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Just found out my gf is pregnant yesterday. No idea what ill do. I never really pictured marrying her. She won't even consider an abortion. I feel like my life is over. I have no idea how this happened she was on the pill and i almost always pull out
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Fake death, start life in another state/country under new identity.
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She prob fucked another guy, im sorry anon
Get a test and gtfo if it isn't yours, thats really all you can hope for
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>>16868774

>almost always

I'm laughing way too hard at this.

Honestly bro, man up and take care of your child. Your life is far from over; it will just change. Being a father will help develop you into more of a man and will give you a chance to pass your knowledge onto your children.

Such as always pull out.
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First off, OP is an idiot for letting his girl be in charge of birth control. Your life is now beta and bux.

To fix situation, see >>16868775
Protip: When you leave, go to Mexico first.
It will be impossible to track you from there,
and a new ID is cheap there.
Also, learn some shit and stop being an idiot, otherwise you will end up in the same situation next place you go to.
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Push down stairs
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>>16868774
>she was on the pill
Ha
Haha
Hahahaha
Never trust them with that. My ex was on the pill for real, and once casually mentioned she wanted to stop because she wanted a kid. Since then it was condoms all the time. You are fucked
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Congrats, I guess.
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Just leave her and pay her min maintenance or not at all. It's what all my black and Irish brahs do and bitches still love them and want to fuck them all the time. Those dudes gots kids everywhere.
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>>16868776
this is the only correct answer
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>>16868774
>she was on the pill
Good job falling for that old trick, don't let women be in charge of contraception.
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>>16868774
OP, Similar thing happened to me when I was 13. There are guides online, but you HAVE to poison her. Your life is more important than hers or the baby's. It's probably not even your kid dude, if you pulled out every time then you got cucked. I'm not joking man, the EXACT same thing happened to me, but then I "corrected" her.
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>>16868785
I heard vitamin c would do the trick
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>>16868778
just do this before Trump is president or it won't work anymore
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good old 'i am on the pill'-ruse
you better start hiding your shekels
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>>16868774
Be a fucking man and raise the child, you dumb fuck. Life isn't over, it's just beginning
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get a test

if its not yours then tell her to get fucked, she will be stuck with a kid and no man to care for her, and no one (apart from cucks) will get together with a mother.

if it is yours, then you better man up and raise the kid WITH the mother, single parent families turn the kids into fucked up psychos.


good luck and welcome to real life
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poison her so she has a miscarriage. theres guides out there. good luck anon and get your life back
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>>16868774
>she was on the pill

She probably fucked up and missed a day or two frequently, or took it at different times.
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>>16868774
>she was on the pill
you actually believe her? wow, ignorant fuck

you think all these women hate threads are a meme?
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>>16868790
>single parent families turn the kids into fucked up psychos

Oh /pol/.
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>>16868790
>>16868776
This desu.
Or threaten her that you will kick her ass if she doesn't abort, and leave her when she does. Or poison her.

You gotta make up your mind though, and stick with the plan until the very end. There is no room for changing roads now.

Good luck m8. Hope you don't get skinnier because of those gains goblins
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>>16868790
but if it is his first step in his relationship with his new wife is "i need to scientifically verify that youre not a cheating whore"
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>>16868774
Give her lots of orange juice and vitamin c in general "because you manned up and are gonna care for her and the baby"

After some time she is gonna lose the baby, go to the gym, break prs come home and break up with her a week later after that happened due to stress or whatever
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>>16868798
Make sure you buy the vitamin C cash so theres no paper trail
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>>16868792
>took it at different times.
which is not a problem with an estro-based pill, but fucks everything with a progest-based one.
she's under 30 (or is she? is she now a milf?), she should be on estro anyway.

she forgot, or 'forgot', to take it.
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>>16868794
not /pol/, just from experience, my gf was fucked up in the head because her mother was a man hating bitch that told her "your dad raped you as a baby".

because of that she had large trust issues and was a lesbian until I met her. Turns out that her dad left before she was even born so her mother told lies.

>>16868797
desu I would want to have the piece of mind, even if it means upsetting your wife. He has logical reasons and if she goes crazy then its a sign.
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>>16868802
For some tea
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>>16868776
>get a test
Unfortunately in most countries this is actually illegal if the mother doesn't consent, but she can still claim you're the father and cuck you.

