Kendo Stick on a Pole Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3EYWwrGRnU
I guess the general got deleted while I was gone, so let's try this again.
>>2693642
>>2693643
>>2693645
>>2693650
What did Nia mean by this?
Welcome back blissboi. Even some of us Bexbros were worried about you
>>2693674
Thanks anon. I was on vacation the past week, so I guess the general got bumped off the board while I was gone.
>>2693643
Thanks god you have returned 2 us Blissboi we were lost without your guidance,some alexa threads here or there but not really a general, lets celebrate your return with this gif
>>2693680
Yeah I think it happened when jinder won the title and everyone started ding-dong diddly posting
>>2693680
The board had a meltdown of Jinder celebrations on Sunday night, and Bliss general didn't stand a chance of surviving.
Welcome back, they all said you were an hero but I didn't believe it.
very glad to see you didnt die blissboi
>>2693684
I was looking for that gif, thanks anon
>>2693685
>>2693691
Dang, I kinda wish I was here to see that.
>>2693747
Thanks Bexbro
>>2693747
Who is the girl in the middle? She's so much more attractive than the other two.
>>2693831
Veronica Lane/Erika Hammond
>>2693831
I have no idea, shes in a bunch of pictures from this time but clearly didnt make it. I think maybeee her name was Erica something?
>>2693684
Where the fuck is this from?
>>2693684
Post more Blissbutt
>>2693642
Ayy welcome back.
>>2693684
Holy fucking shit
>>2693643
I don't know how I missed that. Pretty sure I was watching....or listening to Raw that night.
>>2693652
>When she sees your cock
>>2693645
I need a beating mummy!!
>>2693684
HOLY
>>2694033
FREAKING
>>2694035
YUM
>>2693915
>>2693923
Thanks anonymous
>>2694360
>>2693684
If that was three seconds longer she would have walked cunt first into the shot
>>2693642
She kendo my stick, ifyouknowhatimean
>>2693684
Whore
>>2693684
>>2694523
Holy fucking yum at the top right
>>2693684
>>2693913
Nia jax snapchat
>>2694523
sex hair
>>2693684
here's a bit better quality and smaller file size webm if your internet is bad like mine
>>2694928
Source?
>>2694932
Nia Jax's snapchat I believe. She seems to like Lexi's bum
>>2694942
Based ZSS uploading the lewds
It's me or Lexi is showing more as of lately ? She probably read a lot of stuff about her ass on twitter and she realized it's a dimes drawer
Lexi got me jamming to this too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9ggIQQCJfQ
>>2694947
Yeah he's on top of that but I wish he wouldn't have such a large watermark
>>2694962
maybe that and the fact that she discovered her dom side with the kendo stick stuff and wants to tease us to death. as long as she keeps it wholesome and pure. also who wears clothes in a sauna
FIRST OFF:
>>2695070
SECONDLY:
>>2695074
Now bow down and pray to your Goddess, you filthy marks.
>>2693642
Watching this little holiday ham buttcheeked firecracker eviscerate lessers with a Kendo stick greatly elates me directly in the nethers.
PREY UPON THE WEAK
>>2693645
best thighs
I wanna go see a hokkei game with Lexi
I couldn't even be in the same room as this woman, my fuck.
>>2695147
same. I feel like if there was very little going on in that room and she had the opportunity to do so, she would be the type to strike up a conversation. don't think I could handle that very well.
>>2695147
The judge made sure, that you won't.
>>2694962
it started when they put her on Raw. Feel like theres a correlation
>>2695428
probably. they had something in mind for her which is good. just hope it continues to go well for her so she doesn't get buried. I wonder if she'll ever turn face again or if she'll be a career baddy
Lexi pretending I'm her bf
>>2695147
I was in the same arena when she won the Raw title and last year's No Mercy. Does that count?
>>2695726
I don't think Lexi can reach her garage door release handle
>>2695746
that's what the tall, in shape man taking the picture is for
>>2695746
>>2695752
No, that's what Nia is for.
>>2695746
>ywn lift her up under her pits so she can reach it herself
>>2695147
WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN bUDDY
>>2695726
>naked man in the reflection
some anon said hes going to an autograph signing? Anyone know where shes signing autographs? any place i could look it up?
