SmackDown Gamethread #1

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>>3112700
SAVE US PHIL

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who here /WOOWOOWOO/

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F Based JBL

>>3112700
Airing Here: https://sy.nchtu.be/r/CozyTube (Remove the period after Y only)

>Turn on Flash in Chrome or use Firefox.

when will they drop the live from the name, its not really new anymore

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>>3112700
Best time of week here on /asp/.

>>3112733
This. Hopefully soon

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>>3112700
Well, hurricane Irma might fist my ass this weekend, so if this is these are the last /smack/ threads I post in, it's been comfy, lads

Also, I want to fuck Sasha Banks

>>3112737
Damn she looks good here

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>>3112740

>>3112737
ill be fisted if it comes up the east coast
stay safe bro

Don't make early threads today, yesterday was a disaster.

>>3112737
evacuate nigger you sill have time.

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We won again!!!

Feels good Smackchads.

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>>3112748
No worries, I booked several suites at a hotel in NC for family and friends. I'm in northeast Florida. We're getting the fuck out early Saturday morning. Here's another Sasha from today

>>3112747
This FFS.

Move only to threads advertised/created AFTER the bump limit

>>3111111

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I'll be the thread guy again this week. I usually start a new thread when were just about to hit the limit.

Smackchads are usually way better about not posting multiple threads than Rawtists. I'm the shitty waifu gamethread guy by the way

>>3112737
God she is perfect. Moved to Smackdown when?

>>3112729
based

>>3112769
Get a life, cunt

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>>3112777
Hopefully soon. I want to see her have matches with Becky again

>>3112769
Thank you for your services ya cunt

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how can wwe compete with taka?

Why is a RAW horse faced slut in the SmackDown thread?

>>3112787
By existing

>>3112789
No idea, but I don't mind. That horse face slut is looking damn fine recently

>>3112789
Because RAWchads run this place bitch

>>3112787
literally who

>>3112793
NEIGH

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>>3112789
Don't know and don't like it. Glue factory when?

>>3112789
Cuz she's sexier than smackdown's uggos

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>>3112787
>No Kenny Omega

Fuck Modern Family

Was raw worth it yesterday? Labor day made me forget that it was on. Apparently I could watch big show vs strowman and skip the rest and be satisfied.

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>>3112798
Hey man, if you wouldn't fuck Sasha, that's fine. It's 2017, there are plenty of gay people everywhere

>>3112787
>best male wrestler in the world
>best female wrestler in the world
Based

>>3112804
This

HEY SHINSKAY

I hope snek vs jap is stiff as fuck

BRING ME TO THE GRAVES

BASED GRAVES SAVING SMACKDOWN

We are now living in an era in which JBL isn't in /smack/ commentary? Who are you holding up lads?

>>3112700
anyone got a webm of that funny spot from last night, when Alexa and Nia scream at each other?

HEY SHINSOOKAY
OPEN YOUR EYES

>>3112804
I can't wait until based Chrisley's tuesday show debuts and we get to watch chrisley before Raw AND Smackdown

So what really make Jibbles quit? Who did he piss off?

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>no JBL tonight

>Corey Graves

I'll actually allow it boys

Pleasantly surprised

>Graves
so who's joining Cole and Booker?

If JBL is gone, then will Mauro Renallo return?

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;_;

>>3112782
Yuck

>>3112825
Graves is doing both now

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>>3112825
Otunga

can wait for graves to pop for the kinshasa.

This promo style is old school as fuck.

>>3112825
Graves

He's on both shows

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>>3112737
Same south florida east coast here.
Stay strong brother.
Unless you are an illegal.
in which case I hope you fuckin drown

Spoopy Randy promo: the only thing more cringey than the spoopy Bray promo.

graves is the only one who gets phillips somewhat interesting

HEY SHINSKAY

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Post yfw Ortonetty wins

>Corey and Tom
Smackdown is now worth watching

S N E K

LANDY OWTON

>Rodney Orton

What happened to JBL?