Call her bluff on it anyway, if she refuses to get a paternity test then abort that fucker or play it safe and abort that fucker anyway
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>>16868803
Because I know of some tea
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Somebody post the story of the Guy that made his gf have a miscarriage with orange juice thanks to /fit/
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>>16868794
>HURRR MUH /POL/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1xf78EltKM

Don't get triggered too hard sweetheart. Not that you'll watch.
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>>16868803
>>16868805
kot blini
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>>16868808
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>>16868801
>I knew one person who was messed up from a single mother so everybody will turn out like that

If one story is enough for you to judge millions of people, then you should work on your critical thinking skills.
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>>16868805
You know no tea
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>>16868807
>/pol/ getting triggered by being called out
>muh youtube rebuttal

You guys are so predictable.
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>>16868776
> she was on the pill
> anon creamed inside her on the reg
> probs another guy m8
She either is a non responder to the pill (rare but not that rare) or she is just not taking them but saying she is (definitely less rare). If she fucked another dude while on the pill she's still way unlikely to get preggo
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>>16868774

>2016
>still associating with the female jew

Kek
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>>16868812
I'm the blini posting herbalist of /fit/. If anyone that wants out of a pregnancy needs some tea, I could easily share a recipe.
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It's obvious what you must do anon, you must poison her anon
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>>16868817
or I could just post the shitty crop that someone put up on faggit
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>>16868811
i mentioned one experience, I know a lot of people with split parents and I see a difference in attitude between them.

most of the time they feel like they can get away with more if they are just raised by their mother, which causes them to end up dealing drugs and robbing old people.

where as, those with a mother and father had both elements of strictness and kindness, and so they turned out like decent humans.

its like the 'good cop, bad cop' thing, using the technique gives the perpetrator (or in this case the child) a offensive strict authority figure and a more relaxed kind authority figure.

The mother being the kind figure and the father is the offensive figure.

this is all my opinion, I'm not saying it is like this for EVERYONE, just the people I have been in contact with.
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Should have swallowed the red pill
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>>16868819

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>>16868811
>I literally do not understand statistics
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>>16868819
That's normal tea stuff, are you sure those herbs do anything?
Anyway, if they do (strong doubt), that's dosing someone without their knowledge, very bad idea.
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I know i can buy a pill online but im afraid the paper trail will come back to haunt me
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Haha faggots this is why I use an implant instead of pills.
No chance of forgetting, less chance of pregnancy.
In my country there is something people do, it's a pill for ulcers I think. Girls take two orally and two in her vag. The pills makes you abort. They're over the counter but sometimes the attendant at the pharmacy might ask you why you're buying them for.

My friends have done it and it works.
But I am not retarded and if I ever become pregnant I will just go to the gynecologist for a shot.
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>>16868824
Look up their effects. Google "herbs and teas that cause uterine contractions".

As for dosing someone without their knowledge, whatever. You didn't know the tea would do what it did.
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>>16868825
> he didn't mine bitcoins to anonymously buy drugs in the future
Lack of forward planning is your own fault desu
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>>16868825

Proxies and buy a debit card at target. Use cash. Also use fake name when ordering. I got u senpai
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>>16868780
>>16868784
>>16868774

Not from an "all women are evil/stupid" perspective, but do not trust someone else to be responsible with birth control. Unless you are going to make it your responsibility to make sure she takes it every night, do not rely on the pill.

Also, if it comes down to it opt for the medical abortion over the abortion pill. A pill sounds more pleasant but it was definitely not.
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>>16868826

Misoprostol. It works, guess it just depends on where you live that you can get it otc.
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behold! for i am coming to thee with words from the herbal god of /fit/. you are now blessed by the knowledge of the fetuskiller.
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You help raise the kid, you loser. Life will be different but it's not over. Don't you want a cool little you to play with? Kids are pretty great, they will love you no matter what. Do cheer up anon.

Don't stay with her if you don't love her though, that will fuck your life up much more than the kid will.
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>>16868774
How old are you, OP?
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>>16868833
Cuck detected
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>>16868777
The one good piece of advice in this thread
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I had a kid, left the mother and still train 6 days a week/have extra money/see other women. Find a way to earn more money and schedule time like an adult you fucktard, it isn't that bad.
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>>16868774
>She won't even consider an abortion.
hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHhahahHAHAHAHAHhaha
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>Women

Not even once

Now excuse me while I go play League of Legends and watch Animu from my mom's basement.
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/fit/ feels thread?
>tfw kettle hormones stuck in cutoms
>lost 400 bucks

fug


>>16868774
time to get the coathanger out
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>>16868777
>>16868781
>>16868789
>>16868801
>>16868833
>>16868837
normies get out
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>>16868774
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>>16868774

>on the pill

Never trust that. Well too late now. Might as well raise the little bastard properly now. You might even like him.
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>>16868843
>him
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>>16868844

How do you know it's a girl?
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>>16868801
>He has logical reasons
Yeah, those reasons are probably "almost always" and "pull out".