>>2695539
>Alexa without the title
>>2696177
women love Aussies, man. Us non-criminal descendants can't compete
>>2696183
I think she does them at certain comic conventions with some other wrestlers.
Her and Seth were at one in Iowa a few weeks back: http://wizardworld.com/news/wwe-superstars-seth-rollins-and-alexa-bliss-added-to-wizard-world-comic-con-des-moines-lineup
>>2696926
I feel bad that they had to be at that. A couple friends of mine were there and they said it was a shit show. Iowa kind of fucking sucks.
Rank these body parts: hair, eyes, nose, tits, tummy, ass, thighs, feet
>>2697026
1 - THIGHS
2 - TUMMY
3 - ASS
4 - TITS
5 - EYES
6 - HAIR
7 - NOSE
8 - FOOTFAGS ARE CANCER
>>2697026
1 Tummy
2 Ass
3 Eyes/Tits
fuck everything else
>>2697026
1-800000: Tummy
>>2697068
You don't like legs because you are afraid that she would runaway from you?
>>2697026
>1 ASS!
2 Thighs
CUTE!!
can't wait for more Lexi tomorrow
>>2696926
>a few weeks back
>wrestlers sign autographs at conventions!
very helpful,faggot. posting gifs of the dumb whore 24/7 has fried your brain apparently
>>2697935
Well she signs autographs at different wizard world comic cons, and sometimes with vip ticket packages at house shows. I'm not really sure what kind of answer you're looking for.
>>2698010
a schedule of coming appearances for example, or. site where they list her dates of autograph signing
>>2698370
what a basic bitch
whatd she mean by this
>>2698551
That means that be a got damn good lookin coffee.
>>2698511
have you heard of google?
>>2698514
TAKE IT BACK
>>2693642
Stay away from /b/. Cheers
>>2698551
She wants us to drink her butt
>>2699122
What?
W E D G I E ' D
>>2699478
He wants blissboi to not go to /b/ for whatever reason
Raw tonight means more Lexi!
>>2700010
Probably going to turn off raw after her segment too.
>>2699670
good
>>2699672
He ruins the celeb threads. This is the cancer containment thread of /asp/ anyway
>>2693642
What is WWE's (Vince) obsession with having their wrestlers blatantly copy comic book characters?
>>2700343
I don't know what you're talking about, I haven't posted on /b/ in years.
>>2700429
N U T T
>>2700429
>I don't know what you're talking about, I haven't posted on /b/ in years
Well someone is trying to ruin threads by posting her. She's not even that hot.
>>2700523
that's an odd thing to complain about when it comes to what's being posted on /b/
>>2700361
Harly's thing is pony-tails that are different colors.
>>2700361
Comic book movies make billions, gotta hop on the cash cow.
>>2693642
>mfw blissboi is back
if this was attitude, loser gets it up the ass
>>2701638
based big breast bayley
>>2693642
WHAT THE FUCK RAW HAS DONE TO MY QUEEN
>>2702227
When not even Alexa can salvage your bad writing...
WWE creative the best heel stable in the company.
Lexi really did the best she could but that segment was pure cringe
That was fucking awful. Kudos to Bliss for trying, but you could clearly tell she knew the segment was shit. Honestly, no one really cares about this feud after they were teasing Sasha/Bayley for months.
They should have waited to give Bliss the belt until after Sasha and Bayley did their shit. That's what the fans were focused on. Now Bliss and Bayley are getting no reaction from the crowd and Sasha is twerking with the cruiserweights. Raw's writing keeps getting worse even after it looks like they've hit rock bottom.
She needs to show her feet at the ppv to make up for Raw
>>2702412
Alexa shouldn't be in the title picture. She simply doesn't need to. She can get over with her mic skills regardless.
>>2702412
I get what you're saying. They had been teasing Sasha and Bayley for so long that either people wanted to see it or had the mindset of "get it over with already" and then Bliss goes to Raw and wins the belt out of nowhere with no build.
Her and Bayley have no chemistry together in the ring and the storyline is literally a rerun of Bayley/Charlotte. "Oh look, Bayley is such a nice girl. She's a fan. She doesn't have what it takes" etc.