>>3112828
filtered

Looking right at the cue cards randy sort yourself out and memorize your lines ya pinhead

Nak actually cuts a decent promo despite the english

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>>3112839

BIG HOG

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I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

Miss tummy in the bank

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>>3112700
Holy fuck based Graves/Byron banter is back on the menu lads! Smackchads win again!

>>3112850
His English actually seemed better

Owens putting the entire women's division on notice.

why are they making him talk? he needs to do promos only doing faces and hand gestures

literally an above average promo for wwe

>>3112834
lel, nah. Native Floridian. Been here my whole life and i can safely say this one has me more worried than all the others.

Take it easy on the illegials, man. They might be the ones rebuilding your house if it gets fucked.

Good luck, though.

BASED FATASS

>>3112847
Worked

based big hog gonna put the fatass in his place

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Who's ready to bust a fat nut to Based Mella tonight?

>>3112846
You shitpost here hourly and you don't know what happened to JBL???

Buy a brain.

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>Kevin Owens
Oh it's this fag again.

>owens_piledriving_maria.gif

>Steen's new gimmick is being a ref
ah fuck i was looking forward to this god damn it Shane

FAT ASS REF

KO reffing random matches could be kino

KNACK IS BACK

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who /Dark souls/ here?

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

AWOL Owens is the fucking best.

Pepe Shane poster where are you!

KO's shirt looks like it's made of compression material..

>>3112881
aca papa

(((SHUT IT DOWN)))

>>3112879
clockwork

>>3112881
speak english you fucking whop

>>3112869
You got worked that's not her check the name properly. Now she has imitators working eachother into shoots. But seriously what happened to JBL

>KO wears pink panties sign

>>3112881
aquí papi
viendo el programa A+

god owens is so fat it ruins the whole show how am I supposed to take him seriously

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>>3112862
no, we only hire American, were not traitors and slaves to cheap labor. I work in trades.
If you hire illegals you deserve to drown too

It sounds so empty

what is happening

Did big Shane just forget his lines?

>>3112889
ごめんなさい

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>he forgot his line

>>3112899
yes

What did that guy say

SHANE O' MAC BTFO

>forgets his lines
Come on Shane.

Toothless aggression in front row

Explain what happened to JBL

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>>3112887
Back to pol

>>3112904
ding-dong diddly

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>>3112899
he's been practicing with reigns

>>3112880
More like Dark Soles.

>>3112729
ty

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>>3112880

>>3112908

He literally said he didn't want to do it anymore

This information is available all over the place

>>3112908
Mauro bullied him to suicide

>>3112899
No, he's old fashioned, he pauses and waits for the crowd to react.

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Not sure if Shane is trying to convey rage or if he is just gassed

>>3112737
Same here bro. Having to watch the stream since Irma is assfucking my cable and it'll probably hit me first. God bless and stay safe.

That was an awkwardly long pause

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>the state of shanetty

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>>3112919
Good luck, anon

>>3112909
ya ding dong diddly worked

>If I had it my way I would still be on RAW
>LOUD BOOS

top kek

MUH KIDS

Kek the helicopter crash

S H O O T I N G

Is Owens channeling old Heyman here?

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>post yfw Vince comes out and piledrives kevin into the concrete

>Obese, neckbeard manlet
>Blaming himself for his lack of success

Yeah, like that's ever going to happen. Just look at r9k.

Oh shit, Shanetty getting obliterated.

Gettin real shoot like here.

>>3112899
It sounded like someone in the crowd said something which made people laugh. Anyone hear it?

owens is an embarrassment

This is so gay

shane getting destroyed by an ESL

SHOOT FIGHT

OWENS WORKING SHANE INTO A SHOOT

Shane pls

>>3112915
he lives in bermuda and is rich. JBL won in life

>im not ur buddy pal hope ur kids die

jeez

>>3112934
Yeah

>>3112925
9/10 looks tasty

Fat manlet KO rekt.

