Just found out my gf is pregnant yesterday. No idea what ill do. I never really pictured marrying her. She won't even consider an abortion. I feel like my life is over. I have no idea how this happened she was on the pill and i almost always pull out
I'm laughing way too hard at this.
Honestly bro, man up and take care of your child. Your life is far from over; it will just change. Being a father will help develop you into more of a man and will give you a chance to pass your knowledge onto your children.
Such as always pull out.
First off, OP is an idiot for letting his girl be in charge of birth control. Your life is now beta and bux.
To fix situation, see >>16868775
Protip: When you leave, go to Mexico first.
It will be impossible to track you from there,
and a new ID is cheap there.
Also, learn some shit and stop being an idiot, otherwise you will end up in the same situation next place you go to.
>she was on the pill
Never trust them with that. My ex was on the pill for real, and once casually mentioned she wanted to stop because she wanted a kid. Since then it was condoms all the time. You are fucked
Just leave her and pay her min maintenance or not at all. It's what all my black and Irish brahs do and bitches still love them and want to fuck them all the time. Those dudes gots kids everywhere.
OP, Similar thing happened to me when I was 13. There are guides online, but you HAVE to poison her. Your life is more important than hers or the baby's. It's probably not even your kid dude, if you pulled out every time then you got cucked. I'm not joking man, the EXACT same thing happened to me, but then I "corrected" her.
good old 'i am on the pill'-ruse
you better start hiding your shekels
get a test
if its not yours then tell her to get fucked, she will be stuck with a kid and no man to care for her, and no one (apart from cucks) will get together with a mother.
if it is yours, then you better man up and raise the kid WITH the mother, single parent families turn the kids into fucked up psychos.
good luck and welcome to real life
Or threaten her that you will kick her ass if she doesn't abort, and leave her when she does. Or poison her.
You gotta make up your mind though, and stick with the plan until the very end. There is no room for changing roads now.
Good luck m8. Hope you don't get skinnier because of those gains goblins
Give her lots of orange juice and vitamin c in general "because you manned up and are gonna care for her and the baby"
After some time she is gonna lose the baby, go to the gym, break prs come home and break up with her a week later after that happened due to stress or whatever
>took it at different times.
which is not a problem with an estro-based pill, but fucks everything with a progest-based one.
she's under 30 (or is she? is she now a milf?), she should be on estro anyway.
she forgot, or 'forgot', to take it.
not /pol/, just from experience, my gf was fucked up in the head because her mother was a man hating bitch that told her "your dad raped you as a baby".
because of that she had large trust issues and was a lesbian until I met her. Turns out that her dad left before she was even born so her mother told lies.
desu I would want to have the piece of mind, even if it means upsetting your wife. He has logical reasons and if she goes crazy then its a sign.
>get a test
Unfortunately in most countries this is actually illegal if the mother doesn't consent, but she can still claim you're the father and cuck you.
Call her bluff on it anyway, if she refuses to get a paternity test then abort that fucker or play it safe and abort that fucker anyway
Because I know of some tea
>I knew one person who was messed up from a single mother so everybody will turn out like that
If one story is enough for you to judge millions of people, then you should work on your critical thinking skills.
> she was on the pill
> anon creamed inside her on the reg
> probs another guy m8
She either is a non responder to the pill (rare but not that rare) or she is just not taking them but saying she is (definitely less rare). If she fucked another dude while on the pill she's still way unlikely to get preggo
I'm the blini posting herbalist of /fit/. If anyone that wants out of a pregnancy needs some tea, I could easily share a recipe.
or I could just post the shitty crop that someone put up on faggit
i mentioned one experience, I know a lot of people with split parents and I see a difference in attitude between them.
most of the time they feel like they can get away with more if they are just raised by their mother, which causes them to end up dealing drugs and robbing old people.
where as, those with a mother and father had both elements of strictness and kindness, and so they turned out like decent humans.
its like the 'good cop, bad cop' thing, using the technique gives the perpetrator (or in this case the child) a offensive strict authority figure and a more relaxed kind authority figure.
The mother being the kind figure and the father is the offensive figure.
this is all my opinion, I'm not saying it is like this for EVERYONE, just the people I have been in contact with.
Haha faggots this is why I use an implant instead of pills.
No chance of forgetting, less chance of pregnancy.
In my country there is something people do, it's a pill for ulcers I think. Girls take two orally and two in her vag. The pills makes you abort. They're over the counter but sometimes the attendant at the pharmacy might ask you why you're buying them for.
My friends have done it and it works.
But I am not retarded and if I ever become pregnant I will just go to the gynecologist for a shot.
Look up their effects. Google "herbs and teas that cause uterine contractions".
As for dosing someone without their knowledge, whatever. You didn't know the tea would do what it did.
Not from an "all women are evil/stupid" perspective, but do not trust someone else to be responsible with birth control. Unless you are going to make it your responsibility to make sure she takes it every night, do not rely on the pill.
Also, if it comes down to it opt for the medical abortion over the abortion pill. A pill sounds more pleasant but it was definitely not.
behold! for i am coming to thee with words from the herbal god of /fit/. you are now blessed by the knowledge of the fetuskiller.
You help raise the kid, you loser. Life will be different but it's not over. Don't you want a cool little you to play with? Kids are pretty great, they will love you no matter what. Do cheer up anon.
Don't stay with her if you don't love her though, that will fuck your life up much more than the kid will.
normies get out
>He has logical reasons
Yeah, those reasons are probably "almost always" and "pull out".
