Backlash 2017 Thread #2
>>2671539
First for /sma+ck/
im not watching, I will instead remain informed via this thread, because I love you faggots
You can tell a redditor made this thread
>>2671539
GET THE SALAD CREAM READY, PPV TIME.
1st for best girl
>>2671556
frick off
>>2671556
HOLY SHIT CM PUNK IS OPENING THE SHOW
posting charlys until a good match starts
>>2671539
First for Becklash
>>2671562
Alexa or GTFO you homo
Who'd she beat to get the belt?
>>2671554
/r/A/w is better
>>2671562
>girl
>>2671571
>liking kikes
Disgusting.
>SJW vs Sexual Predator
>>2671573
Elsworth
>>2671564
eat a giant dildo nigger, please get a noose and swing you kike
who here /Bliss/?
So we should establish this now, DQs, count outs and card changes makes the predictions annulled, correct?.
>Carmella for best girl
Deal with it.
>>2671574
what are you having tonight for backlash /asp/?
>>2671587
Yes
>>2671579
Alexa is not a kike she is a christian and german you faggot
>>2671590
There's no doubt about it
I really like this Backlash graphic
>>2671579
>not wanting to be her goy toy
Commit sudoku
>>2671590
agreed
>leading off with Nakamura
>>2671579
what does she look like without fake lashes
If dubs Nakameme gets injured in the first minute
>nakameme curtain jerking
LMFAO
smarks btfo once again
I thought this was the main event LMAO
>>2671561
S-source
wut?
WHO ELSE HYPE FOR NO REAONS HERE??? GO JINDER
OH SHIT FIRST MATCH
>>2671593
80 pounds of pussy nigga
Why does Junder Mahal call himself "Mother Russia"?
Isnt he indian?
How many of Jinder's back pimples pop when he takes a bump?
Imagine if Ziggler goes over.
>Blowing the load on the first match on the card.
Way to go, Vince.
>>2671611
O fuk
LOL AT THE KID WHO WAS VERY VISIBLY STARTLED BY THE PYRO
>>2671593
>pineapple pizza
>JERKING THE CURTAIN
>THE PREFECTURE OF NAKAMEME
>Germans ringside for Adolph
Subtle Vince
>>2671623
this
NAKAMEME
>mfw Jinder goes over
well I guess I'm leaving sooner than i thought
>CHAMPEENTEETOL
Nakameme fags BTFO
TIME FOR DIMES TO BE DRAWN
>be used to advertise the PPV
>literal first match
Smarks BTFO
>>2671623
Yeah, this, what the fuck?
>>2671607
>>2671601
Why is the German team so white and not speaking Arabic?
>those pants
USA chants
>>2671593
bought a pound of carnitas for $10 and just making tacos between matches
anyone else's network stream taking a shit right now?
BASED
BLACK
CELLIST
Am I still racist if I own a colored TV?
>>2671648
>Why is the German team so white and not speaking Arabic?
You'll want the Swedish team for that.
>>2671636
Jinder is in no way going over Vince is Retarded but he is not a downie sped.
>>2671539
Jackamura
is Nakamauro the most over GOOK in wwe history?
Nakamura is a fucking draw I tell ya what.
BASED SHITSTAIN NAKAMORON
>>2671649
welcome to chicago
>putting the piss break match on first
Fuck lads I don't even like this guy and I'm MARKING OUT
FUCK YOU VINCE
*humming intensifies*
>>2671647
wow he got 0 pop
Is anyone else noticing how much the commentators are mentioning Jinder Mahal?
SHANTI! SHANTI!
MAHARAJA
etc etc
More than anyone else
HE MIGHT BE GOING OVER GUYS
HYPE
pls ziggler win against this fucking chink
BKOSSWTAS
ANTI SMARKS DING-DONG DIDDLY SEETHING
>>2671658
yes he is going over. he needs to encourage the other faggots in the locker room to HIT THE MOTHERFUCKING WEIGHTS MY NIGGAAA
>>2671661
Tajiri was better
THIS IS WHAT DRAWING DIMES LOOKS LIKE ASP
REMEMBER.