This is going to turn into a storyline where Kevin sues Shane or WWE for assault

another zzzzzzzz smackdown segment

>>3112934
I couldnt hear it but it was what they did
also
>having KO be buried by an old fuck who doesnt even wrestle

>>3112925
Is your beagle a turd because mine is

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>>3112925
Dog/10

Based KO working Shanetty into a shoot, thus probably costing him his position.

Play the long game, Kevin. Play the long game...

>>3112925
10/10 good puppers

>>3112948
KO in a neck brace next week

WHAT THE FUCK.
Hahaha, excellent.

>>3112949
idk i was entertained

then again i unironically watch wrestling

>>3112948

A real life wrestler's court storyline fully in kayfabe would be amazing.

big kev working the mark

Holy fuck I get home from work wanting to have a grilled cheese sandwich and watch smack but my stepson broke the microwave.

>Shane gets to wrestle more than Daniel
The state of goat beard man

Shane is the man. Always has entertaining fueds / matches.

>>3112925
>left
cute 9/10
>right
fat and ugly 2/10, send to pound

>>3112962
How are you gonna watch Smackdown now?

>Owens delivering a "you should be dead" line like Matt did to edge

So Kevin vs Sane at HIAC

Kevin should have let Shane shoot on him for real and drawn just a little bit of color. Sort of a minor version of Bork/Borton

That was some "i wish you died in the womb" tier shit.

>>3112960

*a live (not real life, since those DID happen)

heres hoping ko isnt the first guy shane goes over in his return run

>>3112962

>grilled cheese in the microwave
>my wifes son

Jesus, man

i hope shane does a cell stunt, kevin dodges it, and then cuts a promo about it during the match

>>3112925

>dog cucks willingly pick up literal dog shit every day

>>3112925
Right doggo: 8/10, looks chill af
Left doggo: ******.5/10, looks like a troublemaker

>>3112977
>2011 + 6
>getting worked

shiggy

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>>3112962
>grilled cheese sandwich
>microwave
Fucking hell man.

>>3112970
kek so I wasn't the only one who thought that

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>>3112968
>So Kevin vs Sane at HIAC
Sounds like a mismatch, but I'm interested.

>>3112962
>my wife's son

>>3112962

Beat your wifes son

>>3112957
brings in his Canadian lawyer

>>3112960
>ko gets restraining order against Shane
>Everytime Shane shows up KO does too, so Shane has to leave the ring/arena

>>3112979

>noone will ever love you as much as a dog would

CHRISLEY TAKEOVER

>>3112960
>on the next GFW, Rosemary in an arm cast.

>>3112986
dont forget shane aj was almost motn at mania

>>3112993
>tfw no chrisely invasion angle

FUCK MY BUILDING'S FIRE ALARM WENT OFF WHAT HAPPENED IN THE PAST 5 MINUTES

>>3112959
Why would anyone waste their time watching wrestling ironically? That's a 5 fucking hour slog every week.

>>3112962
Hey i remember this from /ck/ way to keep it alive

>Shane botched the table spot

>>3112997

>YET...

>>3112999
Probably for the shitposting on here

>collapsing on the feeder case

>>3112962
>your wife's son
And let me guess, he/she/tumblr pronoun belongs to the local neighborhood nigga Jamal?

Why do faggot dog posters always have the faggiest looks dogs?

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>>3112962

>wife's son

Kevin owens is dying of obesity in the hallways

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Nikki's pelvis tattoos stretched out by her preggo belly

>>3112948
>>3112948
>>3112948
HOLY FUCK I GUESSED IT

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>Todd is gaining strength.

Holy fuck someone called the legal angle ITT

>>3113000
Post more of the pussy plz.

>>3112948
Checked

>>3113004
Ah, yeah, I forgot where I was posting for a sec.

>>3112948
Hello Vince

>>3112948
Actually called it. nice

So is Carmella coming back later or what?