The only guys who have actual logical reasons to want that are those who were NOT fucking trying to get a girl pregnant. Sad as it may be, OP deserves his fate.
(Still get it checked, though. Maybe you get lucky.)
i can't find the original copypasta of it but vitamin C has helped several anon's that have posted about it. vitamin C causes abortions. LOTS of vitamin C.
anyone assuming she's taking the pill and not trying to trap you for money the rest of your life with a child
Christ guys you're scaring the fuck out of me. My gf is on the pill but I started busting my nut deep inside her (it just feels too good)
She takes it everyday, and if she misses one she tells me (always). Should I start using condoms/pulling out again? Isn't the pill 99%?
some women are not crazy bitches and don't want children anymore than you want one
if your girlfriend doesn't seem crazy or is pretty staunch about not having children you're probably okay but you should always talk to her about this stuff
>mfw told my gf is she blackmails me with a baby or get fat I'll leave her
>she's okay with this
She's on the pill and i almost always pull out?
This sounds like bait but i'll nibble a little.
I've had sex with bunches of women. I've never got a STD or knocked one up! You see they have these things called condemns. Condemns prevent disease and pregnancy. They have been around for like a hundred plus years. Put one on and there is no problems. If you didn't, you didn't give enough of shit what happened and the problem is absolutely all yours. So live with it you dumb fuck!
I know girls that are on bc. They won't take it as prescribed. They take it whenever they want, like its the morning after pill, and they expect it to work the same way. Is she one of those?
>I've had sex with bunches of women. I've never got a STD or knocked one up! You see they have these things called condemns. Condemns prevent disease and pregnancy. They have been around for like a hundred plus years. Put one on and there is no problems. If you didn't, you didn't give enough of shit what happened and the problem is absolutely all yours. So live with it you dumb fuck!
male control is the only control you can trust.
DO NOT TRUST WOMEN'S CONTROL
Threads like this are the reason I started using condoms, even with girlfriends.
Look up the probability of pregnancy on wikipedia, the only time I'd consider fucking without a condom again is if the gf gets the implant, OR she's wife material.
>I have no idea how this happened she was on the pill and i almost always pull out.
>implying protection always works
Nigger if you're not ready to accept the risk of pregnancy and possibly having a kid, you shouldn't be fucking in the first place. Foreplay, mutual masturbation and anal exist for a reason.
we're all /pol/ we're getting stronger and making image board gains every single day. /pol/ will make it brah
Having sex with a girl who is not from the local area
>do you take the pill
I proceed to pull out anyway and cum on her
>why did you pull out?
>I'll come in you tomorrow
>please do baby
Comes to the next day
>so you're on the pill right?
>yeh, I take it back home but didn't bring it on this trip. that's OK though
I don't see why none of you guys discuss thimese kind of scenarios before hand. With my bfs we discuss important things like this before its an issue. I've made it clear i don't wants kids or marraige and I'd want an abortion ASAP. Good relationships are base on good communication skills. Stop blaming the girl for everything, you guys are just as guilty for being stupid and not thinking ahead. Next time communicate your expectations with your partner before its a problem. Also maybe try dating people with a similar mindset instead of being desparate and fucking anything with a pussy
Women lie. Married wife because she didnt want kids. Age 30 for her came around and all that changed. I ask her I thought you didnt want kids. I get "I am not allowed to change my mind?"
Happened to a friend of mine. She wanted babies, he said he did too. Get married, 3 years later of fertility problems he changes his mind and doesn't want any kids. Messy divorce right now.
I'm in the same position of you, anon.
Just make sure she doesn't want kids and you'll be fine, unless she is literally retarded (more common than you think). By 30 is when they start with mother impulses and want kids, so that's where you leave her or start using condoms. She doesn't like condoms? Leave her.
I want kids.
I just don't want kids right now.
Just looking for that perfect non European woman who is likely to bear twins but is also very tall and is regal af. Also intelligent, high achiever, good personality and good looking etc etc. So playing the long game.
I went through the exact same thing anon. people gave me alot of the same BS advice you're getting on here.
if you don't want to spend the rest of your life with this person, Don't fucking do it! I made that mistake and after 4 years of trying to "do the right thing", we ended up splitting up anyways. tell this woman hire it is. that you don't want to spend your life with her and won't stay even if she keeps the baby (so unless she wants to be a single parent she should get an abortion.
that failing, you still leave and get on with your life. yeah you might look like the asshole you left his pregnant girlfriend, but trust me doing anything else is a waste of time and you'll just end up regret staying (I know I do).
obviously if she ends up keeping you'll have financial responsibility to the child. just give what you can afford and make sure to be there as a father for your child when they need it.
>run. run far away
Same happened to me anon! She texted me last week and told me she was pregnant, shes on the pill and I never pull out.
Shes getting an abortion so its all okay. Hope it works out for you!
>gf and I both hate children with flaming passion
>she got that birth control slow release implant that sterilizes her for 3 years
>the hormone fluctuations make her horny as all fuck
>she begs me to fill her with sperm every time we fugg
>she admits to getting off on breeder porn now due to hormones
>TFW I kinda do too now
And then, when you're on your death bed, you start to wonder how much more fun it could be to have children, grandchildren, a family around you.
Or you're more rational and realise that you gave up on one of your most primal urges: a shot at eternal life by passing on your genes.
Make tea with any of ingredients in pic related, preferably strong
Back to whatever hugbox you came from faggot.
Start saving up for that child support brah... alternatively