>having a favorite wrestler that isn't The Total

He's basically this generation's Lex Luger: an untalented shitter who is only getting pushed because he make's Vince's dick hard.

>>1034676
im pissed now

>>1034671
> The total package
Mate, he's just the packaging.

>>1034671
Why do people keep using this same image of Reigns over and over again? Is it supposed to be funny?

>>1034676
>the word 'shitter'

>evil old geezer holding pre-pubescent wrestlers who only know how to kick down

Millennial detected.

>>1034687
I think so. He apparently stopped during the speech and messed up and he stayed with that face for a moment.

>>1034687
Iit is from that time when he fluffed his lines. That expression is him reaching deep into his trying to remember what to say, the webm is funny as fuck

>>1034697
> hating on 'shitter'
just how old are you pops?

>total package

>lacks charisma, charm, mic skills, the ability to draw in a crowd, stamina

>has 5 moves

>sufferin suckotash

>ooooahhh

>>1034699
agreed. anyone have the youtube for that looney toons promo

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>>1034705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z55UrEEooh8

>>1034676
>le shitter
fuck off aspie

>>1034704
*tips new japan logo fedora*

smarks, man. the r9k of wrestling fans. fucking nerds.

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>>1034671
>can't cut a promo without spewing spaghetti everywhere
>does next to nothing in ring
>has the charisma of a damp sponge
>>total package

He's getting pushed because muh looks and muh family.

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>>1034676
Lex Luger was entertaining and likeable in WCW, though. Roman Reigns is just a faggot everyone knows is a talented hack Vince loves jerking off to.

>liking who wwe tells you to like like a tasteless casual

>>1034676

>ROMANETTY
>UUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>DEG-DEGLARE
>SHIT EATING GRIN
>NO TALENT
>DEVOID OF CHARISMA
>ZERO CARDIO
>NOT THE ROCK
>NOT JOHN CENSUS

>Not badass like Stone Cold
>Not a great talker like BMJ
>Not funny like the Rock
>Not good in-ring like Daniel Bryan
>Not edgy like CM Punk
>Not buff as shit like Hulk Hogan
He has nothing the top faces have had in the past 30 years. He's a C- player at best.

>Reigns fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r59Y6CptNxU

This meme is not even fun

>>1034671
>not preferring the superior Roman Express.

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>>1035643

>>1034671
more like the Total Fuccboi

>>1035628
>BMJ
>great talker
Now that's more than a bit of a stretch. He can work a crowd and talk for hours, but he repeats himself and his delivery is absolutely mediocre. His facial expressions and body language are shit. Whether he's shouting or grunting or talking quietly, it all comes off flat and unemotive. He's a good promo guy but far from great.

I'd argue he's the polar opposite of Reigns. It's like he learned a lot over the past few years by reading wrestling for dummies. He has all the technical details down, and on paper he's great, but he has none of the style or flourish or, dare I say it, "it factor"

>>1034676
Fittingly enough, Luger used "The Total Package" as a nickname around the turn of the millennium when he was COMPLETELY washed-up.

Ramen lacks something every top face had which is that one move that makes the crowd pump out.

Hogan that the point finger and tearing his shirt, Stone Cold had the middle finger and drinking beer, Rock had the Rock cooking ctachprhase and that eyebrow thing, Cena has the You cant see me and the never give up stitch.

Roman has nothing besides is awooo (Lame) and Baleve dat (Even lamer) so you dont get invested in him.

>>1034732
Yeah, wanting a wrestler to be talented + charismatic is so "nerdy", you big alpha dawg you.

>>1035762
It's kind of hard to say that cena can even work a crowd, as everyone already has a strong opinion about him. Still, he's probably the best guy on the mic the company has right now, behind Mike Lyant, but that's saying absolutely nothing given the state of promos in the company today.

>>1035793
Does he not do the screaming and tensing thing he always did before powerbombing someone with the shield?

Plus he's got that fist punch into the ground thing.

Also unrelated, why does the general keep disappearing?

>>1034671
Roman is literally Just the box.

>>1035808
>Does he not do the screaming and tensing thing he always did before powerbombing someone with the shield?
Thats the awooo.