The only guys who have actual logical reasons to want that are those who were NOT fucking trying to get a girl pregnant. Sad as it may be, OP deserves his fate.

(Still get it checked, though. Maybe you get lucky.)
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>>16868845
Who could she get an Y chromosome from, anyway?
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>>16868774
rekted
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>>16868847

Are you testing me, Satan?
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>>16868849
nope, that would be illegal here.
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>>16868808
You were not on that thread then

>>16868805
Anon please share your wisdom once more
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>>16868774
>mexico
>abortion pill
>have some tea/soda/piƱa colada, honey. It's good :^)
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>>16868825
You can buy a prepaid disposable card and fill it with just the amount you need, like other anon said
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>>16868801
>my gf was fucked up in the head because her mother was a man hating bitch that told her "your dad raped you as a baby".
implying every single parents does this. top kek
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>>16868774
haha you got tricked

she was never on the pill!
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>>16868774
time to get her liquored up and take her roller skating, bro
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>>16868774
> Fuck ingredients a woman without a condom


That's 100% your fault she got preggers. Stop being a liberal and trying to abort your future spawn
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>>16868820
Mothers aren't really "kind", they're just pushovers.

Same end result, though.
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>tfw fucked my ex every day for over a year without condoms and she never got pregnant

Feels good man
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>>16868824
>dosing someone without their knowledge is a bad idea

Moralfag pls go
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https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/22d49p/fit_gets_a_girl_pregnant/

i can't find the original copypasta of it but vitamin C has helped several anon's that have posted about it. vitamin C causes abortions. LOTS of vitamin C.
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>>16868859
Also I only pulled out rarely when I wanted to cum over her, I probably pumped several gallons of jizz into that bitch
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> Not getting the free magnum condoms they hand out at parenthood clinics thatre usually just sitting there in the lobby by the check in counter

Kinda your fault. Enjoy raising jamals kid
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>>16868862
>>16868859
>pump my ex all day everyday for over a year
>didn't get pregnant
>get on with a random slut for a month
>she got pregnant
Hold me fambrehs.
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>>16868862
Why are you so happy about being sterile?
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>>16868865
>sterile
Nice assumption m8, actually she was on the pill and I reminded her of it every morning because I'm not a retard
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anyone assuming she's taking the pill and not trying to trap you for money the rest of your life with a child
>shiggy
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Christ guys you're scaring the fuck out of me. My gf is on the pill but I started busting my nut deep inside her (it just feels too good)

She takes it everyday, and if she misses one she tells me (always). Should I start using condoms/pulling out again? Isn't the pill 99%?
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>>16868868
DO NOT TRUST ANY WOMAN WHEN IT COMES TO BABIES
jesus fuck i'm surrounded by children.
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>>16868868
>she tells me (always)
you say that after reading this thread
you deserve to be trapped by a baby
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>>16868868
some women are not crazy bitches and don't want children anymore than you want one
if your girlfriend doesn't seem crazy or is pretty staunch about not having children you're probably okay but you should always talk to her about this stuff
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>>16868819
>>16868842
>current year
>using random screencaps to fight le chan ephemeral nature

https://desustorage.org/fit/thread/36046802/#36049151
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>mfw told my gf is she blackmails me with a baby or get fat I'll leave her
>she's okay with this
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>>16868774
Almost always pulled out
Almost always
Almost
Found your problem
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>>16868859
>proud of being infertile

Get a load of this cuck
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Precum contains sperm so pulling out doesn't work
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>>16868874
>implying that pulling out is a commendable technique to start with
it's like the US of A has the same approach at contraceptives so successful in Africa
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>Cum in girl I'm fucking without a condom
>Think about having to take care of a kid
>Doesn't seem that bad
>Plan out how to take care of it while working
What is wrong with me.
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>you guys still haven't had a vasectomy
Holy shit its like you want to be trapped.
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>>16868774
She's on the pill and i almost always pull out?
This sounds like bait but i'll nibble a little.