>>2671647
Jesus Christ WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CROP HER FEET OUT OF THE PIC
why
>>2671666
Shinsukay Nakimeera, the Chinese Michael Jackson, ah yes Vince will bury him
Can I get a stream link? I don't feel like signing up for the free month right now.
HOLY SHIT THIS DEAD CROWD
>>2671661
funaki is numba juan
based Chicago not backing this weeb trash
>>2671647
Hnnnggg
>AJ in the midcard
>KO doing passe anti-usa gimmick in the midcard
>no Miz going into the main event
>fucking Jinder in the main event
>no Bliss
jesus the super star shake up really fucked things up for the worse
>literally no pop for nakamura
at least he has a spot as a coach at the pc, right?
Nakamura will debut to crickets, this goofy Japanese guy will never get over.
>NAKAMURA GETTING LITERALLY 0 REACTION
HOLY SHIT I DIDNT KNOW SHITCONGO WAS THIS BASED
post yfw bazed zigzag goes over this dancing autist
kek ziggler checkin' his watch
>le autist gook
>le singing crowd
>le faggot dancing
mfw
>>2671684
network(dot)wwe(dot)com
>>2671684
literally pointless m8, you just missed the nak entrance, it's all downhill from here
watchwrestling.uno
What's this guy's gimmick again?
>Curtain jerking.
You geeks are literally using words you've read on the internet without knowing what they mean.
>>2671684
http://watchwrestling.cc/watch-wwe-network-live-247/
enjoy my friend
>>2671675
squash match
It literally looks like an episode of smackdown
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO OVER
>Asian ref
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
What is Nakamura trying to convey here?
Chicago
doesn't
care
>>2671702
parkinsons
Thread moving fast, no one will realize Bate's baby bum posted
>>2671702
freddie mercury
SHITSGAY NAKAMURA KEK
>>2671672
>>2671688
there's a anime convention next door this stadium is full of weebs
>>2671711
he just realized he made a mistake signing with wwe and vince is gonna bury him
>>2671702
to much charisma for americans to handle
>>2671716
real jacked bro
>>2671716
Thread isn't moving fast at all fag
>>2671593
Some dry ass chicken left on the BBQ too long last night and a couple bacon wrapped hot dogs I just threw in the toaster oven.
>he's in the big leagues now
>Weebs really going out for Suckamura
great. its foggy as shit
good job Chicago
>>2671716
HOLY FUCKING YUM
remember when ziggler was over as fuck?
what happened? why the hell is he jobbing to this autist?
>>2671719
i want to cum on her midriff 2 b h
>>2671720
why would they pay for a chad show instead of going to the con
>shinsuke nakamura ppv debuts to absolute crickets in smark kingdom chicago
my sides
the vocal minority smarks do it again
What is this shit?
>Asian ref
this shit is fucking rigged against Dolph what the fuck
How is Strong Style even a part of kayfabe without admitting that normal style is fake and intentionally weak?
>Misawa
>Kobashi
JBL is based
>>2671735
Because ziggler is gay and likes dick up his ass
I absolutely HATE WWEs current camera work. Every fucking 3 seconds it's a cut. Fucking stop. Reeeeeeeee
>>2671709
he just spoke to him in japanese
>>2671593
captain morgan and left over chinese
>>2671738
are you blind nigga? the pop was enormous
man, with these generic ass stages this doesn't feel like a ppv anymore :(
>>2671719
TUMMY TEA
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haha imma post that the crowd is quiet even though it's not haha
>>2671741
yeah i never really got this
Holy fuck Ziggler selling like a champ already.
>>2671745
seems to be a smackdown exclusive thing to. raw seems fine.
>yfw two 20 year old brits with shitty teeth outwrestled the whole PPV card
>>2671743
Misawa is Dead
>>2671737
rumor is that there is no ac in there so people are dying of heat strokes
>>2671745
its like a brazzers shoot
why did he do the thumbs up?
>>2671748
Hrs just saying shit for the sake of saying it. Ignore him, this is all he has in life.
Is Nakamura going to outmeme Ziggler?
>>2671749
You're just generally not a happy person, are you?
>>2671751
fucking disgusting, why is she advertising she needs to clean out her system
>>2671736
ASUKA!!!
