Monday Night RAM gamethread #2

Guys... what is going on with Luke?

https://twitter.com/LukeHarperWWE

>>2043220

>the rollins report

I saw that an knew I had to cut it off

What's up with spiderman?

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Steff getting slimed

>>2043255
What's happening?

What is the big tree of woe spot Braun keeps teasing?

>>2043260
he's pretty cool

>>2043255
Dude, it's Monday, you know what that means.

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>ib4 Steph makes New Gay defend the titles again tonight as punishment and they lose

>ib4 whites always win

based revival debuting tonight

>>2043255
No idea but I lol'd

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rate my q t wrestle gf, /asp/

>>2043255
It's Monday. You know what that means

>>2043255
based

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>>2043260
He went over the macho man

>muslim making a threat

Oh boy...

>>2043255
You know what that means

Literally BLACKED

>Or else

YOU RAW GUYS ARE GONNA WISH YOU NEVER MADE FUN OF ME

>>2043255
Nothing wrong

You just don't know what that means

>>2043260
The original indie vanilla midget

>or else

Is sami gonna jihad?

>>2043255
MONDAY
O
N
D
A
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Lol we got a third show on Wednesday this week. What did I do to deserve this?

I enjoyed that boot camp match tho from last year.

ISIS GIMMICK PLS

BRAUN
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>>2043263

BASED STRONKMAN

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will he ever do it in wwe?

what a dead crowd

Mick Foley has utterly ruined his legacy. He should have stayed retired and never touched twitter.

Stephanie heel or face? I don't know anymore, she turns more than Big Show.

this sami lad should just join daivari jr and his friend mustafa desu

Should Sami Zayn change his finisher's name to the Jihad?

Why the fuck do they do commercials after an entrance. Do it before the entrance what the fuck. Announce the match before the commercial. Legit retarded

crowd is fucking dead, lads

>>2043294
not a chance in hell

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>>2043270

>inb4 they loose to the Shinning Stars

any of you queers going to see Rogue One?

>>2043289
>Watching muh troops show
>Not watching based wetback wrestling

ALLAH AKBAR

Who /entresto/ here?

>>2043296
but muH IMPORTANT WYMYNS WRASSLIN AND SHOUTING PROMOS

>>2043298
Face with heelish tendencies

>>2043296
I CAN"T EVEN PUT ON MY UNDERWEAR BECAUSE OF WHAT THE CELL DID TO ME

RAW must be coming live from a cemetery because this crowd is dead

Sami's gonna come out and reveal that he was the deciding electoral college vote that elected Trump

>>2043298
What's important is that she's a ratings killer

>>2043309
who /humira/ here?

>>2043294
Idec. I just want Kevin to do the package piledriver, he's been teasing it for months now.

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>>2043311
idk how but. you made that sound sexy af

>>2043306
>Watching Star Wars after the original trilogy

>>2043313
kek

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>>2043306
no, I don't watch liberal, SJW cuck shit

So, I guess if Revival is coming to Raw I guess Sheamus is turning face.

New Day/Superfellas and Club/Revival in the top card, E&C floating around being in singles storylines and Goldentruth and Shining Stars in the low card

So how have you guys enjoyed the first half an hour, personally I really liked it. The match was high energy, crowd got into it, really showed how over Shesaro were, especially with the ten beats of the bodhran. Any segment with wet steph is good, so pretty happy with that. Now we have the chance of Sami going jihad, only to get destroyed by Braun.

>>2043315
She's been shit ... and not just shit, but forced, superfluous shit ... for so long it's impossible to think of her in any other way.

Cool dad and Fatty new tag champs

The stuttering Kevin owenss

>>2043220
Raimi WTF

>Curtis Axel
FOR WHAT PURPOSE????

Steph makes Nig Day defend their titles against these guys. How much do you mark?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NekpIYjLhnc

A X M A N
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>>2043298
She's a Hillary Clinton face

Remember when Curtis Axel was over?

Who is our guy? Braun or Axe Man?

I haven't seen a crowd this dead since Chris Benoit's family watched him workout

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THE

AXEMAN

COMETH

I actually had to turn my tv down because these Braun pops are fucking deafening

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>the state of Curtis Axel

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F

Wasn't Axel supposed to get a serious push for real this time?

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>KO gets himself and Jericho a match for the tag titles in the ME
>Steph gives it him because she's pissed at the Wew Day
>they win
>KO is a brief dual-champ
>he loses the UC to the Big Dog
>still has a title to cling to after losing his main one
>Big Dog is a double champ

Does it get any more obvious?

