probably be the slowest thing ever, and I don't know how well Henry would be able to bump it, but dammit I can dream.

>Beeg and Henry in a one-off (i,e. no feud) loser-retires match
>They somehow pull all of this crazy athletic shit, and tear the place apart
>Battle to the outside of the ring, smash a few tables, THESE TWO MONSTERS ARE TEARING THE PLACE APART MAGGLE!
>Realise the ref's been counting, they each start to struggle back to the ring in time.
Then
>They each stop, look at each other, and hug it out as the ref reaches 10, and the bell rings.
>IT'S A DOUBLE RETIREMENT MAGGLE!
>They take their moment in the ring, then stride off into the sunset.

Hold me bros.

>>867301
This is honestly the best way I can see them go. Instead where probably gona have to watch them keep jobbing for another 5 years or so

>>867301
Don't make me cry, you faggot bitch. honestly though i think Beeg can still do a couple more years, i mean hes still kinda a meh monster.

> old guys circlejerking each other and not putting anybody ever

Sounds perfect for modern WWE

It can be a Biggest Jobber of The Last 20 Years on a Stick match

>>867771
Hello /r/squarecircle

>>868031
> somebody doesn't want to see old guys Dutch Rudder each other
> LE READIT BOOGEYMAN REEE

18+

>>868037
>>868031
>memesters

>Henry will never give BEEG a Canadian Destroyer off the Smackdown fist into a flaming table

>>867151
As long as it's on the pre-show so I don't have to watch it, this sounds like a great idea.

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>>867301
>this will never EVER happen and Vince will keep Beeg around to have him cry

>>867301
You know what? As unlikely as senile McMahon is to ever do something like that, pulled off correctly it wouldn't be half bad. It would certainly be a wrestlemania moment instead of the garbage they usually try to attach the tag to. Cheesy as fuck but at least it's different and memorable