I've had sex with bunches of women. I've never got a STD or knocked one up! You see they have these things called condemns. Condemns prevent disease and pregnancy. They have been around for like a hundred plus years. Put one on and there is no problems. If you didn't, you didn't give enough of shit what happened and the problem is absolutely all yours. So live with it you dumb fuck!
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>>16868774
I know girls that are on bc. They won't take it as prescribed. They take it whenever they want, like its the morning after pill, and they expect it to work the same way. Is she one of those?
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>>16868880
>I've had sex with bunches of women. I've never got a STD or knocked one up! You see they have these things called condemns. Condemns prevent disease and pregnancy. They have been around for like a hundred plus years. Put one on and there is no problems. If you didn't, you didn't give enough of shit what happened and the problem is absolutely all yours. So live with it you dumb fuck!

THIS
male control is the only control you can trust.
DO NOT TRUST WOMEN'S CONTROL
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kek
Threads like this are the reason I started using condoms, even with girlfriends.

Look up the probability of pregnancy on wikipedia, the only time I'd consider fucking without a condom again is if the gf gets the implant, OR she's wife material.
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>>16868774
>I have no idea how this happened she was on the pill and i almost always pull out.

>implying protection always works
>almost always

Nigger if you're not ready to accept the risk of pregnancy and possibly having a kid, you shouldn't be fucking in the first place. Foreplay, mutual masturbation and anal exist for a reason.
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>>16868774

>she was on the pill

this is the biggest lie a girl tells

lawyer up son

or put plan b in her cheerios
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>>16868885
you.
i like you.
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>>16868774
Abortion pill in her drink
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>>16868774
Get a pat test, but
>Pull out method
>doesn't fucking work
>Way to figure that shit out to late
>Enjoy your life being over.
>Idiot.
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>>16868794
we're all /pol/ we're getting stronger and making image board gains every single day. /pol/ will make it brah
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>>16868774
>I have no idea how this happened she was on the pill and i almost always pull out
K
E
K
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>>16868889
Quit deluding yourself and stay in your designated shitting board.
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>>16868780
This.

Having sex with a girl who is not from the local area

>do you take the pill
>yes
I proceed to pull out anyway and cum on her
>why did you pull out?
>I'll come in you tomorrow
>please do baby
Comes to the next day
>so you're on the pill right?
>yeh, I take it back home but didn't bring it on this trip. that's OK though
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>>16868774
> I have no idea how this happened she was on the pill
You mean, she told you she was on the pill?
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btw lads, if a lady misses taking the pill even once at the same time of day every day - it's nowhere near as effective as it claims to be.

>>16868892
>>16868893
these guys get it
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>>16868777
kekerino
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>>16868774
>No idea how this happened
>Almost always pull out

Don't worry OP it's not just going to fuck up your life, you are going to ruin that kid's life as well.
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I wouldn't mind having a child but I'm more afraid of having a disabled or autistic kid. Or a kid that's a plain loser with no direction in life because mom spoiled him rotten.
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>>16868774
Just remember: women have reproductive rights, men have reproductive responsibilities.
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>>16868878
you're a cuck
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>>16868830
I don't see why none of you guys discuss thimese kind of scenarios before hand. With my bfs we discuss important things like this before its an issue. I've made it clear i don't wants kids or marraige and I'd want an abortion ASAP. Good relationships are base on good communication skills. Stop blaming the girl for everything, you guys are just as guilty for being stupid and not thinking ahead. Next time communicate your expectations with your partner before its a problem. Also maybe try dating people with a similar mindset instead of being desparate and fucking anything with a pussy
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>>16868858
Fuck that my single mom was just a lazy bitch. She wasn't a pushover when it came to manipulations and getting her way.
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>>16868900
Women lie. Married wife because she didnt want kids. Age 30 for her came around and all that changed. I ask her I thought you didnt want kids. I get "I am not allowed to change my mind?"
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>>16868902
Happened to a friend of mine. She wanted babies, he said he did too. Get married, 3 years later of fertility problems he changes his mind and doesn't want any kids. Messy divorce right now.
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>>16868790
There are so many cucks out there though, anon. So many cucks.
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>>16868900
Nobody cares roastie
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>>16868868
I'm in the same position of you, anon.

Just make sure she doesn't want kids and you'll be fine, unless she is literally retarded (more common than you think). By 30 is when they start with mother impulses and want kids, so that's where you leave her or start using condoms. She doesn't like condoms? Leave her.
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>>16868774
Holyfucking trip dubs bateman!

Also check that tea that one anon posted to kill babies
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>>16868793
Yes they are since most of the people posting them are too unappealing to have ever been with a woman, and thus blame the woman and not their lack of appeal
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Someone post that abortion tea from a few days ago.
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>>16868902
I want kids.

I just don't want kids right now.