>>2043340

THE

AXEMAN

GOETH

>Curtis Axel is still on the WWE roster

>>2043333
SAY YEAH

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>>2043333
quads confirmed based feud

Braun vs Big Show when?

WHEELBARROW OF DEATH

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RAW FUCKING SUCKS

What's Braun's streak?

that's braun's 5th finisher

>>2043346
God that would suck

>>2043333
>GOATvival on Raw

no pls

>>2043332
please research the phrase 'enhancement talent'

Did they bury the fucking torture rack

BASED BRAUN

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>>2043333
remember when they let the Godwins and Jimmy Wang Yang have Confederate flags in their entrances?

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>ram
HAHAHAHA

>>2043326
Sheamus will be better as a generic face than the comedy heel he was. If they aren't going to book him as a serious heel this makes more sense.

>making new day face jeriko just because they don't want black men having a longest ever title reign

WWE proving once again how racist they are.

>>2043306
Only watching it at the weekend because it's the first film opening in our first local cibema in 3 fucking years. Wish it was something else. Oh well Warms My Heart knowing that they won't be able to insert any sjw shit in Episode 9 or the Han Solo film since there Will Be Absolutely No Audience left who will appreciate it at that stage.

Axel and Zack Swagger should form a tag team

The 2 minute man

SHUT YOUR MOUTH
BRAUN STRONK
BRAUN SMASH PUNY JOBBER
BRAUN WANT SMASH KEK FOLEY

>>2043351

>Beeg

Hopefully never

NIG BTFO

>>2043255
>Monday
>Not knowing what that means

>the tweet

Jesus fucking christ

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BEEG Braun feud when?

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>Having Braun on this early

Guess I can watch football now

>>2043357
Smackdown barely has time for it's own tag teams, Revival would be wasted there.

Sami's gonna turn heel and start hanging out with KO again

Screencap this

>muh history foley, g-give a chance p-lease
fuck off already

Foley's shooting again...

if they had saved cuck foley back then, he wouldn't be a braindead SJW faggot rapist now

Why do you always have to yell Mick

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>>2043365
IT'S 2016.

Braun should be the one retiring BEEG desu

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Braun reminds me of Crush. And Crush was based too.
>muslim arguing over equality

I hate Sami Zayne stupid ginger muzzie canadian shitposting piece of shit

>its a foley has autism episode

YES!

>cheering for Sami leaving raw

KEK

THANK YOU BASED MICK

FOLEY SHOUTS AGAIN

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THE TRADE IS REAL

>>2043379
Whoops nevermind

Sami's about to have an amazing feud with the Miz

ONE LESS INDIE MANLET

OH NO SMACKLADS WE'RE GETTING SAMI SUICIDEBOMBER

Sabduhl about to bomb /smack/

Hahaha

Going to smackdownie with the other manlet jobbers

>teases leaving raw
>big pop
raw btfo

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>Sami to SD

PLEASE NO!

The last thing SD needs is this nobody.

>Sami
>not Cesaro

WE GETTING THE MUSLIM BOYS

>yfw they trade sami for Dean

Who was that faggot who made threads about trades, and that they will never happen? BTFO

>>2043374
We literally have feuds over tweets what has wrestling come to

why doesnt he just fire sami

OH NO YOU DON'T FOLEY YOU FUCKER YOU KEEP THIS MUZZIE CAB DRIVER ON YOUR OWN PROGRAM SD IS FULL

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please no trade miz to the inferior show

>Zzzzyan going to Smackdown

That's a win for Raw regardless of who Smackdown gives up

SAMI MEME GONE

SMACKDOWNIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

based now raw will be great again

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I FORGIVE YOU MICK

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>Maybe you shouldn't be on RAW
>Croud cheers
JUST

>not cesaro

so who does raw get, sincara?

If Sami goes to SD, he is so winning the Intercontinental Championship

>cuckdown gets zzzayn

RAW WINS RAW WINS

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SMACK WON AGAIN

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>mfw sami gets traded for ellsworth who feuds with braun

/smack/ better get rid of the Ziggles

Corbin and Braun should start a tag team and destroy indie manlets

>>2043398
>arrives at sd
>zero pop
>based big dick corbin beats him to shit
how hard do you mark?

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>SMACKDOWN BECOMES AN EVER BETTER SHOW

AHAHAHAH RAW FAGS BTFO

>>2043408
Our president feuds over Twitter yet WWE is above it?

Sami please take Neville with you so he and AJ can have a five star match

What's with all this hate for Zayn? He's a great worker. He deserves better than RAW.

>>2043420
Sin Cara is on Raw, but Kalisto is on SD when he should be on Raw with the cruiserweights.

