I'm 34 and got my neighbor's 16 year old daughter pregnant.
He's the pastor at the church we go to.
I'm married and have 3 kids.
Is there anything, anything I can do at all, to walk away from this alright?
She was VERY flirty with me for a long time. I had asked her out for ice cream, and after I knew the wife and kids weren't home so I asked if she wanted to come over and we had sex. After this she had been coming over at least once a week.
how in the fuck
anyway the ball's in her court man, it's not like you can force her to get an abortion.
also you're way older than she is so you can't really try to pin it on her. she's not the adult without crazy hormones, you are.
What is the age of consent in your state?
If there's grass on the field play ball
I believe this story has worked before when some other young thing got knocked up on the sly and some beta took her off to have it where nobody would notice, but the inn was booked out and then this whole thing kinds got outta hand when they made up this incredible story.
Try it out on her dad. If he believes it happened once, then why not again.
Woah snapped bra, ummm but in all seriousness what's the age of consent where you are at?
Divorce is fuckin gut wretching but getting your ass pounded in slam is worse.
You could try the think of your future line and see if she's keen on getting an abortion and throw her some hush money but would suggest moving after that as another poster has suggested.
You could fess up and take the heat, plus for manning up but fuck could be shitty ride.
Or you could just bail but thats real weak bro.
Best advice maybe ring lifeline or see a counselor and see if they can offer anything
All things must pass
/adv is full of jokers, I swear if we could combine all the funny posts and compile it into a book we could have a chart topping, best selling comedy book, lol
You could have got a vasectomy. You could have bought a condom. You could have just fucking pulled out. But instead you just fucking came inside her like you didn't know it was possible for her to get pregnant that way
>Is there anything, anything I can do at all, to walk away from this alright?
Is 16 the age of consent in your state? If so tell the 16 year old that you love her. She's probably naive enough to fall for it.
Your wife won't forgive you so I just hope she has a high enough income that she won't kill you with alimony and child support.