Just looking for that perfect non European woman who is likely to bear twins but is also very tall and is regal af. Also intelligent, high achiever, good personality and good looking etc etc. So playing the long game.
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Should have got that vasectomy, OP. Sorry to hear you're not going to make it now that your wife is literally spawning a gains goblin from her womb.
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>>16868774
I went through the exact same thing anon. people gave me alot of the same BS advice you're getting on here.

if you don't want to spend the rest of your life with this person, Don't fucking do it! I made that mistake and after 4 years of trying to "do the right thing", we ended up splitting up anyways. tell this woman hire it is. that you don't want to spend your life with her and won't stay even if she keeps the baby (so unless she wants to be a single parent she should get an abortion.

that failing, you still leave and get on with your life. yeah you might look like the asshole you left his pregnant girlfriend, but trust me doing anything else is a waste of time and you'll just end up regret staying (I know I do).

obviously if she ends up keeping you'll have financial responsibility to the child. just give what you can afford and make sure to be there as a father for your child when they need it.

>tl:Dr
>run. run far away
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>>16868774
Same happened to me anon! She texted me last week and told me she was pregnant, shes on the pill and I never pull out.

Shes getting an abortion so its all okay. Hope it works out for you!
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>>16868909
Literally a google search away.
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Vasalgel cannot come soon enough!
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>>16868869
Lol
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>>16868912
sounds legit
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>>16868914
>>16868909
>>16868907
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>gf and I both hate children with flaming passion
>she got that birth control slow release implant that sterilizes her for 3 years
>the hormone fluctuations make her horny as all fuck
>she begs me to fill her with sperm every time we fugg
>she admits to getting off on breeder porn now due to hormones
>TFW I kinda do too now
W-whats happening
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That's why you should make love only with other men
Get fucked heteros
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>>16868919
Vasectomy. Inexpensive, only a couple days of pain, and then you never need worry about it.
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>>16868921
I saw her get the implant tho so I know she's sterile for the next few years. Plus I roid and smoke weed so hopefully I am too
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>>16868921
And then, when you're on your death bed, you start to wonder how much more fun it could be to have children, grandchildren, a family around you.
Or you're more rational and realise that you gave up on one of your most primal urges: a shot at eternal life by passing on your genes.
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>>16868923
Fuck you and my genes
>TFW I'm the only child on my Dad's side
>the ride ends here
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>>16868923
Nah, I know that ride is not for me.
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>>16868923
>Or you're more rational and realise that you gave up on one of your most primal urges: a shot at eternal life by passing on your genes.
idea's last forever.
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>>16868921
Unless, you know, you change your mind later on? Seriously don't be a fucking idiot and damage your body permanently cuz you're scared of babies. One day you might regret that
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>>16868927
I'm 31 m8. My mind doesn't change anymore. I've seen enough friends and siblings do the kid thing to know it ain't my jam.
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>>16868927
But anon, I'm a manlet and don't deserve to reproduce :^]
>TFW finally learned
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>>16868927
you can fix a vasectomy as easily as getting it.
guys have flip-flopped several times getting it snipped and re-connected, with no issues about sterility
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>>16868926
You better not be talking about retarded image macros and memes people repost over and over again on Facebook.
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>4chan makes fun of blacks for being worthless niggers
>Act like niggers the second somebody says I accidentally got my GF pregnant.
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>>16868931
like it or not digital data is around forever, so facebook is part of the equation, yes. every meme ever meme'd will be a part of digital history.
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>>16868794
Kids raised by single mothers are statistically worse than kids raised in nuclear families.
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>>16868929
Get yourself an amazon m8. Maybe her supreme >6.0' genes will murder your shitty manlet ones
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>>16868935
Way ahead of you. I'm 5'6, sterilized gf is 5'9
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>>16868935
plus, when you're on top of her your face is right in her tits
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>>16868804
Wtf country does that?
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Make tea with any of ingredients in pic related, preferably strong
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>>16868869
Top fucking lol
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>>16868938
France, Google it
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>>16868794
Back to whatever hugbox you came from faggot.
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>>16868937
This is better than having tall kids
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Start saving up for that child support brah... alternatively
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>>16868830

Don't listen to this cuck, if a woman wants to cuck she will cuz she's evil and rap was right, don't love them hoes.
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>>16868839

This sadly, if you want the tyrone meme to die.
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>>16868774
>I almost always pull out
I don't know why so many people are laughing at the "she said she was on the pill" statement because this is the real joke of this post.
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>>16868774
This is what happens when do you don't use condoms.
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>>16868819
Gots be praised.
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>>16868774
You need to have a test done to prove you are the father. It's probably not your kid.
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>>16868789
for sure dont listen to this fuckboy
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