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>>2043422

Im guessing Sami will feud with the miz

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>>2043417
>implying RAW Chads want to watch a ginger muslim midget

surgically correct your micropenis

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>>2043423
>getting zzzayn
>winning

Nice try

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>raw ruins a simple underdog babyface with 2-3 moty candidates and has to send him to the other show
can't make this shit up

NOW WE GET AJ AND THE WWE TITLE HAHAHAHA SMACKDOWNIES

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>even the people who paid to see this show live know how much better SD is that Raw

>>2043410
becAUSE HE IS PROTECTIM HIM FROM WHAT THE CELL HAS DONE TO HIM

Ryhno and Slater traded for Sami and Neville.

>Zayn to Smackdown

Good they needed more babyfaces.

>>2043426
What would their stable be named?

>>2043424
I would die laughing. Smackdown gives them Ellesworth like their used up condom because he isn't cool anymore.

>>2043432
it'd be hilarious if he gets traded for Kalisto and Corbin just stats beating him up, and Strowman goes after Kalisto

>>2043442
Why would Sami be a mexican hero?

DAIVARI IS BACK BABYYYY!!!!!

MUHAMMAD HASSAN RETURN IMMINENT!?

>>2043428
>Zzzzzzyan
>Making your show better

Pick one

>manlets

Time to piss.

>>2043454
El Generico

>>2043454
He will blow up the wall

>Mudslime called Dynamite


Holy shit , Cole the madman

>>2043454
He was billed from Tijuana

>>2043432
oh shit. yeah I got those two mixed up, which I really shouldn't

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It's going to be kalisto, his feud is over and he is going with the cruiserkeks

Same match three times

BASED DAIVARI

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>>2043454
he had lucha gimmick in the indes. mostly in RoH and PWG

MORE MUSLIMS?

Fuck fake Davari. They need to bring back the original

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>>2043454
he was the recognizable non-mysterio luchador in the us scene for years

hows tozawa doing friend?

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THIS CROWD FUCKING SUCKS
CHEER FOR LINCE DORADO YOU FUCKS

Ref better check his tights for bombs before the match starts.

lucha kitty

>>2043457
>implying Daivari isn't the best part of Raw

>>2043472
I know, it blows.

Nice crowd, Raw

Why is this daivari so good compared to the other muslim who had to leave raw?

>>2043478

Are you 12?

>>2043475
Fuck are you talking about?

Sami called himself Kevin Steen on the indies

Crusierweights guess its time for a beer.

ANOTHER MUSLIM?

based gentleman

BASED DAVARI WRECKING THIS BEANER

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>>2043454
He's a ginger latino

Oh fuck this is great.

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>>2043481
ok i kek at that

This queer is like a cross between Ellsworth and the Vaudvillains

Moments like this makes me hate being a wrestling fan.

S C O U N D R E L
C
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Ok I like this guy.

BASED GENTLEMAN JACK

ANOTHER MUSLIM?

AND A BRITISH ONE, AT THAT

Big Gentleman Gallagher is over

BASED GENTLEMAN JACK

Well, that was different.

Gallagher is a better VaudeVillain than the VaudeVillains

>Supreme genetleman

Who's this Joestar faggot?

>>2043494
>has a gimmick
>has a personality

This puts him ahead of 95% of the rest of the cruiserweights

MR. DAIVARI

>midget underwear version of the Vaudevillains
what could go wrong

this is fucking awful

thank you gentleman

S C O U N D R E L
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>>2043475
No.. he wasn't.... El Generico was found dead in a ditch over the border.
I'm sorry if you're only hearing this now.

based brit running the muslims out

>Jonathan Joestar as drawn by current day araki

>gentleman gimmick

Is there anything worse?

>rollins report

I didn't know a face Rollins run would be so shit.

I like Ariya Daivari, I bet he would make a really good US or IC champ if he jumped shows.

That was actually pretty good.

Hey they gave these guys characters and look what happens.

Is it too much to ask for a Luchador that wins? Dorado even speaks English well.

>>2043509
This a thousand times.

Would anybody else fuck that pig MILF from the Sing commercials?

>>2043463
this makes sense

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THE ROLLINS REPORT

>>2043523
at least he has a gimmick, meanwhile sami zayn...

>The hook for people to stay and watch RAM is a Seth Rollings talking segment.

I don't get it, it's like they're trying to go back to shit ratings after a streak of good ones.

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Your Dad walks into your room as the cruiser weights are on.

What excuse do you give him?

>>2043533
canadian terrorist is a gimmick

>>2043523
you must be full of sufferin' succotash

>>2043527
Lucha sucks, fatso.

