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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Never drew a penny
>My Chemical Romance fan
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history


Does any adult out there still believe this clown will step up to fight? Or is it more likely he'll beg Vince to get his old fake wrasslin' job back?
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>mfw i was booked to beat the shield 1v3 but i deserve better
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>>1027666


What the hell is going on with his UFC "career" anyway. Were we not promised a match before the end of 2015 initially?
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>>1027682
He had to get back surgery and he's scurd too
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Whatever he does, it will be a success.

Chick Magnet is one of the very best* this business has ever seen.
*podcasters
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>Hypocrite
lmao nah.
>Whiner
Speaking truth is whining?
>Coward
He's stepping into the Octagon.
>Manlet
5'11 is barely making it
>Doesn't lift
pic
>Emo geek
That's his appeal.
>Entitled brat
He earned it, all the fucking way. Wrestled in the indies, was the last of the modern circuit wrestlers. He payed his dues.
>Hissy fit enthusiast
k
>Meat-fearer
So was Dbry...
>Booze-dodger
Straight Edge = better than u
>Pudding belly
Fair enough
>Never drew a penny
I only started watching because of him, soooo, that's a few pennies.
>My Chemical Romance fan
Citation Needed
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
Name 1 move that wasn't used before, from 1995-today.
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
I've seen worse.
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
It's not about the money, anon.
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
There's been A LOT worse
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>>1027748
>Name 1 move that wasn't used before, from 1995-today.

Stinkface.
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>>1027666

He already has an opponent dipshit.
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>>1027750
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>>1027753
that's not a Stinkface, Jeez. That's just a guy sitting on a dude's face. That's like calling Stone Henge "just a pile of rocks".
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>>1027748
superman punch, pele kick, bomaye, orange crush, weapon x, WACKY LINE, brainbustaaaahhhhh, disarmher, figure 8

idk there's a few innovations
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>>1027748
The Fameasser.
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>>1027751
you dumb fuck.
punk will never compete.
after the back "surgery" is done he'll find another excuse
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>>1027751

.....who he'll never fight. Dipshit.
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>>1027748

>Sensitive emo detected
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>>1028066
>Piece of shit detected
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>>1028069

You cry.......like the emo cries
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That response to literally every OP statement proves to me that crying manchild phillip is a poster here. Fuck off and train Phil. It's gonna be that much sweeter watching you get BTFO.
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>>1027748

Fuck off Phil
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>>1027666

If he comes back without a fight his gimmick is dead in the water and a mid-card at best, and Punk is too arrogant for that. He would have to get Dana to pull out a few jobbers. Even if he doesn't go back, he's going to at least down some jobbers and take a soft loss to a 10-5+.

I don't really hate Punk, but I would laugh for a month straight if he gets flashed.
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>>1029083
You're dumb AF t-b-h
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woah woah woah anon
why would you be hating on MCR anon?
and for Punk he should still compete in UFC,he doesn't need to win at all,just show a good fight and he'll be gaining mad credentials just like Brock did
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>>1031019

Fuck off Phil
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>>1027780
Rocker dropper

do u even jannetty
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>>1031031
My name is Zweig.
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>>1027666
>>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
It's not -that- bad.

He should do whatever is most spiritually resonate to his consciousness, I'd smoke pot.
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Whole thing is a farce, he will NEVER fight
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>>1027666
He'll fucking win
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>>1027760
It is a pile of rocks.
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I keep watching because of cm punk

>emo whinning bitch

Yeah bruh, wwe got so many stereotypes like this

Totally good actor and figter.
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>>1027748
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>>1027666
>copypasta
>on satan trips
what a waste of a good post.
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>>1027748
>Name 1 move that wasn't used before, from 1995-today.
KENTA's GTS
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>>1041322

As in moves that were innovated since 1995?

Shit son, Molly Holly innovated her finisher, the Molly Go Round.
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>>1027748

Molly Holly innovated the Molly Go Round. Nice try claiming that no wrestler innovates shit since 1995 though.
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>>1027666

It's impossible to look at that photo and not laugh

Satanic trips speak truth
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>>1041317

>Whining emo detected
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>>1043853
>greentexting shitposter detected
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>>1043903

Clearly it takes one to know one....
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>>1027666
What a complete faggot looking person.
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>>1027764
Name one GOOD move, all them are literal shit.
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>>1027666

Funniest pic on the net
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The emo crybaby will NEVER fight, we all know this.
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