Seal Thread

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Sad seal

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Happy seal

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baby seal

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Smooth seal

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>>2054844
is it attempting to get pussy?

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>>2054990
please no

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MMPA run amok.

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>>2055073
And the result.
Every week is shark week.

>>2055073
>>2055076
Can confirm. Been going down to the Cape all my life in the summer. In the past few years there's been more of these fuckers than ever before, and I don't mind one bit.

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this seal is my spirit animal

>>2055236
I think it's mother mated with a snowman...

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Reminder:
Canadians are worse then Hitler

>>2055342
>contrarian fuckfaces will swarm in and defend this disgrace

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Seals will steal your souls

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seal

*anadians will kill this

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>>2054840

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seal

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water dog

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why are seals so cute?

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This is a selkie a magic seal

>>2055218
Person from away detected.

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nump

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Seal in a basket

>>2055236
Intelligent, nihilistic etc.

>>2055571
Because they're water dogs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enz1nlpxe-Y

>>2054840
is it safe to pet a seal like that?

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>>2055569
That's too kawaii.

I always get sweaty when I see a cute seal video, you just don't know if the winter clothing on the guy in the background has a norwegian flag on it or not.

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>not all leopard seals

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>>2056271

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>>2056273

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>>2056274

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>>2056275

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>>2056276

>>2056244
>I always get sweaty when I see a cute seal video
wat

>>2056299
Never know if it is about to get clubbed.

>>2056302
ohhhh

They stopped doing that, silly. At least, they stopped doing it to such an extent that the population was shrinking

>>2056273
>>2056274
>>2056277
A most adorable blood thirsty monster.

>>2056109

No, if you get the tiniest scratch from their mouth then you could get spekk finger or much, much worse. Broad-spectrum antibiotics don't work on seal bite infections either.

They can also transmit diseases between themselves and dogs so it was a bad idea letting the dog anywhere near it.

>>2056302
Ah man me too. Paranoia comes in handy though as I've never watched the "shovel dog" gif either. I don't care if nothing even happens, I'm not watching it.

>>2055397
Got any without the obnoxious autotune?

seals are cute.

>>2056409
There is one very cute gif that people sometimes filename shoveldog and I'm always so relieved it's just a puppy being cute. I get upset when it is actual animal violence, tho, but I try to think how worse it is for the dog, who was actually killed. In comparison my hurt feelings are nothing.

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>>2054840

>>2057307
They just want to feed you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxa6P73Awcg

>>2055575
is this real

leopard seal pls go

i honestly can't think of a more terrifying animal

it's like a nuclear torpedo with teeth and permanently blood-stained lips

>>2057815
100% real.

>>2057365

I wonder if that seel just wanted to be a mommy but can't find a decent man.

>>2058236
It was honey potting

>>2057815
no
this is seal

>>2057365
>tfw no seal friend

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Unhappy seal

>>2055344
>will swarm in and defend this
>not a single reply
I bet you feel stupid no

>>2059390
>>2058933
no bully pls

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Hey seal friends, can I hang out with you guys? I love seals.

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surprised seal

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>>2059428
dolphin pls stop

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Seals can have some odd teeth.

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>>2059447
>Perhaps their most distinctive adaptation is the unique dentition that enables this species to sieve Antarctic krill. The postcanine teeth are finely divided with multiple cusps. Together with the tight fit of the upper and lower jaw, a bony protuberance near the back of the mouth completes a near-perfect sieve within which krill are trapped.

I want to use a seal as a body pillow. Are they soft squishy like they look?