>>2043536
I'm so gay

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>>2043529
Dem hips, senpai.

Who is best Cathy Kelly or tranny Charlie?

>>2043536
I don't book the show Dad

>>2043536
Lince Dorado

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>>2043529
Do you have a pic?

>>2043536
"Im gay"

>>2043536
I'm gay

>>2043536
my dad pounded my boipussy from age 16-19, I'm pretty sure he already knows I'm gay

>>2043536

Tell him the big sweaty man will be back soon

>>2043542
Cathy Kelly, she has great feet

>>2043536

You haven't been in my life since you went to jail 18 years ago, fuck off

>>2043536
"It's the comedy segment featuring the scrawniest dweebs pretending to wrestle like the big guys."

Anyone else really enjoying this Raw today? I burst out fucking laughing at the way Jack interfered.

>>2043545
>>2043541

Brb gotta fap

>>2043529
>Illumination studio
>ILLUMINATIon
>Most minions have one eye
>All their films have a liberal agenda
What did they mean by this?

>>2043527
Hopefully once Mascara Dorada is done wrestling those dates with CMLL, he and Lince will be able to shine more.

BEAT DEBRA

>>2043529
no i dont wanna fuck Rosie O' Donald

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>>2043549

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DRINK BEER

BEAT DEBRA

WHAT

>>2043561
DRINK BEER

Seth looks like a poof

>>2043542
Andrea Demarco

>>2043561
>>2043565
WHAT

>>2043521
Now if only they'd Do That In Real Life..

>>2043558
I'm not into beastiality so...

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WHERE'S THE DESK

What a fucking dead crowd

>>2043523
>big dog
>legitimate boss
>irish lass kicker
>lunatic fringe
>cuck foley

>>2043573
He calls this a talk show?

>>2043574
who wants to put over another cookie-cutter snooze fest?

it sure as shit ain't the crowd's job

>>2043574
desu its a seth rollins talking segment, i would be taking a piss right now if i was there

Just fucking call it Roadblock. Same with Smackdown, drop that Live shit.

EAT OWENS EAT

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>Debra???

I hope fatty makes more kids cry

is this really a go home show?

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>hates HHH
>Still uses the pedigree instead of the Rock Bottom or Stunner

>>2043580

M-Muh branding

KANYES BREAKDOWN CONFIRMED WORK

TRIPLE H
Oh wait no it's football season :^)
Someone make a thread during the midweek to get it through his thick skull that we're on to him. We all know he visits here.

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>>2043568
This. She's the only Latina I would impregnate

>>2043583
Aw hell yeah

>>2043586
He should use the slapjack
https://youtu.be/aqMQiC9xbO8

ROLLINS GETTING KEKED

Kevin Owens has screwed Seth a dozen times already and for whatever the fuck reason he wants to talk with him in his talk show segment.

Tell me, /asp/. When was the last time we had a Babyface who wasn't booked like a massive fucking retard?

>>2043560
I'm waiting for Kota Ibushi to be signed

Did I make the right call dropping raw 2 weeks ago. How is it tonight?

Fatass Owens so fat he can't even waddle all the way to the ring

why do they still do these talkshow things

Just bring out the Big Dog

>>2043601
Braun already came out

>>2043586
Bring back the damn Phoenix Splash!

>>2043596
Essa Rios

who cares about this shit

>wrestling announcer calling out irl works
pottery

>>2043600
Because the writers think everybody is capable of replicating the Miz & Miz TV

>>2043602

Sadly

>>2043592
>she

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END THIS

>>2043598
Shit.

Holy fuck jasethy is worse on the mic than anyone on the roster

>>2043598
Personally I like it, these past few Raws haven't been half bad.

Bring out Based Big Dog

Why the fuck people don't like KO?

He's fat
He has a neckbeard
He's lazy
And he has a great mic skill

He's the perfect champion for the people who watch RAW.

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Guys. Is The New Day getting cucked?

>>2043616
>>2043602

>That pop for Jericho

Please put the fucking strap on him

>>2043270
CALLED IT

WHITE MAKES RIGHT

DRINK IT IN FOLKS, IT'S THE GIFT OF JERICHO

>>2043614
how retarded of a person do you intend on becoming?

>>2043617
He was Based Fatass for two years before he got the title and became Seff 2.0

>AGAYN

slurp it up dude

NEW
>>2043625
NEW
>>2043625
NEW
>>2043625
NEW
>>2043625

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>>2043622
R U A Wizrad?!

>SPARKLECROTCH

How much money does that queer in the green shirt spend on wrestling shows?

>>2043592
>she

>>2043680
he's been going hard every raw and ppv for at least 3-4 years now. probably longer