How can I smoke and keep my parents from finding out?

Not smoking.

>>16866274
Why do you feel the need to hide it from your parents?

When I was growing up, I preferred the "not enslaving myself to a chemical for a few minutes of fake happiness a pop" approach.

Not doing it at home.

>>16866274
smoke outside, use a method other than rolling papers, hang around outside to reduce the smell, apply eye drops if necessary, do not speak or act like a retard
and for fucks sake, do not smoke out of a pop can. you can get a 5-10$ throwaway pipe from a gas station

>>16866307
Literally anyone can smell that shit though

Switch to vaping.

>>16866307
Pretty accurate. Also make sure to blow away from your clothes, and avoid contact for 2 hours or so.

You can try showering immediately after, should solve any smell problems, which are your immediate enemy.

Just be careful and remember that if you start to relax and be less careful with it you will get caught.

>>16866291
do u snoke weed m8?

>>16866304

>smoking pot
>enslaving myself to a chemical

Cigarette smoke will be pretty hard to hide unless you spray yourself with fabreeze.

Marijuana you should smoke outside then just chill out in your room.

idk dawg, my parents dont give a fk

Vape if you can, it doesn't leave much of a smell.

Alternatively, only smoke at a friends house and bring a change of clothes and/or use some good body spray

>>16866340
Sorry to say, but you have shit parents

>>16866403
>vape if you can
I think he might be wanting to get high. Otherwise he'd be asking about how to hide cigarette smoke.

>>16866429
not complaining desu

>>16866437

I know, vape cartridges for THC are a thing. I have one myself. It's probably only available in states where weed has been legalized for medical/recreational use (or you can use an old school vape like a volcano but those cost a lot). Just figured it was worth a suggestion because I get zero comments about the smell and I use it daily.

you cant hide the smell. just go outside. i used to smoke in the house and right after my grandparents would say stop doing drugs

we used a sploof or spleeg or w/e its called and had the window open. then 2 years later the only way i could smoke without stinking up the house was a long tube i used to blow the smoke way out of the window.

i was 17 at the time.

>>16866336
DUDE WEED LMAO

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>>16866484
>lmao
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Protip: No matter how hard you try, they'll find out.

>>16866336
>nothing that comes out of mother earth could be bad for you, man

>>16866274
Don't live with your parents. Duh.

Smoke pot and have some sharp parents.

Do it when you know they wont be home for awhile, do it outside, please dont smoke from a can, and buy some damn eyedrops

Also if you think you smell, you probably smell.

>>16866274
if you do anything that you need to justify in front of your parents you aren't old and/or mature enough to do it.

If you absolutely have to smoke even while your parents are in the house:
>don't smoke shitty weed
>get into candles or incense even before you start smoking weed
>at least make your room always smell of various fragrances
>get some dryer sheets
>get an empty toilet paper roll or paper towel roll
>toilet paper roll worked just fine for me
>stuff some dryer sheets in there
>I'd put anywhere from 3 to 6 in 'em
>close your door and lock it pls
>roll up a towel and line the bottom of the door with it to minimize smoke smell
>to cover up sound of lighter ignition, play some vidya loud but not loud enough for them to come knocking
>if you're a guy you could just have some low porn in the background for them not to come in if they come snooping
>maybe leave a porn mag lying somewhere and your parents will start giving you more space
>open up a window ffs
>turn off your room light if you know your neighbor can see you smoking out your fucking window
>blow the smoke out of the toilet paper roll with the dryer sheets stuffed inside
>preferably blow it out the window
>have ozium at hand
>have any herbal/citrus-ish spray at hand
>when spraying make sure you are listening to music or playing vidya to mask the sound of spraying
>don't let your pipe smoke up a lot
>pref use one-hitters or glass, no papers


I smoked for 3 years with my dad on the room to my right and my mom in the room in front of me. Sometimes the hallway would smell and my brother would alert me that I was being careless in some way. Never got caught, although sometimes I'd just go smoke outside because it was safer from the folks although scary af.

Be careful, younganon. There's always a risk, so think of a good way to react as well. Like >>16867181 says, get some legit eye drops and if you think you smell, you definitely smell.

>>16867403
are you fucking retarded? THEY CAN STILL SMELL THE FUCKING WEED WITH YOUR STUPID PAPER ROLL DRYER SHEET BULLSHIT

I KNOW BECAUSE 2 YEARS I WENT WITH MY PARENTS SAYING DONT DO DRUGS UNTIL I STARTED SMOKING OUTSIDE OR BLOWING INSIDE A TUBE THATS LONG OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

FUCK THIS GUY

>>16867205
This.
If they wouldn't approve of you smoking under their roof, then go do it elsewhere or wait until you move out.