>Plus he's got that fist punch into the ground thing.
Yea but is as lame.


>Also unrelated, why does the general keep disappearing?
Mods are encouraging sticking to the generals till they reach bump limit.

>>1035815
Fist punch thing is breddy gud. Better set up for a spear than edge crouching and spazzing out.

I feel Reigns would come across as having a bit more personality if they let him "Bro it up". He starts acting a bit jockish as opposed to the calm cool guy/badass serious dude shtick he's taken from Cena and Sheamus. have him being obnoxious and walk around with a shirt eating grin and do loads of arm pumps and BOOYAHS.

>>1035802
Ambrose has better delivery, but his character doesn't give him the same freedom as Cena's meaning he can't work smarks as much.

>>1034671
>total package
>can't wrestle
>can't cut a promo
He really is Lex Luger 2.0, isn't he?

>>1035833
Why would Ambrose need to work smarks?

They've loved him since before The Shield even debuted.

>>1035837
Luger in his prime[s] fucking destroys Reigns.

At this stage Reigns is like the undersized Diesel knockoff you see at your local shitty indie.

>>1035793
He also has no charisma.
That is a lot worst than having a signature phrase or gesture.

>>1035843
Even Nash had more charisma than Roman. May go so far to say he was also better in the ring, and Nash was pretty shit.

>>1035790
Lex was the Total Package when he started at Crockett's WCW.

>>1035839
Because there is a certain brand of smarky anti-smarks who praise Cena's promo ability to high heavens because he has the creative control to break the fourth wall and is booked in scenarios where it's applicable.

>>1035831
Yeah Roman just doesnt work as the company top babyface, also he needs a move that makes people bumped up like Rock people´s elbow or Cena´s you cant see me.

>>1035852
Also true, though i think with better signatures he could at least make people more interested in seeing him wrestle.

>>1035861
But there was that point where had a funeral for Luger and used "The Total Package" as his name exclusively.

>>1035831
> make Reigns even more obnoxious

Yes, that'll really get him over as a babyface.

>>1035887
I'd happily cheer a Bro tier Reigns who walks about with a swinging dick, calling everyone fags and smacking rennee on the ass.

>>1035910
Vince pls go

>>1035911
Vincent wants Reigns to be another Cena.

Happy and chill and silly then occasionally gets really angry and serious. Basically no personality at all. Good, relatable characters have flaws. Stone Cold is dumb and an as hole. Rock is a douche etc.

>>1035917
Austin wasn't dumb.

>>1035927
>loud brash redneck
>not dumb

>>1035938
> stereotyping

Austin was as cunning as they come. 18+

>>1035945
Have sex

>>1035578
fedora tip

>>1035938
>>1035945
>>1035953
he's right though, austin was both cunning and articulate.

>>1035938
$10 says you're voting for Bernie

>>1034685
>this roman-tier joke

>>1037050
$20 says you're voting trump which is worse

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>>1037461
>Putting America first instead of mexicans and muslims is worse than a literal jewish socialist

>>1037494
>socialism is bad
Maybe Germany shouldn't be having one of the best economies today.

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>>1037525
>Socialism will work this time guys !!
>Also we're doing open borders at the same time

Wew lads

>>1035808
I fucking hate it when he cocks his gloves. Is that suppose to make him look cool.

>>1037541
It works with Wade Barret when he does his punch finisher, but Barret isn't a shit wrestler so that helps

>>1037546
Sure he isn't, glad he stopped doing botchland as a finisher since he could only Hit it correctly 30% of the time, him getting injured all the time as well.

>>1037561
He's a good wrestler compared to the travesty called Roman Reigns*

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>>1034676
Early Monday Night Raw recordings let me know smarks have been around for a long time.

This guy is at two separate Raws in two different outfits.
>I did all those steroids for this

>>1037599
Forty kek

>>1035831
It isn't a set up for a spear idiot.

>>1034671
>there are people on /asp/ who hate The Franchise Roman Reigns

bury yourselves marks

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>>1034676
>Best for Business
for me now means
>Best for Vince's Penis

Roman deserves better