Enough with the mat wrestling Ziggler
dead crowd
>this match
who booked this shit?
>>2671749
They're not PPVs. They're network exclusive monthly shows.
>>2671770
Xaviers creampie
>>2671751
Who is this semen demon?
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD
>>2671735
He got hurt, and when he came back Vince became obsessed with allowing him to get little bits of momentum, then burying him as soon as he's over again. It's happened 3 times since 2012. No one knows why.
>>2671745
Wait until they go for the signature Crowd Shotâ„¢ every 5 seconds. The thing is they didn't add to the emotion. Like after Ciampa's attacking Gargano, theyre showing crowd laughing or smiling. At the very least pick someone who visibly not happy
>>2671758
But Raw's cameras show raw, wich is even worse
>let's go ziggler
>ziggler sucks
>>2671593
>>2671776
The gook cant talk but Ziggler can.
>>2671770
cuz it makes her tummy yummy
THIS MATCH FUCKING SUCKS
daily reminder they have been planning and practicing this match for 2 months and it's still shit
you now remember survivor series 2014 where dolph came back from a 4-1 deficit to displace the authority AND summoned STING BACK INTO THE COMPANY only to get himself, rybacck and rowen fired by steph the next night on Raw
>>2671768
nakameme is just that- a meme. once his entrance "gimmick" (cringe) wears off he'll fade away
FIGHT SHINSKE FIGHT
>>2671769
how do you know?
>>2671768
>>Implying he is a meme
NJPWFags will defend this
>>2671788
MY FUCKING NIGGA
>>2671788
I'm slighlty jelly
>>2671783
go to 38:50 of the uk championship special. he guy looks mortified that he got put on the camera
>>2671795
damn I totally forgot about that
strikes
>YOU SEE MEE DIRTY GOOK
ADOLPH STRIKES AGAIN
>>2671798
When was the last time Nakamura had a good match?
>>2671759
>tfw Americans can't wrestle well
>CALLING HIM BOY
ADOLPH ZIGGLER STRIKES AGAIN
>>2671788
lmao i can see you faggot.
>>2671792
That's cause Notyourmama can't wrestle.
$15 that dolph is gonna burst into flames from selling the kinshasha or however the fuck you spell it
WHO /ASS/ HERE?
You know this shit is bad when the crowd couldn't give a shit that Shinsuke is in the ring.
Adolph calling the minority "boy" might lead to some complaints
remember when zigzag had a GOAT match with miz last year
>>2671740
Last night too.
>>2671794
sami vs naks had no practice whatsoever and was way better
I haven't really went back and seen what Nakamura did in the past over in Nipland, but he is phoning it the fuck in and watching them fumble the booking while the crowd reacts accordingly is going to be fun, bros.
>>2671593
>>2671813
sure
>>2671812
Never. It's just autistic spasms
Adolph rag dolling everywhere is really not helping
Guys......
its hitting me now.
Jinder really is going to win tonight, isn't he?
>two nukes werent enough
what did he mean by this?
>this match
>>2671819
Shinsuke has done nothing in the WWE to deserve a good reception. Memeing around with a violinist doesn't count for shit.
>>2671818
Checking in
>>2671812
Probably the Finn match or his first fight with Joe
>>2671832
Well, yeah, but it's not gonna be a clean one
>>2671834
>10000x10000
jesus christ chill out
>Ziggler getting the majority of the offense in
Barely seen any "strongstyler" so far
THIS is the great nakamura I've heard so much about?
>>2671818
Nakamura is overrated. He was overrated in NJPW, too. Everyone always talks about how great his last match with AJ was. It wasn't even in AJ's top 10 matches.
Naito is better than Nakamura, and he's even lazier.
>>2671832
My guess is he wins it then when they do a show in India soon he'll lose it there cause fuck home town defenses right Vince?
>>2671818
>>2671829
>tfw Shinsuke's autistic spams have better matches than anyone on the WWE roster
>>2671842
its just an ad deal to get 40 year old hick dimes
>>2671593
>>2671849
nice
They are making Nakamura look like a chump by pairing him with Dolph
Dolp needs a haircut
Zigzag working this crowd. I dig it. But the meme will go over with a super babyface comeback regardless. Boring.
