>my legs when my pitbull gets excited and wags her tail why

>>2029252

are you a girl?

>>2029253

those arent actually my legs

>>2029255
>my legs when
>those aren't my legs
You are a big, fat, liar.

>>2029262
>operating under the assumption that every mfw is of the poster's actual face
>being very dimwitted

>>2029890
Whatever. I don't care what names a filthy liar calls me.

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>>2029255

>>2029252
Y-y-you too

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>>2029252
Hory shet

Have tried backing up a bit?

Fucking hell, chicks bruise so easily.

I got accidentally kicked by a horse (pretty mild for a kick desu) that slipped over the other day, had me limping for a bit, but no bruise.

Come to think of it, I haven't had a bruise since I was a teenager.

>>2031652
>>2031640
Hey. Read.

Read
>>2029255
Read

>>2031670
Definition of a shitpost

>>2029252
You are one fragile bitch. Imagine if Tyrone or Mohammed took you to the back alley

>>2031734
Why because her legs get bruised from her dogs tail? Hell, my dog dents the trash can with hers.

>>2031899
That's awesome.

>>2031899
My old dog once got so excited that his tail knocked a hole in the drywall

>>2031652
Your so cool anon

Its because you don't have a pit bull. Pit bulls tails are small

>>2029252
my 2 year old bastard does the same
gotta neuter him already

>>2029252
Bruises aside, you have very nice legs :)

>>2032918
Please see
>>2029255
>reading the thread is just too hard

>>2033136
your fault for making a vague post, ya idiot
why say they're you're legs when they're not?
>not every mfw is the poster's actual face
no shit, when people say that they always follow it up with a reaction pic that obviously isn't theirs. this pic could have easily been you're legs. FUCK YOU

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>>2033548

OP's trickery lands another victim

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>>2033548
You quoted me, yet I'm not OP.
You also assumed im>>2029890, which again, I'm not.
>and I'm in too good of a mood to give a fuck

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>>2029252
Get tougher legs.

Cute

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I like when pitbull owners post pictures of their dogs being cute or affectionate. Did you know that every other breed of dog and every variety of mutt on the planet can also be cute and affectionate, with the added bonus of not killing your grandparents, your neighbor's children, and everyone else's pet in a mile radius?

>>2029252
>huge % body fat
>skipping leg day

>>2034588
Pitbulls are very, very weak. We think of ourselves as the ultimate danger dog because it's the most available. Niggers use them in dog fights, thinking they have the meanest and dangerous dog in the world when in fact, physically, the average Kangal has the strongest bite force of 743 pounds. It will break, cut and rip your arm. Why such a dog? The ward off bears, packs of wolves (Wolves of the Worst) while protecting sheep and cattle. This breed, rare and old. Is but a product of natural selective reproduction over the course of thousands of years, since the first humans started herding cattle.


No, you cannot buy one.

>>2033558
what the fuck is that? A fursuit? Or just an oversized plush?