They should have just done the Sasha/Bayley thing and then have Bliss go after the winner. Hell, even a triple threat would have been better. You can't ask people to care about a Bliss/Bayley feud when they've been building something else for months and then just drop it.
blissey will never recover from that
No seriously, go back and watch the 4 horsewomen fatal 4way for the NXT women's title. Go watch Sasha vs Bayley at Takeover. Go back and watch Alexa chasing, winning and the first month of her title reign.
How did they fuck up the women's division this badly?
Post Bliss pics that never fail to make you cum
>>2702509
Io will save that division
rough night for my Lexi
>>2702770
She'll be in NXT for years like Asuka. Theyre not gonna have any non english speakers on the main roster
>>2702818
I'm hoping that either Io, Kairi or both either know English or have been learning because the main roster needs them. Asuka can rot in NXT forever for all I care
>>2702831
Im hoping too, really badly because I love in ring stuff way better than mic time lately with the lack of interesting characters on the roster.
>>2702770
Kairi*
Why was this segment even allowed on tv?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8_d4lQUsjU
>>2702452
her mic skills is why she is champion
Bayley and Sasha are not good enough to carry long talking segments
Alexa Bliss wants to be Kelly Kelly so bad
>I'm super, super modest in some ways. Like I don't - I don't think I could ever do, like, a bra or panties match and even if I, like, went out to do one my mother would come out and drag me backstage by the hair.
Lexi is pure
It's not fair, I just want to go back to last year. Blissy beating up Becky every week and then bantering with Daniel on Talking Smack. So comfy.
>>2693642
How come sometimes she wears fishnets and sometimes she wears regular tights? It's like 50/50
>>2704806
I will never give Becky shit again after their feud. She helped carry Bliss in the ring and did a great job putting her over as the top heel.
Bliss as the #1 contender, her feud with Becky, the bantz and Talking Smack was all comfy as hell. This storyline with Bayley is just bad
>>2704579
>my mother would come out and drag me backstage by the hair.
HNNNNGGGG
>>2704012
You can see how embarrassed she was during that segment :'(
>>2693642
look at her quads and ass
bet her asshole and pussy are extra strong and can grip things
>>2694928
it's so muscular it doesn't even shake
Feeeeeeeeet
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>>2705455
Nah, that's just commercial-grade spandex keeping her A++ ass in check
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>>2705538
how does she keep them so hidden. if they're showing then they're always really low res
>>2707148
how can she look so sexual without even trying
>>2707163
>lexi's thighs are thicker than bayley's
Bruhs
Insider here, Vince was furious with the debacle on Monday night and was ready to fire Alexa right there.
HHH talked him out of it, but Lexi is going to get buried on Sunday for this.
>>2708507
based Vince
>>2708507
Yeah, because someone else would have done a better job than Lexi ? Like who ?
>>2708684
>implying vince is rational
all he saw was a segment crash and burn with bliss as the center piece
>>2708507
insider here, alexxa needed to blow vinces micro twice more than usual to get away with this mondays shit
also as usual, uncreative team doesnt take responsibility for the shit feud
>>2708507
insider here, alexa and roman have godlike power levels because theyre both actually his illegitimate children, and the only one's he's proud of, as one is pure aryan, and the other is samoan
>>2708507
Insider here, Alexa and Sasha don't like each other because they found out they weren't beef compatible in NXT. There are reports however, of them considering giving it another try due to Alexa's ass getting more pat and Sasha looking much more attractive the past few months
>>2704012
You wanna know why Bayley worked in NXT? Because they didn't do abortionally stupid, tortuously long segments like this to try to play up some hogshit "bullying" angle.
They just kind of beat her up in matches and she eventually started to hugplex her way through that and win. They SHOWED us Bayley in about 5 minutes instead of telling us about her in ten.
The "Most Likely To Apologize" line gave me a chuckle though.
There were other parts I liked. Like how Bayley's friend thought she was stupid for watching RAW. Accurate fucking observation, frankly.
Why was Bayley's teacher, who seemed like a "nice" mother hen that liked Bayley, idly standing by while Alexa ran down Bayley? Why did she HELP? Why was the underwear model dating the pitiable superdork in order to get to the solid 7 when he could have just went for the solid 7? Why did Bayley wait nine minutes to come out and beat up Bliss? Why would we want to see the PPV match when we already got the payoff of someone getting Kendo Stick'ed on free TV? And where did the fucking teacher disappear to during all of this?