BASED NAKAMEME
>>2671839
>NXT
>>>/FullSail/
all of zigs finishers are buried by a rookie he is getting burried
Wow Nakamura so stronk
>>2671842
They pay instagram models and lower tier celebrities to advertise their product. How they're still in business, I don't know. I don't think I've ever seen anyone ever actually buy those teas.
Who has a better chance of appearing tonight: CM Phil or Newjack?
Damn.
Nakamura is really ding-dong diddly lose
>>2671851
yeah dude this is a great match right now
Nak hasn't had a great match since his first NXT match against Zayn.
>>2671847
Nak was overrated because he was easily accessible for westerners since he was eccentric but he's totally done a nose dove
Naito's laziness is a gimmick any way, you fuckin' mark
This match is very good.
>>2671849
wow
>dat ass
>dat skin
>dem feet
>no sticky
>>2671860
Your mom is boring
>How many big matches as Ziggler won with the ZigZag?
lol
Who booked this shit?
Naka barely got any offense in, this looks like a fucking Roman match
>>2671842
they don't use it you dummy they get paid to shill it on social media
>this popping crowd
anti-smarks seething
HEADLOCKS
Nak's selling is goat desu, but it's shit for his career
he's getting beat up so long by Dolph Ziggler. Looks so midcard.
Zigzag and Alexa Bliss DDT are the worst finishers around right now.
>>2671854
>people in chicago call quiche a pizza
crowd is completely dead
really makes me think
Ziggler's workin' his ass off this match.
Dolph and Miz had great match of all things.
>>2671867
I'd mark harder for New Jack desu
Ziggler carrying Nakameme
>>2671863
Did they?
>>2671867
Chris Benoit
what was nakameme selling before the kick??
>>2671877
WWE faces always get beaten on unless it is the rare 'epic' match
>>2671847
According to who, bro? Stop being such a mark.
The only ones Nakamura has to impress are the people he wrestles with and the ones running the show. The fans and the dirtsheets have no credentials bro.
>Zig doing everything
>complete offense
>naka just gonna kick out until its time for his finisher
boring
>>2671883
>quiche
>no eggs
Nakamura wins. New Day comes out. Jumps him. Turn mega heel
Why is Nakamura getting 0 offense in?
Honestly the only way this match could be interesting is him stiffing ziggler the whole time and of course they do the opposite
the agent needs to be fired
>stealing Carlito's move
>>2671894
This was supposed to be an "epic" match
WTF why does this look like a real fight
They might as well put the WWE title on Nakamura now.
This is Roman levels of strong, and this is his first God damn WWE match.
big spits zig
WHAT THE FUCK? I LOVE ZIGGLER NOW!
dat knee
SCREENCAP OF THAT KIDS FACE
Everything Nak does that knee to the sides he looks like he's raping the guy like Bork
NJPW has better lighting.
2 STARS
S
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S
>>2671900
You sound like a fucking tool.
>people kicking out of finishers in the opener
>>2671877
This is what Vince likes now. I think he confused smark love for underdog Daniel Bryan with a general love for ridiculous underdog babyface antics.
Oh look at that, Ziggler completely buried again. What a shock.
>>2671903
Because you don't watch real fights lel
>>2671909
the fattie in the blue shirt?
>>2671904
That's just how they've been debuting these international talents. KO beat fucking John Cena on his debut.
>>2671911
bingo halls usually do
Basic as hell.
It looked like Nakameme was really hitting him after he got spit on kek
We did it! Snakdown is saved.
>>2671906
>>2671849
https://twitter.com/yukakuramoti
Ziggler was a 5 star nigga in a 2 star match.
RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10
RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10
RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10
RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10
JUST Ziggler
Why is Nakameme so over? Obese smarks have to be happy as fuck right now
Match was meh at best
Asian ref handed the other asian guy brass knuckles i seen it
Adolph made that match look good.
>>2671900
fucking malenko
>>2671914
People always - ALWAYS kick out of Dolph's finishers.
>>2671909
Well that was average. desu senpai
>>2671929
-6 stars
It seems that the japs can't cut it in the big leagues. That was just weak.
