Fight or wrassle?

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>mfw i was booked to beat the shield 1v3 but i deserve better

>>1027666


What the hell is going on with his UFC "career" anyway. Were we not promised a match before the end of 2015 initially?

>>1027682
He had to get back surgery and he's scurd too

Whatever he does, it will be a success.

Chick Magnet is one of the very best* this business has ever seen.
*podcasters

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>Hypocrite
lmao nah.
>Whiner
Speaking truth is whining?
>Coward
He's stepping into the Octagon.
>Manlet
5'11 is barely making it
>Doesn't lift
pic
>Emo geek
That's his appeal.
>Entitled brat
He earned it, all the fucking way. Wrestled in the indies, was the last of the modern circuit wrestlers. He payed his dues.
>Hissy fit enthusiast
k
>Meat-fearer
So was Dbry...
>Booze-dodger
Straight Edge = better than u
>Pudding belly
Fair enough
>Never drew a penny
I only started watching because of him, soooo, that's a few pennies.
>My Chemical Romance fan
Citation Needed
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
Name 1 move that wasn't used before, from 1995-today.
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
I've seen worse.
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
It's not about the money, anon.
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
There's been A LOT worse

>>1027748
>Name 1 move that wasn't used before, from 1995-today.

Stinkface.

>>1027666

He already has an opponent dipshit.

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>>1027750

>>1027753
that's not a Stinkface, Jeez. That's just a guy sitting on a dude's face. That's like calling Stone Henge "just a pile of rocks".

>>1027748
superman punch, pele kick, bomaye, orange crush, weapon x, WACKY LINE, brainbustaaaahhhhh, disarmher, figure 8

idk there's a few innovations

>>1027748
The Fameasser.

>>1027751
you dumb fuck.
punk will never compete.
after the back "surgery" is done he'll find another excuse

>>1027751

.....who he'll never fight. Dipshit.

>>1027748

>Sensitive emo detected

>>1028066
>Piece of shit detected

>>1028069

You cry.......like the emo cries

That response to literally every OP statement proves to me that crying manchild phillip is a poster here. Fuck off and train Phil. It's gonna be that much sweeter watching you get BTFO.

>>1027748

Fuck off Phil

>>1027666

If he comes back without a fight his gimmick is dead in the water and a mid-card at best, and Punk is too arrogant for that. He would have to get Dana to pull out a few jobbers. Even if he doesn't go back, he's going to at least down some jobbers and take a soft loss to a 10-5+.

I don't really hate Punk, but I would laugh for a month straight if he gets flashed.

>>1029083
You're dumb AF t-b-h

woah woah woah anon
why would you be hating on MCR anon?
and for Punk he should still compete in UFC,he doesn't need to win at all,just show a good fight and he'll be gaining mad credentials just like Brock did

>>1031019

Fuck off Phil

>>1027780
Rocker dropper

do u even jannetty

>>1031031
My name is Zweig.

>>1027666
>>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
It's not -that- bad.

He should do whatever is most spiritually resonate to his consciousness, I'd smoke pot.

Whole thing is a farce, he will NEVER fight

>>1027666
He'll fucking win

>>1027760
It is a pile of rocks.

I keep watching because of cm punk

>emo whinning bitch

Yeah bruh, wwe got so many stereotypes like this

Totally good actor and figter.

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>>1027748

>>1027666
>copypasta
>on satan trips
what a waste of a good post.

>>1027748
>Name 1 move that wasn't used before, from 1995-today.
KENTA's GTS

>>1041322

As in moves that were innovated since 1995?

Shit son, Molly Holly innovated her finisher, the Molly Go Round.

>>1027748

Molly Holly innovated the Molly Go Round. Nice try claiming that no wrestler innovates shit since 1995 though.

>>1027666

It's impossible to look at that photo and not laugh

Satanic trips speak truth

>>1041317

>Whining emo detected

>>1043853
>greentexting shitposter detected

>>1043903

Clearly it takes one to know one....

>>1027666
What a complete faggot looking person.

>>1027764
Name one GOOD move, all them are literal shit.

>>1027666

Funniest pic on the net

The emo crybaby will NEVER fight, we all know this.