Do you think if you could sneak up on a hibernating bear, you

>>2026017
I can't even.
Seek help.

>>2026020
What? It's not a sexual thing, it's just a curiosity as to how the inner biological mechanisms of hibernation work.

>>2026017
ITT:
OP misplaces his fleshlight and in the emotional vacuum loses his battle with respectability

>>2026017
bears survive primarily on fat and muscle tissue they build up by eating a lot before hibernating.

the food in their gut doesn't actually matter that much. It's not what's keeping them alive.

also they can wake up.

>>2026017
Anon, do you need to talk to someone?

>>2026480
Oh, so what's the purpose of the plug thing they have? Just to not deal with the inconvenience of defecation while hibernating?

Do Indian bears have this kind of plug or do they just insulate their hibernation caves with shit?

>>2026579
They go to the designated shitting cave.

>>2026656
Do bears actually have designated shitting caves? I never knew that.

Someone please make a QTDDTOT thread

>>2026745
What does that mean?

>>2026951
"Questions that don't deserve their own thread". This board is so slow that old threads stay up forever, and once you have made 5 threads you can't make any new ones.

>>2026656
kek

>>2026742
POOH IN THE LOO