>>2671929
7.5
>>2671929
6
boring match with good selling
>>2671929
7 could have been worse
>>2671929
3.16
>>2671903
because Strong Style, my boy
>>2671878
Why do they always post tummy pics then? Just good ab exercises?
should have been a squash
basically ruined him struggling against a total geek
>>2671918
They were basically rolling on the ground grappling and ziggler was reaching for a kneebar
And just after that shinsukes kicks to zigs side looked stiff
This made them both look pretty good. Hope we don't get another 16 match between them like Corbs/Ziggler
I think Nakamure should pull a New Jack and wrestle his entire match with his theme playing
>>2671895
Is this a new meme? I'm sorry, I've been gone for a while because /asp/ was getting so bland.
Kind of like this ppv.
did zigger lose a tooth on that knee?
>>2671929
Dolph - 7/10
The other guy - 1/10
>>2671929
5/10
Ziggler literally carried this fucking jap
>>5 people eliminated
>>147 people remaining
>>2671952
Best of 7 coming up playa!
>>2671929
4.5
Ziggler was the real star of that match.
ace stream?
Nakamura sounds like an episode of Takeshi's Castle when fighting
>>2671911
LMAO
>>2671929
3/5
>>2671948
they have nutitionists planning out every meal for perfect macros
>>2671929
5 and I'm being generous
That match was meh.
Not bad, but felt like a nonPPV match
>>2671965
2 for 2 so far after being eliminated in the first round last night
>>2671965
XD botch
>>2671982 NEW
>>2671929
>>2671929
5
Zig carry the whole match
>>2671929
8/10
Started slow and they worked it up building shinsuke as really strong.
For a debut match I expected much worse and I was gladly surprised.
>>2671937
Dolph is a glorified jobber
Nakamura won, showed great levels of selling and turned in after Dolph's spitting move. Great story, Dolph really helped establish Nak
Nakameme wins!!
Strong style wins!!
>>2671948
Because that's the marketing ploy
>drink this shit and you get flat tummy
so obviously they post pictures of their tummies with it but they actually work for their tummies
>a non title match on extreme rules?
why do people watch raw?
BASED GAY COPS
what is that AJ shirt
TIME FOR BASED BMAJ
I liked it
I think this feud should come back later on for Smackdowns championship
Zigs deserves better, but he absolutely needs a new finisher
First match was eh
Zig for all the attack in so it easy to see shinsuke was gonna win
Bad
FASHION FILES
Yeah that was retarded... all this hype for Cockamura for a month only for him to get his ass wooped for 18 minutes and then win unbelievably.
>>2671981
commentary didn't sell it enough imo
>fashion beta
Based gay cops incoming
FASHION FILES GOAT
With all the promos the gay cops have been doing, there's no way they don't win tonight, right?
>GAY COPS
GOAT
>no style
keks everytime
FASHION BETA
>>2671929
If that was supposed to showcase what Nakamura is capable of, I am not impressed. Ziggler did a great job making this awkward fuck look like a million bucks, though. 4/10
Im so fucking done with this cringy shit
Ahh its a repeat episode
>>2671965
>there are people that thought Ziggles was going to beat Nakameme in his debut match in the WWE
No new fashion files for backlash? Wtf wwe it's the best skit in smackdown right now
>>2672028
YA SEEYHING
How long until they come out wearing rompers?
>Reusing footage
IS SMACKDOWN FINISHED?????
Breezango /ourguys/?
Tyler is the Janetty.
awful commentary with JBL constantly yammering about how smackdown live is the big leagues and the match structure drug this down
WEE OO WEE OOO WEE OO
LET'S GAY COPS
Good ol grab ass wraslin
Breezango just may sneak in the back door and take this one.
THE PHONE GOT ERROR 404
Goddamn, I hope Breeze wins this. Sick of the Uso
HOLY SHIT KENNY OMEGA THE CLEANER IS IN THE E
2 months ago he was dressing as nikki bella and now he has a title match
I'm so damn sick of these coconut niggers.
Please win, homo cops.
Which one is the fat Uso?
Jimmy uso getting fat
based jbl buries moolah
>>2672108
based
coconut niggers gtfo
fucking lame, one match i cared about