>my legs when my pitbull gets excited and wags her tail
why is it so god damn powerful
Fucking hell, chicks bruise so easily.
I got accidentally kicked by a horse (pretty mild for a kick desu) that slipped over the other day, had me limping for a bit, but no bruise.
Come to think of it, I haven't had a bruise since I was a teenager.
your fault for making a vague post, ya idiot
why say they're you're legs when they're not?
>not every mfw is the poster's actual face
no shit, when people say that they always follow it up with a reaction pic that obviously isn't theirs. this pic could have easily been you're legs. FUCK YOU
I like when pitbull owners post pictures of their dogs being cute or affectionate. Did you know that every other breed of dog and every variety of mutt on the planet can also be cute and affectionate, with the added bonus of not killing your grandparents, your neighbor's children, and everyone else's pet in a mile radius?
Pitbulls are very, very weak. We think of ourselves as the ultimate danger dog because it's the most available. Niggers use them in dog fights, thinking they have the meanest and dangerous dog in the world when in fact, physically, the average Kangal has the strongest bite force of 743 pounds. It will break, cut and rip your arm. Why such a dog? The ward off bears, packs of wolves (Wolves of the Worst) while protecting sheep and cattle. This breed, rare and old. Is but a product of natural selective reproduction over the course of thousands of years, since the first humans started herding cattle.
No, you cannot buy one.