>>2693642
>Love Alexa so much, she is my wife
>She does so well on Smackdown, great chemistry with the other women and GMs
>Vince doesn't understand chemistry and good writing at all, so he mixes the two shows incomprehensibly just so his baby, RAW, can come out on top
>Ends up burying half of his top draws, INCLUDING BLISS, by letting RAWtarded writers handle her material
There's heat, then there's x-pac heat, then there is the unwavering contempt I feel for Vince's stupid ass and the tumblr drama queen writers who just ruined Bliss' momentum.
>>2709104
I'm sure Lexi will be fine
What did kurt mean by this?
It's Summer, she better be showing her feet soon
>>2710454
This
>>2710422
wtf I hate Kuck Angle now
So is she supposed to be like Harley Quinn or something?
>>2693684
I want to take a bite out of that blisscuit.
>>2710919
She did have that look for a bit, but character-wise, no.
Also Alexa has a new extreme photoshoot.
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>>2711225
>>2711221
HOLY FUCK
>>2711229
>>2711234
>>2711235
last one
>>2711240
rare lexi feet
does Murphy have to convert in order to marry her?
Based blissboi
>>2710919
She dressed like that on a ppv or two to cash in on le suicide squad hype
>>2711235
need her to fist my anus
who is her boyfriend?
>>2712574
One of the Australian jobbers still stuck in NXT. The one that didn't knock up Sara Lee.
>>2712580
buddy murphy?
>>2712587
That's the one.
>>2712594
turns out they're engaged. lucky guy
>>2712606
Definitely looks like a cuck
>>2712606
>Her fiance is the Jannetty
>>2712606
those two are never gonna get married
>>2712707
You're never going to get married, stop projecting.
>>2712606
damn, alexa is just another basic american bitch who'll fall for anyone with a stupid shit accent. dude looks like he prefers dick
oh well, it's been fun
>>2712707
You're a jealous fat cut, pathetic.
>>2712709
lol this whore is gonna leave this loser in no time im a pure innocent girl
>>2712721
>pure and innocent
>spams gay slash fic
You're gonna burn in hell after dying alone lmao
>>2712719
lol you have mental problems and im super Skinny skinier than alexa
>>2712731
you are going to hell too you fat neckbeard fucking before marriage is a sin being gay is not
I just want Lexi to be my wife
>>2711240
i want to taste her feet bros
>>2712761
you foot fetishists are mentally ill
>>2712761
same. she normally wears flats or sneakers so I'm sure spending all day at a photoshoot wearing those heels had her feet begging to be rubbed later that night.
>>2712763
yes feets are disgusting asf worst part of the human body
>>2712763
An anon expressing a perfectly normal and common fetish on an anonymous message board is somehow mentally ill?
>>2712982
And now the lunatic tries to pretend their insanity is normal and just, refusing to believe the world pities them for their disgusting deviance even though they know the only place they can express them without becoming a social outcast is on an anonymous image board
>>2712985
>normal and just
So which is it, anon? Is it a mental illness, or an "injustice" (kek).
I smell autism all over you. You're literally ranting.
>>2712985
nigga you weird
>>2712993
It is a taint and the world would be better off with you and your ungodly kind gassed.
>>2713000
>lul
back2twitch
>>2713002
BASED footfags working nu-/asp/ into a ding dong diddly shoot
>>2713007
i love it when anons think saying "back2x" is gonna shoo someone jajaja bloody autists Kappa
>>2713012
outed as twitchfag, you must return
>>2713015
im gonna stay now that you gave me something to fap to OpieOP
Do you have the gifs from the photoshot blissboi could you bring them here,pretty please?
>>2713024
Lexi is not for sexuals, newfriend
>>2713030
as if she hasn't already been tag teamed by every lockerroom in wwe u deluded virgin
>>2713030
BASED
>>2713033
>>2713043
I think you lads should calm down
>>2713049
That's the face of a girl who has to deal with an uncircumsized dick on the daily I wish I could save her :(
>>2713055
Oy Vey
>>2713060
>>2713066
fucking racists just because alexa is jewish
>>2713084
Fake news
>>2713025
I've found a few
>>2713091
>>2713095
>>2713030
BASED
>>2713088
her fishnets are so hot
>>2713174
would you kill yourself if she had a sex tape leaked?
