ITT: go to your local pets section of craigslist and post whatever human garbage you find. Now with a revised point system!
>registered AKC/with papers/some other registry that is laughably easy to register with/”champion bloodlines”
+10 points, x2 if they charge extra to actually produce the papers
>not spayed/neutered OR only the first set of shots/dewormer
>animal is below the minimum age at which it can leave its mother/be handled
+5 points for every week under minimum age
>picture of animal in disgusting conditions/hoarder situation
>picture of animal in terrible physical condition
>made-up breed (i.e., “schorkiepoo”) OR a breed that doesn’t even exist (teacup pig) OR the animal pictured is clearly not the breed the seller says it is
>”I paid $____ for it”/”I am just trying to make back what I put into it”
>obvious BYB/”babies will be ready in ___ weeks/at the end of the month”
>”good with cats/kids/dogs” when the animal is clearly a baby
>wolf/wolf hybrid/coydog/dingo/other exotic hybrid
+500 points, x2 if they state a percentage of exotic content or F1/F2 etc.
+10 points for every $100
+1 point for every spelling error
+20 points if they can’t even spell the breed/animal name
>~*VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL*~
+1000 points if the seller says their pet would be the perfect gift for Valentine’s day/”just in time for Valentine’s day!”
OP starts with 1070 points.
maybe 70 points?
That shit about the grandpa is total bullshit.
10 points for papers x 2 for "full registration"
5 points for pick up at 7 weeks (going with 8 week minimum)
250 points for $2500 price
Going to give myself the 30 points for BYB
1082 points for me and these LOVELY PUGS
really should be 1112 though, but I figure all pugs are naturally in terrible physical condition
The ISO in craigslist needs to be a ban-able offense. This shit is ridiculous; I see people asking to buy a pit bull puppy or a kitten, when hours before, there's more than a dozen posts about selling them. Or, the poster is an entitled cunt who wants a house trained, pure bred female blue merle Pomeranian puppy that they WON'T pay for because 'hurr there's so many homeless pets already!!'
>ISO puppy/kitten, please serve it to me on a silver platter. do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
Huskies are really popular in my area.
Though I didn't know religious huskies were popular too
30 points - BYB (charging more for breeding rights)
10 points - not fixed
10 points - looks like they're keeping it in a barn, with a medical condition
10 points - ACK registered
160 points - $1600 price tag
20 points - "very sociable" but is a puppy
10 points - giving to myself because it has a medical issue (umbilical hernia)
1000 points Valentine's bonus
>mom has a cut-up kiddie pool with a plastic sheet in it as her den
50 points, though I'm sure their "rehoming fee" would drive up the points way higher.
Posting some bizzaro craigslist drama in the pets section in my area.
Here's another one that I assume is related to this other one.
Not sure what's going on but from outside eyes this seems interesting even though it's not exactly Pets being sold themselves.
I'm not saying this person isn't stupid as hell, but calling it a re-homing fee is mandatory on craigslist because you aren't actually allowed to sell pets, so people call what is a sale for all intents and purposes "re-homing".
>flagging craigslist ads can get you arrested
>there are special craigslist police