/asp/ Predicts... Money in the Bank 2017

Bump.

Like the poll q. Out of curiosity /asp/ approval for the ecw?

Bump. Never had a clean sweep despite doing this shit for 2 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtJuOiLUIMM

>>2766077
I had one but I forgot what name I used to get it

>>2766077
jesus you are a faggot

no bump

>>2766056
I don't even know the matches and you want me to predict? anybody who knows the card off hand needs to get a life considering product sucks (still better than NJPW however)

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>>2766073
Here you go babygirl. It was a tie between Rhino and Sabu.

>>2766087
You kidding me? I've not watched a Raw or Smackdown since before WrestleMania and I've had a clean sweep since. It's all about knowing the mentality of the people in charge.

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>Select GOAT Authority Figure
>Eugene isn't an option
You fucked it up, OP.

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>>2766088
>Asuka 33%

>>2766097
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Asuka post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" fat monkey, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit wrestling promotion. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Blissfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FLABSUKA FLABSUKA FLABSUKA." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>2766056
Hope Becketty breaks her fucking neck desu

>>2766056
Bump

>>2766088
That is a fucking disgusting top 10. You people are such reddit fucks despite all the crying you do about them

>>2766088
AHAHA ASGOOKA BTFO

>>2766204
worked by based /asp/

>The Hype Bros. vs The Colons (Pre-show)
Colons win this one in order to emphasize Ryder's natural underdog tendencies. Hype Bros. will pick up a win in the rematch on Tuesday.
>Women's Money in the Bank
Start the show off with MitB and end it the same way. Why not? Assuming there is no sixth entrant, I think Natalya is going to win this. Being the first ever woman to carry the MitB contract would be a great record to give Natty in exchange for years of service. I think crowds would be very happy to see her win the title eventually.
>The Usos vs The New Day
A quick and merciful killing of The Usos by your new WWE Smackdown Tag Team Champions.
>Naomi vs Lana
"We want Rusev" chants will be faintly heard. Naomi will hit Lana in the face with her ass and retain the women's championship.
>Mahal vs Orton
I would say it's too late to turn back but Jinder's presence on TV really gives me the impression that WWE has changed their mind. Still I think he'll squeak by and lose the belt at Summerslam.
>Men's Money in the Bank
Owens wins. Nakamura takes the US belt off of him at Summerslam. Corbin and Zayn continue. Dolph almost wins a bunch of times. Styles gets taken out by an extreme spot.

Bumper

>>2766056
You should've added a sixth mystery spot for the womens MiTB know all the pick will be fucked up when that person wins you dumb fucking cunt.

>>2766251
Cringe

>>2766056
fag

done bump

>>2766484
Main event of Smackdown will be a mixed tag match with Owens/Natalya going over Zayn/Lynch.

>>2766251
cringe

Bettings odds be fucked...
https://youtu.be/dHMhUxY789A

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Is everyone ready for /ourgirl/ Lana to win the title and bring back sex appeal to the divas?

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>>2766088
>Asuka above Becky
Nigga

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>Smackdown PPV
Shit, I've only been watching RAW since getting back into WWE after this years Mania.

Well, it'll be interesting to see the results.

>>2766056
2 cold Autismo threat.

>>2766782
Naomi is 10x more fuckable

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>>2766782
>this is what retards actually believe

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>>2767174
>Shit, I've only been watching RAW since getting back into WWE after this years Mania.
You poor poor POOR bastard.

Bumpo

yo 2 cold autismo

the womens match winner is unannounced mystery entrant

can we still sweep if we dont get that one?

>>2767405
I'm guessing it wil just like DQs

Celery Mane here

I want Rusev to just show up during the MITB match and steal the briefcase

>>2766056
Who else thinks there's gonna be another match or two announced?

>>2767174
Wow. You have been wasting your time these past couple of weeks my dude.

>>2766204
ding-dong diddly seething ya ding-dong diddly faggot

Ding dong diddly bump

Hype Bros beat Colons, Zack Ryder obviously gets the pin for the comeback pop.
Jinder/Orton could end in DQ, Cowboy Bob or the Singh Bros could get involved, I don't think Jinder should drop the belt but I could see them doing the "oh you think everyone loses in their hometown now?" swerve and Randy wins.
I think Styles wins MITB if Orton wins, and Corbin wins if Jinder retains.
New Day beats the Usos, this is the least interesting match of the night for me.
Charlotte Flair wins the Women's MITB, they keep playing up the historic nature of the match and she's the most historic women's wrestler, nobody will give a fuck 10 years from now if Carmella wins, Charlotte will be a HoFer.
Lana is gonna beat Naomi, no real reason I can put into words why I think this will happen.