>>2713179
I'd just put some clamps on my nips while I jerk off to punish myself.
why'd we get leaks of that carney slag paige and no leaks of blissy
I want to pound her ass into the ground at warp speed.
>>2712985
We own this board, chump.
Conform, or GTFO!
>>2713351
>that carney slag paige
You got your answer, Bliss isn't a degenerate.
>>2713351
Her leaks have been teased on a private vola, but won't be public for awhile.
She has a small landing strip btw
>>2713696
fake and gay
>>2713351
because bliss is a basic bitch
>>2713351
also the better question is why did we get those nasty charlotte leaks
>>2712775
Go wash your penis
Post Bliss feet
>>2713049
Goddamn, those thighs.
can't wait for Dom Lexi on Sunday
>>2714493
Cute!
>>2714524
very cute!
I wonder what she does on a daily basis
>>2714770
Everyone within a 500-foot radius
>>2714782
not for sexual. I mean what she's doing at 6:30 on a Friday night type of basis.
>>2714794
Hitting up the bar waiting on the next chad to take to the bathroom.
>>2714818
this is wrong she probably doesn't even drink
>>2714794
raw house show
>>2711640
iktf bro
do you lads think she could stuff her foot completely in a guy's mouth?
>>2693642
Do you guys think bliss is a screamer?
>>2715196
Yes
>>2715285
Yes, but not in the usual way. I think she screams obscenities.
>"IS THAT AS FAR IN AS YOUR DICK GOES YOU FUCKING FAGGOT?! YOU BETTER SHOW SOME ENERGY IF YOU'RE GONNA FUCK ME WITH A CLIT!"
Lexi is PURE and doesn't speak of or do lewd things
Mmmmmmmmm, Miss Bliss. I got something for you.
>>2715309
I should be in jail for looking at this
>>2715309
so cute
>>2715309
>pure
In a sense. I look into those eyes and I see the same look as a lot of women who have enjoyed hurting me. (in a good way)
>>2715465
Do you mean emotionally or physically.
I want Alexa to beat me up with a kendo stick and knock my teeth out then sit on my face while she's menstruating.
Is this normal?!
>>2715511
The good way is physically.
>>2715525
Normal for /asp/
>>2715525
I want Alexa to let me beat her feet with a kendo stick
I wish Alexa would spank me with her gloves on.
>>2715525
>not wanting her to kick your teeth out so that you can taste her feet as she does it
>>2715652
BASED
>>2693642
When's the feet edition
>>2715525
I want Alexa to pleasure me with her vagina.
I want to marry Alexa and then have consensual intercourse in the missionary position for the exclusive purpose of procreation.
>>2693642
>the you will never hear Lexi beg for daddy's cummies
>>2716365
This
Lexi is at WizardWorld in Philly today, you know what that means ? More awkward pictures with fans.
How do I make her fall in love with me?
55$ for a picture, kek
>>2716552
the fucking state of wizardworld wizards
>>2716552
$50 for an autograph is a bigger rip-off.
>>2716552
yeah these can vary greatly for person and by city. theyre also constantly getting more expensive
thats pretty cheap for philly
>>2716680
People have too much money...
>>2716552
>Paying 55$ to hover hand BASED Bliss
bargain if you ask me
>>2716552
suck it beatch
>>2716683
People are willing to spend too much money. They keep putting the prices up because people are willing to pay it.
$50 to talk to her for 30 seconds? Fuck, I can find a better use for $50. You also have to pay to get in, then buying food or other stuff, it's a huge expensive thing just to "meet" celebrities.
kek
>>2716772
Is there an archive of pics from this convention? Looking at celebrities have to hide their disdain from their mutant fans is hilarious
>another day without bliss abusing me
>>2716772
I like how neatly she brushes her hair
>>2716772
HE PAID $55 FOR THIS
>>2716772
>I'll pretend you said 18
>>2716888
most normie womyn brush their hair, seek sunlight
>>2716772
>F.un
>A.thletic
>G.uy
Got so fat
>>2717120
poor lexi
>>2717302
Oh god no more
>>2717541
>>2717715
KEK SHES SO MAD
New
>>2717744