Fucking help me /adv/ I'm going to sound like a total faggot

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Pls respond /adv/.
It's bad enough I sound like a faggot...

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Listen here you little shit:
>she stares AND fucking smiles at you
She wants your dick and is playing games by pretending to not be interested. It's a common game among women, believe me. She wants to be chased, you should be the aggressor now and not a nigger faggot. The time window is small for these shitty shenanigans though, so here pussy is soaking wet for you, yet.

Trust me, she's a little old-fashioned *cough* retarted *cough*. Fuck the rest of her left brains out until nothing's left anymore.

>>18067884
But I was told that when a girl wants to play this game, you better not chase her...


What do?

>>18067916
Well, depends on it what you want:
Do you want to release you life juice in her? Chase her (I bet it won't take much effort).
Or do your seek something long term? Then drop it, because she has the emotional ripeness of a toddler.

>>18067916

Do whathever the fuck you want dude.
You want us to read her mind? You want some sort of confirmation to act? There is no such thing. You just have to try it and see.

Just talk to her, worst case scenario, you end up exactly like you are right now: single.

>>18067972
Take notes from that nigger, better advisor than me.

>>18067916
Just stick it in bro ezpz

>>18067972
I lose my pride and all the people in our group and her friends will consider me a jerk off

>>18068000
>I lose my pride
The pride of not talking to any girl unless there is a 100% chance she wants you back?
If a single girl saying no to you is enough to make you lose your pride, your pride is a delusion. Spoiler Alert: Most girls don't like you already, just like with any other guy.


>her friends will consider me a jerk off
Who the fuck would think less of you for just talking to a girl? Do you kill everyone that says no to you or something? No one cares dude, it's all in your head.

Lol I hate seeing peeps who get the occasion and aint doing shit... Stay single for the rest of your life.

invite her over senpai

>>18067942
>>18067972
OK fine.

What do I do?
How do you suggest I approach her?

>>18068060
They will.
Because I'm 4chan incarnate.
I'm not a chad, all I do is play games and watch anime and I'm a 26yo khv.

They will just see me as that whereas now they consider me somewhat of a normie.

Oh come on /adv/ not now.

I just ask for a advice ok? How do I approach some chick?

>>18068142

Yeah, because talking to girls is totally a 4chan behaviour. Not making any moves, thats of normies identify each other.

But seriuosly, the thing you seem to be worried about is not talking to her but revealing who you really are to your study group. And that could be scary, but just play it cool, don't make a big thing about liking videogames and anime. If you can socialise with them like a normal human being the rest of the time, why wouldn't you be hable to do it talking to this single girl? If she doesn't like you she doesn't like you, that's how things are, and maybe she isn't right for you either. But you can only know that if you try.

>>18068435
No.
They will see me as a 26yo khv who can't date for shit and falls for the first girl on his sight.
Which they ignore now, they probably don't even know I'm a virgin.

This will make things harder to bear in a work environment because these are my studies and I cannot compromise myself and how I'm considered in a group I depend on.

>>18068462

>a 26yo khv who can't date for shit
Nobody cares, but if you really believe that you are such a creep that just talking to people will make you an outcast, then I don't get what advice are you looking for, and why even ask this in the first place.

>and falls for the first girl on his sight
NOBODY CARES. The only posible way they could know this is if you make it fucking obvious. To the rest of the world liking someone is completly normal.

>>18068462
Nigger, no wonder you didn't get some pussy. It's EXTREMELY important to you what others think about you. I'm also very invested into video games, serials and anime, but also psychology, sociology, classic literature, linguistics and yadda yadda who gives a shit. What I'm trying to say is: You may have other interests you didn't perceice as such, and even not, why feel bad about them? Just because there is a stigma upon them? Fuck that, values will change, so will society. Heck, over 100 years ago fictional novels were despised by the peers, and today, no matter what you read is seen as an intellectual hobby.

Be yourself (I mean she is attracted to you without much of your input anyways), but be also flirtatious, make it clear to her you noticed she's attracted to you and you're definitely in for the fun.

I advise you stop thinking of yourself as a 2nd class citizen just because of the interests you have, and if you social circle does, then - sorry to burst your bubble - they're a bunch of assholes.

I mean, you can be just straightforward to her and say: "You know, I noticed you're flirtatious with me and I would make a move about it, but I have little experience with this kind of thing (or women in general). Could you lend me a hand with this one?" ;^]

BOOM! SMOOTH AS FUCK AND IT GETS THE POINT ACROSS THAT YOU'RE IN TO SLAY HER PUSSY!

How she'll react can no one foreshadow. She may be very delighted by the unexpected sincerety, or really put off since it isn't in her set of rules. But this game is all about pushing her rules to the limits.

>>18067526
If you are genuenly curious what is she about, approach her. Ask her, what's she all about, you don't have to be literary blunt but be direct as much as possible. If you are worried about the outcome or you "secretly" don't want to make a bad impression or "ruin" something... I think, in broader sense, its not that we regret our actions that led to "mistakes" but not doing anything at all.