UFC UNDEFEATED

>>856796
he hasn't even fighted yet you moran

>>856809
then technically he's undefeated

>>856809
/asp/ies ladies and gentleman

He is going to die....

>>856829
... with a 23-0 record.

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>>856829

>>856940
>See you in 2015
>it's already 2016
what a loser

>>856940
Did punk reply?

>>856965
He died....
Debut: 1999
Retired: 2014<----
Billed height: 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m)
Billed weight: 218 lb (99 kg)
He fooled yall

>>856940
>11 dec 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGe21q7lmNk

>>856999
Right or wrong nice trips and damn that dude has been knocked out alot or he is super drunk.

>>856999
> HUR, THEY WOULDN'T LET ME PLAY IN THE NBA
Yes, because the NBA isn't a contact sport you dickhead, wrestling is.

>>857031
But DIaz is right, I don't think being a pro wrestler gives you the right to step into the UFC and have them accommodate you with their best trainers and let you choose the best fights. Brock Lesnar proved himself before UFC but CM Punk really should go through some sort of process to show he CAN fight and it's not just to draw views. Wouldn't that be a fuckton better for Punk too? Then maybe people would stop doubting him

>>856796

We all know that emo vegan pussy will never fight.

>>857053
I'm not talking about that, I'm about the comparison that just doesn't work. Wrestling is a lot more related to MMA than fucking basketball.

>>857285
Where you getting vegan from? He's not a vegan.

>>857293
He used to be a big vegan, daniel bryan introduced him to it but he started having health problems and went back on to meat

>>857333
I'm fairly certain you mean Bryan, because Bryan was the one who had to stop being a vegan. Although he still does favour having greens and such with what little meats he does have with it.

>>857336
Nope they both stopped, at roughly the same time due to problems with it but it was bryan who introduced him to it http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=148162203

Hes in the new UFC game by EA sports lol. What are his special moves, the invisible match winning hype superpunch.

>>857293
How does that change anything though. Just because CM Punk is a wrestler he should be right at the top? Huh?

I hope they kill this faggot.

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How hard would you mark out if cm punk comes out at #30 for his years royal rumble in full mma gear and absolutely destroys everyone and wins?

>>856999
He sounds like drunk Pickles from Metalocalypse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jByicog_zc

>>857031
The kind of wrestling he's referring to isn't a sport.

I hope he will use his WWE theme to enter the arena, it would be hilarious.

>>857369
My fucking dick.

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>>857369
>Vince's face when it was all a work and you smarks took the bait.

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>>857293
>>857333
>>857336
>>857344

He is a weak emo meat-fearing booze-dodging pussy who will NEVER have a real fight, WOOOOOO!!

>>856829
>He is going to die....
Every single living organism is going to die.
>>856809
>moran
KEK

>>857347
maybe when you vanilla mma faggots could draw a damn dime. Then you get to main event UFCmania

>>856796

Can't help laughing when I see that pic. Weakest looking pussy in MMA history! Except of course the coward won't actually ever have a fight....

>>856999
He sounds like a fag with brain damage who gets his ass beat all the time.

>>863846
i think his tongue is way too big for his mouth or something because he makes some solid points a lot of the times. Also he just literally won a fight a few weeks ago;

>>857369
>>857685
That would be glorious but desu replace Brock Lesnar with CM Punk and that's whats happening.

>>860719

18+

>>857053
There's no "earning" your place in the UFC. Matches are only booked to sell PPVs/tickets. There are no qualification rounds like other sports, it's all just based on what will draw. Punk already paid his dues by becoming popular which means when (and if) he does fight it will make money.

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>>857369
Kek'd hard.

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>>857722
Flair never letting us down

>>864055
This.

I literally couldn't name a single UFC person other than Ronda Rousey and former fighter Brock Lesnar. They all look the same to me and have very little in terms of personality, I only know Ronda because she apparently likes WWE, Pokemon and DBZ and WoW which for a celebrity, is not heard of.
One of the big reasons I like professional wrestling is because all the characters are different and have personality and are memorable, UFC is shit for that.
Oh and I only remember Joe Rogen because he makes me think [spoiler] that he's a complete idiot who thinks he's intellectual because he smokes weed, like every teenager who ever smoked weed including myself.[/spoiler]
At least folks who don't even like wrestling remember The Rock and Stone Cold and Hulk Hogan.

Back to /v/, Ace Attorney fag.

>>857685
>>857369

>CM Punk Vs Lesnar at Wrestlemania

This would save WWE

>>856796

The weak emo whining clown will NEVER have a real fight.

>>864082
Wow, a scripted television show has characters that are eccentric and interesting while I'm contrast a tournament for real fights doesn't?
Holy shit dude

Also this post proves why adding wrestling to /asp/ makes no sense
Faggots like this only want to watch wrestling for entertainment, while /asp/ is about actually participating in the sport and watch fights to see techniques from top fighters, who they hope to eventually get to the level of

>>864082
I think this is the most retarded post I've seen in a really long time.

>i don't like watching sports because the champions don't show a lot of personality :( so i prefer watching cartoons because they have a lot of fun characters lol <3

Jesus fucking Christ, wwe retards in a nutshell.

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>>864082

Hi there! I draw more money than anyone in your WWE goof and geek circus.

>>870162
He's so short everything he says just comes of as a fucking comedy act. It's hilarious but I wouldn't say it makes him a good character.
He'd be a decent comedy jobber in WWE I think if they gave him an angry dwarf gimmick but no one would ever take him seriously I'm afraid.

>>870574
Are you autistic?

>>870149
> while /asp/ is about actually participating in the sport
There goes that meme again
Sauce pls, im still waiting. Unless that is just something you all made up one day to feel better about posting on a dead autist board

>>870574
not to mention he keeps talking shit about guys bigger than him knowing he would never have to actually back up his talk

he's like a lot of the MMA guys here who pretend to be tough but would never fight anyone in real life

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Still undefeated in the UFC

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>>870678
Still undefeated in the UFC!

>>870574
>>870673

>New levels of stupidity.

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>>871161
>manlets

>>870656
You sure sound worked

>>857053
Money, duh. Obviously, Dana had a plan to cash in on the controversy somehow.

MMA, WWE, American comic book industry, it doesn't matter. An angry fan is money in the pocket. It's one of the great mysteries of our world.

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0119 EST and still undefeated, MC Thug!!!

>>864082
you just made me cringe. I hope this was bait, because you sound like a literal faggot

>>870574
You do realize that nobody takes wrestling serious, right? Maybe the closet gay dudes who watch the shit, but nobody else.

>>870673
You're so dumb that i find myself embarrassed for your parents.

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>>870673
I'd happily fight you if you're in Texas :)

>>856999
I love CM Punk but this is dead on.

>using the term butthurt while trying to earn credibility
I like punk, but calling people butthurt is a little outdated