>>2766088
>GOAT WWE Champion
>AJ Styles
sorry lads but this is as bad as reddit voting for cm punk as their GOAT champ

>>2767405
If that happens, we just scrap that result.

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>>2766097
>Beckettyfag absolutely seething

Based Shovel Jap working ya into a shoot

>>2767808
>ya

I always knew Carter was the Asuka whiteknight weeb you certainly are NEET enough for it

Wow, a lot of people think Corbin is going to win. I decided against him because I don't think he's ready, granted fucking Jinder Mahal is the WWE Champion.

>>2767823
Vegas is with Corbin for some reason

>>2767827
He does seem most likely, but I feel like it's too obvious. Plus Corbin being the winner of the biggest prize in the Corbin feels like too much. I voted Owens because he seemed like the most logical choice being a heel and I can totally see him walking around with that case.

>>2767823
>because I don't think he's ready
but he's TALL and...HE'S FUCKING HUGE DUDE!

>>2767823
>>2767832
at you a Brit, Aussie or West Coastfag?

>>2767851
IT'S GOING TO ZAYN AD HE'LL LOSE IT ON SMACKDOWN TO A STILL CHAMPION JINDER AND THE THE WWE WILL GET THE MOST VIEWS EVER.

>>2766056
Betting it all on Snorebin baybayyyy

>>2767856
Brit.

>>2766079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbHsssOcaEU
Is this you? Awkward? Constantly worried?

Done :D

Survey 1 is full family.
Link to Survey 2:

https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/GZ8B6VS

Don't worry we'll all still be in the same poll

> Nakamura ends Smackdown looking on top
So he ain't winning...

I feel like Foley would be the /goat/ authority figure if it was for his Raw GM run.

>>2768246

http://oppressive.games/power/party.php?party=96 idk but join my nWo meme party in this political sim

>>2768257
The fuck is this?

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I predict I skip MITB to watch based Twin Peaks tonight, only tuning in after its over if the main event is the MITB match.

>>2768356
>all of those cups are very clearly empty

Every fucking time

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>>2768379

MONEY INT HES BANK PICKS

HUPE BORS
LANA
NEDAY
CAMRLELA
THE GAY COMMUTONTY
JINDEY MAHALA

late morning bump

Bump. MDJN, if that's relevant.

Big bump.

Can you post the latest stats 2Cold? I heard your lead is in jeopardy

>>2767823
I honestly think Corbin will get the midcard title before the world title. Not ready yet.

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>>2768789
Here you go. Everytime I get one it's like someone else moves a little closer.

>>2767814
>using a common slang term is enough to identify a tripfag who was banned and left over a month ago
>Anyone who doesn't hate Asuka is the same person

Whatever helps you maintain your victim complex, Sherlock.

tamina wins

>>2768828
are you the person that starts talking about homosexual incest is someone says fınna?

>>2768827
I don't think that this is the latest version. This one was updated after Takeover Chicago, because it doesn't include sweeps from Extreme Rules

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bump

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>mfw Hype Bros lose in the pre show

el bumpo

>>2768837
wasn't aware that was a thing

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>>2768960
Don't sweat it, Broski. Our guy is getting the pin for his return match.

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>>2768960

>mfw BASED WOO WOO turns heel and buries that nobody Mojo

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Less than two hours left anons, last predictions!

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bumperino

>>2769378
naber orospu çocu :D

>>2766056
watch live here synchtube.ru/r/CozyTube

Is Kenny Ultimate even that good that he could main event in WWE or is this just another NJPW meme?

>>2769378
So fucking pale

>>2767921
Not really accurate descriptors of me, but thanks for the views.

Almost time for Mojo heel turn

>>2769471
Ryder*

what are you doing til the game starts, friends.

i'm playing mk4

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>>2769289
>>2769293
>mfw Broski becomes a surprise contender for MITB and wins it
IT'S OUR TIME BROSKIS

>>2769473
trying to get money for that Bunker on GTA

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who /WOO WOO WOO/ here

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Nakameme wins.

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>>2769485
The path to World Champion Zack Ryder begins tonight.

#AskTheUsos
time to shine /asp/

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>>2769485
We're everywhere.
>>2769500
When Ryder wins the big one we'll come out of the shadows once more fellow member.
>>2769526
WOO WOO WOO

>>2769481
gtag?

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>Women's ladder match
So who dies tonight?

>>2769546
Is there a GTA general in /vg/?

Eat my succulent ass.

>>2769543
This was literally one of the best moments of wrestling in the last 5 years.

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>>2769629
Broski will win it all.

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MONKEY IN THE BANK

>>2766056
>Lana gains the woman's title and loses it straight away, any money.

Anyone got a link to a mobile stream please?

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