So I broke up with my girlfriend because she asked if we could

What was the thing you had? Some kinda cool treasure?

>>16887791
It's not relevant to the advice I need, just pretend it's something.

>>16887793
It is relevant though.

>>16887797
It's a possession of mine that I didn't want her to have access to. It doesn't even matter, pretend I didn't say that.

help pls

>>16887804
If it doesn't matter, then just tell us.

>>16887804
it's important to know what that is, for us to understand why she wont shut up

>>16887814
>>16887808
Something my late father gave to me.

Anyways, she won't stop and it's driving me nuts.

>>16887804

It's drugs, right? Stop playing coy nobody cares

>>16887820
What is it?

>>16887820
Fuck I'm so curious, OP, you're killing me here. Is it a vehicle of some kind? Oh shit, is it a hot air balloon? That'd be rad.

Anyway, you tell her to fuck off. Be really mean. Cut deep, call her ugly and a horrible fuck or something. Threaten to get a restraining order or call the cops.

>>16887820
what the hell is it thats worth breaking up with your gf just because she asked to share something

What was it? We need to know if you're the one being unreasonable. But if you just want to be a total asshole just threaten her next time she calls you.

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OP NEEDS TO AN HERO STOP SAMEFAGGING THIS SHIT STORY I KNOW YOU WERE ON /B A MOMENT AGO

If you killed yourself you wouldn't have to listen to her wonder why you're so retarded

>>16887793
>>16887804
>>16887820
You had to realize that everyone was going to ask what the thing was. It has to be a big thing if it was worth breaking up with your girlfriend over her asking to share it.

>>16888090
and you just highlighted exactly why this is a troll thread. nothing to see here folks, move on.

>>16888309
Literally every single thread on /adv/ is a troll thread either created by me or another absolute madman

>>16888312
if this is true, I feel sorry for you. you need better hobbies man.

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>>16888322
My hobby is the creation of an international crime syndicate that creates memes to destroy the world

>>16888357
see that's what I mean, that sounds way too stressful. you should take up crochet

>>16888357
Your legacy is dust

>>16888440
We are born of stars

All I'm saying is this:

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