So /an/, I have this Pinscher that loves to sit on my lap for no reason, and today after he sat on it, I scratched down his ear and he fell asleep within 10 seconds or something like that.
Was that wrong or bad or some sort of thing? I'm really clueless with this.
Jesus christ OP did you do no research before you got a dog? Doing what you did activates a complex series of pressure points and completely fucks your dogs health.
Expect basketball sized tumors within the month.
I'd recommend calling a vet and asking if they can fix it for you. Just tell them you accidentely activated your dogs cancer gene and they'll know what you mean.