>>3112948


lmao nailed it

>>3112700
Scotty (((Goldman))) return??

KO confirmed RoH agent

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>KO v the McMahons
OH FUCK MANG

>a non-jew suing

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>>3112948

Do you work for creative?

>>3113011
Those dubs don't lie damn anon you where right

Panting and leaning on a box that says "feeder".

did owens get attacked or eat too many mcnugguets

Corey is so fucking handsome

Catalya

MELLA
E
L
L
A

So KO is Stone Cold who will use the justice system?

Question

What happens if Mr or Ms Money in the Bank wins the championship without cashing in?

Damn Naty lookin Cute

Natty fucking sucks lads. Why the fuck is she champion. Doesn't even show off her pits.

based mommy natty

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back to the tummy

I'm glad they followed up Naomi's milquetoast run with someone who is even more milquetoast

Reminder. If you don't love Nattie, you're a faggot.

nattie feeding tysons cat girl fetish again

God Natalya is so hot and Tyson probably fucks her like a faggot.

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>Nattie with kitty ears

>>3113040
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>>3113034
I'm assuming they keep it so they can cash it in if they lost the belt in the future?

>Becky Lynch and Charlotte

say what

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>>3112948
nice have a mayrese

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Rate My Doggo as well.

>Sin City Smackdown
for the love of god please bring back the gimmick wheel, that shit drew dimes

>Sin City Smackdown
It might be good.

>>3113049
Fuck that Crip

nattie kinda thicc

When was the last time Carmella was in a 1v1 match?

Seriously?

Against Nikki?

>>3113049
10/10 handsome fella

>>3113051
this

>>3113054
You're here 24/7. Sad!

>>3113056
Thicc like a fridge

>>3113049
3/10 looks like a diseased faggot

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>>3112962
WIFES SON AND A WRESTLING FAN
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
......BREATHS
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Fucking Bernie Sanders voting liberal cuck

>>3113056
>kinda

It's the only good thing about her

>>3113051
but with actual stipulations not some faggot Singing contests or blasts from the pasts( whatever that was), I want first blood and no holds barred

>>3113024

Opens the door for a jew IRS looking lawyer character

wtf I love smokers now!

>>3113066
heres how bernie can still win back his universal championship

>Sin City SD

Is that supposed to be like the Wild Card Finals?

>>3113073
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>>3113073
NEW

>>3113073
>>3113073
>>3113073
NEW

>>3113073
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>>3113073
NEW

>Kevin Owens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhjBlPucpd0

>bullying caramellla

>>3113065
No u

Even the shitty cricket commercials have pyro ... The fucking state of wwe

>>3113071
Bring back bray's dad as soppky corrupted irs

>>3113076
Too early

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>>3113049

Rate mine

What percentage of smokers start after the age of 18? I bet Truth never thought of that one.

>>3113076
to early ya pinhead

>>3113076
>50 posts early

>>3113082
Spooky
>>3113076
Calm down carter

>Ad where mother talks about how scary it will be for her child to drive some day
>On a show primarily watched by 20-30 year old permavirgins who will never have kids

>>3113084
10/10

>>3113083
>>3113091
Sorry I rhought image thread ended at 250

oh look, some faggot made the new thread way too early like last night

>>3113084

10/10 would sneak treats to at the dinner table.

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>Carmella willj now kick Ellsworth in the dick

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>>3113118
what is with that. Y tho

KING HIT HER BASED HOG

>Jayyymes Ellsworth

>Carmella calling out the genetrash

We eugenics now

no bully hog

NO BULLY

This is the most interesting thing Carmella has ever done

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GOD HELP US ALL

ZIGGY GONNA SHIGGY

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F to pay respects

>>3113206
He's gonna cost her the cash-in

>>3113206
F

>>3113220
she's gonna beg him to come back in a few weeks

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>>3113220
yup

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>the tumornaitor